Shit just got deeper than rap

I can’t help but appreciate rappers more when I find out they really do the crazy shit they write about in their songs.

For example, when I found out that the Clipse really are epic drug dealers, I thought to myself, Man, I’m gonna have to go back and revisit their work. Maybe even Hell Hath No Fury. (Okay, maybe not Hell Hath No Fury.) But of course I didn’t: It’s not like I keep that shit handy, as if I’m Tom Breihan or somebody. I did hear that song they did with Kanye once on Shade 45, while I was on my way to Jack in the Box, and Stern 100 was running one of their patented half an hour-long commercial breaks. I thought it was one of the gayer things I’ve heard in a while, aside from the beat, which might be some of Kanye’s better work in ages. The raps, though, were as teh ghey as a three dollar. Kanye may have even pwned them on their own shit, like he did Jay-Z on the similarly sad “Run This Town.” I’m not sure. I wasn’t paying that close attention.

But I digress.

Then there’s Rick Ross, who may or may not have had someone from Don Diva magazine killed. A guy named Samuel Ferguson, who was old enough to have gone to high school with my father, got shot at on the freeway in Miami the other day, just like T.I.’s weed carrier when he made the mistake of making it rain on those hoods in Cincinnati, then he crashed his car into a median. He was pronounced dead at the scene, though it wasn’t clear in the reports I read (AllHipHop and some local TV news) whether it was the gunshots or the crash that did it. If it was black people shooting, something tells me it was the crash. But they don’t know for certain who did the shooting. They just know it was someone in a black four door sedan. And you know how it is with these hip-hop crimes. I wouldn’t be surprised if the assailants get off scot-free, especially if Alfamega wasn’t around to see who it was. Roffle.

Speaking of law enforcement, Rick Ross now finds himself in a tough predicament. Check this quote from towards the end of the story on AllHipHop (censorship theirs):

“Ferguson is a liar, he’s an informant, he’s a rat, he’s a b***h,” Rick Ross said of Ferguson during their feud. “I hope he’s offended; get at me in the streets n***a you know how we play. This s**t about to get Deeper Than Rap.”

Aww dang….

Rawse was supposedly pissed at Ferguson for outing him as a former prison guard. But it sounds like part of it may have been some confusion as to the purpose of an interview Ferguson conducted with Rawse. Rawse had known Ferguson since before he was a rappers, perhaps as far back as when he was still checking for contraband underneath ninjas’ ballbags and occasionally having poo flung at him. At any rate, Ferguson must have been aware that Rawse was once five-o and had the sheer balls to mention it in both Don Diva and Hip Hop Weekly. If Rawse knew Ferguson was about to put his business out in the street, he probably wouldn’t have granted the interview in the first place. And it sounds like he may have been pissed that the interview ended up in Hip Hop Weekly as well as Don Diva, similar to how ODB’s manager/shylock was pissed that an interview ODB granted to Rolling Stone ended up elsewhere. (There’s a mildly amusing followup to the post I did on him, but I don’t have the time or space to recount it here.)

So, of course now everyone’s gonna think Rawse put the hit out on this guy. And you know how five-o likes to conduct investigations using old issues of rap magazines. They’ve probably got some ninjas down at the station as we speak, trying to get them to pull an Alfamega on Officer Ricky. If I were Rawse, I’d keep an extra close eye on my weed carriers right about now – maybe invite them out for crab meats, just to see where their heads are at. No fishsticks. Even if Rawse didn’t have anything to do with it, you know how these weed carriers are. They’ll start making shit up, just to avoid having to 18 months in prison. They’re weak like that. That’s why they follow rappers around, rather than have rappers follow them around. And Rawse knows what it’s like in prison. After all, he used to work there. If he definitely wasn’t involved, he might need to holler at some of his former colleagues down at the station and run down his alibi.

