Is Ghostface Killah trying to tell us something?

It’s always good to see a new uncut video.

For a minute there, it seemed like the emergence of sites like World Start Hip Hop and Vlad TV would herald a new golden age of uncut videos. But they haven’t, really. Sure, they’re filled with pr0nography, especially World Star, and god bless them for it, but most of it is in the form of cam hoo-er clips, i.e. my life’s new purpose.

These days, you don’t see as many rappers taking the time out to get a bunch of broke-looking strippers, pay them $50 each (or convince them to work for free, for the exposure, like in that VH1 special), and stand around and rap in front of them, like they did in the first half of this decade. I guess they figure it’s not worth it, since there’s no such thing as BET Uncut anymore.

I wish I could explain to some of these rappers that they can reach just as many people as BET Uncut, if not more, via the Internets, and it’s not like there was ever much of a chance of any of the graduating from BET Uncut to Rap City. There isn’t even a such thing as Rap City anymore, is there? (It’s been upwards of 15 years since I’ve watched BET on a regular basis.) I’d get some hoo-ers and shoot my own uncut video, but I’m the kind of person who sits around and complains about shit, rather than actually doing something. That’s why I excel at blogging.

If there was still a such thing as BET Uncut, I wonder if they would play Ghostface’s new video, for “Stapleton Sex.” I saw yesterday where it was posted on YouTube, and it must have lasted there for all of about two hours, even though there isn’t any real nudity. I saw on Twitter where obnoxious radio host Angela Yee had posted, but I was busy working on something. Then I checked back a while later, and it was gone. I was hoping this meant “Stapleton Sex,” is downright filthy, and it is, but not in the way you’d think.

The first thing I thought when I finally caught “Stapleton Sex” at OnSmash was, “Who’s even into shit like this?” Is this Ghostface’s way of telling us he’s really into S&M? Is he one of those guys who has to have women tie him and make fun of him, in order to blow his load? (Nullus.) Does he have a safe word, in case things get out of hand? Is it something weird that only people on angel dust would think of, like the lyrics on Supreme Clientele? If so, that could be dangerous, if he’s tied up and he’s not high at the time. You know these white chicks who play with whips and chains take that shit seriously. (Or so I’ve heard.) You see what happened to David Carradine.

Or could it be that Ghost himself didn’t have much creative input with the video, other than he wanted it to be filthy, and this is what they came up with? I’m thinking that’s gotta be the case. It’s just not in a black man’s nature to be into a lot of weird pr0n. Anything other than a guy giving it to a woman via the main entry is kinda teh ghey. Then there’s that whole thing of, how much time do I want to spend looking at another guy’s peen? Though girl on girl stuff does get to be kinda boring, once you’re an adult. It’s obvious a good 90% of the women who do that shit aren’t really into it. I can tell by the look in a woman’s eye. Not to let you all in on any more than you need to know about me.

But yeah, like I was saying, all of that leather and shit is a little bit teh ghey. I’m not saying Ghostface is suspect or anything. I’m just saying. I probably would have preferred it the girls were just wearing regular clothes and going to town on one another the old fashioned way, i.e. with their tongues. I’m conservative like that. Plus, the video’s so short, and there’s so many cuts you can’t really focus on the T&A. I’m doing my part to promote “Stapleton Sex” on GP, but the next time Ghost wants to make an uncut video, he might need to holler at your boy for some direction. I won’t even charge a fee, though obviously I’ll need to be flown to the set. No fishsticks.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    I think his safe word is “Raekwon”…maybe “Theodore”

    • Brahsef

      Gotta be “Wallies”.

  • Dub Sac

    So chicks wearing leather, tongue kissing and spanking each other is gay, huh? I’m going to have to disagree.

    Easily the best rap video I’ve seen in years.

    J7M

  • Mutada/Mullah Atari

    Lesbian pr0n is the ONLY pr0n ! Chuuuch

  • render

    how sexually insecure do you have to be to see a video of a couple half naked broads as gay?

  • latino heat

    “my safe word is blueberry pancakes.” – Ving Rhames in The Goods.

    Bol will you help me start a online petition to bring back BET Uncut? i know the whole Commission would sign it. that’s a start.

  • Avenger XL

    That shit was insane. I am now excited about the wizard of poetry and the camera effet is ill too. Most folks are going to miss the fact he went for a vintage film treatment and the chicks where pretty much on some standard fantasy ish, You know girl on girl and freaky outfits. No safe words and all that odd stuff just telling a vivd story about doing his broad in and all the while these chicks are getting it on. Classic Ghostface baby hip-hop you saved my life

  • Teditor

    What’s funny is I edited a BET Uncut Video, Ric Jilla’s “On the What,” and they INDEED DID GIVE THOSE GIRLS FIFTY DOLLARS.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    “Anything other than a guy giving it to a woman via the main entry is kinda teh ghey. Then there’s that whole thing of, how much time do I want to spend looking at another guy’s peen?”

    ^Amen, brother.

  • capcobra

    ghost told the bitch “the slow jam dick is on thursday”….then he gon ask for a cigarette at the end and say he forgot he didn’t smoke no more….lmao…this dude is straight comedy champ…the video aight tho’…nothing to brag about and nothing to complain about.

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    From what Bol saying on his blog, I don’t think I wanna check that video out…I rather just listen to his album.

    “You know these white chicks who play with whips and chains take that shit seriously. (Or so I’ve heard.) You see what happened to David Carradine.”

    Damn Bol thats fucccccccked up LOL

  • OG Matt Herbz

    The tape on the bare tits was hot, the girl rubbing herself through the panties was hot, tight spandexed-asses are hot, a honey getting popped on that ass is hot, girls tonguing each others’ faces is hot, girls cumming with other girls is hot.

    Period.

    No, there wasn’t any penetration (not that I’d want to see GFK going in on these hoes doing the things he’s rhyming about), but the girls were do-able and it sure beats Beyonce doing some stupid choreography in a boring-ass one-piece.

    That was for you Kanye, you homo.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Brooklyn

    “If so, that could be dangerous, if he’s tied up and he’s not high at the time.”

    that makes me think of that new robin williams movie where his kid dies after tying a scarf around his neck while he was jerking off. that bondage shit ain’t no joke, i don’t trust no woman to have me tied up to a bed, bitches is crazy. she’ll probably go out and get her tracks sewed in and leave me there all damned day, you know when a sister goes to get her hair did it takes at least 4 hours. and whips and chains? fuck outta here, i look like nat turner or kunta kinte or somebody? there ain’t nothing sexy about that, call me old fashioned, but a bunch of big booty bitches in g-strings woulda been fine with me.

  • miles archer

    Possible Ghostface safe words:

    onion-head niggas
    snew-footed penguins
    marble cake
    baked ziti
    watermelon chunks
    cappa-goines
    john mcenroe
    gambino playstation
    kojack
    crushed out heavenly

    • Smel

      Crushed out heavenly??

      BWAAAAAA HA HA HA

      Definitely “baked zitii.” I think that’s the one.

  • Jericho

    So am I the only one who thinks listening to another man talk about how he’d fuck a bitch is a little teh ghey?

    No interest in this video….thanks.

  • BIGNAT

    J7M
    “You see what happened to David Carradine.”
    Bol you fucked up homie

  • hate

    i have to disagree bol.

    i like the vintage feel. madd dirty lyrics. 2 fly bitches. shit is ill.

    oh yea, i just downloaded “confessions of an economic hitman” after reading about it on your site.

    gonna try to read it within the next day or two.

  • c. gabi

    “Y’all don’t get pussy that’s why you don’t like this.”

    This means you, Bol.

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