How the illuminati is helping Jay-Z buy the Yankees

Associated Content is one of these bullshit sites where they pay people who don’t have jobs Indian people wages to write articles that look like they could be from real magazines and newspapers, but then when you read them, the content is obviously bullshit. Then I guess they turn around and license the content to publications where it doesn’t matter as much if the articles are bullshit.

I thought about submitting a few articles myself, a few years ago, when I was really desperate, but I never got around to it. Because I’m the kind of broke motherfucker who won’t take money, if it means doing something I don’t want to do. I seriously doubt they would have been interested in publishing any of my research on pr0n, or the new world order, or the numerous, convoluted links between the two of them. Otherwise, I’d be one of the most prolific contributors in the history of that site, by now. And I was working, at the time, at a White Castle, where they let you eat for free, if you’re there working, and I was more often than not. In between shifts, I’d go to my parents house at night and search the refrigerator for things they were obviously done eating, and alcohol they probably forgot they owned.

But enough about me.

I was reminded of Associate Content just now, when I was catching up on the news I missed this past weekend, which I spent alternately working like a Hebrew slave and self-medicating, and I stumbled upon the work of some poor bastard who clearly didn’t have the same response to that site that I did. In a post on the often useful music news aggregator the Daily Swarm, on whether or not Michael Bloomberg and Jay-Z really are Yankees fans, there was an excerpt from an article from Associated Content on how Jay-Z’s net worth has surpassed $1 billion, and how he might be the Yankees. Oh, really?

(To give you an idea, the last few articles by this author, some douche who kinda looks like Yung Berg, have been “Using Water to Speed Up Your Metabolism and Lose Weight,” and a three-part series called “Guaranteed Ways to Make Money Everyday and Earn a Residual Income Online.” I’m not gonna lie – I’m gonna have a look at both of them, just in case.)

The gist of the post on the Daily Swarm is that both Bloomberg and Jay-Z pretend to be Yankees fans, for business purposes.

Bloomberg is from Boston, and supposedly wore red socks to a parade that took place in the Bronx, during the World Series. His PR people had to go on the offensive, lest people think he’s a Red Sox fan, in which case he might get voted out of office. I know just recently he barely won re-election, despite the ridonkulous sum he spent on his campaign, though I’m not sure whether or not that had to do with baseball. Regardless, it’s been disappointing to watch people in New York get all excited about motherfucking baseball. I thought people from New York were supposed to be all jaded and elitist and cosmopolitan? Never mind the fact that watching the Yankees win the World Series can’t possibly be exciting, since a) they win every other year, so it’s hardly a surprise; and b) the reason they’re so good is because they spend so much money, so there’s no real heroic element to it either. If you even bothered watching this year’s World Series, take some time this afternoon to reflect on your life. Are you as serious a person as you could be?

Which brings me to Jay-Z. Supposedly, he used to be a Mets fan, up until the late ’90s, when it got all trendy to be a Yankees fan. Where they got this information, I’m not sure. Maybe he mentioned being a Mets fan in one of his songs, back when he was worth a shit. You guys know I don’t listen to music very closely. I just skim through it. If only someone who gives a shit about both Jay-Z and baseball had spread the word about this before Jay performed the ur-obnoxious “Empire State of Mind” before one of the World Series games and then again at the victory parade. Would a stadium full of Yankees fans have allowed a secret Mets fan to perform at such a sacred event, or does being really into sports preclude you from realizing when someone is trying to pull a fast one on you? My little brother watches sports highlights (not to be confused with actual sports) at all hours of the day and night, and I notice the commercials they play on these sports channels seem particularly egregious.

Then there’s the matter of why Jay-Z performed at these Yankees events in the first place. Cynical hating mofo that I am, I just figured it was because he has an album to promote. Like when he gave the Pigs in a Blanket Foundation some money to allow him to turn the anniversary of the attacks of 9/11 into a commercial for the Blueprint 3. But come to find out, Jay-Z might have bigger plans than that. Who gives a rat’s ass about album sales in 2009? Selling a few hundred thousand copies of the Blueprint 3 probably isn’t worth his time and effort, especially since Live Nation probably gets almost all of that money anyway. But what if, rather than the World Series performance being a commercial for the album, the album is a sort of commercial for the World Series performance, which was designed to sell people on the idea of Jay-Z owning the Yankees?

