No Ceilings, Mad Punch Lines

Lil Wayne only has four things on his mind: money, sex, drugs and of course that cold, beautiful, porcelain bowl. Yup, that’s right, it’s about that time again. I downloaded the shit, I listened to the shit, and now I scooped it all up to shove it in your face.

Difference is, this time around I collected five of my favorite lines from all of Weezy’s most popular topics of discussion. You might not fuck with him, but you gotta respect him; the man is an undeniable, silly genius.

As the headline reads, Weezy might not have any ceilings, but he’s definitely got mad punch lines. You can bob and weave all you want, but the dude’s gonna connect… and unlike the rest of these jokers, all he needs is one dope mixtape to do so. For those that don’t know what I’m talking, go pick that up already you late mo’fuckas. Enjoy… —Jesse Gissen

[Listed in no particular order]

The Shit List Part Deux
“Shit on a track/Shit on a train/Murder the beat/The beat was slain…” – “Oh, Let’s Do It”

“I’m talking big shit, ni$$a/Join my hit list, ni$$a/What’s the matter/Check your bladder/I’m the shit, piss ni$$a…” – “Swag Surf”

“Young Money, baby/Big shit like a horse ass…” – “Throw It In The Bag (Remix)”

“Loose bowels/The shit so easy ‘I might send this to the mixtape Weezy’…” -  “D.O.A.”

“Young Money we the shit/Big stomachs…” – “Ice Cream”

Money on My Mind
“I got them green backs like I laid in the grass…” – “I’m Good”

“Long dough/No short bread/No lorna dune…” – “That’s all I Have”

“You can’t be broke and happy/So me, I’m mad rich…” – “Throw It In The Bag (Remix)”

“Big shit, ni$$a/Talk big shit, ni$$a/Big bread/Bread like a picnic, ni$$a…” – “Ice Cream”

“Finger on the button/Ni$$a just stuntin’/If you ain’t the bank teller/Don’t tell me nuthin’…” – “Ice Cream”

I Get High
“So cold I need Theraflu/I’m so high I need parachutes…”-  “Sweet Dream”

“Get a pound/Break it down/Blow it like trial…”- “Wasted (Remix)”

“Sheesh gosh/Osh Kosh B’gosh/Smoking on that Bob Marley/Listenin’ to P. Tosh…” – “Watch My Shoes”

“Smoking purple/I heard it to the grape vine…” – “No Ceiling”

“I smoke mad weed/I’m on my high horse…” – “Ice Cream”

Sexy Time
“When it comes to head/I got the head of the class…” – “I’m Good”

“Take a ni$$a bitch/She ride my dick like she cycling/Then she can’t walk, run or jump like White men…” -  “Oh, Let’s Do It”

“Let me get on my super shit/Super ill/Super sick/Dawg, I got super Vick/Ran into a superwoman/Turned her to a super bitch/Hit her with that super dick/She be coming super quick…” – “Run This Town”

“She said she wish she could cut my dick off and take it with her/I say, ‘Hold up’/She say she just playing/Then I falls in that pussy like quicksand/Uh, hot sex and cold wine/She left that ni$$a hanging like a clothesline/I cut my phones off/Both lines/It’s about to get nasty/Pork rinds…” – “Single”

“She love to rock my mic/Said there’s nothing like performing/Man, I’m in love with her grill/George Foreman…”  – “Banned From TV”

Crazy Town
“Nice tires on the ‘gini/You should wanna king me/Brain dead flow/Vegetable/ Zucchini…” – “Break Up”

“Man, I go crazy on a beat/I go nimrod…anybody’s beat I’m gonna go Archie Bunkers…” – “Run This Town”

“Sillier than Vic said/Soulja boy and Arab…” -“Watch My Shoes”

“Spit hanging from my mouth/Retard flow…” – “D.O.A.”

“Flow crazy/I need a counselor…” – “I Got No Ceiling”

What are you guys’ favorite lines from No Ceilings so far?

