Once a hoo-er, always a hoo-er

Props to white people for putting Superhead in her place. In the past week or so, she’s been kicked off of at least two different shows she was on to promote her new video ho kama sutra the Vixen Manual, when she objected to the hosts mentioning that she’s basically known for blowing people. Maybe you caught the videos on World Star or Vlad TV.

The first one is my favorite. She was on one of these Good Day Sacramento-style morning shows. It may have even been called Good Day Sacramento. There were two hosts, a man and a woman. The woman seemed bothered by all of the graphic blowjob technique diagrams (who knew there were so many different ways to cop a blowski?), especially given the fact that she was being featured on one of these local Today programs. The guy, whose idea it probably was in the first place, was obviously familiar with Superhead’s reputation in the hip-hop community. He seemed like a cool guy. If he doesn’t already read my site, I might need to email him a link.

He was gonna let her shill for her new book, which is why she was there, but first he needed to explain how in the fuck she got on Good Day Sacramento in the first place, lest people actually think she was some sort of medical professional. They could fuck around and get sued! He started to explain that she went around and blew a buncha rappers and then wrote a book about it, but she wasn’t having it. She cut him off, talking about how she’s a married woman, and she wrote this book as a guide for people in committed relationships, because she didn’t have such a guide when she was out here doing her thing.

To her credit, Karrine Steffans really does talk a good line of bullshit. Of all of the people in hip-hop who ever published a book, I can actually believe she played a role in writing hers. Her English game is impeccable, which is to say she speaks English. She sounds like she went to the same high school I went to. Or perhaps the same high school Wale went to. I can see how that would be off-putting coming from the mouth of a black chick (no Boutros), let alone a black chick who’s known primarily for sucking a mean dick and dancing around almost entirely naked in rap videos.

You’d think it would be easy to explain to her that she needs to stop fronting and shut the fuck up while a man is trying to talk. I could almost even buy that there’s a racial element to Superhead continually being called a hoo-er and having to be put in her place… except for the fact that Superhead really is a hoo-er who needs to be put in her place. This isn’t some legit black feminist being shut down by the black male power structure. I don’t care if she was on Oprah.

Oprah obviously just had her on because she hates black men, because that guy forced her to smoke crack back in the ’70s. In fact, I’m not even sure if I believe that guy forced her to smoke crack. It seemed reasonable enough when I saw that episode, back in the late ’90s, but that was before I had the years of life experience that have led me to realize that Oprah would probably lie about some shit like that. No one ever forced a woman to smoke crack, except for that time Rick James forced a woman to smoke crack. It just goes to show how much I’ve grown in the past 10 years.

But I digress.

In the interest of not giving white people too much credit, which we shouldn’t, I’ll point out that Jamie Foxx been called Superhead on her shit, to use the parlance of Jose Hustle. He once made the mistake of bringing her home from the club, thinking she was just some normal lightskinted black chick who wanted to offer him a blowski. I’m sure that happens to him all the time. Then he realized who she was and had to ask her to leave. He knew better than to actually accept the blowski. I can’t say I would have been as strong as he was.

And therein lies the real tragedy of Superhead. A woman with her looks and her facility with the English language, she could have gotten herself the kind of material bullshit she wanted out of life without becoming the town bicycle. Blowing as many guys as she has is usually the domain of toothless crack hoo-ers over in East Saint, not the kind of woman Jamie Foxx would bring home from the club. The guy makes $20 million a picture – he knows quality when he sees it. Alas, he also knows a hoo-er when he sees one.

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Superhead’s “fame” is the ultimate paradox. She became known because of her amazing techniques, but she can’t go any further or move on for the same reason.

    But, let’s be honest, it’s not like a real American tragedy. I mean, it’s just a chick that gave great head who is now trying to cash in…

  • GRAND PRIXX

    PIERZY!

