Nas on Fitting the Profile

Propers to the homie DJ All Day for the alley-oop on Nas’ response to having “beaten” his Georgia DUI.

The best part of the video is the paparazzo quoting “Take It in Blood”, which absolutely goes on my personal “Best of Nas” CD compilation. I was hoping he’d take it all the way to “shittin like gin and prune juice.” That song is like 5 minutes of rap perfection. I charge you to make an 80-minute “best of” collection and not include that song. But, I digress. The pap nigga milked Nas’ prostate good and got him to make the money shot jackhole comment. No nullus.

“You know what it is. Profiling, man. But you can’t stop a good man from shining.”

-Nas, TMZ

I have no idea what kind of person Nas is. Neither that nor his musical abilities are in question here. I say this for the people who respond to a charge of personal accountability with, “but he’s the GOAT! Stop hatten!” As I alluded to in the previous Nas DUI blog, having a few classic records under your belt have nothing to do with killing someone because there’s a drunk or high foolhardy nigga under your seatbelt.

I don’t give two shits if his tests came back negative. People pass drug tests all the time with shit in their systems. They take care of your kids. They prepare your food. They govern your area. That doesn’t make the shit okay. I’m only concerned with Nas’ having admitted to smoking up before driving. If “profiling” is stopping mawfuckas when they’re swerving on the road late at night, then I’m with that shit. Call it what you want. Besides, if it were really on some New Jersey state trooper shit and them polices really wanted to do him in, he’d know. They really know how to stick it to a nigga in those southern crime and punishment states. They wouldn’t have given him such an easy go of things when he failed the initial roadside sobriety test if they really wanted him.

Officers were probably like, “Who is this? This that Naz? Mayn, this ain’t no catch. We’re waiting for DMX to roll back through this sum’bitch.”

Who the hell knows why Nas’ substance test came back positive. Maybe he smokes so much weed that his body produces certain testable antigens when he DOESN’T have that One Day At a Time in his system. Aspiring above-the-law rapsters, take note. Fucking with that Valerie Bertinelli very well may go undetected when it’s laced with a little Mackenzie Phillips. But, I wouldn’t risk it.

[Blogger’s Note: I used to get it from Schneider.]

We can’t sit idly by while hypehead niggas like Nas misplay our race cards. There are only 13 spades in a deck, two jokers and one deuce of diamonds. There’s no need to cut early clubs and diamonds with face cards, my nigga.

[Blogger’s Note: Ricky or Tameka and I would fuck up any two niggas on earth in spades. They need to have that shit on ESPN like they do the poker. I’d be a superstar. Fuck a rap blog.]

Where was I? Oh, right. Nobody gives a fuck about Nas’ shining. He can shine all he wants, provided he can afford to in a little while. Speaking of which—while I think some of these child support judgments are ridiculous—I bet he feels the same way about throwing down for his seeds and other basic responsibilities. “Fuck. They want me to not be driving around zooted… take care of my kids and shit. They can’t stand to see a nigga shinin’.” I mean, what kind of shit is that?

Questions? Comments? Requests? Chillin on a V.I. with Mumia? ron@ronmexicocity.com

That’s to say, shining can only occur after basic responsibilities have been met. Cain’t shine if you haven’t handled bidness. I mean… you can Shyne, but you can’t shine.

  • http://www.jakewhite.com Jake White

    foist.

  • AZ40

    That Chales in Charge will have you feelin’ like you gettin’ profiled…they gonna have that Spades soon it’ll be right after the World series of dice and before Bid Wist on ESPN 8 the Ocho

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      hahaha. i could get an endorsement deal fucking with spades on the ocho.

  • WOW!!!

    Ron Mexico the problem with you is that your not funny and you seem to be obsessed with Nas! It’s said that the closes you will ever reach to Nas’ success is writing a blog about him! Nas is shining now, and he will shine in the future!!!!! You probably jerk off to Nas’ music dummy…hater!!!!

    • chillin mayne

      dammmmmmmmn….ron u must be a psychic also son..(paragraph under the Nas TMZ qoute”.. this character just proved your statement to be true..not that i doubted it

  • RICH KID LDN

    50CENT IN THE UK DISSING JAYZ – LAST FRIDAY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YaQExmSgBw

  • http://dahatersball.blogspot.com Drew Breez

    “This qualifies as Driving While Rap,” said the Nasir.

    Gotta thank the lil homey Naz for proving that you can’t be too seasoned, or too prophetic to get caught up in street dreams. Ever wonder what lyrics are racing through his head as he lane-switches?

    “Swerving cross them dotted lines/Apologize to a lotta wives/Got more than Solomon/Spotted by a state trooper–” Oh shit lemme ash this. “straight shooter/coppin’ dimes in forty houses”

    • http://tehlush.blogspot.com dronkmunk

      …..

