Dear Tip…

Last we heard, Alfamega was, well… crying about getting dropped from Grand Hustle for being a Snitchy McRat. However, he’s been pulling himself together and making the colored media rounds in an attempt to salvage his rap career.

[Blogger’s Note: I don’t know nann notta nigga who likes his music.]

Now, Alfadavit is apologizing the best way an unstable bodyguard propped up for T.I.’s protection in close combat situations knows how. He’s writing letters and shit.

Alfamega’s letter, while poorly written, is surprisingly articulate given what I’ve heard from him in the past. While he never denies T.I.’s claims, he makes a few valid points about friendship and all that. And, we all know how friendship and business mix naturally. The only better solution is family and business. I think Biggie once spoke of combining them whenever possible.

What doesn’t make sense is how Alfamega ends a peace treaty to a man locked away—or already home watching Tiny & Toya on the flat screen for all we know—with threats and shit. I guess this is where the whole PTSD thing comes into play. The letter reads as if the “hommie” just snapped midway and decided he needed to take a nigga cornbread right quick.

You would think Alfamega weren’t in the position to levy poorly-veiled threats, ultimatums and whatever else have you. But when you use the apology letter to suggest that you might have to bust a Road to Redemption participant upside the head and wage [*snicker*] catastrophic lyrical warfare, you must know something the rest of us don’t.

[Blogger's Note: That’s how you definitely end up on the no-write list. That’s like getting unfollowed for a prisoner. It hurts more than you could imagine. You all saw the “Remember Me” video.]

Back to the “lyrical pounding”, which sounds like some kind of prison code I must be unfamiliar with. Alfamega might could pound Young Dro into hooking him up with a verse or two, but I’d put a 10 spot on Eli Porter before Grand Hustle’s exiled muscle against The Chopper King.

Eli da bess, you know.

Maybe they could compare secret affidavit stacks or something. I can’t think of any other battle that would put these two on even ground. Can you?

Questions? Comments? Requests? Alfadavit is a great rap name. Somebody get on that. ron@ronmexicocity.com

I wanted to see this nigga’s handwriting… and what he could do without the wonders of spell check.

  • Silly Willy

    Pierzy ???? Oh, well…

    “And, we all know how friendship and business mix naturally. They only better solution is family and business. I think Biggie once spoke of combining them whenever possible.”

    Problem is the dealer knows the crack commandment……the crackhead on the other hand…..

    • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

      What up Willy…appreciate it.

      Alfamega does have some balls on him, doesn’t he? Tip shouldn’t even give this stain a second thought.

      “Back to the “lyrical pounding”, which sounds like some kind of prison code I must be unfamiliar with.”

      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Hahaha I almost fell out of my chair!

      • Silly Willy

        What up, P!

        After my first Pierzy, now I can fuck some thailandese twins in a threesome with the 3-breasted lady from Total Recall in a spaceship landing on Mars and call it quit.

        ha!

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Open Lettaz? Is that whats poppin in tha streets ? wheredeydodat? Man this rap shit is waaay outtabounds,niggas catchin feelins cuz they got kicked out the group,whatever happened to “No Vaseleenin” niggas and keepin it movin?

  • BIGNAT

    Alfadavit LMAO!!!! ron ron he going come at you for that. i remember it was a year or 2 ago when he was getting some fame. he put out a commerical with a number to call if you where a former criminal. you could talk to him so he could help you with your life give you some words of wisdom. i wonder did he use that to turn those people into snitches. or he just helped the police to get them back behind bars.

  • Sleepy Wonder

    “The only better solution is family and business. I think Biggie once spoke of combining them whenever possible”

    LOL Something Like That…

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Man, dude should’ve just got himself a job washing cars or delivering packages & moved on with life. Cats have GOT to have more aspirations in life than to be rappers, don’t they?