  • http://www.justice.gov.za GO-Getta’

    “Let me get on my super shit/ super ill/ super sick/ dog I got super Vick/ ran into a superwoman/ turned her to a super bitch/ hit her with that super dick/ she be coming super quick”- “Run This Town” = (Lauren London)

    • Deadly MIME

      Coming in 2010 “Ugly People”. Myself Deadly MIME and Sal The Moleman

    • Sincere

      Your flows never wet like grandma’s pussy/
      I’m always good like grandma cookies.

      i don’t give a f_ck what u niggas say this guy is funny to me.

      • NAWLEDGE

        Haven’t been on XXL for a little minute. What’s good fellas?

        No Ceilings = MEH

        Same old Weezy tracks. Money, ice, loose women, and comparing himself to excrement. Why this is deemed as “sick” punchlines, I’ll never know.

        • http://yahoo Zay

          Cassidys Better with the punch lines Bosses
          “why you worried bout the feds man/ when the only coke you hold is soda in a red can”-Cassidy

          I always put my life on the line, I guess I got a gambling problem – Cassidy

          I can sell Raid to a bug, i can sell salt to slug- Cassidy

          “i’ll make you suckas bleed like its that time of the month”- Cassidy

          “I need a girl that handle the pressure/’cause a n!gga love brains more than Hannibal Lecter”-Cassidy

          “why you worried bout the feds man/ when the only coke you hold is soda in a red can”-Cassidy

          “When I see ya Car in traffic Imma Jack-it like Burlington”-Cassidy

          “I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring niggas in ya crib like ya older sisters/”-Cassidy

          Out in the West Coast with Game, I’ll let the toaster bang.
          Or “cut you” more times than the “cards in a poker game”-Cassidy

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  • Vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    are you fuckin fa’ real this nigga rightin’ elementary bars! this shit garbage! no flow, no skills, no respect for da’ mic. fuck no ceilings!

    • Mika

      isnt it ironic that you say his shit is elementary but you cant spell ‘writing’ lmao wtf !!!! temme that was a ‘mistake’ PLEASE …

      • Vhingrhamesonyo’momma

        ^^^^^
        somebody tell toya don’t get mad I don’t like her baby daddy shit it’s just my opinion. kill ya self…..as you say, PLEASE.

        • Mika

          WTF are you on ? What you talking bout !!???

  • kid video

    You would have to be a teenager or in your early 20s to get a boner off a bunch of shit/drug/pussy references…

    I guess next he’s going to Doo(Doo)a duet with Millie Jackson…

    (google it youngsters…)

    • Broke Iz A Disease

      Osh Kosh Begosh…P. Tosh?????

      FAIL

  • JihaD

    I wish he would learn how to write a song or choose a fucking topic; I can’t listen to that super rapping, 5 minute long punchline bullshit anymore. He literally raps about the same stuff every track– Fucking bitches, comparing himself to shit, getting money, and smoking various types of weed–he just switches the punchlines around…

    JihaD

  • Nuttyboy

    New Orleans Nigga/I get superdome. Wasted.
    Overall this Mixtape goes hard.
    This is the wayne we like not that T-Wayne shit.

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    co-sign dudes above me. wayne talks about the same old shit. at times it can be amusing but, nothing to spectacular. he should dig deeper, & really rap about some things your average man can relate too (shout out J.Cole).

    & i copped (downloaded) the mixtape. my favorite track is the last one, Sweet Dreams w/ Nicki Minaj & some bitch that sound just like Beyonce. yea he got nice punchlines but, what is he saying?

  • Hooligan

    Punchlines?

    It’s reads more like Dustin Hoffman’s ramblings in the film ‘Rainman’.

    Seriously, not one of those lines is more than retard rap.

    I really hope this is one of those ‘ironic’ posts, but you actually know what irony is unlike Alanis Morrisette.

    • Jaydc

      The fact that nothing alanis said was irony makes the song ironic,hence the name.Guess that went over your head.

      Anyway wayne was hot for a minute but his punchlines are weak as fuck.If the person who wrote this article thinks these are clever or witty you need to go get your iq checked because chances are its very low.You want some sick lyrics check out the horseshoe gangs album that came out today,they are crooked is group.