On the other hand, this could be a good opportunity for Rawse to solidify his street cred. I’m not sure if there’s a specific codicil for this in the Code of the Streets, but you’d think that being an ex-cop and having someone killed would cancel themselves out. If he can somehow convince the world that he did it without convincing his previous employer to lock him up for it, Fiddy Cent’s Officer Ricky taunts would be effectively rendered moot. The key is to be very subtle with it, the way the Clipse have been with their manager’s drug bust. The older one keeps doing these videos about how he enjoys pancakes (don’t we all?) and he can only afford a BMW, but obviously the idea is to reinforce the fact that he was moving weight, just like Jay-Z does at some point or another in every song he’s ever made. Rawse is already off to a good start with this quote threatening that this shit is about to get deeper than rap. Which is amazing to me on a number of levels. Not only does it sound like something Marlon Brando might say in the Godfather, if there was a such thing as rap music in the 1940s, it even ties in to the name of his new album (one of TPAR’s favorites btw).

Possible title for the next Rawse album (or at least a song on it): Sleep with the Crab Meats (See What I Did There?)

  • DJ Postman

    First! I used to really like Rick Ross’ music, but now with the whole CO thing, I just don’t know anymore.

  • gutta

    umm,ok……….

  • Enlightened

    R.I.P. Philant. You shoudn’t keep joking about the dudes death like that, on some real shit…

    btw, am I the only one who heard Yung Joc’s mixtape remix to T.I.’s song where he says “Phil would probably still be alive if I didn’t jump on that stage”

    • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

      “R.I.P. Philant. You shoudn’t keep joking about the dudes death like that, on some real shit…”
      ^^^co-sign. i said the same shit. Big Phil wasn’t Tip’s weed carrier, they was best friends & Phil was his personal assistant. listen to the song Bread Up – T.I. ft. Scarface & Keri Hilson of the Gone Til November mixtape.

      & hell naw i ain’t hear that? you talking bout the Grind Flu mixtape, right. i gotta go check that out. preciate it.

      other than that, this shit was funny as hell Bol. another classic. i heard on the radio Rawse might be a potential suspect. SMH.

      • Enlightened

        I guess that’s it, I don’t know the name of the mixtape, but I kept bumpin the song over and over because I was surprised at how tight Yung Joc came… I guess because he was talking about some real shit

        But it’s over the T.I. song that he first came back with after the charges – my mind going blank – the one, “I ain’t run, I ain’t fold, …still I stand” you know, that one

        But, Joc replaced the first Tip verse with his own and he said that on some real shit

        • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

          u talking bout No Matter What. niggaz sleep on Joc but, he come hard most of the time. all his music ain’t ‘coffee shop’ or ‘its going down’ type shit.

          but, i gotta keep looking for the song cuz i didn’t find.

  • General

    “I wouldn’t be surprised if the assailants get off scot-free, especially if Alfamega wasn’t around to see who it was.”

    Fuckin classic…

    Ross can def use this to his advantage by people assuming that he had something to do with it, but at the end of the day I just don’t think that anyone will ever buy into his street cred…

    Of course if he keeps makin hits it might not matter…

    Maybe it was a good thing 50 cancelled his concert coming up…

  • K.ing

    Nah i dont fuck with young joc…

    this post was funny…

    Thats about it… i never liked ross… i likes hustlin but his street swag comes off as extra… like an act…

  • RAWshad

    This is what happens when fake niggas catch feelings and feel obligated to do something about it. R.I.P. to the journalist.

    If Ricky RAWSE is behind this, all I can say is that he’s trying to big his image up. But, I’m thinking where was this beast mode BAWSE @ when 50 was dissing his ass all over the net?

  • FLOSS

    @ Enlightened Real shit my dude,Bol you weak as fuck for that man

    This nigga Bol is Sherlock Holmes now ??? Seriously dude your buging the fuck out and im not gonna be shocked if or when you end up in a similar fate as the journalist you talkin about , you be talking mad reckless about niggas homey!

    • OG Matt Herbz

      It’s because he’s the male Wendy Williams…
      …or was that Gyant?

      Shit, I don’t know, I can’t tell the difference between them anymore.