    *looks around to count the heads shaking “No”*

    I could see if a nigga was just blessed with some silver tongue [||] & God’s destiny was for him to be Moses Jr or some shit. But, mediocre dudes turning Hip Hop into Custer’s Last Stand? No Dice.

    This whole thing would embarass me way to much to want to keep tossing my hat in the ring. I would’ve bid rap music, Grand Hu$tle, & TI a “Good Day, sir..” & kept it pushing.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      word. he’s beggin to get a new record deal like he’s a rapper or somethin.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        If he were smart, which the jury’s still out on, he would Saigon his career @ this point.

        HBO stays looking for a young, street accredited ex-con to nigger-up a series.

        • Capital G

          That’s fuckin wrong T! Saigon actually put out hot music, check the Yardfather mixtape from when he first came out, that shit is fuego. His career may have gone nowhere fast but he did drop some bangers. Now Alfadavit on the other hand…

        • Parsifal

          Saigon went Bipolar on Atlantic and only had a couple of goodsongs now he’s just another hasben who never was dont make me repost that lip service interview where thretened to punch out one of the hosts. That’s the definiton of self ether not to mention his whole fake Joe Budden beef I eamn comeon how senstive are to qoute the indomnitable Sean Price

          “rappers are actinglike bitchs” that being said Saigon had his shot but through his own Bipoler actions and a declineing music industry his chances went up in smoke (no Dr. Dre)

  • DetroitDraper

    Classic post

  • Shawty J

    You can tell niggas ain’t talented when they get signed by one of their homeboys instead of trying to get their own record deal. But it’s just admitting you’re not taletned when you beg/threaten them to resign you instead of pursing a new record deal.

  • $ykotic

    This n*gga actually wrote a sneak diss letter. Wow.

    Don’t know what is wrong with these Meadowlark Lemon-head ass rapper dudes.

    • Silly Willy

      ^^^^^^^^
      LMAO !!!!

      So I guess the letter was on some (Pimpin’) Curly Neal shit !!!

  • 619

    The shit that had me rollin’ was when he wrote “24/7 I was on call for you pimp”. hahaha. Sound just like he was a stand up hoe for Tip. Damn, I need another one of those in my stable of thoroughbreads. hahahaha.

  • GIBZ

    [Blogger’s Note: I don’t know nann notta nigga who likes his music.] haha this shit had me rollin from the start MEX

    “Now, Alfadavit….” hahahah stop it!!!

    “The letter reads as if the “hommie” just snapped midway and decided he needed to take a nigga cornbread right quick.” hahah he did didnt he? I was thinkin “wow this is an apology?” lol

    “If he were smart, which the jury’s still out on, he would Saigon his career @ this point.

    HBO stays looking for a young, street accredited ex-con to nigger-up a series.”

    wow Grand$, the trues shit ever spoke.

    Shouts to Eli. I DEEEED IT!!

  • http://www.jamal7mile.blogspot.com Jamal7Mile

    That was the most eloquent, loquacious, most articulate “I’ma kick you in yo ass!” letter I’ve ever read. Since when did a goon’s terrorist threats and declarations of war start getting translated and dictated by obviously high-powered lawyers?

    I am already pre-laughing at what T.I.’s tactfully diplomatic “Go fuck yo mama!” letter is going to look like.

    Is this the new thing in the streets??

  • *BLOCK*

    BLOCK BITCH!!!!!!!

    I DON’T CO-SIGN HIS SNITCHING BUT I READ THE LETTER AND HE MADE SOME RELEVANT POINTS…HE DID PUT HIMSELF IN THE LINE OF FIRE FOR T.I EVEN WHEN HE PROBABLY DIDN’T HAVE TO AS A FRIEND SO NATURALLY HE WOULD EXPECT THE SAME THING BACK…THE PART ABOUT THE LIL DUDE RUNNING UP ON HIS DAUGHTER AT THE SKATING RINK…100000000000% VIOLATION(DONT THINK I WOULD HAVE WROTE ABOUT IT TILL AFTER I WHOOPED HIS HEAD LOL) I DONT THINK T.I WILL RESPOND….THEN IMAGINE HOW HIS STOCKS GO UP AFTER HE WHOOP UP ON THE EX-GRAND HUSTLE MUSCLE TURNED GRAND JURY LYRICALLY FROM THE PEN…WE ALL REMEMBER HOW SHINE GOT PUT INTO A BRIEF MEGA-UNDERGROUND-STARDOM AFTER THE PENITENTIARY FREESTYLE AND ALBUM OH WELL