  • ste

    lil wayne is jus shit… nothin gd comes from him talkin bout shit n all.. he is shit

  • these posts are racist

    This mixtape is insane, i love it. I don’t have a favorite line. What makes it awesome is that he hits you with awesome line after awesome line with a flawless flow. It does not get any better than this mixtape. Salute you Wayne.

  • http://xxlmag.com Blakout615

    WAYNE IS FUCKIN GARBAGE NOW. I used to be a fan of dude around the dedication 2 days,hell I grew up listening to Cash Money. But around the drought 3 is when he started this whole silly punchline thing. And yall put his name in the same light as the word genius???
    “man im in love with her grill,george foreman”
    Garbage yes. Clever NO.
    Sorry but its hard for me to be impressed by him when u got niggas like Crooked I sayin shit like
    “I wish u would speak on my label/I’ll walk in ya house,put my feet on ya table then see whats on cable”…
    Lol thats simple yet clever
    I respect the fact that wayne’s grind is hard but he doesn’t understand quality over quanity. The guy got on a song with Hov and said “beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice” LMAO I got a strong sense of humor,its just that words like genius dont pop up when I hear stuff like that. And im 20 yrs old so he aint foolin every young person spittin that bs.

    *goes to listen to j.cole*

    • GIBZ

      how bout that crooked I verse on that Slaughterhouse song, “Raindrops” omg not only does he spit hard, and clever, but he comes from the heart, talkin bout his aunt being raped and murdered. Not sayin Wayne needs to rap about shit like that, but COME FROM THE HEART MAN!!

      “Dear auntie I still feel your timeless sorrow/ Before u died, it’s like your body was mine to borrow/ Like I jumped in ya physical shell/ while u was going thru miserable hell, sayin goodbye to tomorrow/ Everyday it makes me sad, angry mad/ how you was sent to heavens sacred pad/ duct-taped and gagged, plus raped and stabbed/ body draped in blood, what a fate to have/ such a pitiful end/ I’m poppin ritalin like they skittles cus when/ I sleep i can feel it again and again and again/ and difficult, killing is the wickedest biblical sin/ I’m talkin bout mommas identical twin/ I see ya face when I look at hers/ a reminder how I’ve been in the cold/ since fourteen years old/ I’ll probably be in heaven when the pain stops/ till then all I’m hearin is wind and rain drops/” GOT DAYUM He’s a beast!

    • oskamadison

      Ahhh, so there is hope for the future. That’s what’s up.

  • http://xxlmag.com Blakout615

    1 good thing I will say is that he has always had a good flow( I wouldnt say flawless like someone stated) He can definitely ride a beat. But when speaking lyrically its sad that yrs from now,yall are gonna crown someone the g.o.a.t. who once upon a time said “im fly like a butterfly doing the tootsie roll”

  • kevin

    okay look, no ceilings is wayyyy fire. you guys are fking crazy. it’s just that the writer of this blog put up the worst/half ass punch lines off the mixtape. NONE of these were my favorite, and i have like 30. i don’t know where you were at writing this, bro? there’s some silly/genius lines in there alright, and he definitely came back on this mixtape. you guys are stupid; listen to it all the way through. D.O.A…he actually went WAY hard on that..killed jay.

  • Apollo Moses

    JihaD said it best…we checking for lines now?SMH…all that ish was poo…literally…dude’s raps are all over the freaking place til it’s not even clever just rambles…Biggie was called the best becauae he could actually rhyme and drop them in complete verses…that mixtape is what is…hot beats that speak for themselves…puhlease get off the groin.

  • EZ-E_TheKidd

    “I don’t stunt in front no ho no I don’t shine in front no bitch/cuz after she get off my dick I be like find the front door bitch/ I don’t know why in the fuck yo bitch keep comin by/ I done fucked yo bitch 100 times/ what the fuck yo bitch got on her mind/ my fucking dick”

  • Apollo Moses

    JihaD said it best…we checking for lines now?SMH…all that ish was poo…literally…dude raps are all over the freaking place til it’s not even clever just rambles…Biggie was called the best becauae he could actually rhyme and drop them in complete verses…that mixtape is what is…hot beats that speak for themselves…puhlease get off the groin.