      *shuffles off mortal coil*

  • silentmurder

    Nas is a fucking moron. he can’t support the weight of his own mistakes, so he blames other people and makes himself out to be the victim. fuck this hypocrite, he’s full of shit.

  • sealsaa

    “You know what it is. Profiling, man. But you can’t stop a good man from shining.”

    WOW. Cops, profiling intoxicated drivers? What, you try’n to kick knowledge? (fuck outta here..)

  • BIGNAT

    Ron ron has done it again “There are only 13 spades in a deck, two jokers and one deuce of diamonds. There’s no need to cut early clubs and diamonds with face cards, my nigga.” i feel you on that you want to smack a muthafucker like we gotta get these books what you doing.
    “Cain’t shine if you haven’t handled bidness. I mean… you can Shyne, but you can’t shine.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    “I used to get it from Schneider.”

    Ha!

    NaS was talking sh*t in the PASSENGER seat I see…that n*gga stay high.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      you know schneider had that boy and that outside dick for them single moms.

      seriously, nas wasn’t about to get stopped again.

  • DetroitDraper

    Classic lol

    MAYN HOL’UP

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Way to fire back, Mex!

    This whole situation takes me back to when “they” claimed Kelis wouldn’t let him in the hospital room because he was drunk. Life is real. Just saying…

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

      ““Take It in Blood”, which absolutely goes on my personal “Best of Nas” CD compilation. I was hoping he’d take it all the way to “shittin like gin and prune juice.” That song is like 5 minutes of rap perfection. I charge you to make an 80-minute “best of” collection and not include that song.”

      ^^
      I never brag, how real I keep it, cuz that’s the best secret, I rock a vest, prestigiuos, cuban link flooded Jesus, in a Lex watchin Kathy Lee & Regis, my actions are one with the season, a tech squeezin, executioner, wintertime a rock a fur, mega popular-center of attraction, climaxin, my bitches they be laffin, they out from sniffin coke off of ?????? Andrew Jacksons…….

      Co(motherfucking)sign, all day.

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        that’s a 20 cent andrew jackson. and good lookin as always, tony.

  • Brooklyn

    that mackenzie phillips ain’t no joke, it’ll get you to having consensual sex with your pops for 10 years. nas is that militant type of nigga that thinks that everything done to him by people lighter in pigmentation than he is racism. i can see if they dragged him out the car and gave him the rodney king or the abner louima treatment, but just stopping him and making him take a test when he’s swerving on the road ain’t shit. sounds like he was on that california dreams when he was doing that interview.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      dammit. california dreams! wish i’d dropped it first. 2 points.

  • Apollo Moses

    Ron Mexico you a fool that one…mayne you wouldn’t get near 300 against me and my dawg Mic Swagga…sincere though…ESPN need to hook that up, they know brothas and sistas will be first ballot hall of fame on that ish, looking like the NBA of card playas that’s why they stay with that poker, PDW Bowlin and Black Widow on the pool table…I’m putting together a petition for that, biggest regional tournaments on the planet…gotta get these rules together though (dueces & Jokers or straight spades no wildcards…1st hand bid itself…sandbaggin penalties) oh and security for the poor soul that renege on a hand…lol

    • DV8

      sounds like a classic event in the making, that would be so ill. Just the shit talking and renege beat downs alone would be worth the price of cable (almost). Maybe BET would be interested in this. Of course all “refreshments” would have to be consumed off camera.

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        the negro channel would pick it up ASAP, and find a way to make it more niggerish than it has to be.

        i’m with y’all. and no, we went joe jackson in the house when a nigga reneged. that is not tolerated.

        i can play however. and sandbags are a must. gotta keep the game honest.

        and yea, we can put spades tournaments together and get our own federation together. i just don’t think it’s popular enough of a game. i’ve often been the negro at a party talkin bout, “anybody wanna play some spades”? …and can’t find 3 other people who even know how.

        then i sulk and be like, “it’s kinda like hearts, but in reverse.”

        • BIGNAT

          a little asian lady will smack the taste out your mouth for talking across the table to your partner. yes sandbagging would be a must. also replays to catch my form. you know when i am snatching up them books i slam the cards like they tiles baby my book bitch.
          one time i was playing at a friends house her cuz is a cop which we fount out later. me and my friend was beating they ass. homie put his gun on table and said you niggas must be cheating. that is when we learned he was a cop. we was not cheating she just sucked at spades.

  • capcobra

    i think he fucking with that falcon crest on the low..it better not be that blue thunder tho..{them nicky barnes bags}.

  • Prophecy_projectz

    I think youre killing him for saying nothing. Its not like he was serious with that comment, and at the end of the day he didnt have any weed in his system as the tests prove. Who knows why they stopped him, but he seemed coherent for most of that video anyway..