WSHH: The CNN of Urban Kiddie Pr0n?

Most mornings Ron Mexico City’s iCoonery searches begin at none other than the bastion of buffoonery that is World Star Hip Hop. A nigga usually can’t tell what’s worse, the video content, descriptions or comments. I like to think of them as a holy trinity of fuckery, as it’s not really possible to separate the three.

World Star Bunnies, the girls you see ass-first in WSHH preview windows, usually make for a welcome break in my swag surfing. Who doesn’t want to see a hot fucking ghetto mess of an aspiring stripper shake her dingleberry forest on the twin bed-slash-couch with her chillens in the room? If the arrangement is between consenting adults—by “adults” I mean the dancers, World Star’s owners and several thousand underage viewers—who am I to condemn?

But when those middle school viewers have to look at cank stoochie their own age, I draw the line. That shit is appalling. Some of these girls look like 9th graders tearing out empty sheets from never-used geometry spiral notebooks and making ho placards that say “WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM” instead of their own aliases.

[Blogger’s Note: Dumb clappers need teaching.]

As Chris Rock once said, “If a woman tells you she’s 20 and looks 16, she’s 12. If she tells you she’s 26 and looks 26, she’s damn near 40.” “Venezuelian” chulita Mariana, one of yesterday’s bunnies, looks 14. She’s gotta say she’s 18 for World Star to give her burn in the US. She must be 9. She might be a grandmother already, but she’s still 9.

If you believe this girl is of age, you’ve probably also been hoodwinked by a tranny or two. Stop drinking so much.  You’ll only keep getting into trouble.

I don’t know what the sexual misconduct and child welfare laws are like in “Venezuelia”, but I know putting scantily clad youngsters up on the screen like that doesn’t fly here—unless they’re Britney Spears. Otherwise, sexualizing the chillens is downright un-Amurrcan.

Ironically enough, the song playing while Mariana’s dancing incessantly asks, “How old are you?”

Like World Star gives a fuck. These niggas are blatant and dumb enough to put entire episodes of whatever the fuck they want on their site. If you don’t have cable, fuck with them niggas before they go out of business. However, do so at your own risk, as word on the digital streets is that their owner likes to help the feds with their Alfadavits, ya dig?

[Blogger’s Note: That probably explains why they can get away with so much copyright infringement.]

As far as little Mariana goes—who you can save for the price of a cup of coffee per day—there aren’t too many complaints on the site. It’s not like she’s the first questionable foreign sex slave—I mean, “bunny”—World Star has propped up there. You know what niggas say. If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If there isn’t, put down some Astroturf and play futbol.

Just don’t let the pussy get past you! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Soon these World Star niggas are gonna have order forms for mail order hoes in the banner ad… right next to “Find Out Why Gary Get’s Gwop And Got More Swag Than You!”

Yes. They’ll put the apostrophe in that bitch too.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Entrapment? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • OG Matt Herbz

    For you fucks that flunked Geography:

    Venezuelia is East of Colombolivia and South of Cuba Rico and the Puerto Dominican.

    Stay in school

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    “Some of these girls are 9th graders tearing out empty sheets from never-used geometry spiral notebooks and making ho placards that say “WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM” instead of their own aliases.”

    GOT DAYUM! I don’t miss my jr. high formals so I’ll pass on these girls, thank you.

  • Bobo D

    I ask you WWKD = What Would Kelly Do? If R. Kelly where to have “sexual relations” with that girl then she is definetly to young, if not she might be age appropiate.

    But I got weird feeling when I saw that picture, girl looks like she should be in Biology class *shivers*.

  • $ykotic

    “However, do so at your own risk, as word on the digital streets is that their owner likes to help the feds with their Alfadavits, ya dig?”

    Chuuurch! Ask Ransom if this ain’t true.

    Like how can they check to see if you’re really 18?

    Agallah has some choice words for Worldstarhiphop on Forbezdvd.

  • 1hunid

    WSHH is pure coonery at its best. Its like watching the aftermath of a turrible turrible car accident, you cant turn away.However in this case..its best not to even look in the direction in the 1st place.smh

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    Soon these World Star niggas are gonna have order forms for mail order hoes in the banner

    ^^^^^
    thats called entrapment ron, you just can’t set-up R.kelly like that. good try tho!

    • $ykotic

      V you don’t think that that “chatango” sh*t on there is too lure cats in? And they post soooo much po po footage.

      And when that Smoke-A-Thon thing was going and dudes were posting in the shops, the feds did a raid out in Cali like 3 weeks later.

      Plus I saw the CNN jumpoff where some chick called them out and named Q. Them dudes are suspect.

      • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

        that’s why I only fuck with this site nahright and ocassionally rapradar. I’m too old to be getting jailed for dumb shit.

  • T-rex

    World Star Hip Hop – Where every “s” gets an apostrophe

  • Nike Champ 718

    WSHH is the mecca of online cooning and buffooning. Y’all gotta see the one clip of some NY Bloods saying their better than Cali Bloods because the NY Bloods are able to read, write, and get jobs. Education and employment is important for gangbangers out here! Gotta get that W-2, cuz!

  • Moving Sideways

    Rather than just hate for hate’s sake, I’ve got a solution.

