Have a baby by Rawse, meet Floyd Mayweather

It’s too bad my father doesn’t have beef with 50 Cent, because then I could get Fiddy to take me on a trip to Floyd Mayweather’s house. Which I’m sure is even more exciting than Morris Day’s house. No fishsticks.

The only thing that would be weird is that Fiddy might demand to have sex with my mother. Which could actually pose an occupational hazard to yours truly. It’s hard enough as it is, spending the time it takes keeping up with Fiddy’s various shenanigans to maintain a career as a professional blogger. (Rappers I actually like just aren’t as interesting.) I don’t know if I could bring myself to do it, if I knew Fiddy and I were practically related. Fortunately, my mom’s kinda old (obvs), so Fiddy might settle for just insinuating that he and my mother had been intimate. It would still be embarrassing as shit, but embarrassment is something you learn to live with, when you can’t find meaningful work. Word to anyone who’s ever been “hogging.”

*cranks up “Regrets” by Jay-Z*

Rick Ross’ son Rawse Jr. lucked out this weekend. 50 Cent brought him and his mother, Tia (the one who wrote the book, not the crack ho), to the Mayweather residence. Just now, I was scanning the Internets for any pr0n I may have missed while I was off this weekend working like a Hebrew slave, and I stumbled upon a couple of pictures of Fiddy, Floyd, and Rawse’s Family. There’s a few different kids, and I think only one of them belongs to Officer Ricky, but I’m not sure which one it is. The other ones either belong to Mayweather, or – more likey – other guys who banged Tia. It’d be easier to tell which one is Rawse Jr., if he had his old man’s physique, but I guess he takes after his mother’s side of the family. At least he’s got that going for him. Now if only he could get his hearing in order. Roffle.

I can hardly wait for the video where Fiddy takes Rawse’s son to find out why he can’t hear. In one of the many hilarious radio interviews Fiddy has done in the past few weeks, I know he mentioned that Rawse Jr. has problems with his hearing, and Rawse didn’t want to pay for the poor bastard to see an ear doctor. Which is certainly understandable. A man should take care of his kids. But when the child’s mother is such a filthy hoo-er, you can see why a brother might want to cut his losses. That kid can’t possibly have anything good in store that doesn’t involve spending up your money.

If Fiddy does do a video where he takes Rawse Jr. to have his ears checked out, he should pay the doctor extra to say the cause of the hearing loss was listening to that Triple Cs album, Chad Ochocinco-style. Or would that violate the Hippocratic Oath? Doctors are typically loathe to cross that line, unless they don’t plan on being around much longer, like that terrorist who shot up Fort Hood. He somehow managed to shoot 30 some-odd people in the motherfucking Army, and he was only wounded. The fuck? It just goes to show how soft the military is, not that they’re letting in old people, and retarded kids, and women. Yeah, it was a woman who ultimately ended up shooting Nidal Hasan, but a guy would have finished him off.

I’m sure that black doctor who killed Michael Jackson would be willing to appear in a 50 Cent video, for some money. I saw on CNN just now where he took his wife to court in Nevada to see if he could have his child support payments reduced to $100, that state’s minimum. I was surprised to learn he still runs a doctors office – it’s just, he can’t find any patients, after what he did to Michael Jackson. In (literally) related news, Janet Jackson, who’s got a greatest hits album to promote (presumably thus signaling the end of her career as a major recording artist) has been going around saying that the doctor is definitely to blame for her brother’s death.

You know what would be even more fucked up (so fucked the fuck up I’m not even sure Fiddy would go for it, though apparently not so fucked the fuck up that I didn’t think of it)? What if Fiddy did a video where he took Rawse Jr. to a doctor to see why he can’t hear well, and the doctor was played by the guy who killed Kanye West’s mother, Jan Michael Vincent, or whatever the guy’s name is? I know, that’s just wrong. But hear me out! The Hippocratic Oath thing wouldn’t be an issue, since this guy did have to quit practicing medicine. (Whew!) And I seem to recall that he, too, was facing some financial difficulty, despite the fact that he was a motherfucking surgeon. (Black people…) Didn’t he have warrants for unpaid speeding tickets or some shit?

And you know this guy has a grudge against Kanye. Old white women die all the time from complications due to plastic surgery, and you never hear about white doctors losing their license to practice medicine, or the victims having laws named after them. If it wasn’t a famous person’s mother, this probably wouldn’t have been an issue. Even if he did let the premiums on his malpractice insurance lapse so he could get spinners on his Escalade, he should still be able to work, so he can dig himself out of that hole. Not that I’d go see him. I’m just saying.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Wow.

