Budden and Taheezo: What did I tell you?

Taheezo turned out to be a filthy hoo-er? Shocker!

Word on the street is that Joe Budden and Taheezo broke up the other day. Budden supposedly found out she’d been doing some extracurricular helmet washing and decided to kick her to the curb, where she belongs. On World Star, there’s a video of him with an emo look on his face, like his daddy just gave it to him up the coat, while recording a song about how he broke up with his girlfriend last night, and I heard he left a message on Twitter the other day saying “It’s officially over.”

I checked Budden’s Twitter (nullus) to see if this is true and to see if there have been any further updates, but I see his profile has been set to private. I’ve never followed Budden on Twitter, but I’m assuming this is a recent development, since he’s got upwards of 40,000 followers, and when your profile is set to private, you have to approve each and every one of them by hand. I don’t doubt that Budden has that kind of free time, but if he was willing to put forth that kind of effort, you’d think he’d be further along in his career.

40,000 is more than twice as much as the number of people who bought that Slaughterhouse album – but I’m assuming a lot of them aren’t Budden fans so much as people tuned in for potential lulz and/or pictures of Taheezo’s huge ass. Joell Ortiz, who might not have a girlfriend, has about as many followers as people who bought Slaughterhouse. Crooked I only has as many as Ortiz, despite all of the time he spent working on those Hip-Hop Weekly freestyles. To think, he could have just written one song people actually liked.

Then there’s another video on World Star that Budden supposedly had removed from Joe Budden TV, after it was only up for about two hours. (What kind of numb nuts goes and removes something from the Internets after it’s already been there for two hours?) In it, Taheezo goes off on Budden about something that happened at a strip club. It sounds like he may have gone there with Taheezo and made the mistake of nodding at one of the other hoo-ers there he banged. I wonder if it was the same club where he found Taheezo.

I can see how that might have set her off – the thought that Joe Budden could easily find another hoo-er just like her. Black and latino themed strip clubs along the east coast must be full of women suffering from tank ass syndrome and willing to do something strange for some change. Who knows how many times Joe Budden purchased a little something extra from the champagne room before it occurred to him to put Taheezo on TV. Or rather YouTube. That’s probably where a lot of that “Pump It Up” money went.

I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same thing, if I had the means, and it was clear that was my only option. But I’d keep that shit on the low. I warned Joe Budden – back when I found out that Fabolous had taken a ride in the tank, so to speak – about going on the Internets bragging about his relationship with Taheezo. A woman doesn’t just end up in relationships with two different rappers (that we know of) by chance. She’s obviously a pro at this. I’m not saying I wouldn’t drop a load on her, pending the results of a test for various STDs, but I definitely wouldn’t be parading her around as my girlfriend, making videos of her around my kids and what have you. Who knows what she taught those poor kids.

  • Enlightened

    Actually, you can make a ho a housewife – that’s been done before.

    What you CAN’T do, is make a ho a famous ho and expect her to stay with you. That shit’s impossible.

    • BOSS D.R.E

      Co-Sign

    • DetroitDraper

      Thats some true ish. Sometimes ho’s are just very vulnerable women who really do want to be with one guy but are so easy they get used alot lol but you’r absolutely right you can’t make her famousand then expect her not to ho and more importantly move up the hoer chain of command.

      MAYN HOL’UP

      • squadwildin

        you definitely cant turn a hoe into a housewife….if you met her when she was a hoe, gettin with her will not change the fact that she still will be a hoe….

        i guess you can meet a reformed hoe later on in her life time but only she can make that decision. There’s nothing you can do to get her to change her way of thinking

        • HNIC

          Real talk! I co-sign squadwildin. Everyone has free will, so until she decides to turn away from her whorish ways, you’ll stay losing, if you try to save her.

    • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

      Co-Sign like a mufucka…

      Famous ho’s believe they can have who and whatever they want and automatically consider you not good enough.

      E8 up!!! youtube.com/federalranga
      Commission!!!

  • Grimey G

    Maybe I’m missing it but I find nothing attractive about that bitch. That ass isn’t sexy its really just disturbing

    • maximus 32

      You are definitely either gay or white…

      • G2

        ^^^^LMFAO!!!!

      • X

        Being white has nothing to do with it.

        • Notorious AGC

          white people hate big booty they act like theyre intimidated by em;, and they like boney white bitches with a nice smile(lol).hence they tend to use that (ew) attitude when a deliciously big booty woman walks around them… hence im sayin big booty not fat assed women with their waist JUST AS BIG hell nah

  • Grand Prixx

    pierzy!(yall musta 4got! lol)

    im said to see buddens take another L(in the view of the public eye) cuz dudes one of the most talented ARTISTS in this pass decade,but he’ll never get his just due with antics like this,along with the climate of music,taking the focus off his artistry.lately my fave song of the moment is “exxes”(ironic huh lol) n padded room was vastly hated on n slept on..hope it works out 4 u in the end joey cuz i was a fan since day 1(the cutmaster c freestyles n triangle offense shit).way b4 “pump it up”(which imo was a dope song n had radio n tha clubs abuzz at the time)

  • tronthadon

    Disturbing??…nigga you gay

    • BxRa

      That nigga is definitely gay! Yo Bol’s column be ethering Ron Mexico’s shit!!

