Alfamega Presents: Snitching vs. Lying

“A lot of people don’t pay attention. They read, but they don’t understand… They hear, but they don’t listen.”Alfamega, EweToube

Of course. That must be the problem. We’re not paying close enough attention. Alrighty, then…

I’m watching this nigga Alfadavit cocking his head, talkin about, “Let’s get it right right now.” I’m like, “Awwww, shit. We finna get ourselves a good old-fashioned talkin’ to!” I expect this nigga to debunk allegations of snitching *snicker*, or at least deny that he’s a snitch like every other negro entertainer in the public eye who finds his all-important street credibility under attack.

Instead we get what I should have expected in the first place—the ramblings of a simpleton caught up in the Hollywood Paradox. [name that rapper-ternt-actor] Oh, he denies being a snitch. He just uses inexplicable Alfa-logic to do so. Does Alfadavit really think suggesting that a writer confusing the type of drug in his snitching allegations absolves him of guilt? Wow. This nigga thought he could walk free in the court of public opinion on a technicality.

See, that’s the thing about the media. They be twissin’ yo’ words and shit…

“I ain’t snitched on the dude. I lied on this dude.” -Alfamega

As you can see, there’s no opportunity for evil cracker-ass media word twisting here. You’ve watched Alfadavit explain the fuckery leading up to telling on another game-involved nigga to the authorities, which—whether lying or not—is snitching. You’ve also watched him snitch on the man who got him to snitch. That doesn’t sound potentially dangerous at all.

Best of all, you’ve also just watched Alfadavit admit to having perjured himself on camera. The man’s got enough missteps to climb Stone Mountain. He also looks like a gimpy Fred Sanford undergoing steroid withdrawal, but that’s neither here nor there.

I mean, we shouldn’t be really making fun of… special people like this, should we?

After viewing Alf’s explanation video, I can’t help but wonder what he expected to gain by getting on camera for 10 minutes saying the dumbest shit possible?

As you all already know, I don’t condone the way T.I. has handled Alfadavit’s “rap career”, but at the same time, I don’t know if I could carry a strange, unstable nigga like him around. Alfadavit is clearly a man with special needs and shit. This situation is what niggas get when they insist on adding non-musicians to musical ensembles.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Shouts to the homie Nygel for hittin me with the video link. ron@ronmexicocity.com

I got a reality show pilot for Alfa. We can call it Let’s Make A Deal”… and…

  • *BLOCK*

    BLOCK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!1

    YEA ITS BOUT A WRAP FOR THE GUY…I JUST WANT TO SEE IF T.I WILL RESPOND

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    CAROLINA SURVIVOR

  • $ykotic

    Mexx that oxymorphine will have you floating! That’s why hospitals and doctors really don’t want to refill that prescription!

    “Best of all, you’ve also just watched Alfadavit admit to having perjured himself on camera.”

    If anyone failed to catch that, you lost. There are no stature of limitations on perjury. AND THIS N*GGA IS ON CAMERA!

    Xtra ridonkulous fail!!!

    • http://xxl gside

      Yeah but I bet thy treat that different as long as you lying for them and not against them , you know do as I say not as I do.

      • $ykotic

        “I bet THEY treat that different as long as you lying for them and not against them…”

        Of course my dude. Welcome to Bob barker’s “Let’s Make A Deal”.

  • Medina

    Youtube: DDN kryptonite

  • vhingrhamesonyo’momma

    *watches in amazement as Affidavit digs a deeper grave*

    somebody get this nigga a pillow and a pistol.

  • JASON WILLIAMS

    FUCK THA COMMISSION DOG,we riding on these bitchasses, ALFADAVIT THOUGH is trying to retract the previous statements made about him; ha; guy has no clue what he is saying, what an ignorant SOB; he should have been in the tourney XXL had… PIERZY is a transsexual, and RON MEXICO sucks him off; food for thought..

    MODERN WARFARE DOGGG, ALL DAY EVERYDAY

  • http://Pierzy11@gmail.com Pierzy

    Who knew Alfamega was like Wesley Snipes’ character in White Men Can’t Jump? “You can’t hear Jimmy!”

  • capcobra

    the definition of alfamega is the beginning and the ending of self by self..something like suicide…and in spanish i think it means to end your own career before it starts….i’m still tripping off the video letter..he even snitched on niguz at the bottom of the letter…smh…wtf?…what happen to the tuff guy that was eating pepper spray at the shawty lo show?

