How High is Too High?

Fly, robin. Fly… Indeed.

I think it’s safe to say we’re all none too pleased with watching our good friend M-E-T-H OD, man. Method Man hit bud bottom by getting bagged on tax evasion charges. Didn’t we tell this nigga? Didn’t we tell this nigga not to fuck around with them people, ha? The mens and womenses of the IRS are not the demoralized cyclists in your Right Guard Power Stripe commercial. Can’t be treatin the taxman like Dean Cain in How High.

[Blogger’s Note: Shoutout to Obba Babatunde. Yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir! P.S.: Dean Cain = football player turned Superman.]

They got Wesley Snipes. Nino fuckin Brown is at home right now trying to work some shit out where he doesn’t have to serve his entire three-year sentence and live out that Undisputed shit for realsies. Now Method is on the verge of resurrecting Tug Daniels–or is it Cheese Wagstaff? Maybe dude wants to be in New Jack City 2.

No, wait. I’m sorry. That would be New Jack City 3. Bow Wow and his financial advisor J-Money already did New Jack City 2, didn’t they?

I place Method Man and Redman, his buffoonery partner in an elite grouping with Snoop Dogg as artists who have killed the weight of their music by being primarily associated with stupid shit. I thought coonery paid better than to end up the kind of nigga who gets both his Lincoln Navigator and manhood repossessed. Well, I guess they repossessed the manhood when Method and Red debuted on Sly Fox, but arrest is the big one.

The worst part of all—which resonates even today—is how this nigga tried to hand us that old bullshit talkin about he got high and forgot to pay his taxes when the Navigator got carted off. Well, you know the nigga remembered like a motherfucker after that shit. So, what the fuck happened? Am I, a grown-ass man, supposed to believe Method Man then took a weed walk in the park, came home and forgot the IRS was indeed not fucking around?

Negro, Please.

[Blogger’s Note: I need a football player to unveil a “Negro, Please!” cutout after scoring a touchdown. Please contact me if you’re interested.]

Method Man could have called the IRS like everyone else in the middle of this recession and be like, “Yo, I know you see me on the TV acting like an asshole, but I really don’t have the kind of money I make it look like. I need to get on one of them payment plans or whatever.” The IRS will be like, “Word. Well, here’s what we can do.” Trust me. I’ve been there. Fuck them off and they come and take shit, including but not limited to your freedom.

The fucked up part is that if Meth gets as high as he says, he probably did call them niggas and just forgot. Then Redman came over and rolled an 8.5” x 11” spliff with the official IRS logo on it to commemorate the occasion.

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  • General

    You know they gave that clown plenty of chances to work out some kind of payment before they put the cuffs on…

    How the hell you not have an attorney or an accountant when you’ve been in the entertainment business as long as he has?

    Somewhere Joe Budden is laughin his ass off…

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    That’s that sh*t when you think tax amnesty means take someone’s e-pill.

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Once you start making millions, hire an accountant. That’s obvious. You can’t expect a dude that does tours all year to know when the fuck he’s getting a pay-up notice from the IRS.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Brooklyn

    “so high that i can kiss the sky…” if meth was getting that high, that’s a damned shame. he shoulda put a post-it note on his refrigerator, so that when he was coming off his high and had the munchies, he’d see in big ass letters PAY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TAXES, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! that’s what i do when i get high to prevent from forgetting shit that i would otherwise forget. the irs is like a pimp, they got wesley working like a $2 ho to pay them their money back. “the art of war II?” really? there’s a reason why all his recent movies have been straight to dvd.

  • oskamadison

    Dammit, Mex, you got me crying in my keyboard right now. “…Then Redman came over and rolled an 8.5″ x 11″ spliff with the official IRS logo on it to commemorate the occasion.” Priceless. Take a second and attempt to fathom a combined dollar amount on all the weed Red and Meth has copped since ’93. Just for shits and giggles, add Snoop to the mix too. The grand total would probably be about $20 away from a cure for cancer.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    This is what happens when you sign contracts while you’re high as fuck & broke as hell. Getting paid with a lifetime supply St. Ides & Fox DVD’s will almost certainly come back to bite that ass.

