Brisco: Beats for Jackin’

After getting a cereal box worth of lucky charms and an automobile stolen from him at gunpoint, Brisco is retaliating the best way he knows how. He’s released a diss record to the unknown, unidentifiable assailants.

I know. I know. You’re all like, “What the fuck is a Brisco?” right? Before he got into a net beef with Yung Berg, I’d have thought a Brisco to be one of Billy Mays’ new household wonder products.

“Mopping your bathroom or barber shop floor with a Brisco will pay for itself INSTANTLY!”

Either Billy Mays or the freaky-lookin, hooker-choking Sham-Wow nigga would have done it.

[Blogger’s Note: Too soon?]

I in no way suggest or endorse rappers go all Peter Schibetta by waging unwise physical warfare in unfamiliar territory. That’s not the way to play over some stolen costume jewelry. That’s how you get fucked the fuck up. Plus, insurance will take care of the car. [Blogger’s Note: Brisco does have insurance, right?] But what the fuck does grunting into the wind do for Brisco’s situation? A diss track to a bunch of non-rappers doesn’t bring the goods back or harm the jackers in any way. It only makes the victim look like a bigger asshole than the nigga who got had on the television news and nigganet alike for all to ridicule. The jackers are at home base right now laughing over the new pool table they got at the expense of Brisco’s ass.

Why give the jackers more importance? The diss record only shows two things. One, Brisco ain’t finna do shit. As he shouldn’t. Niggas got the drop on him. It happens. No need get founteded face down in the Everglades over a chain or three. And two, Brisco’s obviously been affected psychologically by this ordeal. He’s publicly angry and confused. That and the status boost for coming up on some rapper are worth more to a team of stick-up kids than the Claire’s Boutique ice they lifted anyways.

This scenario also only reveals the truth about the Hollywood Paradox niggas call the rap game. You’re a fool if you listen to rappers based on how hard they are instead of for the content of their music. When the toolie is unsheathed and the age-old question is asked, these speeding-ass velocirapsters will always get down before getting layed down. The extent of their recourse is some more of that good-ol’ bangin on Pro Tools that made you a fan in the first place.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Seriously… don’t die over fake jewelry, kids. ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: Ole 2Pac soundin’ ass nigga. Mawfuckas really don’t understand 2Pac. That nigga had real problems and enemies… like the feds and shit. Plus, Brisco’s not only a misguided Pacophile, but he’s clearly fuckin’ with Haitian Jack. Double fail.

P.S.S.: Them jackers ain’t “haters”. They’s just in the skreets hungry and are as stupid as Brisco for believing that the shit around his neck is worth the polish they shined their ratchets with.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    So…someone robs you of (supposedly) $40,000 worth of stuff and THEN you diss them?

    What’s next? They rob you of (supposedly) $40,000 MORE?

  • Silly Willy

    Good post, Mexx !

    I think Bulldog Brisco is just howlin at the moon, nothing else…

  • $ykotic/Don McCaine

    I’m thinking of how dude done cleared the way for his jackers. Because if they’re harmed, this “diss” is DA food.

  • P. Harris

    He’s asking to get ganked, gimped, and found dead somewhere…

    What is this, like a “I bet it won’t happen again” challenge, them niggas will knock the stick off your shoulder fam… I think Fizzy Wo said it the best in “Face Off” on the Warriorz album

    “You fuckin with thugs, what the fuck you think this was? I’m what you want me to be, stop fuckin with me”

    You fuck with thugs and thug shit going to happen… You got yapped man, mad niggas done got yapped and stories get told but never do them niggas come back and make diss record???

    If the pride was really there then you wouldn’t have laid it down in the barbershop…

    I don’t know man, maybe he’s trying to make some money off of it or something? Me personally, I would sat my quiet ass down and thought about the muhfucter who tipped them off that you were there. That’s not an accidental lick… And I don’t know about Florida niggas but NC niggas are dedicated to their barber’s… THATS THE NIGGA YOU NEED TO FIND…. he’s going to come back to the shop… then you go ahead and set up a quiet revenge…. IF and I mean IF you were going to get back at them cats…

    • $ykotic/Don McCaine

      “I think Fizzy Wo said it the best in “Face Off” on the Warriorz album

      “You fuckin with thugs, what the fuck you think this was? I’m what you want me to be, stop fuckin with me”

      MAN THAT IS MY SONG ON THAT ALBUM!!!