    • Mutada/Mulla Atari

      A weak man would kill a woman over a stunt like this. Hope Ross, dont do no harm to this poor excuse for a mother.

      50 will get his. No Oozinator

      There’s only so long you can get away with doing fucked up shit. A diss record is one thing. But messing with another mans kids is the worst.

  • tommygunz

    “If Fiddy does do a video where he takes Rawse Jr. to have his ears checked out, he should pay the doctor extra to say the cause of the hearing loss was listening to that Triple Cs album”

    you heard it here first

    epic shit

  • awesome arsenal

    fithy gone entirely too far with this fuckery. you would think he actually knew ricky growin up and was betrayed some how. but still, you playin with another man’s kids like that shit is a joke. and to think, some people are gonna be like “fithy’s a genius”, “ain’t nothin fair in war” and the like. it’s funny how the supa gangsta-est dude in rap is spending what he does in security but gets to walk around and question other folks’ gangsta. and for the whore whoring out her kids, there’s a special place in hell for bitches like you

  • Skilla

    Your crazy for this one Bol.

  • sealsaa

    “If Fiddy does do a video where he takes Rawse Jr. to have his ears checked out, he should pay the doctor extra to say the cause of the hearing loss was listening to that Triple Cs album,”

    That’d be an Ether of epic proportions. Hell, you couldn’t even call it an Ether. We’d have to come up with some new shit to reference it as.

    “Old white women die all the time from complications due to plastic surgery, and you never hear about white doctors losing their license to practice medicine, or the victims having laws named after them.”

    That’s because they settle out of court(unlike black doctors, they know how to manage money. A doctor with unpaid parking tickets? The fuck?). Funnily enough, they end up practicing medicine in the military, where you wave your right to sue once you inlist(true story)

  • sealsaa

    “If Fiddy does do a video where he takes Rawse Jr. to have his ears checked out, he should pay the doctor extra to say the cause of the hearing loss was listening to that Triple Cs album,”

    LMAO. That’d be an Ether of epic proportions. Hell, you couldn’t even call it an Ether. We’d have to come up with some new shit to reference it as.

    “Old white women die all the time from complications due to plastic surgery, and you never hear about white doctors losing their license to practice medicine, or the victims having laws named after them.”

    That’s because they settle out of court(unlike black doctors, they know how to manage money. A doctor with unpaid parking tickets? The fuck?). Funnily enough, they end up practicing medicine in the military, where you wave your right to sue once you inlist(true story)

  • jonny bizness

    50 might have gone too far with this 1 i wouldn’t be suprised if something bad happens if theres 1 thing u don’t do in life is involve kids when u got beef

    • http://xxl gside

      What you know about beef ? And yes you do to make example out of nigga so the next one know not to fuck with him it not personal , just business .

  • tommy gunz

    fuck xxl for not postin my comment this why i quit fuckin with yall

  • Moving Sideways

    Hogging is a stupid name for it. Back when I was roaming the streets in my college days we called it BGH a.k.a. Big Game Hunting.

  • Worley

    Tia is the epic loser in all this. Rick Ross slimed her. Now 50 and Mayweather use her as a prop in their ongoing beefs with Bawse. She and Superhead will be sharing an apartment on skid row in 20 years.

  • Bomber

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • that nigga

    I think the word is “ENLIST”. And I agree, 50 going to far but you cant blame him, this bitch is allowing this shit??? I dont look at Ross as being played as some of you insecure motherfuckers would, this bitch is really playin herself.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

      Word.

      A lot of females fall into that category of being bitter, than allowing themselves to be exploited by another man under the impression of getting back at the dude.

      If the nigga who was there @ first, who clearly doesn’t care too much about what’s happening to you now isn’t around, what makes the next man ‘Captain Save-a-hoe’?

      She’s just another pawn, & her ego is blinding her to actuality.

  • eesco

    ***Fucked The Fuck Up*** for 2010. I love that shit. Oh and fiddy has fallen off a bit hip-hop wise but he is a funny ass dude. Who else would take another dudes baby moms out shopping and pose in pictures with her just to clown him. Fucking Classic!!!!!! Fiddy needs to drop hip hop and get his own comedy sketch show.