And if you want to go even further down the rabbit hole, think about this: Would the Yankees have allowed this to happen, if they didn’t want Jay-Z to become a co-owner? They know Jay-Z has expressed interest in owning the Yankees. That Associated Content article is from the summer of 2008. And they know Jay-Z has means to do so. His Live Nation deal, which wouldn’t necessarily make very much sense otherwise, paid him a ridonkulous amount of cash upfront. The deal with Live Nation also took place in the summer of 2008. The Blueprint 3 sat on the shelf that fall, when the Yankees didn’t make the World Series, despite the fact that it was probably done and Jay had a new label situation in place. Hmm… Could it be that the performance at this year’s World Series, the release of the Blueprint 3, and even the deal with Live Nation were all part of a plan to make Jay-Z a co-owner of the Yankees? And if so, who could come up with such a plan, and what would Jay-Z have to give them in exchange? All I know is, if I’m Beanie Sigel, I’m on the lookout for black helicopters right about now.

  • ATL Shawty

    1st NIGGAZ

    • valdez

      “To give you an idea, the last few articles by this author, some douche who kinda looks like Yung Berg, have been “Using Water to Speed Up Your Metabolism and Lose Weight,” and a three-part series called “Guaranteed Ways to Make Money Everyday and Earn a Residual Income Online.” I’m not gonna lie – I’m gonna have a look at both of them, just in case.”

      LOL!

      • valdez

        on some real shit tho bol, i think ur def. onto something here. i mean, anyone with any kind of sense (who isn’t a gay-z stan) knows he works for the illuminati. he would not have been able to make it to this level of financial success if he didn’t (same with oprah and bob johnson).

        the illuminati allows 10% of the black population to become rich (basically entertainers and athletes). and they are “accepted” into their inner circles as long as they follow orders in exchange for selling out the other 90% and keeping them (us) in the dark.

  • Worley

    I was wondering how in the hell Jay managed to perform at Yankee Stadium and the parade. I figured Live Nation had that kind of clout but this theory makes the spectacle even more curious.

    Hopefully Jay will get more than the 1.5% he had with the Nets before that Russian billionaire showed him what ownership really looks like.

  • sealsaa

    “You guys know I don’t listen to music very closely. I just skim through it.”

    Good show.

  • hate

    “If you even bothered watching this year’s World Series, take some time this afternoon to reflect on your life. Are you as serious a person as you could be?”

    word. i said the same shit to my girl. we go to 1 game at the new stadium this year and now she’s a yankee stan. bitch is from pittsburgh too.

    anyway,
    i’m not gonna front like reasonable doubt isn’t a classic or hov ain’t did some positive things with his wealth for the various communities.

    that bein said, son is up there with the banksters, the elite and the rest of the mothafuckers that’s ruining our planet. we shouldnt be suprised though.
    he made it to where he always rapped he would get to.
    the billionare club

    “All I know is, if I’m Beanie Sigel, I’m on the lookout for black helicopters right about now.”

    word. this post prolly gone within the hour too.

  • kosher pork

    “used to cop in Harlem,
    all of my dominicanos
    right there up on broadway,
    brought me back to that McDonalds
    took it to my stash spot,
    5-60 State street,
    catch me in the kitchen like a Simmons whipping Pastry”

    see this is the reason crackers need jigs on there team

    or honkeys that can understand rap lyric’s

    i cant believe no one brought up the fact that camal face is raping about buying and cooking up cocaine on tv with 10 million honkeys watching the world series and in city hall with jewberg there

    i am sure all the older white people where waiting for the coon to get off the stage but know one said anything about jib a boo man rapping about coke in front of jewberg and 1500 undercover NYPD pigs ?

    WHITE PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND COON TALK

  • General

    Even if Jay is worth a billion now it is not even close to enough to buy the Yankees. I could see maybe them letting him in on a minority ownership role, which basically means he gives them money and press and has no say even over who the bat boys will be…

    “Never mind the fact that watching the Yankees win the World Series can’t possibly be exciting,”

    Well said

    • Moving Sideways

      LOL “minority ownership”

  • sb

    ” Regardless, it’s been disappointing to watch people in New York get all excited about motherfucking baseball. I thought people from New York were supposed to be all jaded and elitist and cosmopolitan? Never mind the fact that watching the Yankees win the World Series can’t possibly be exciting, since a) they win every other year, so it’s hardly a surprise”

    the yankees have won 2 world series in this decade.And since im from new york we get exicited because the yankees represnts the common man, the everyday joe. i think you have to be here to understand it homie.

    mary j blidge performed at the world series does she want to be a co owner too?
    why would the steinbrenner family have to gain by selling hov a piece of the yankees..the franchise just made 500 mil this year.they will make the money back they was spent on the stadium in 2-3 years..maybe sooner..

    who knew that the yankees were going to make it to the world series? so basically you belive that bp3 was going to be released based on the yanks going to the world series..when bp3 came out..i don’t even think the playoffs started..maybe it was the right song at the right time..i knew as soon as i heard empire i knew it was going to be a song that would get played at all new york sports events..jay would of performed empire if the knicks were in the nba championship..