  • Jake Steed

    genius? what the fuck? his punchlines are weak … cassidy, corey gunz, banks, and fab have way better punchlines. thats just to name a few.he needs to have jae millz write some lines for him.wayne can ride a beat wit the best of them tho as long as he’s not rapping in retard flow mode

  • drjay

    on the real, i aint a weezy fan but i constantly try to hear hit shit cuz of the hype but after reading those apparent hot lines up there i aint even gonna give this a spin. and i thought a blog about weezy would have weezy dickriders but there are actually intelligent people who know weezy aint that nice. yes punchlines are impressive but songs that are good overall are better. atmosphere, crooked i, tech n9ne, rakim, cormega, etc. people no in mainstream would rip weezy in a battle or cyper. one.

  • HNIC

    I think that his illest verses are contained within the lines that he spit on “Run This Town”. That cat went in. Dare I say that he murdered Jigga on his own shit. Kanye & Weezy are outrapping Jigga… on his own track? Who knew.

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Mannnnn, come on…..

    *pops in J.Cole mixtape*

  • HNIC

    Y’all should check out Wiz Khalifa’s “B.A.R. (Burn After Rolling) Mixtape”, too. That kid is nice with it!

  • http://www.schoolyardent.com/blog iquell

    I agree that some of the bars may be simple but people understand simple and along with that Wayne’s delivery and timing are what really makes his punchlines dope!

  • balaramesh

    “That cat went in. Dare I say that he murdered Jigga on his own shit. Kanye & Weezy are outrapping Jigga… on his own track? Who knew.”

    that makes kayne like what 1/6 on tracks with hova? kanye did his thing on that one, cannot front. but kanye need about 3 or more to dig himself out of the hole that hova put him in with diamond are forever (dont remember the name of song)

    C’MON Son, didnt hov and juelz have the best two verses on the carter 3? how many “a millie” verses did you hear much better than waynes? get a grip. wayne is aight.

    i thought that parachute line was hot. but other than that, nah. i guess after hearing folks like big pun, eminem, jada, big l ect. i am kinda numb to most of waynes punchlines. the kids does have his moments.

    • HNIC

      I hear what you’re saying. True, Hov has handled his own & cats have struggled to keep up on numerous occassions. No one can ever take anything away from his talent & consistancy over the years. I’m simply saying that on that particular track, he should’ve came with it… especially with that beat. It was pure gold, as far as rap beats are concerned.

      As far as the the Carter 3 verses are concerned, Hov did his thing, Juelz verse was aight, but, not stellar, in my opinion. And Wayne did have some highlights, as well as some misteps within that album. Overall, it was a solid offering. I can respect your opinion, tho. To each, their own.

  • Mas

    i’m smoother than na-lon/ whoops i meant nylon/ success is the goal and i’m heading toward the pylon/ the king the crown i don’t even gotta try on/ and the pistol mean business that bitch should have a tie on/

  • http://www.undabelly.com Fury

    “A big head nigga couldn’t even imagine…” lmao. It’s just funny shit. I mean why yall so upseat, he’s not a deep rapper. All rappers don’t have to be deep. No one gets mad at the lil pop artists cuz they don’t get deep on tracks… you have to accept him for what he is. You want thought provoking shit look else where. I know what to expect when I start a Weezy record so I’m never disappointed. It’s like going into a Pixar moving expecting Tits and Ass… ur never gonna get satisfaction lol. That being said this is a fun mixtape. Weezy got bars

    • Sincere

      real shit Fury
      it’s just enetertainment. this that ignorant shit i love nigga fuck shit maricon puta and drugs.

