W.A.S.P. Rap FTW!

wasp rappers

I got to thinking the other day that we(the respective rap fan collective) were witnessing another golden era of Hip-Hop music thanks to the internets. Every sub-genre of rap music is clearly represented at this moment. From old man rap(Rae) to lightsaber rap(Jay), from fashionista rap(Yeezy) to retard rap(Weezy), from hardbody smashmouth rap(Ruck) to soft silky smooth Reebok rap(Fab) everyone is getting the shit they love to fux with. What more could we ask for?

But then I was watching a web interview that DJ Whoo Kid was having with Ghostface when Whoo Kid mistakenly asked Ghost about the Wu-Tang Killa ‘Wasps’. Maybe Whoo Kid doesn’t know what the fux he was talking about, or maybe Whoo Kid is from the future and he is telling us about a rap sub-genre that we need to recognize. I think Whoo Kid is from the future. Why haven’t we embraced White Anglo-Saxon Protestant rap yet? Who in the rap game would be able to talk that “money ain’t a thing” shit better than a WASP?

Think about that. All that fancy shit that rappers brag about is the standard shit that a WASP sees on the everyday. The Carnegies, the Vanderbilts, the DuPonts and the Rothschilds wipe their asses with dollar bills. They still have slaves for crissakes! How hardbody is that?!? All these rappers that dream about luxurious shit are wearing the WASPs old shoes and hand me downs. I want to hear what the new-new-NEW shit is gonna be. Maison Martin Margiela? Nah nigga, Silver Saturn Spaceship status.

WASPs be having that shit that even regular white ain’t allowed to touch. Like that shit so exclusive that when they check your DNA you will be denied access. That GATTACA fly shit. That shit where all the Uma Thurman clones walk around naked. Not even BeYonce can get up in there. Her shows have to be televised via satellite because her DNA ain’t right. That WASP shit is that exclusive and the rap game needs to hear about it. That’s it, I’m determined to A & R the first WASP rap superstar. I’m going to the campus of Bard College.

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  • these posts are racist

    Nah son..AIPAC should be runnin this rap shit.

    They are paid beyond belief…and how gangster is this: They exert influence and power over the US in a way unseen by any other group, including those who vote! They control the democratically elected representatives of this country (Obama too) and…and…and…cause the US to let its soilders die for AIPAC’s causes! They flipped Treche’s infamous “I do my dirt all by my lonely…” To “all my dirt get’s done by my ‘homies’”!

    AIPAC should be runnin this rap shit. You better ask somebody. Any by somebody I mean ask John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt

  • Technique

    “Not even BeYonce can get up in there. Her shows have to be televised via satellite because her DNA ain’t right.” LMAO

    That’s some funny shit playa.

  • these posts are racist

    PS…The Rothschild family are not WASPS, they are “an international dynasty of German Jewish origin that established worldwide banking and finance operations and was ennobled by Austria and the United Kingdom.”

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    PS the Rothchilds aren’t WASPS…they are Jewish.

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    The Rothchilds aren’t WASPS, by the way.

  • macdatruest

    The Rothschilds reported have enough money and assets to feed and cloth everybody on earth according to a documentary I seen.

    • BIGNAT

      shitttttttttttt what they do make souls for jesus

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    I’m white but not a WASP and I think hip-hop was fine being one of the few things NOT run by my people.

    As far as Whoo Kid, I think his ridiculous excuse for a guest blog proves that he, indeed, does not know what the fux he is talking about. Fuck Whoo Kid!

  • Technique

    Co-sign everything Pierzy said.

    Fuck it i’ll say it too, Fuck Whoo Kid

  • abdulnasir

    SHIT! Pierzy’s white??? lol! I never would’ve thought, guess I’m just going with stereotypes. Seeing every hip hop fan as mostly black. No racist!

    • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

      Yeah man…superwhite

  • Dallas Penn

    The truth is that Pierzy being white(or Black) is of no consequence. That nigga is Hip-Hop.

    And I respect his grind.


    • these posts are racist

      What about me black? Oh I forgot…I’m a faggaty faggot fucktard or whatever…right?

      • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

        Good looks, DP. I appreciate all that you do for this culture of ours.

        TPAR, I always enjoy reading your comments and I think you bring a different and intelligent viewpoint on my issues. But can’t a dude get some shine? Ha!

  • Dallas Penn

    I fux with you tpar but you never say Pierzy when you are the first to open threads.

    You got too much h8 in your blood.

    • these posts are racist

      DP, honestly, I don’t even notice if i’m first or not…i post a comment, but my B if that is a formality that I should adhere to, no disrespect and no hate in my blood homey.