  • Master Cheef

    damn, ron. i saw the video last night and you just said everything i was thinking about it, even down to the redd foxx comparison. that nigga done aged about 20 years in 2 months.

    the best part to me though was how he kept saying, “boom.” that was hilarious.

    boom

  • Enlightened

    Corny ass nigga.
    But anyways, thanks for blogging on this, cause I needed to let out my frustration about this…

    When I watched it, I felt sorry for the nigga. Having to explain and seek the approval of a nation of corny ass phony ass muthafuckas.
    I’m tired of all these phony ass niggas running around talking about who’s “snitching.”

    First off if you’re not from the hood, shut the fuck up.

    If you are from the hood, YOU KNOW PLENTY OF NIGGAS WHO SNITCHED. You didn’t shoot them when you found out, you didn’t punch them, you didn’t slap them, hell, YOU DIDN’T EVEN CALL THEM A SNITCH TO THEY FACE. SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU??

    Probably 80% of niggas who catch dope cases nowadays snitch. I know plenty who have for sure, and it’s like that in your hood too.

    When are we going to ask, what kind of fuckin sense does it make to give somebody reduced time for telling on somebody else? Doesn’t that seem odd to you?

    I never sold dope in my life and thank God.

    ALL OF THESE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO CAUGHT A DOPE CASE AND ARE NOT IN THE PEN SNITCHED!

    If you know a muthafucka caught a real dope case, and he got out without doing A LOT of time, and you didn’t shoot him, punch him, slap him or call him a snitch to his face…

    then SHUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS FAKE ASS TOUGH GUY-TYPING-ON-THE-COMPUTER-LOOKING ASS UP.

    Divide and conquer (the war on drugs version)

    • Jack Tripper

      “If you are from the hood, YOU KNOW PLENTY OF NIGGAS WHO SNITCHED….Probably 80% of niggas who catch dope cases nowadays snitch. I know plenty who have for sure, and it’s like that in your hood too.”

      LOL! You damn right about that though. I don’t fuck around anymore but I keep up with what’s going on in my old neighborhood. I hear about who done snitch on who and what not. The funny thing is that those people who’re doing the snitching still hang around the crew when I do come around.

      All that “Stop Snitchin” shit is a joke. And the one hollerin that probably don’t know what are real snitch is in the first place.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Wow. The ultimate tale of the has-been who never was.

    I bet a Filet ‘O’ Fish meal that TIP was glad all this came to light. That was his “unstable nigga” exit strategy; a good enough reason to let this dude kick rocks. Aside from the one’s Cliff was slanging & all.

    Guys like that are a liability in the rap world, but in real life they’re dangerous. Not cognizant enough to understand the depth of his missteps. Definitely not a nigga you travel the world with. Fuck around & get murked by the KGB or some shit behind his moronic rabble-rousing.

    He should’ve learned from T.I., shit’s way deeper than rap.

  • Enlightened

    P.S.

    He snitched. OK. What do we call what the little pea-head, poindexter, looking white nerdy muthafucka sitting at his computer working for the Smoking Gun did?
    Are we mad at him?
    Should he watch his back too?

    This muthafucka ended probably any hope of Alfamega making significant money, which would feed other people too (you know, his family).

    Alfamega fucked up years ago. OK. Some white muthafucka did what…snitched? told? exposed? Whatever… and you don’t even know his name. You don’t even want to know his name. He’s going home to his family eating good off shutting that nigga’s life down. Meanwhile, thousands more niggas are running around snitching every day.

    Yeah just sit back and laugh at Alfamega. It’s real funny right

    • http://xxl gside

      You got it fuck up it’s every non snitching motherfucker job to expose rat . How can you even try to give this motherfucker cover buy saying the dude that out him is a rat if nobody says shit about them how will we no there a rat . That’s every hard working criminals “Duty” is to call them like you see them . But thinking about that lame ass excuse you just came up with you must be one two .

      • Enlightened

        Ok, so how many snitches have you exposed? You mean to tell me you don’t know any snitches?

        If you say you don’t, you have no business speaking on this shit because you’re not from the soil

        If you say you do, then shut the fuck up.

        Either way, THE MAJORITY of these niggas who caught dope cases snitched, and you didn’t do shit, I didn’t do shit, so stop getting on the computer talking shit.

      • Enlightened

        And…
        no, corny ass nigga it ain’t every “hard-working criminals duty” to call them like you see them. THEY SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM STUPID ASS NIGGA!
        That’s my point.
        I watched too many people fuck up they lives over that bullshit dope money that don’t last, so I wasn’t touching it, and never had no reason to snitch…

        but once again, I know plenty niggas who did, and the streets know, and they walking around healthy as a muthafucka and ain’t nobody laid one hand on ‘em.

        I ain’t giving him cover, he did some bullshit and got caught.