    • RLT

      “…And since im from new york we get exicited because the yankees represnts the common man, the everyday joe. i think you have to be here to understand it homie.”

      New York Yankees Salaries – 2009

      Player Salary (US$)
      1. Alex Rodriguez 33,000,000
      2. Derek Jeter 21,600,000
      3. Mark Teixeira 20,625,000
      4. A.J. Burnett 16,500,000
      5. CC Sabathia 15,285,714
      6. Mariano Rivera 15,000,000
      7. Jorge Posada 13,100,000
      8 a. Johnny Damon 13,000,000
      8 b. Hideki Matsui 13,000,000
      10. Robinson Cano 6,000,000

      Alot of average men on that list…

    • latino heat

      @ Sb

      wouldn’t a team that reps the common man be a team from a small market with a very limited payroll? Rocky beating Drago in Rocky 4 style. the little homemade fighter that trained in the yard overcoming the big steroided up guy that trained in million dollar gyms.

      the Yanks basically try to buy the Series every year by outspending every team every year. and they can do that cause they are the biggest market in the U.S. so call me crazy but i don’t see what’s common about the bully on the block beating up everybody else in the neighborhood. now when the kid getting bullied lands that lucky punch and k.o.’s that bully, now that’s a story for the common man. just my opinion though.

    • yoprince

      “the yankees represent the common man, the everyday joe.”

      LMAO.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    1. The Steinbrenners would NEVER allow that. Let’s get this correct. Now Fred Wilpon(Met’s owner, Madoff victim) needs a check right now so maybe…

    @ kosher pork

    Some of us commenter’s on here brought that lyric up like a couple of weeks ago.

    @ sb

    “jay would of performed empire if the knicks were in the nba championship..”

    With Spike Lee wearing his special made Yankee hat & Jordans on.

    We all forgot Mary J Blige was there, and actually happy to be there…

    Just more coat-tail riding from Jay. Like the Frank Sinatra, “Last Train to Paris” steelo he’s snatching from Puff with that “Meiple” song.

    Surprised this post is still here…

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    And so much hate coming from cats who have never been a “Bleacher Creature”…them Dave Winfield, Don Mattingly/Cecil Fielder/Albert Belle days were ugly while the Mets were coked up & winning.

    Congrats to #27.

    • Omar

      Amen.

  • JHi2Hollywood

    “All I know is, if I’m Beanie Sigel, I’m on the lookout for black helicopters right about now.” Hilarious. Beans knows rap is wrestling. He’s just trying to get some pub for his next project.

  • http://xxl All Dae

    maybe JayZ performing is the move to prove he’s a fan and could be a great owner. I doubt u could record an album and hold it till a baseball team makes the world series and thats yr path to bid on the team. to many holes in the plot. I don’t doubt JayZ may be getting gromed for ownership. him owning the Nets was practice now he has to convince the leauge he’s a baseball fan.

  • Jay stone

    Thats the realest shit i’ve heared the whole year written by bol

  • Brooklyn

    if you’re from nyc, hearing that bloomberg and jay are pretending to be yankees fans is not surprising. bloomberg pretends to have nyc’s best interests at heart and jay pretended to be some kind of bed-stuy drug kingpin. but jay ain’t about to get none of the yankees, word on the street is that they’re racist anyway, and the only reason why they tolerate derek jeter is because save a-rod he’s their best player and he’s light enough to pass. now, if the powers that be–the same powers that regulate the world to suit their own interests–wanted jay to own part he would, but the powers that be ain’t tryna let a nigga get a piece of america’s biggest baseball team, unless he was mixed with white and then they’d probably consider it. if jay could have gotten a piece of the yankees, why the fuck is he the .05% owner of the nets? when was the last time they got into the playoffs?