    My question is, who co-signed for that Rover? Meth might wind up of Judge Judy, & that broad doesn’t play!

    • ThaKemizt

      What’s good Grand$?! Ain’t you posed to be fishin somewhere?

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

        Lmao!

        Ironically, I was supposed to go this morning with my father-in-law, but fuck this Louisiana weather.

        It’s 90 degrees & raining.

        Me & my AF-1′s didn’t sign-up for this…this is Timberland country ri’chea.

  • BIGNAT

    “live out that Undisputed shit for realsies” leave nestle alone that fool been blackballed in hollywood.
    mwhahhaha ron ron back with his bullshit. meth is dum and you are right it most likely went down that way you said. he set everything up and then got smoked out and forgot to start sending out payments. now he trying to play the drug excuse nigga it’s weed not crack. you didn’t sell all your shit to keep smoking weed.

  • Shawty J

    “The fucked up part is that if Meth gets as high as he says, he probably did call them niggas and just forgot. Then Redman came over and rolled an 8.5” x 11” spliff with the official IRS logo on it to commemorate the occasion.”

    ROFL!

  • Chilly Willy

    “Method Man could have called the IRS like everyone else in the middle of this recession and be like, “Yo, I know you see me on the TV acting like an asshole, but I really don’t have the kind of money I make it look like. I need to get on one of them payment plans or whatever.” The IRS will be like, “Word. Well, here’s what we can do.” Trust me. I’ve been there. Fuck them off and they come and take shit, including but not limited to your freedom.”
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Your best advice yet, Ron! The IRS stands for I Run Shit, I for the govt. Try to run away, it makes it more entertaining for them. Plus they’ll charge you more for running. I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been in the collection industry for a minute. Try to talk, we’ll get somewhere, try to run then I’ll tax that ass…

  • GIBZ

    I dont know why he tryin to act like its the weed when u KNOW he been smokin too long for that shit to affect his thought process. GET EM!! Ol broke, tryin to act like he got it, when he really dont muhfucka! GET EM!!!

    Ol running behind his lincoln while that shit gettin towed ass muhfucka. GET EM!

    Ol wakin up at 3pm cus he smoking 8 blunts the night before ass muhfucka! GET EM!

    Ol cross country, shittin in the back of a coach bus on them little ass toilets with the blue water ass muhfucka! GET EM!

    i dont know i ran out of ideas lol

  • Worley

    Didn’t this n*gga once have an iced out
    ice-pick? I knew that dude wasn’t too smart financially when I saw that dumb sh*t. Pay them taxes. He couldn’t have run through all that opening for Jay-Z in front of 30 people tour money yet. Or could he?

  • capcobra

    only kingpins and godfathers suppose to get locked up over tax evasion..and that usually happens after all the other charges don’t stick..meth gotta be smoking that 1-18 tiny thai…why?

  • KF UK

    Yo i kissed the sky last night Mex, but yo i still didnt forget to pay my phone bill and shit!

    But i do think that Meth is a proper pothead so i kinda can belive he just “forgot” lol

    Remember when he got arrested not that long ago and the cops asked him if he had any erb in the car, he was like yeah, hes some, heres some more, and hes my lil personal stash..LOL jokes!!!

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  • http://xxl All Dae

    I think Method can pay his bills he dragged and got cuffed. now the number crunchers got him paying on their terms. dude only owes some change in the big sceme of things.
    Snipes had the money and tried to pay in court. He cut a check for 5 million like it’s nothing but it was to late. IRS made an example out of his ass. Son’ll be alright.

    yeah Big Mike has written some intelligent convo starting blogs. I had to remind myself dudes a rapper…he comes across as a regular head.