  • General

    Its starting to seem like 50 is obsessed with Ross instead of the other way around. I think he’s got some serious issues he needs to work out in therapy before somebody puts 9 more holes in him…

    Some people never learn or atleast chose to learn the hardway everytime…

    I’m thinkin 50 must know that BISD is gonna be an epic flop by his standards, which means he isn’t gonna touch the numbers Em or Jay did in which case he’s gonna have to make a million more excuses like he did after Curtis and then TOS

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    Sh*t is a little outlandish right now…but who’s worst? Dad who ain’t saying nothing, or mom for allowing it? They both need the backhand.

  • Tezzy

    This is wrong how go back and listen to that mafia music remix song where rick ross was talking about banging his kids mother and his son knocking on the door and shit and ya’ll same niggas was talking about “oh shit ross went off on that shit”

    And quit with the mafia rules shit ya’ll niggas only know what ya’ll watch on t.v.

    Ya’ll acting like the nigga kidnapped his kids or something LOL

  • sealsaa

    @ that nigga

    It took everything I had to spell “proportions” correctly. LOL, Cut a nigga some slack, and blame it on the Chicago public school system.

    • that nigga

      My bad dude. Its just a habit. But your statement was absolutely correct.

  • ossy b

    @Tommy gunz Co sign

  • sealsaa

    @ $yk,

    Very true. Were I Ross, i’d use this incident as grounds to gain custody, that is, if these allegations about him being a shit-bag father are false…

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      “if these allegations about him being a shit-bag father are false…”

      He can’t see the podium with them shades on…

  • Jhon da Analyst

    R.I.P. Shaniya Davis, Fayetteville, NC………

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

      DAMN…

      That shit doesn’t make any type of sense @ all! I sincerely hope her mom & that dude get everything God has in store for them.
      That fucked up my day, man.

  • macdatruest

    Is this an Ether? Or a desperate string of publicity stunts posing as an ether??? I guess the new rules are when you lose the rap battle do a bunch of silly shit with your enemies family. Not his ex-bitch but his son. Im pretty sure Ross and Tia both enjoy what he’s done for her. He did more for Tia than he did for Lloyd Banks.(Hidden Ether) Ross infected Fiddy’s mind destroyed him lyrically and walked away. What Fiddy is doing is showing his weakness by trying to show his “power”. Go see Ross or I can’t respect you at this point.

    This type of beefing is dumb because all these fake ass niggas out here be like keep it on wax, but this shit been off wax and niggas applaud it. (Black folks…) But when somebody gets shot, we blame hip hop and ourselves as a people (Black folks…) am I trippin’? I bet everybody that support this shit is from the East Coast cause them niggas is done rappin’ so they prolly love this Hot97 bullshit. Everybody else though….we been finished wit Fiddy and never were interested in Tia.

    Man I just hope I dont gotta watch Lil Bow Wow taking Soulja Boy’s girlfriend shoppin for school supplies on Youtube. I hope the younger generation go back to lyrical warfare, this ho shit is ass…

    • valdez

      co-sign!

  • macdatruest

    Is this an Ether? Or a desperate string of publicity stunts posing as an ether??? I guess the new rules are when you lose the rap battle do a bunch of silly shit with your enemies family. Not his ex-bitch but his son. Im pretty sure Ross and Tia both enjoy what he’s done for her. He did more for Tia than he did for Lloyd Banks.(Hidden Ether) Ross infected Fiddy’s mind destroyed him lyrically and walked away. What Fiddy is doing is showing his weakness by trying to show his “power”. Go see Ross or I can’t respect you at this point.

    Man I just hope I dont gotta watch Lil Bow Wow taking Soulja Boy’s girlfriend shoppin for school supplies on Youtube. I hope the younger generation go back to lyrical warfare, this ho shit is ass…

  • macdatruest

    Is this an Ether? Or a desperate string of publicity stunts posing as an ether??? I guess the new rules are when you lose the rap battle do a bunch of silly shit with your enemies family. Not his ex-bitch but his son. Im pretty sure Ross and Tia both enjoy what he’s done for her. He did more for Tia than he did for Lloyd Banks.(Hidden Ether) Ross infected Fiddy’s mind destroyed him lyrically and walked away. What Fiddy is doing is showing his weakness by trying to show his “power”. Go see Ross or I can’t respect you at this point.

    • Tezzy

      Ross infected Fiddy’s mind

      Or fifty infected yours lol nigga you stay on every fifty cent post hating you really dont like this nigga and the thing is he’s done nothing to you lmao

      • macdatruest

        Fiddy fucked the game up, especially what it means to be successful on the East Coast.He got East Coast rap lookin stupid and phony to all the other regions. He just hanging around messin with talented, motivated niggas money. Why don’t country, r&b or rock got a highly publicized hater? the world love watching a bunch of coons fight, sell out ass niggas… You would think that with the hip hop police specifically looking at rappers that BEEF, Fiddy would move swiftly and in silence.He must have a (ahem) special relationship wit the FEDS….