    HAD 2 SAY IT LOL,BOL B COMING UP WIT SOME CRAZY ASS POSTS N SUPERHEAD NEEDS 2 STOP WIT DIS OPRAH/DR PHIL BULLSHIT CUZ ITS ALL A PLOY 4 MINE(LIKE HOW SHE WAS FUCKING WAYNE N MARRIED 2 EDDIE WINSLOW)GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE LOL

  • GRAND PRIXX

    DAMN! JUS MISSED IT LOL..WUT UP P!

    • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

      What up dude…almost!

  • Vakuru Chaivo

    Bet if she offered bol a free blowski he would not object though

  • http://www.doinalright.com ROX ONE

    “”because that guy forced her to smoke crack back in the ’70s”"

    Crack wasn’t out in the 70′s to my knowledge and my knowledge is extensive.

    • $ykotic

      I was just about to go in on the same topic.

      “that guy forced her to smoke crack back in the ’70s.”

      It was called “freebase” back then. A la Richard Pryor. I would believe her more if she said heroin or PCP.

      On the real, F*CK THAT B*TCH. Point blank.

      • Monty B.

        MONTY B. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

        Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

        *MONTY B.*
        ~I AM HIP HOP~
        ILLADELPHIA PROCRASTINATOR

    • The Spaniard

      Crack didn’t get popular until the ’80′s. Crack, and the concept of cooking crack, has been around forever.

  • Hase

    What’s with the shot at Wale??? lol

  • Avenger XL

    Superhead needs to chill with the respect me now cause I am different act. That is not how fame works chick. How you come on the scene is how you are most remembered. If Soulja boy went to school (gasp) and studied hip-hop, learned cadance and hired primo or 9th wonder. Then recorded a lyrical driven song half the cats would still bag on him for the soulja boy shit from his early career (Note: this is just a illustration of a point soulja boy can’t read at a 3 grade level so all of the above is out of the question).

  • Enlightened

    Speaking of Oprah, fuck her too.

    She openly admits that she was fuckin plenty of niggas when she was about 13/14 years old until she moved with her father and got some “guidance.”

    That’s probably why she so mad at niggas like Luda. Everytime she hears a song talking about hoes suckin dick and gobbling nuts, she has flashbacks.

    • Superstar Extraordinaire

      Co-sign homie… you make some good fucking points…Oprah not liking rappers & shit cuz they speak bout what she used to do

  • william dyno

    “”because that guy forced her to smoke crack back in the ’70s””

    “”Crack wasn’t out in the 70’s to my knowledge and my knowledge is extensive.”"

    ^
    But freebasing was.

  • http://danjlovesthe90s.wordpress.com DANJ!

    That’s what Superhead gets… she purposely and deliberately distanced herself from “black media” because she knew she was gonna get clowned on that front, so then she thought that dealing with white media was going to allow her a clean slate. What she didn’t expect, just like most black people who think they’re bigger than black people, is that they pretty much see her the same way. Nobody cares that she’s married, especially since she’s married to Eddie Winslow’s simpin’ ass… she will always be and has always been Superhead. For all her “reformed” shit, she’s still been on the same shit since the book came out- from suckin’ off Bill Maher, to Bobby Brown to a failed attempt on Jamie Foxx…

    She might as well roll with the punches. She made the choice to write a book about how many dicks she sucked, so now she’s gotta carry it.

    -DANJ!

  • http://youtube.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    You’d think it would be easy to explain to her that she needs to stop fronting and shut the fuck up while a man is trying to talk…
    ^^^^^^^^^

    Real talk, my nigga.

    As for Oprah, co-sign, fuck that hoe. I can’t understand why mufuckaz are so afraid of her, y’know? Remember back in like 2006 when Orlando Jones was tryna pitch a show, but said they wouldn’t spoof Oprah cuz he believed “she could shut shit down”? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, MadTV be spoofin the fuck outta Oprah on the regular… you’on see Dr. Phil complaining (absolutely Oprah).

    Far as Superhead goes… I can see where she’s coming from, but bitch chill… you’re not Melissa Ford. Difference? She was a VIDEO HO who made the transition and YOU ARE A REAL HO that videos hoes only PRETEND to be. You screwed up! Point blank.

