Pimp C: The Dirtiest Man in Rap

There’s something about the late, great Pimp C that makes me feel like I’m in junior high school again. You see the Pimp had a great gift; the man had the other worldly ability to make an ordinary rap phrase sound dirtier than a used tampon.

When the Pimp spoke in his long, drawn out Southern twang about sex, I got the same reaction—and shocked, disgusted and I might add pleased smirk—as when I first heard Andrew Dice Clay’s stand up, or the first time I saw the video for 2 Live Crew’s “Pop That Coochie.” What I’m trying to say is dude is just that raunchy; he makes you feel like you’re doing something wrong.

This is no small feat as every rapper curses and talks about sex, but when Pimp C does it, it’s like it’s no one is doing it right. I mean listen to this song (NSFW)

Dude is a potty-mouthed genius. I know it’s not his birthday or the anniversary of his death, but I don’t care. Respect due. R.I.P. No one is as nasty as the Pimp. And I mean no one, not Too Short, Uncle Luke, Necro, none of ‘em. Chime in people, share some of your favorite, filthy Pimp C lines… –Jesse Gissen

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    “When I turned to rap, he had to chase the game/Nigga told me, ‘C, leave that dope, cause rappin is yo thang’”

    It’s not filthy but still…

  • David HussleSoft

    We gon’ blow a lot of skunk and we gon’ make a lot of bread
    And we ain’t never gon’ have no problems ‘long as she hear what the fuck I said
    Pimpin ain’t dead it just moved to the website
    Still like to get my dick sucked under the street lights

    I’m Pimp C bitch, I’m from the SOOOOOOOOOUTH
    This scary hoe don’t wanna know what it’s ABOOOOOOOOUT
    Cause I stay country true down to the co’, dick good like uncut blow
    In your nose, in your jaws, feel it tighten up don’t stop don’t pause
    -Gravy

  • John Cochran

    Thats exactly how I feel when I hear his voice. Although Bun is the better rapper, Pimp’s voice had a commanding presence.

  • cramzy

    i dont give a fuck about ya man so/you can try to fuck fast ima fuck slow/how tha fuck you gone outfuck james hoe?/like teddy pendagrass u betta let it go
    —Pimp c bitch!, smoke sumthin

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Pimp C was the kind of dude who could pretty much say anything & it didn’t sound horrible. Dude’s persona was much bigger than his rhymes. &, let’s not forget how outspoken he was. That transcended any penchant for “writing raps”; C was trying to tell you something.

    I wish he would’ve outed the gay rappers before his passing, though. It was going to happen.

    • Christian Vegas

      I always had the suspicion that Pimp was one of the gay rappers. No shots though, I still think he’s the greatest.

      • X.T.R.A.C.L.I.P.

        What the fuck?!?!?

  • ThaKemizt

    Pimpin’ ain’t dead it just moved to the web;
    Bitch ain’t gotta hit no tracks, ain’t gotta give no tricks no head;
    Ain’t gotta give no tricks no pussy, just cameras and screens;
    Easiest money you can get, it’s the American Dream!
    Rest In Paradise to the trillest nigga to ever touch the game.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    UMMM, is this drop a reply to Ghostface’s chick album? Because they were/are both ill in that element.

  • Enlightened

    “Pimpin ain’t dead/ you heard what I said?/ How the fuck is pimpin dead when bitches still givin me head?/ lickin’ my ass…”

    Long live the Pimp.

  • alderman j

    SOME CLASSIC PIMP C FOR YOU, OFF THAT “IM SO BAD”

    Went in her bedroom I put my dick in her mouth/
    I said you suckin it real good honey/
    Took my dick out her mouth started talkin bout money/
    Ain’t this some shit you ho/
    Stopped suckin my dick to talk about CASSSSH flow/
    Bitch you got me bent like a pole/
    Cause that shit you sellin ain’t gon’ never be sold/
    So bitch just fuck what ya talkin/
    Just suck my dick or you can start to walkin/
    Cause you’re fine, but your face gotta go/
    That’s why we rode down the motherfuckin backstreets, ya ugly ass ho/
    Fuck you ol’ country ass hick/
    Cause I’m so bad, I can suck my own motherfuckin dick/

  • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    And my nuts gotta myspace page/
    Hoes hit my balls 25,000 a day, BIIIACTH!!!