  • kingequality

    calling all true school hiphop heads yall know this is not hiphop this is coonery bafoonery what the hell does this got to do with the music i copped that bootleg bisd and its corney ass hell 50 to rich to still be talking like he gonna shoot somebody niggas dam near mid 30′s and he getting at ross for not keeping it real come on are you serious plus yall talking like ross started this shit 50 been going at the whole camp since the fat joe beef began listen to the shit he was talking at the end of some of them joints he been took the first shot that all im a say on the matter cause e all seem like straight bitches even talking bout this a matter fact the whole post is some straight feminen shit bol you should be ashamed be a man get off this gossipy go wendy shit

  • macdatruest

    FIDDIE IS THE MON!!!!

  • JihaD

    calling all true school hiphop heads yall know this is not hiphop this is coonery bafoonery what the hell does this got to do with the music i copped that bootleg bisd and its corney ass hell 50 to rich to still be talking like he gonna shoot somebody niggas dam near mid 30’s and he getting at ross for not keeping it real come on are you serious plus yall talking like ross started this shit 50 been going at the whole camp since the fat joe beef began listen to the shit he was talking at the end of some of them joints he been took the first shot that all im a say on the matter cause e all seem like straight bitches even talking bout this a matter fact the whole post is some straight feminen shit bol you should be ashamed be a man get off this gossipy go wendy shit

    ^^^

    Calling all true hip-hop heads: Use proper punctuation, like periods and commas… That is all.

    JihaD

    • that nigga

      Thats funny.

    • kingequality

      like its really some smart people on here glad to see your on my dick

  • Caino

    Fiddy needs to quiti rap and do a tv show where he just fucks up wack rappers with funny shit!!

    ps
    this better fecking post

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    Can’t quite remember, but wasn’t Officer Roberts the first one in this beef to use family members off-wax? I seem to recall briefly seeing a picture of 50′s son’s face on the body of a baboon around the time Roberts started calling 50 a monkey. If I were 50 I’d still be mad at that. 50 ain’t forgot that shit. And didn’t Roberts fire the first shot in this whole mess?

    • BIGNAT

      whoa bol you going in. also yes j7m rawse went on his baby mama

      • BIGNAT

        well more was like talking about there situation but it had nothing to do with him. why oh why did he stick his triple chins in the business

  • Chilly Willy

    “It’s too bad my father doesn’t have beef with 50 Cent”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    On the contrary, my friend. Because you can hate your mother, if you feel like it, but having her around in WSHH can’t be, in no way shape or form, something good. For real !

  • capcobra

    ross screaming it’s deeper than rap but he ain’t prove it yet.

  • Enlightened

    Damn, this shit is unbelievable to me. When I read this shit, a feeling just went through me that I can’t even explain – because it makes me picture what I would do if a bitch did that with my child.

    Whether 50 is out of line or not is not the biggest question to me. It’s how the fuck could that broad do some shit like that?

    To take that man’s son around 50 Cent… I’m just speechless.

    Real talk – 100 – if I was Rick Ross, I would get my ducks in a row and go file for custody of my son – immediately.

    He got more money than her, he should be able to get a good lawyer and he can use shit like this against her in court.

    Plus, he used to be a CO. That gotta count for something good with the court system.

    If that didn’t work, I would probably have to strangle the shit out that bitch and use the good lawyer to get me out of the consequences.

  • Brooklyn

    at this point, you have to wonder what parent ricky jr. would be better off with. a mother that’s whoring herself to 50 for fame, publicity, fur coats and visits to mayweather’s crib, or a father that was so insecure about himself that he had to create this false persona that he held onto even when the shit was blown to high heaven. and at this point, i’m thinking that rick ross must be broke as a motherfucker. first he’s rocking canal street louis vuitton shades on the cover of xxl, and now he can’t take his son to a fucking ear doctor? i don’t care how grimy his mother is, if my son is sick i’m gonna take care of him. maybe that’s why is other baby mama is offering “massages” in the back of a newspaper.

  • nabz

    i dont understand why you people think this shit is wrong. i understand that what hes doin is very disrespectful but the man told you not to fuck with him. he told ross hes gonna fuck his life up and thats exactly what hes been doin. this shit is what makes 50 a beast

  • c. gabi

    Couple things…

    #1 It’s already been discussed in major media networks that a woman WAS NOT the shooter than took the Ft. Hood shooter down.