      I’m still waiting for his post: “If black people can bring guns to see the president, white people should be able to bring guns to see the president.”

      Plus, isn’t this like a gossip-blogger’s wet dream to actually be shot over some shit you wrote? I mean, 99% of the time, your target *ahem–subject will never read the shit you write, but to actually make a fake ass thug like Rick Ross come to kill you? Isn’t that gossip Nirvana?

      –OG Matt Herbz–

      • DGC

        “Plus, isn’t this like a gossip-blogger’s wet dream to actually be shot over some shit you wrote?”

        BOL will have officially become the black Perez Hilton!

  • http://na black

    everybody in miami know that officer ross is a fake as ninja -sam was into a whole lot of shit and he was no journalist (lol).if it is fatty ricky he probably hired his boys to do the deed but I doubt it that fat as nigga ain’t gansta

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    “…Stern 100 was running one of their patented half an hour-long commercial breaks.”

    HAHAHA Co-Sign…but terrestrial radio was even worse. I do agree, though, that when the show is on commercial (or vacation), the rest of Sirius’ lineup looks like dog shit.

  • http://www.byroncrawford.com Sleeze $

    THIS PIMPIN IS SO MAGNIFICENT!

  • http://www.youtube.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    You know nothing goes down in the M-I-A that I don’t know about. I got the latest from the streets down by South Beach on my vlog. Nobody is realer than me on the beach. E6 is up.

    http://www.youtube.com/federalranga

    Classic hood shit

  • these posts are racist

    No, Rick Ross is not one of my favorite rappers nor is his album one of my favorite albums…I just said that his recent work is better than his older material.

    Anyway, Rick Ross did not have this guy killed. Its silly to even think so. Do you know what it takes to murder? Do you know what risk he would have to take to get this accomplished? This is just silly…and sadly, ricky ross will probably profit on this mans death by making little kids think he did have something to do with this tragedy.

    • http://www.byroncrawford.com Sleeze $

      TPAR – quick to defend the slaughter of innocent black men.

      • these posts are racist

        What are you talking about?

        • DetroitDraper

          He said that like it was a bad thing. Preciate it PAR

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    bol thats jus disrespectful on all counts.
    niggas is dead and you kickin the casket = fail, homey. I dig ya’ post when you on point but this is shaky.

  • Brooklyn

    i don’t think that it would really do much for ross’ street cred, no matter how many niggas he have killed it won’t change the fact that once upon a time he was a co and that he lied about it. besides, who’s to say that he didn’t kill anyone when he was an officer, police kill niggas and cover it up all the time, and if ross did kill this dude, the police might cover that up because they have some kind of code, where they look out for each other, don’t they? from what i’ve heard the boys in blue stick together tighter than a clan of jews.

  • http://www.hiphopdx.com ali

    I hope that joke Rick Ross gets sentenced to over 20 years so he can shut he’s dumb retarded ass up about being a gangster and being rich of cocaine!

    • latino heat

      co-sign Ali.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    “and sadly, ricky ross will probably profit on this mans death by making little kids think he did have something to do with this tragedy.”

    “R.I.P. Philant. You shoudn’t keep joking about the dudes death like that, on some real shit…”

    “Bol you weak as fuck for that man…”
    “you be talking mad reckless about niggas homey!”

    Whaddup FLOSS!

    AND WILL SOMEONE PLEEEEEEEEZ GET THAT “BILLIONAIRE MAFIA” AD OFF THIS SITE!!!!!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Show me a man with nothing to lose & everything to gain, & I’ll show you someone who’s capable of virtually anything.

    Ross already appears to be living an entire life based on delusional illusion, so I wouldn’t put it passed him. Time will tell.

    Detective Bol is on the case…

  • avon

    i dont think kanye produced that clipse song kind of like a big deal i think it was dj khalil who did that beat

    • Enlightened

      Who ever did that shit went through a thang! That’s the first beat in a while that stopped me in my tracks and made me wonder, “what the fuck is this right here?!”