    We should make it infinitely more complicated to post videos online (like force people to solve a calculus problem). Those without the necessary aptitude (i.e. everyone on world star) would either have to hit the books to learn how to do it, or would go back to pulling that coonery without the aid of the innertubes to broadcast from. Either way, the people doing it would be smarter, or that mind-numbing shit would be quarantined.

    • DownSouth

      That’s funny but so true. The way we are going in this world, we are slowing imploding. And it’s our fault.

      DOWN SOUTH!!!

  • Dr Flav

    “niggas sneak dissin, and that aint how we play…” Young Jeezy

    If you are that concerned, instead of dry snitching (and this is), call the police, otherwise this sounds like hate against a site thats getting more hits than this one, plus don’t them nigga’s feed you clips for you to write your oft compelling, judgemental drivel daily?

    If I saw it was a little girl, I close the shit out, not write a blog about it.

    • Detroit P

      otherwise this sounds like hate against a site thats getting more hits than this one, plus don’t them nigga’s feed you clips for you to write your oft compelling, judgemental drivel daily?

      If I saw it was a little girl, I close the shit out, not write a blog about it.
      ^^^^^
      *Interested in Ron’s response to this* …mostly the fact that WSHH basically fuels what you do..with one hand you condemn them..with the other hand you take their content and do the exact same thing they do while posing it as a humorous campaign against cooning…but no matter how you pose it you’re still providing a cipher for poeple to view and be exposed to this stuff..same shit different toilet..I think this is the same type of predicament Dave Chapelle found himself in

  • http://youtube.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Commission!

    I can’t front… WSHH is like the black TMZ. But even TMZ is respectable…

    youtube.com/federalranga

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    I can’t fuck with WorldStar too much. It gives me a headache. It’s either questionable females showing you what they’ll do for a dollar, or a bunch of niggas yelling & screaming about each other. & what they’ll do for a dollar.

    I can definitely see them setting the precedent for some type of ‘Net laws in the future. It’s probably going to take an actual rape or murder first. God forbid.

  • geico lizard

    “She might be a grandmother already, but she’s still 9″

    ^
    LMFAO

  • GIBZ

    I’m from Venezuela so I’m pissed that they even used this bitch. There are waaaaay sexier “bunnies” than this brace face chick.

    As far as the way shit works down there…um.. u could be 25 “dating” a 16 yr old, and shit would be cool. Thats the cut off point though, if the guy is any older than its looked at like here in USA, I mean c’mon even 3rd world countries have standards.

    Yes. They’ll put the apostrophe in that bitch too. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • BIGNAT

    “If you believe this girl is of age, you’ve probably also been hoodwinked by a tranny or two. Stop drinking so much. You’ll only keep getting into trouble.”
    ron ron has done it again i must say there is one chick on wshh. i don’t remember her name but she got a tank of a booty. shit homie give me 15 minutes she going wanna take me home with her.

  • Silly Willy

    Funny stuff, Mr Mexx ! Keep’em comin’ !!!

    Let me rephrase this to see if I got it right:

    Un-Amurrrcan: baiting Kells’ (yeah, since we’re on the topic, I’ll put an apostrophe on that bitch too….)

    Amurrrcan: celebutante showin’ they kittens’

    No kiddin’ !!!!

  • http://www.uctf.com Jamal

    “19? Is she 19?”

  • Brooklyn

    the fact that those bunnies may be underage isn’t really surprising. niggas tend to have a thing for underage females. y’all all know that y’all got a cousin who’s thirty with a son who’s seventeen and a baby daddy that’s getting ssi. besides, lying on the internet is just too damned easy. when i was 13 i was looking at naked bitches on the ‘net, all i had to do was check the box that asked if i was 18 or not. that’s all these bitches got to do, TO ENTER THIS SITE YOU MUST BE 18 OR OVER. ARE YOU 18 OR OVER: YES[] NO[]. but i have to admit, there must be something in the milk, because these junior high school girls are built like sherman tanks. i try not to look at them for propriety’s sake, but goddamn! the girls weren’t that thick when i was 12.

    • BIGNAT

      i live acorss the street from a highschool they wanna talk to me i gotta move quick. the one day i stop and talk to one of them i will be in trouble. now my neice she is 12 got a tyra banks like body and i am 6’1 she almost as tall as me. when niggas try to holler at her i am not even mad i just say she is 12 and they move on. she gets mad when i do that she don’t understand.

  • Illegal1

    Yes Yes, finally Venezuela gets some shine. I’ve been fuckin’ with Venezuelan girls for a long time. They build them differently down there, yeah she looks young and may be-but that’s how they all are. NIGGAZ GOTZ TO CHECK ID’Z!!!. I’m planning a trip down there with a few white niggaz from round my way, anyone down? Herbz is chartering a private plane with our dudes Magnum White, Whiteboy Flave and Blanco Strange. Anyone else interested?

    -Illegal1
    wnm09

  • http://www.justice.gov.za GO-Getta’

    Is sad what these companies & internet sites will do 2 gain visits & molla 2 feed the ever growing number of hungry males who relish in this taboo.

    The term “like them young” has never been this wrong.

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  • http://gangstahollywood.com/ TheBigMAnQ

    really tho? i also own GANGSTAHOLLYWOOD you gonna knock that site too?