    • http://xxlmag jb

      I think the Nets only brung Jay on board to help the Atlantic Yards deal. Figuring residents would find it ok if they knew Jay was down. People in that area still resented it which is why the Nets to brooklyn thing still seems shaky. Alot of people are bandwagon Yank fans btw….Including Jay! I swore I seen him wear a all black Mets hat once! lol. I forgot what pic but I know i saw it. Probably around the time of The Black Album. But it could of been an old New York Giant hat so let me chill….. You cant root for both teams tho! Your either a Yankee Fan or a Met fan…..Jay still cool tho.

      • Cam Jones

        actually if you move you gotta adopt them both. Hey it sucks but if you rep your city in another city no matter what they do you take heat for them. I was a Nets fan and I still get Knicks jokes thrown at me and I live in the Midwest now

        • http://xxlmag jb

          U dont adopt both. Who told u dat bullshit? lol. I’m a Yankee fan. U wont find me rooting for the Mets….ever. It would have to be a special case. They would have to be playing the Red Sox or any other AL east. Or the Angels. Another team I despise. Other then that fuck em. And as a Net fan u shouldn’t care what people say about the Knicks. I know I wouldn’t care what people said about the Nets. lol

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      Jay would be better off buying the Islanders…he only did the Nets ’cause they were in the playoffs…but goes to Knick games to see his boy ‘Bron…never seen him @ a Giants or Jets game…or in a Brooklyn Dodger hat.

      More “Jockin’ BY Jay-Z”

      And the Yankees ain’t the only franchise pushing a 200 mil payroll…The Metropolitans are up there too…you still have to hit & catch the ball so ease up on the $ issue, it’s a poor, redundant excuse.

      There are other owners RICHER than the Steinbrenners…St. Louis is Budweiser money…they can afford it…that Pittsburgh Pirates situation should be more of an atrocity than the Yankees winning…their owners are killing that teams tradition, making Willie Stargell & Dave Parker & Roberto Clemente look real bad…players wanna play for the Yankees to get paid & to be in the hunt for the ring…bet Junior wishes he would’ve signed that year…

      Can you tell I’m not a fair-weather fan? I can keep going…

      • 619

        ^^^”And the Yankees ain’t the only franchise pushing a 200 mil payroll”
        Actually you’re wrong, the Mets don’t even crack 150 mil! There are no teams within 50 mil of the Yankees payroll! And to top all that off there are only 8 other teams in the whole Major Leagues that crack 100 mil! So I guess that cancels your argument that the payroll issue is a poor excuse. And two of the players that played starring roles in the Yankees playoff push are admitted steroid users. Baseball is a joke, everybody can see that, it’s becoming as fake as wrestling.

        • $ykotic/Don McCaine

          “And the Yankees ain’t the only franchise pushing a 200 mil payroll”

          NY Yankees, $209M
          NY Mets, $138M
          Detroit Tigers, $138M
          Boston Red Sox, $138M
          Chicago White Sox, $121M

          ^^^^To me that’s pushing 200 mil.

          And here we go with the steroids. Out of 104 close to 10 of them ever had a NY uniform on.

          If the Yankees bought rings they would go to the WS every year correct?

          Basketball games are easier to fix.

          Who remembers when Cleveland, Seattle, Toronto, Oakland, Milwaukee(yes even them) used to beat fire out of NY on the field? The Yanks had expensive doo-doo players. No pitching & coaching. Seattle didn’t wanna pay that dynamic team of Jr, Tino & Edgar Martinez, Big Unit. Cleveland let Manny, Belle & them leave, Toronto threw Cone at us, didn’t want to pay Clemens. NY fans were happy to see Milwaukee go they were a problem. Oakland let all of their basher’s walk.

          Florida had fire sales after both of them championships. Being stingy. The list goes on for teams not paying when they had something. Arizona flat out beat the Yanks. They didn’t pay to keep that together either.

          Minnesota needs to put that $ up. They have a good nucleus.

          But MLB fans kill me with that $ talk. Still gotta hit the ball, stay healthy,
          play defense, have good coaching.

          Big money doesn’t hide those flaws on the field.

    • valdez

      @ brooklyn…

      word is gay-z is actually of the rockefeller bloodline, which is why they allowed him to use the name for the label and why he just happens to be so successful. if u look thru out american history NO ONE else has EVER been granted permission to use that name. just a coincidence, jay of all ppl, got permission??

      gay-z’s rags to riches story was carefully, strategically FABRICATED!