  • Jericho

    And you know how it is with these hip-hop crimes. I wouldn’t be surprised if the assailants get off scot-free, especially if Alfamega wasn’t around to see who it was. Roffle.

    ^^^

    Ha ha ha

  • abdulnasir

    co-sign on everything, just not the making light of philant’s death. that’s just out of taste!

  • http://xxl gside

    Dam Bo sound like you better apologize before you become the Pac of this blog shit probably be murder for some shit that you wrote . But back to officer ricky I said it a long time ago he was going to fuck up because he got something to prove. That’s the worst kind of nigga . Somebody need to tell him it don’t matter what he does he will alway be fake to a lot of people but, the bum got a few fans riding with him he should focus on them. Never give a fuck what a nigga say about who ain’t supporting you and if he did this shit yeah 50 fuck you life up for real !

  • Enlightened

    And oh yeah…

    P.S.
    Kanye did steal the show on them nigga shit

  • p23

    hwy bol how does jay-z dick taste?

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    “…the fire marshall said i took it 2 da max like TJ/ ya’ll aint peep i said Marshall, replay/ i guess i’m like the black marshall meets Jay” -Kanye

    “… hit high school & got pregnant dumb fast/ what happened tisha? ya boyfriend cum fast?/ turn around give me pound like we folks/ he don’t know i went rawdawg three strokes.” – Kanye

    yeah. nigga killed em’ on that shit.

    • http://myspace.com/devitan Devi Gargon

      “… hit high school & got pregnant dumb fast/ what happened tisha? ya boyfriend cum fast?/ turn around give me pound like we folks/ he don’t know i went rawdawg three strokes.” – Kanye

      I be at the 9 to 5 Cracking Up when I hear that line..But on both songs, yall are waaay, to particular. Both the Clipse and Jay Z song as complete works are hot, and some of the few things I play regularly. Yall be looking for someone to each another mc all the time, and forget about the complete work and its meaning.Yall want to hear mf’s eating faces all day, find a battle, I want to hear COMPLETE COMPOSITIONS!!!

  • capcobra

    the black panthers had 5000 members spread out thru 49 cities..look at what they did…now look at what we doing…we bullshitting.

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      That’s 2 today cap!

      Keep ‘em coming…

  • render

    so not only is ENTERTAINER rick ross connected with killers, but he convinced them to put a hit out on a high profile member of the miami media who can be directly linked back to him

    All over street cred which isn’t helped by this at all cause he’s still known as a cop after the fact and can’t admit involvement if he’s actually responsible

    yall watch too many movies

  • BIGNAT

    “I wouldn’t be surprised if the assailants get off scot-free, especially if Alfamega wasn’t around to see who it was. Roffle.”
    ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! man you guys keep getting at his ass

  • sealsaa

    A number of gems in this post. Hilarious.

    And 50 Cent’s taunting was rendered moot the moment he started it. With the exception of his little internet STANS, no one really gave two shits about his wack diss songs, and Rawse went on to top the charts his first week out.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    YO WHAT HAPPENED TO WHOO KID’S BLOG???!!!

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    ^^^i noticed that too. lol. i think you can still get to it from the bloggers section. & they should feel ashamed.

  • UNITURNZ2000

    Sleep with the crab meats…………HA!

  • BGZ

    Bol, stop Alfamega’in;
    even though if “Rick” was dumb enough to do anything on the street level after got mainstream exposure, he deserves whatever.

    But this is WCN (Who Cares News); I’d rather read a post on Amber Rose’s tidday’s (bit saggy but lookin good).
    I met her once, she really is hot even though wears a bit too much make-up.

  • Superstar Extraordinaire

    “…Rawse knows what it’s like in prison. After all, he used to work there.”

    i dont know why but this was fuckin hilarious

  • SJB

    “…If I were Rawse, I’d keep an extra close eye on my weed carriers right about now – maybe invite them out for crab meats, just to see where their heads are at.”

    I almost couldn’t breathe I laughed so damn hard!