  • yoprince

    no ceilings is fire.

    wayne got the most flows of anybody in the game right now.

    i’ve always said.. lyrics are meant to be HEARD, not READ. timing, delivery, voice inflection, and FLOW.. wayne is killing it.

    i will admit that alot of the shit he says is simple. but it’s funny cause when he says some shit, i find myself thinking, “i can’t believe nobody ever thought of that line before.” and sometimes i end up thinking well that’s b/c its so corny nobody else could have said it but wayne. wayne has the personality and the delivery to pull off saying things other rappers can’t.

    then of course some of his lines really are just duds. “we fine like amber rose, ballin like jalen rose.” he even kinda chuckles when he says that, as if to say “i know that was extra simple.” but it’s a mixtape so who really cares?? plus he had already dumbed out on the track for like 4 minutes.

    like dude said above, it’s a fun mixtape.

    for people mentioning j.cole.. sure his mixtape is great, but he’s gotta take every verse seriously at this point in his career. he has no hits. no album. he still has to show and prove. a mixtape is serious business to him.

    • Brahsef

      Man, I couldn’t have said it any better. Every word is on point in your post. Wayne has the Jigga man ability to say shit that nobody else can pull off.

      “I pack heat like the oven door.” That ain’t simple and corny? But Jay made it fuckin work and everyone knows the song that came from.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    “I believe there is a direct correlation between the dropping literacy rate and the rise of dumb rap. You cannot appreciate lyricism if you cannot read.”-Mike Bigga

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • http://xxlmag.com lubetube/jergins……or peanut butter and hjelly

    IT WEEZY MOTHA FUCKA EASY WITH THE HATING/ BITCH IM IN THE BUILDING YOU JUST DECORARTING/ IM JUST DETENATING/ THEN I GET BLATEN/ MORE DANGEROUS THEN EMEINEM DATING!!

  • LBDII

    Im really not a Wayne hater but the majority of that shit was wack. Sill genius? Get the fuck out of here.

    • BIGNAT

      okay i am glad i am not the only one who feels that way. you call those punchlines i was expecting some slick shit that banks, fab or jada would hit you with. this just makes me not want to download the mixtape.

  • http://www.facebook.com/glenn.baumann Glenn

    young money runs this towns, countries/ i still eat rappers, umm, scrumptious

  • AO

    I’m on this ice cream beat like springles

  • AO

    *sprinkles

  • newyawka631

    Lil Wayne is about to get raped in NEW YAWK……..Da o.g’s can’t wait to rip off those saggy skinny jeans.I gotta feeling Wayne is going to like jail…..Getting those fucking dreads yanked,while getting fucked in the back……….WAyne if ya reading this,Drake is about cool u offfffffff

  • parks mcfly

    Microphone slaughter house remix 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYGkb7pg_U

  • oskamadison

    I like some of Wayne’s joints and I can’t front, he had me for a minute. But I said it before and I’ll say it again: Wayne is a thugged out, drugged out, dumbed down Dre 3 Stacks. Dre’s verse on “The Art of Storytellin’ pt. 4″ will body 80% of Wayne’s mixtapes and “Royal Flush” and his verse on that UGK joint will finish off the rest.

    • westcoastaggie

      You really can’t compare Andre 3000 and Lil Wayne. They are really two completely different rappers.

      But it’s all about what you want to hear from your favorite artists.

    • Brahsef

      Always thought Wayne was most like 3 stacks as well. His flow reminds me of Andre’s and Jay’s mixed together and he has off the wall lyrics like Andre. His lyricism isn’t nearly as crazy nor is his subject matter as diverse, but dude is funny as fuck too.

      No rapper shows love to fans better than Wayne as well. Dude is thankin us for his success more than any other rapper.

  • Apollo Moses

    ^^^^damn right…with Dre in the conversation it’s not even on par in terms of ability and “No Ceilings”

  • westcoastaggie

    No Ceilings was refreshing to hear. Most of the time when rappers go straight off their brain when freestyling, their rhymes really have no point beyond the rhyme scheme, rhythm and reference that makes the listener stop the track, replay the line to catch what was being said (the punchline).