    #2 Janet Jackson released a Greatest Hits album almost 10 yrs ago…and it didn’t end her career then.

    You’ve got to do better, Bol.

    But really, how can some of you NOT see how this is wrong? Listen, the rap beef is nothing new. There was Ice Cube & Common, LL & Kool Moe Dee, East Coast & West Coast, etc. 50 just made it “deeper than rap”…it’s one thing to go in about his son ON WAX, it’s another thing to be in a picture with the kid like “yea nigga.” If that were my son (and I don’t even have kids), me and the son’s father would be doing more than fighting in court. I don’t like to advocate violence, but Ross would be remiss not to send some of his goons/weed carriers to rough 50 up. That’s like the ultimate man law violation.

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      Yeah but this is a response to them darts Ross just finished sending their way(liner notes 4 Fif, that song 4 Floyd), and right after Ross just dropped a video showing an alleged mil in jewels by the way.

      Hell yeah this look is ugly but dude keeps going there. And she keeps going back so it’s obvious she got hit off somewhere/somehow.

      So Ross releasing the hounds would only predicate the “L” situation he’s in. Take the “L” on your career, take the child support “L” and re-work that situation, or take the “L” by loosing your cool and doing some dumb sh*t.

      Things come in 3′s.

      • $ykotic/Don McCaine

        “LOSING your cool…”

  • macdatruest

    How is Ross losing now??? Fiddy been trickin on his bitch. If I was Ross, I would never want it to stop. Perpetual free publicity without Ross having to do anything. Everybody treat Fiddy like The Game. Ignore that nigga whenever you want to, and diss him whenever you want to. Rick Ross aint go nowhere. I think winning is defined by more than busy work. I predict after this next flop, Fiddy is ass out @ Interscope. And I predict Rick Ross next album as far as quality and mass appeal will be the end of Fiddy. If the spotlight gets back on Ross after this amount of effort that Fiddy is putting in, AND he makes another good record, thats an automatic L for Fiddy. Less will always be more. David killed Goliath with a stone.

    • macdatruest

      Carmen, now Tia??? Fiddy givin rapper’s ex’s book deals OOOOH HE’S A GENIUS!!! and A BEAST!!! Yall some Wendy Williams niggas. Except Wu, they went to see Budden had that nigga still bloggin wit a black eye. Rae aint take Taheezo out to dinner, he woulda been a BEAST then right???

  • nabz

    how is ross not losing?

    the man he hates is with his got damn son….
    thats some deep shit

  • Jerm

    this reminds me off Eminem’s Toy Soliders… just cuz Em said when Haily was mentioned, he went in. And 50 is really gettin involved with the mans family, especially the kids, does that seem right at all?

    • vonnievonn65

      Eminem went in on wax….not taking pics with JaRule kids……beef is about the music….making the most creative diss song…it aint about this type of shet….

      I dont give a fuck what anyone says 50 cents has crossed the dayum line!!!!!!!!!!!

      People said Ross brought up 50 son’s name….its in a song…50 countered with a bunch of stuff including calling Ross’ mother the Klumps….

      Ross has not gone near 50 family…I’m sure his BM dont have security like his punk azz do; so it aint like she cant be found!

      Anyway…I dont condone this shet at all…Mayweather is my favorite boxer…I like Pac too…but if they go against each other Imma have to go with PAC he uplifts his community he is a hero to his people…Mayweather does nothing but black a folks name…I thought he as kewl when he threw money at his crowds…but when I think about it that money would have been better spent putting some community centers together or giving directly to needy families…

      this type of stuff really makes me sick…I really wish Ross can slither past 50′s security and beat the shet out of him!!! not kill him but put his azz over his lap…punk azz nigga!!!!

  • doggert

    Fuk Rawse.

    The doctor who killed MJ got off free?

    MJ was the greatest.

    I guess propol like cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Dunno what the hippocratic oath would say about 25 to life mind.

  • alderman j

    Floyd and Fif some lames for doing some shit like this, if one of these niggas end up dead, oh well!!

  • Tezzy

    LoL yeah like any one of these niggas is gonna end up dead lol

  • btb

    “Yeah, it was a woman who ultimately ended up shooting Nidal Hasan, but a guy would have finished him off.”

    i can’t understand y’all some times. y’all say no homo/nullus when it don’t even make sense, but none here?