    “MOTHERFUCK THE WAGON COME JOIN THE BAND-DRE 300″

    *BLOCK*
    ~FRONT LINE ALLIANCE~
    CAROLINA SURVIVOR
    D.O.C (DEATH OF COMMISSION)COMING SOON!!!!

  • yoprince

    this nigga said “Alfadavit”

    if that aint some classic shit…

  • Grimey G

    Alfamega did get screwed over in this deal. TI kicked him out without ever even talking to him and letting him explain his side of the story. His past loyalty should have earned him that. TI is just super sensitive about the snitching issue (I wonder why)and didn’t want any association with it whatsoever and in the process of distancing himself he fucked over his friend. I like of TI says “he wasn’t honest with us” or whatever like what is Alfa gonna say, “Oh yea by the way I snitched on a heroin dealer 10 years ago, just thought you should know?”

  • Worley

    “The letter reads as if the ‘hommie’ just snapped midway and decided he needed to take a nigga cornbread right quick.”

    No question. I thought the letter turned into a lot of slick talk halfway through and the postscript was a straight threat. Alfadavit took one step forward and two steps back with that one.

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    F-UC-KIN GURL!!!!

    ain’t this nigga from philly!?, you betta go all lead pipe and chain rope happy on some of them Grand hustle hoes over there! writing letters and shit like y’all boyfriend/girlfriend

    do you still wanna be friends? Mark one.

    [] Yes

    [] NO

    F-U-CK-ING GAY!!!!!

    THIS NIGGA HOOD PASS HAS BEEN REVOKED AND SACRIFICED TO THE STREET GODS RICH AND PO!!

    • Grimey G

      His hood pass has been revoked? Ok how bout you go tell him that to his face. This motherfucker did 9 years hard time and he’s about 6’8 320. He did a fucked up thing when he snitched to get his sentenced reduced but I would imagine 9 fuckin years can wear on even the toughest nigga and make him desperate. If his “hood pass” is getting revoked its not gonna be by any bitchass blogger

      • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

        ^^^^
        I get this from a commenter named Grimey G?

        Do you and ya’ pops a favor, kill ya self!!

        Your obvious yet pathetic attempt to gain some sort of online “rep” is asinine at best but I do appluad your tom-foolery for it’s my sure delightment to ether you.Okay Grimey G we get it! you follow the the code of the streets ethos to the fullest from your Dell lap top and we should all cower at your thuggish presence(oooohh scary). While it pleasures you in some sick manner which I’ll leave for your therapist to sort out to revel in male attention it seems more of a cry for attention then an insult when you speak.So please enjoy this small amount of attention you were not afforded as a molested foster child. I’ll pray for you and your step pops who obviously did you as you say….GRIMEY.

    • Enlightened

      Po??
      Do you know how many muthafuckas HE snitched on? What is your point with that shit?

  • Enlightened

    Back on your bullshit huh?
    Please folks, all the coon ass nigga language you be trying to slip in is not funny

    I know you intend it to make fun of other niggas, but that shit make you look stupid

    that “nann notta” shit and all that is not funny homie, for real. That shit is very corny. It actually make you look like one of these dudes who is actually white or grew up like the Huxtables, and just wants to be “down”

  • DazzOne

    Alfadavit was nothing more than a super-sized weed carrier. This is business. Get over it. Nothing personal.

    The boy Penn was on point: you can’t spell ‘thugs’ without ‘hugs’.