      • 619

        138 mil is pushin’ 200 mil? Really? Since when? Hahahahaha, okay keep lyin’ to yourself.

        • $ykotic/Don McCaine

          It’s over 100 isn’t it? What it’s closer to 150 for you?

          You never heard of rounding off numbers beyond 25 or 50?

          They’re over 100, on the way to(pushing) 200.

          Would you go to the store for a 1.38 item with a 1.50? What happens if the price went up? Or tax or both? Ass out? Or would you go with 2.00 to eliminate that issue. You might be able to get a better grade of the item you wanted with the rest of the change you have to spare.

          I’d rather go to the store with a 5.

          There’s your lie homie.

    • sb

      ive heard that too

  • BrocktonPatriot

    @ sb

    A roster making 200 mil is a group of everyday joes all of the sudden?

    WTF

    There are plenty of reasons to be a baseball fan and I can understand if u may see a piece of urself in jeter or damon or c.c. but the everyday joe argument is bullshit

  • Chilly Willy

    “Would a stadium full of Yankees fans have allowed a secret Mets fan to perform at such a sacred event, or does being really into sports preclude you from realizing when someone is trying to pull a fast one on you?”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Just one question, Bol:

    *puts on tinfoil hat*

    Does Janet’s titties give a fuck about the Pats ?
    Real question.

    *puts down tinfoil hat*

  • roof

    bol thats so lazy, where would you get the idea hov was a mets fan? when has hov given the indication he aims low in life? ive seen hov wearing a hawaiins shirt, sandals and strait leg jeans, doo rags with the long cap in the back, a flat top and numerous other things he would die if he was seen in today. any mets garments? no, never. yet a yankees hat? all the fucking time.

    its been since “skeet skeet” since ive seen white people jam to a vile song in an alleged family setting.

    also the steinbrenners would never sell a piece to hov cuz they are racist.

  • Macdatruest

    Jay-Z is a funny ass dude. Me and my homeboy be arguing because I be tellin my nigga Jay-Z be on some Black Barmitzvah type shit, kissin them Jewish people ass up top. I know they seen his potential to be a leader to the black community, and they did what they always do, got that nigga to sell out. He was like a hustler that made it from the streets to the executive suites lol(shout out to Pimpin Ken Milwaukee in this beeitch) But instead of paving his own legacy so he could be a example for niggas out here like him comin up, he go turn Jewish on niggas. In the words of Tha Don Killuminati FUCK JAY-Z!

    Rap aint shit but sell outs they bring niggas in when they make it high enough in the biz they indoctrinate niggas. Puffy will work the dog shit out a nigga and shit on him, then go party at a gay club wit the white folks and get raped. Fiddy will use his niggas, try to hold them back, shit you might even die behind dude tryna get shock value- but then he worship Eminem, dude called Eminem his BROTHER. But 50 is desperate for Ja Rule-esque controversy. Rap aint dead, but the people who rap definitely don’t control shit. So I guess it’s a zombie? Oh well back to my 90′s playlist haha

  • valdez

    ^^realest comment so far!!

  • http://blendzmusik.blogspot.com dj blendz

    Yep in btwn. the Illuminati starting wars for oil and raping the taxpayers with bailouts & health ‘reform’(to line their pockets even more as EVERYONE will have to now buy insurance from these same insurance companies),why not own a baseball team while their at it?!?

  • abdulnasir

    bol, might be on to something here! WORD!

  • parks mcfly
  • http://xxlmag.com InfrarEd

    damv you got way too much time on your hands to come up with a crackhead conspiracy like that, you fat slob nigga

  • Joe

    R yall serious.

    Yall rally believe in this illuminati shyt. LOL

    But probably know nothing of the Skull and Bones Society, which is an ACTUAL, historically proven, tangible equivalent…but ohhhh no thats not sexy enough.

    Its a mirror to yourself if you automatically assume somebody successful is in a secret society. You tellin on yourself that you believe its THAT unattainable that it takes such extreme measures.

    ‘Low expectation havin mf’ers’ *chris rock*

  • http://www.myspace.com/doinalright ROXONE

    Bloomberg said he was from Boston when asked initially by the NY media if he was a Yankees or RedSox fan.

    I also found Jay-Z rapping about selling yay during the world series amusing, but Bud Selig clearly is a bit behind the curve when it comes to drugs in and around baseball…..

    FUCK BOSTON.