      “Keep testing me/U don’t want me to show you how really a mess can be…”-Billy Danze “Faceoff”

      • P. Harris

        Hail yeah that’s my favorite joint off the album too…

  • giantstepp

    “P.S.: Ole 2Pac soundin’ ass nigga. Mawfuckas really don’t understand 2Pac. That nigga had real problems and enemies… like the feds and shit. Plus, Brisco’s not only a misguided Pacophile, but he’s clearly fuckin’ with Haitian Jack. Double fail.”

    Thats real talk Mex.
    And I agree that making a diss song to the niggas that jacked u who aint even rappers is crazy as fuck to me!!

  • Worley

    “He’s released a diss record to the unknown, unidentifiable assailants.”

    Scratch that. Those fools are readily identifiable. Everyone of them let their T-shirt collar masks slip.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grands

    Good drop Mex.

    One thing that may come out of his barking @ the moon, is that the perpetrators will probably be dumb enough to hear it, & start bragging that it’s them he’s talking about.

    That has to count for something, right?

    Worst case scenario, as I pointed out on a blog, is that these dudes will be double-pissed @ his audacity to “bang” on them not knowing who or where they are. We know this wasn’t that random that they can’t find him again, God forbid.

    &, when police are involved, threatening lives isn’t a good look. Some shit happens to them dudes, he’s prime suspect @ this point.

    Good luck with all of that, Bris.

  • http://www.myspace.com/atlatino404 El Tico Loco

    Not the last rapper that will get robbed, why he think his case is so special? (special needs maybe) He’s backwards anyways. How do you get your chest pumped up about attacking Yung Berg but dedicate studio time to diss the niggas that got u juxed?

    I’m sure there’s mad Haitians disowning this nigga.

  • shawnb

    Wait a minute wait a minute…he dissed yung berg(who got robbed for his jewels)then he actually got robbed……karma must be a group of shirt collar masking,barbershop plottin,pistol whippin(allegedly)type nigga’d ass niggas who like shiny shit

    Damn he already aint have a carer so takin his ice is like taking his heart(lol)…..

    ….. ANTE UP!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://xxl gside

    I don’t know this day and age them stick up cat’s might reply back with there on dis song . So be on the the look out for that hot diss song from the stick up cat’s “Fuck Brisco ” watch shit can happen .

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Dammit why hasn’t a fake coon made a rap song about this yet?!

  • Lowedwn

    Brisco’s obviously been affected psychologically by this ordeal. He’s publicly angry and confused.

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    publicly angry and confused = not a good look for said rapper’s carrer(or lack there of)…just ask Young Buck

  • Detroit P

    You’re a fool if you listen to rappers based on how hard they are instead of for the content of their music.
    ^^^^
    That’s why deeper than Rap stays on repeat

    Cigar Music+Rich Off Cocaine+Valley Of Death>>>>>

    BAWSE!!!!

  • BIGNAT

    “Pacophile”
    mwhahhahahahahahahah

  • WestPhillyPolo

    I’m a Philly dude, but I do know that Brisco and those Poe Boy niggas are damn heavy in those streets of Miami. So I’m sure that will get resolved, and niggas are trying to clown Brisco like he’s unknown. I’ve been in the club in Dade and heard niggas rhyming word for word to his shit. Niggas in Florida fuck with Brisco hard. Those Poe Boy niggas have Dade on lock.

  • Brooklyn

    i never heard of this brisco dude before he got stuck, but he seems like a dumbass. why make a diss track against the dudes that snatched your chain when no one knows these niggas? you’re just dedicating x-amount of minutes talking about how you got juxxed and how angry that made you feel and making a bunch of empty threats to these unidentified niggas.

  • latino heat

    all he’s doing now is milking this shit. it’s keeping his name out there. seriously who (outside of Florida) has really heard of this dude? i’m not saying this started as a publicity stunt but it looks like it’s turning into one. i wouldn’t be surprised if he even gets a release date for his constantly pushed back album now that people have actually heard his name. Lil Wayne might even remember that he actually exists now.

  • UNITURNZ2000

    Unless the whole robbery was a, dare I say it………….PUBLICITY STUNT!?

  • http://www.obeseamerica.com sankofa

    Brisco’s a sandwich that happens when a Frisco melt and a brisket get it on.

  • Enlightened

    Well said