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    The quietest one in the room is also the smartest. How many times have we heard about those that don’t shoot their mouths off?

    Publicly bragging about your relationship will almost always bite you in the ass…just ask NaS.

    Budden, next time just do your thing quietly.

    • General

      “Budden, next time just do your thing quietly.”

      If only he would listen…

      Joe seems like the kind of cat that has to have shit blow up in his face for him to realize it was a bad idea…

      We all know people like that, but Budden’s just happens to have his shit blow up on him publicly

      • Broke Iz A Disease

        I don’t know B. In his case i don’t think that man will ever learn. I mean how you get punched in the eye then video blog about it while sitting Indian Style in a loose as wife beater smokin a Newport 100 to the filter? Dude just doesn’t get it.

        • DetroitDraper

          ‘Loose ass wife beater smokin a newport 100 to the filter” Lmfao. Classic bro.

          MAYNE HOL’UP

        • yoprince

          that was classic. and true..

  • giantstepp

    “A woman doesn’t just end up in relationships with two different rappers (that we know of) by chance. She’s obviously a pro at this.”

    Real MFing talk Bol! I use to kick it with this shorty once that claimed to “friends” or use to mess with different ball players and rappers, and it couldve been true. But if it was true, that Ho was a groupie or selling azz. We’d be chillin, a face would flash across the TV screen of one of these dudes, and sure enought this HOE had a story about that nigga. Negroe Please!No way in hell that some average azz broad is lucky enough to keep hooking up with celebrities over and over unless that shit was her mission….or job.

  • Mutada/Mullah Atari

    GTFOH Bol, you’d be taking that bitch home to momma if she let you “swim in the tank” as long as Budden had that. LOL

    Most of the niggaz on this board would. Ass that size has a hypnotic effect on most red blooded, hetro males. I bet the’ll get back together.

    • Enlightened

      Well, 99% of red blooded, hetero BLACK males.

      A lot of white males and Bol still think skinny bitches with dope fiend strength are cool

      • Silly Willy

        Guilty as charged…….

        But if Joe actually gave a fuck about “old rappers”, he would know that BITCHES AIN’T SHIT !!! Alas, it’s Joe so…once again he had to learn it the hard way.

  • Mutada/Mullah Atari

    @tronthadon
    C to the motherfucking O

    That bitch is a ghetto niggaz fantasy, she got the squish face, but makes up for it all kinds of ways.

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    I actually like that breakup song he had in the video.

  • capcobra

    it’s all a publicity stunt..that bitch need a magazine cover..and buddens need niguz to stop bringing up the wu when discussing him.

    • Enlightened

      Very possible indeed my nigg

  • Joe

    Bol,

    Negro, u blog. U gossip for a living. Nothing wrong with that, but how can you seriously ‘go in’ on a ngga wen in the previous statement u said ‘i checked his twitter account’ LOL Like sriously, step out of the times we live in and embrace that comment, as a man. Thats manly? Thats whats hot? But we should clown Budden? OOOOOk.

  • latino heat

    “a Woman dosen;t just end up with two rappers by chance.” word to Carmen Bryan.

    she used poor Budden just to get her name out there. it could be worse she could have done him like Kelis did Nas. Joe’s lucky he don’t have that kind of money.

    and yes, if you don’t like Taheezo’s ass you are GAY.

    • Brass Tacks

      CO-SIGN! ALL DAY

    • Silly Willy

      I don’t think that Joe will ever in his life have the skills and the money to be Nas’d out.

  • maximus 32

    You could see this shit coming. But don’t count out the fact that they might be faking for publicity. I want to see if she is going to jump out there and date another industry nigga or chill. If she does, you know she had her own agenda the whole time. This dude is having a bad month. Something good got to be on deck for him.

  • Hanch

    I don’t know but I think we got it all wrong. its not like they have only been together for a couple months. They have been together for 5 years so why would she just recently wont to be a star. Why wouldnt she have done that back when Pump it up was out and right away. Obviously these two have a seriousl relationship and love for it to last 5years and something has happened and im sure he is fucked up right now because of it, just like anyone of us in this blog would be after a 5yr relationship. And if you say that you would act differently then your flat out lying and im going to call Bullshit on ya. If they had just started dating and then i would say she was using him but not after 5years. I am a huge Buddens fan as his albums are fire with real artistry that yall sleep on for whatever reason but i hope they work things out cause thats some real pain right there and again for anybody thats gonna say NA she a HO and Na man after 5years it wouldnt hurt at all then your a FLAT OUT LIAR plain and simple!!!!!!