    And as far as the teaching techniques to married people get the fuck outta here, too.

    They say you can’t turn a ho into a housewife… you can’t spell housewife without HOE. See? HOusEwife… Housewife ain’t nothing but a househoe anyways. Chuuuch.

    Commission!!! 2 New vlogs up. Youtube.com/federalranga

    • El Tico Loco

      Ahem! Mad TV got cxlld, SNL still in business difference? No Oprah spoofs. You talk about Oprah not liking black dudes? Never seen any latinos on her show unless they snuck George Lopez and it never made Noticiero Telemundo so she must really hate us.

      • $ykotic

        That has me aggie as hell! Mad TV was the jumpoff!

        Bobby Lee is the new John Belushi.

  • El Tico Loco

    It’s funny because she said before that she finds the whole experience “empowering”, which is what a lot of “conservative” freaks be tryin to run by me in this city of Peaches, I must admit if they need to feel “empowered” I wanna be an active motivator a hoe is hoe no matter how you try to rearrange the frame and you gotta let a hoe be a hoe (word to Willie D)

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    Only the Ho-inist of Hoo-ers(Black ones at least…Yeah I said it!) do this shit! they come out all proud and cocky ( badum-dum) that they swallowed all kinda superstar jizz and blew-up then when people call’em on it they act like they too good or ain’t gotta acknowledge it, wtf is that? Bitch that was ya’ proverbial bread and butter. You don’t see Jenna Jameson tellin mofo’s “oh cuz’ I’m rich off teste’ tastin’ you can’t ask me about it”GTFOH! At least cracka-ass cracka hoes admit tyhey esophagus was a black-hole for emissions.I ain’t sayin she gotta wear it (her hoo-erness)as a badge of honor but damn don’t be frontin’ like you Dr.Ruth when you Jadafire.

  • Moving Sideways

    The beautiful thing about this post is that Bol (if you read between the lines) actually has some respect/pity for this woman. Granted, that pity is obfuscated by the term ‘hoo-er’ mentioned a dozen times, but the fact remains.

    Had she not stooped to a taking on a life of video ho-in’, she is the kind of good-looking, reasonably literate, ambitious woman who could have been successful in another endeavor. However, as it sits she has no place busting people’s chops for referring to her as ‘Superhead’. As a matter of fact, she should just do all of her professional business as ‘Superhead’. Fuck it, just embrace it. It does you no good to be bitter about it, just turn into the skid, laugh it off and view it as the thing that gave you the platform to be famous.

    • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

      ^^^
      right! be all the Hoo-er you can while you can!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    A woman demanding sincere respect in the real world by way of being on her knees for nothing more than a shout-out in a song. Paradoxal dichotomy @ it’s finest.

    She’ll probably sell mad books, especially in the White demographic, but a better book to read will be the one written by her adult children, “Why I Never Kissed Mommy On The Lips”.

    • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

      ^^^^^^
      alfamega voice *BOOM!*

  • capcobra

    superhead is more of a hip hop legend than skinny boys.chill rob g.smoothe da hustler.apache.kings of swing and a loooooooooong list of others…so yeah give that bitch some respect….lol.

  • Mutada al sader the king

    Bol, I just got to say that your funny way of spelling this word and others helps me get past my company firewall everytime. My hats off to ya .

    • El Tico Loco

      IDK bout all that,but I find myself using her as point of reference when I try to explain to young uns who Kool G Rap is.

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    I know for a fact that Superhead did not write his first book (which was her most successful book). I know the person who really wrote that book and they are a published author and well known journalist.

  • The Spaniard

    “A woman with her looks and her facility with the English language, she could have gotten herself the kind of material bullshit she wanted out of life without becoming the town bicycle.”

    Hyperbole.

    Her english game is only “excellent” compared to the average under educated bitch known for sucking dick.