      On the real, i fux with you too DP…can’t front, i’m a fan of your Dallas Penn work and peep your videos, recently actually and got nothing but respect for you homey.

      PS, I met Byron Crawford…when am I going to meet you??

  • Dallas Penn

    tpar, I don’t believe you met Byron Crawford. That dude doesn’t exist.

    You might be Byron Crawford for all I know.

    Sheeeeit, you want to hang with me all you need to have is alcohol or drugs

    • these posts are racist


      I am not Byron Crawford…and I did meet him. We linked up briefly when he was in Chicago. We had a nice and civil convo. Word is bond…

      Well, I don’t drink or do drugs, so that may be an issue. But I will be in NYC meeting with Danny Hoch in the next month or so.

  • Dallas Penn

    tpar, there is no formality to typing Pierzy other than we acknowledge that the X-pot has a real community on these threads as opposed to some fake social network that was initiated by the t.I.’s.

    I need to point everyone towards Tony Grand$ weblog which he updates frequently and drops real talk

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

      Damn, something told me to log on this morning…

      DP, my nigga! Much love always (yes hetero). Thanks for that plug, professor.

      Whaddup P!? Tpar?! Abdul?!

  • Dallas Penn

    tpar, if you come to NYC then we will definitely get up. Good for you that you don’t drink or do drugs. I know this spot that has kick ass wings for .20cents (on Weds and Sun) so definitely holler at me thru my site and we will link up.

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  • Silly Chilly Willy

    Hiphop is driven by struggle. Competition, confrontation, hustle, grind, struggle. Any kind of people can relate, if they had any connection to that hard reality.

    Fuck a white! Fuck a black! Fuck a yellow, a red, a whatever kind of names they give to any mixed peoples, if there is such a thing! Fuck all that , and long live hiphop!

    Dallas ! One of the reason I fux wit you is that you don’t show no shame by showin this inner nerd in you. That too, my friend, is hiphop! Nuff respect!

    Oh…and FUCK WHOO KID !!!

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    “Think about that. All that fancy shit that rappers brag about is the standard shit that a WASP sees on the everyday.”

    myyyyyyyyyyyy nigga!

    i been had told niggas this. rappers stay clamoring about how to squander an upper-middle class lifestyle.

    • Dub Sac

      Rich lifestyle/
      spoiled like an ordinary white child/
      but right now/
      son is still shinin’/
      shed light now

      - Rae

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    I think a genuine W.A.S.P. in the industry would be pretty humurous. Just to know that what they say is actuality, that they could possibly be laughing @ the fantasies quite a few rappers create, would be midly amusing.

    I could see that happening, eventually.

    Reminds me of the Lonely Island song, “On A Boat”, where they’re not just bragging about it, but using nautical terms to boot, like, those dudes are really on a boat.

    “Dallas Penn says:
    tpar, I don’t believe you met Byron Crawford. That dude doesn’t exist.

    You might be Byron Crawford for all I know.”

    ^^^^^^Rofle Mayo. The saga continues…

  • Master CHeef

    so we’re talking about Asher Roth(child) again, right?

    Pierzy ain’t been getting as many firsts lately. better hold down that crown, homey. nigga does know his hip hop, though. that’s for damn sure.

    DP and tpar hookin up in da big apple? tpar been back up in dis bitch as of recently. where the fuck is bobby j @? i say we all party at DP’s. you already know who’s got the ganga.

    white people in rap music are an anomaly. same way with boxing, basketball, or da xxl comment board. you got your ricky hattons, larry birds, eminems, and pierzys, but they are by far the minority.

    and i like g-unit, but yeah, fuck whoooo kid.

    Dallas, what you think about killer mike on this blog tip? down south pimp keepin it trill up at xxl, or what?

  • Dallas Penn

    Master Cheef,
    We aren’t talking about Asher Roth when we talk about WASP rap. Asher didn’t go to a an official WASP college. He’s just a regular white. Not a white with the capital ‘W’.

    Killer Mike is one of the last official dudes in rap who puts teaching in his lyrics. That doesn’t move mainstream numbers but his message lasts way longer. XXL stays winning and I respect Killer Mike for making the kind of music that bucks the regional trends that are coming from his neck of the woods

  • Brooklyn

    wasp rap would never work because rap is usually talking about some kinda struggle, and what struggle does a wasp have other than whether they should buy a benz or a beemer?

  • chillin mayne

    mwa ja ja “whether they should buy a benz or a beemer”…u silly goose…thats to low class for WASPs…thats the type of vehicle they might buy with some loose change for their butlers birthday

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