    Classic

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  • latino heat

    “i got a young thorough bread and she 20 years old, when she pop it from the back you see the hairy asshole.”

    i always found that line extra nasty and raunchy. a hairy asshole? ewww.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      ohhhhh man.

      i was about to. exactly.

      LEMME SEEEEEE’T!

      HOL’UP!

      and these ain’t no motherfuckin… hip-hop ruckurds. THESE COUNTRY RAP TUNES!

      • latino heat

        yo Mex, please tell me you read that story about Scott Storch felling “preasured by Hulk Hogan to work with Brooke Hogan” please go in on this clown.

  • capcobra

    “take that monkey shit off..you embarrasing us”

  • eddiesixes

    ugk’s first album had a song called “pregnant pussy”

    “if yo gal look fine you better hide the bitch, cuz if i find her ima make fuck and suck my dick, that goes for ya mama and ya sister too, and if i’m locked down in jail that shit might go for you” – cocaine in the back of the ride

  • remybodean

    co-sign eddiesixes

    Probaly the rawest shit ever said on tape!!!

  • texasleen

    “that bald head pussy aint shit/ grow some hair and get this dick”

    i cant remember the lines before it something about i was gonna give it to you but you went and shaved your crop

    im too lazy to look it up besides im looking at bootys shake on youtube

  • Rico J. Ealy

    “I want some pussy and some navel and some ass and some mouth/ i aint fucking for me bitch im for the whole SOOOOOOOUTH”

    “Put my dick inside ya mouth/ try to fit my whole dick and nuts inside ya mouth/ im jumping in and out your pussy tryna stretch it OOOOUUUUT/ when i hit ya from the back you say ‘dont pull it oooouuut, oooooouuuuuut, OOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT’”

  • Nefarious

    I dont know about potty mouth, but genius he is. I always favored pimp C flow over bun b’s(and buns flow is ferocious) for some reason; I think its cuz I know pimp was the musican behind UGK. He sung all them hooks, and damn near made all those beats, a true musician, and I know he said on one of his songs he dont do hiphop, he make country rap tunes, but no UGK hiphop, and PimpC and Bun B legends PERIOD. chuch!

  • Mr. North

    “She want it in her pussy I’m a go off in her butt”

    and

    “When you get a kiss don’t you feel bliss knowin that you swallowed all my semen and my piss”

    and cosign w/ Nefarious Pimp was one of my favorite artist and my favorite in UGK for those exact reasons.

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    …and later on, i’mma try to skeet it on her butt.

    if he keep on talkin shit, i’ll knock his meat out his taco…

    dirty money is full of em.

    but i like that introspective pimp too, like on diamonds and wood.

    fuck. this is making me sad all over again.

  • MTL

    I just got up on Dirty Money and noticed that Biggie is not the only rapper’s lyrics that come out of Jay’s fat lips.

  • http://pimpinpens.blogspot.com enzo

    i can’t recall off top what the particular line was but he made a reference to a ho drinking his jimmy wine. RIP PImp

  • GIFT

    Man I’ve been diggin pimp and ugk as a whole since Too Hard to Swallow. Pimp is one of those cats that says wuteva the fuk he wanted, and if you didn’t like it, then fuk u too. Any nigga who can brag about his nuts havin their own myspace page (check david banner’s “suicide doorz”), and it still sound throwed is a bad motherfucka!!!TEXAS

  • anutha_level

    “when she pop it from the back u see that hairy ass-hole”

  • ricky

    3 way love. Head, pussy, and butt.

    RIP PIMP C

  • ydiva

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE UGK FOR LIFE,I PRAY TO GOD THAT MY BOY BUN B HAS NOT SOLD HIS SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY PIMP C REST IN HEAVEN FUCK THE DEMON WORKERS THAT TOOK YOUR LIFE.JESUS PLEASE WATCH OVER BUN BAND KEEP HIS SOUL IN YOUR HEART LORD.NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR MY SOUTHERN PLAYERS!!!! 8BALL & MJG AND UGK FOR LIFE.