  • BIGNAT

    “Oprah obviously just had her on because she hates black men, because that guy forced her to smoke crack back in the ’70s. In fact, I’m not even sure if I believe that guy forced her to smoke crack.” nobody forced super head to suck the glass dick. she was most likely honing her sucking dick skills on his crack pipe. then he put crack in it lit and she just continued on.
    i find it funny she was the one that let everyone know she blowing guys to get where she was at. now she wants everyone to forget what she did. like forget the first book i am a author now. more like you was a undercover ho now you a ho in the light trying to be undercover again. bol i wanna add you have been stepping your blog game up.

  • Silly Willy

    “She cut him off, talking about how she’s a married woman, and she wrote this book as a guide for people in committed relationships, because she didn’t have such a guide when she was out here doing her thing.”
    …………………………………
    Dr Steffan’s approach to therapy is literally dripping with irony.

    Superhead being credible for committed relationship is more of an oxymoron than a moron overdosing on oxycontin.

    “You can’t make a ho a housewife”, word to Dre !

  • sealsaa

    Good post. I’ve been saying this ever since she dropped her first book. Articulate or not, she’s a whore, albeit an educated whore, but a whore all the same, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

    The issue that most people have with her is that she seems to expect some sort of respect and recognition as an author and successful black woman, while vehemently dismissing the very reason she’s famous in the first place.

  • nicholasdelorejo

    First of all I think that all women no matter what age, race, or profession deserve the same humane respect that a man may want. It doesn’t matter if she is a classy woman or a whore, no woman should be viewed to being inferior of respect as a person. Just as long as they are upfront with who they are. If a woman feels she can make a better lifestyle sucking dudes off and being a groupie hoe then I would not disrespect her. Just as long as she doesn’t lie to me and come across as being some inspiring role model that people should revere.

    And that’s what pisses me off about superhead. If you make a book about the number of rappers you fucked, fine. But don’t pretend that your this courageous person who endured the pain of a terrible experience and is writing a book in order to motivate others to avoid this experience. Superhead produced a book that was filled with the thrills of being a dick slurper of famous rappers while painting it as a book to empower women. If you truely care about the effect rap has on young women why not join a feminist group and form protests against the images in rap vids. Or better yet, use your bullshitted status to create a kind of organization to council women who have been affected by the misogamy in Hip hop.

    Now I’m not saying that their are women that have been truly fucked over in hip hop (I don’t really know), but don’t sell me some bullshit that your this inspirational figure whose is selling me a relationship guide when your really a gutter ho whose actually selling women a guide to sucking dick. Hell to be honest I don’t think her fucking a bunch of rappers and putting them on blast was actually wrong on her part. If she had just did that and knew that in her past she was nothing but a whore, I wouldn’t have anything negative to say about her. TO me that doesn’t make her a bad person because she was honest and up front about her past. But when she began to front like she was an innocent victim while the “evil” rappers violently raped her on many occasions, then I lose my respect for her as a woman. If she wants to help or inspire women, go out and actually do it. Not disquising yourself as a role model when your still performing whorish acts.

    • valdez

      ^^^^
      very well said…

  • ?

    Karrine Steffans is one of those people who “speak well”, but when you pick apart what they’re saying its actually a whole bunch of nonsensical bullshytt.
    I hate people like her.
    Im soooo glad she got ethered by those people.
    Who is ever gonna take her seriously?
    I know I won’t.

  • Brooklyn

    it’s not that superhead speaks english that well, it’s just that she got that Florida white girl accent so everything that comes out of her mouth sounds proper. furthermore, when your claim to fame is that you sucked jay-z’s dick in a jeep, irv gotti’s dick in a limo, and had ja rule bang your ass over a three day period in a hotel room, you have to accept that people are going to look at you like a ho. it’s compounded when more people know you by the moniker “superhead” than they do your own name. and as for eddie winslow, i wonder how it feels to know that your wife’s lips were wrapped around half of hip-hop’s dick? i hope he don’t kiss her on the lips, i know she got to be teeming with herpes.

    • BIGNAT

      aww shit eddie went down like that smh

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