    A lot of the lines Wayne has on this mixtape has a double meaning along with references currently in the happenings in America. Even though the songs have no meaning behind them beyond typical voracious braggadocio, the Mr. Carter definitely put in the serious effort in his flows that have been missing since Dedication 2/Da Drought 3 when he was trying to prove he is “the best rapper alive…”

  • westcoastaggie

    That Lane Kiffin line on Banned from T.V. just sealed Tennessee in having the number one recruiting class in 2010.

  • schoolofhardknocksbullyinthesandbox

    YOU NIGGAZ/HUNKYS ARE ALL HATERS,FIRST WHEN THE NIGGA ON AUTO TUNE YA’LL SAY WAYNE IS GARBAGE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE MIXTAPE FLOW,AND WHEN HE DOES YA’LL FIND OTHER SHIT TO COMPLAIN,SATISFYING INTERNET RAP FANS ISLIKE TAKING YOUR CAR YOUR A MECHANIC,YOU TAKE IT IN TO REPLACE A BRAKE PAD,ALL OF SUDDEN YOU NEED TWO TRANSMISSIONS AND SOME BALLJOINTS,IM STARTING TO THINK “YOU PEOPLE” HATE ACTUALLY HATEHIPHOP CAUSE I NOTICE YOU KNOCK THE ONES WHO ARE KEEPING IT GOING BUT PRAISE THAT WACK SHIT THAT MAKES HIPHOPS ANNUAL SALES LOOK BAD BECAUSE “ITS DIFFERENT”,LET ME GIVEYOU SOME GAME NO CHARGE YOU SMART DUMMYS,IF NIGGAZ LIKE 50,JAY,EM,GUCCI,WAYNE,DRAKE,ISNT AROUND TO KEEP HIPHOP PROFITABLE,THEN IT WILL GO THE WAY OF DISCO AND EVERYTHING WITH IT LIKE ALL THESE MEDIA OUTLETS HIPHOP SITES WHICH MEANS THERE WONT BE AWAY OF YOU FINDING OUT ABOUT THE NEXT SLAUGHTERHOUSE,OR EVIDENCE OR WHOEVER CD,ACTUALLY BSTBUYWOT EVEN HAVE A HIPHOP SECTION T CARRY THE SHIT YOU LIL DUMB MUTHAFUCKAS(VING RHAMES FROM BABYBOY VOICE) -REAL NIGGA TAK

  • Finite wisdom

    Is it just me or is wayne possibly one of the worst rappers ever, (“Young Money we the shit/Big stomachs…” – “Ice Cream), is that what passes as a good puch line these days, or is the writer wack. I always wondered why wayne been around for so long and only now is this big, its because back in the 90′s and early 2000′s u had to be nice to blow up, now that the standards have dropped(or disappeared) he blows up

    • Wisdom

      its just you.. Wayne> 99% of the active mainstream artists

  • Realtalk

    Blakout615 and then you say “j.cole” lol , j.cole is utter horrible garbage – you listen to the lyrics or just listen to the beat? .
    on topic . The mixtape was awesome – Perfect flow´mad punches elite metha4s . i would rank it 5/5 – If the dude keep this style up and forget the auto tune , Carter IV might end up as album of the year and a classic

  • nellz

    whoever wrote this picked some of the worst lines. Dude is funny though…people are expecting way too much from Weezy. Not everyone can or has to be deep

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  • maribel

    i swear i be the sickest niqqah you can ask the nurse — swag sufin

  • KGEED

    my pistol means bussiness/ that bitch should have a tie on

  • ZWBWOY!!!

    Yall should get the deluxe version and listen to “single”… this dudes spits BARS hard and fast and don’t fall short of delivery!!!

    Nigga makes a Rock album and still goes up the charts, U NIGGAS R MISSIN SOMETHIN!!!!

  • ramin

    YO FLOW NEVER WET, LIKE GRANDMA PUSSY
    I’M ALWAYS GOOD, LIKE GRANDMA COOKIES!

    That shit made me crack up for goddamn ten minutes when I heard it.