    • David HussleSoft

      I think you make some solid points but I at the same time I think what everybody is trying to say is that he should have never used his girl as a promotional tool.

      Of course being with a women for 5 years is real shit but that does mean you should throw her on youtube and worldstar and then when its over announce it on youtube and twitter. Thats just letting your emotions get the best of you

  • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Why wouldnt she have done that back when Pump it up was out and right away.
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Woman’s intuition could be some strong shit… she probably knew that she might as well ride with the nigga after she foresaw his fucked up failure of a future. (Say that 3x fast)

    E8 up!!! youtube.com/federalranga
    Commission!!!

  • Avenger XL

    Well their goes the best part about Buddens career. sing along now “Joey makes records and I won’t care, Joey makes records and nobody cares, Taheezo is the only reason to check for you cause your a freaking mouse” LOL

  • http://callmephlip.blogspot.com/ Phlip

    “What kind of numb nuts goes and removes something from the Internets after it’s already been there for two hours?”

    That was strange to read, seeing as how there are 2 entries in my RSS reader — one about Jay-Z and one about Gucci Mane — that take me to dead links now here on XXL.

    … I’m just sayin’

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    Well, I guess the book is coming out soon.

    Superhead, Carmen, Tia, Taheezo(?).

  • http://www.byroncrawford.com Sleeze $

    “Crooked I only has as many as Ortiz, despite all of the time he spent working on those Hip-Hop Weekly freestyles. To think, he could have just written one song people actually liked.”

    - aint that the truth ruth

    and LOL at the nigga saying tahiri’s ass is disturbing, what a faggot

  • Brooklyn

    taheezo is the kind of bitch you fuck, flaunt, and then kick to the curb, word to fabolous. joey caught feelings for her and that’s what fucked it up. you can only turn a ho into a housewife once that ho is tired of being a ho and wants to be a housewife. taheezo not only wants to be a ho, she wants to be a famous ho, and she’ll fuck any nigga or emotionally unstable rapper that she can to get there. i’m surprised that joe didn’t remember that bell biv devoe song, “never trust a big butt and a smile.”

  • BIGNAT

    joe biggest mistake is to have his girl on joe buddens t.v. like she still don’t got a regular job. when you put your business out there like that a guy can simply say everything the opposite that joe say. the best part you don’t even need to listen to the girl complain you can get straight to the point. man joe buddens stay losing i guess some dude gave her a hug after the tahiry had black eye episode.

  • nicholasdelorejo

    I gotta agree with you Bol on the number of Buddens followers due to Tahiry’s ass. I’ve always that if lyrical underground rappers want to sell as much as the hip pop artists, they need to just get a banging ass broad to be near them all the time. Fuck audio CDs, Slaughterhouse should have just released a DVD with Tahiry and other strippers shaking their asses to their songs. They would’ve done BEP sales in a month at least. Hell it worked out for Luke.

  • http://J-Mace Shawty J

    ” I’m not saying I wouldn’t drop a load on her, pending the results of a test for various STDs, but I definitely wouldn’t be parading her around as my girlfriend…”
    ROFL

  • stoneyisland

    U can still see the video at mediatakeout.com
    I got 20 dollars this broad ends up on some other celebs couch in less then 30 days. Joe Buddens was crazy to think he could keep this broad, me personally the sista just comes off as too hood for my taste. I like my women lady like and educated. This whole gangsta bitch mentality got played out back in 90:) I’d take a Michelle Obama type over Tihary, Atari or whatever the fuck her name is 24/7

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Joe’s run the gamut of the predictable vlog attention-getters:

    Emotional Breakdowns
    Getting Punched Out
    Exploiting His Broad
    Whining
    Apologizing

    Now, it’s time to pull out the big guns:
    Blow his brains out, while wearing a Kurt Cobain t-shirt with Tupac playing in the background after tweeting the lyrics to Biggie’s “Suicidal Thoughts” on Ustream.

    SH will sell @ least 15 more copies, guaranteed.

    Nah, because all that will happen is Tahiry would get his face tatted on her ass check & start doing memorial lap dances @ washed-up rapper birthday parties.

    So, nevermind.

    • Silly Chilly Willy

      Memorial lap dances ……..

      *DIES*

  • BGZ

    Dear Joe Budden, I know you are reading this;

    Now that bitch broke up with you, you might as well take the last penny you can make off her;
    so give a call to Vivid Entertainment and sell all that mushy X-rated stuff you’ve made of her over the years (and edit out the dick-pics, NH).
    Release it in parts, you know it’s a goldmine.

    Yours truly,
    the rest of the world’s male population

  • UNITURNZ2000

    Yeah it was like wanted to show her off. An ass like that you gotta keep under wraps. You know dudes are hungry out there!

  • X

    It was only a matter of time before Budden screwed it up. Tahiry’s ass is amazing, surprised Budden kept it this long (she always did kind of look like a groupie).

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