        BARACK OBAMA OPENLY ADMITS HE USED TO SNIFF COCAINE BUT GUESS WHAT – he didn’t get caught and now he the president. Do you know how many muthafuckas is in prison for cocaine possession just because they HAPPENED TO GET CAUGHT.
        So he better than them because he didn’t get caught?
        Fuck outta here. It’s all the same.
        I’m saying Alfamega is no worse than the snitching ass niggas walking around in your face and you ain’t saying shit to them nigga. Say something to one of them and then get back on the computer and talk that bullshit.

        • http://xxl gside

          First of all you don’t know my file so who are you to say what I did or didn’t do. Hell yeah I call a rat motherfucker out any day you can kill the nigga or not kill the nigga that’s the goal is not to fuck with them . A motherfucker I was real close to turn out to be a rat I told “EVERY ” body I know this nigga a rat we got beef to this fucking day the fuck you talking about .Them bitch ass nigga you fuck with should have know you do the crime you do the time that’s what my old head taught me somebody probably told you boys that shit but they weren’t listen . The shit ain’t no game it’s big business on both side sell shit and locking motherfucker up for sell it so don’t play innocent like you haven’t been see people go to jail seance the early 80′s nigga please . You brad new motherfucker want to change the game but it will always be the same they taught us not to snitch in church when I was growing up , it was a song that went like united we stand divide we fall that some strong shit right there. The younger generation problem is me first attitude if you say fuck everybody else all the time when you get pinch you going to say fuck everybody else You just seem to go out your way to condone ratting and that ain’t cool . People need a clear definition of what a rat is it ain’t rat telling people this nigga a rat .

        • $ykotic

          No disrespect to either of you.

          BUT IN ’88 PLUS THE CURRICULUM WAS TO HAVE THE NEW GENERATION ACCEPT THE GAY MENTALITY, AND SNITCH. DIDN’T THEY HAVE A SLOGAN IN SCHOOL?

          “….., GO AND TELL!!!” MY DAUGHTER WOULD RECITE THAT GARBAGE AND I HAD TO DEPROGRAM HER! BACK IN MY DAYS A SNITCH WOULD HAVE THEIR HEAD DELIVERED TO THEIR MAMA.

          THIS N*GGA DRY SNITCHING ON HIMSELF ON CAMERA FOR WHAT??? A NEW DEAL? N*GGA GO HEAL YOUR ANKLES FIRST. F*CK WHAT THE MASSES THINK.

          YET WHAT I DO SEE IS THAT HE’S PLEADING FOR “MERCY”. REPERCUSSIONS ARE COMING FOR THE KARMA HE PRODUCED WHEN ALL HE HAD TO DO IS PERFECT HIS CRAFT IN THE STUDIO.

          POINT BLANK.

        • Monty B.

          You had a daughter in ’88? How old are you?

    • Detroit P

      Truth.

  • http://callmephlip.blogspot.com/ Phlip

    Alfamega ended his OWN chances of making real money by being in position to be exposed as a snitch, liar and now idiot.
    It seems that “idiot” supersedes the former 2, considering that he he has apparently gone on a video and admitted to perjury.
    Sorry, dude, I have no pity for him to wallow in.

  • http://XXLmag.com PerfectPoints357

    I thought dude was smoked out fa real. But what most folks fail to see is that dude is crying out for some help. God forbid but dude is headed down a bad road. He was actually caught up in the world of entertainment. Dude talks about how his money is fucked up now and shit like that, what would his excuse have been when it really came down to it when he was holdin it down for his boy. What would he have done when it really came down to having to lay a nigga down cause he was ridin fa his patna. What these niggas fail to realize is that they have been blessed with a means to get out of the hood and stop doin the street shit. If im makin millions which obviously this dude wasnt but if i was makin millions, short from puttin ya hands on me or my Fam nigga you could say whatever the hell you wanted to about me. Yeah its a code to tha streets and thangs like that but there is nothing that could make me jeopardize what ive got except the things listed above. I said all that to say this what would he have done and what situation would he have been in if it had actually come down to it one of those times when TIP called him to come get his back?

  • $ykotic

    WHEN WILL HEADS REALIZE THE RAP GAME AIN’T WHAT IS CRACKED UP TO BE?!!

    THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER JOBS THAT GET YOU GUARANTEED $ IF YOU LEARN THE CRAFT.

    F*CK A RAPPER. BE A MAN AND HANDLE YOURS.

    THE INDUSTRY IS SH*T NOWADAYS ANYWAY. AND THE 80′S HAD BETTER DRUGS THAN NOW. THE NEW GAME IS DRY SNITCHING? E-THUGS AND BANGING? GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSH*T.

    N*GGAS CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DON’T “GET ON”? 300K IS THE NEW PLATINUM? YOU DON’T GET NO PLAQUE FOR THAT.

    THE PEOPLE AIN’T RIDING WITH YOU. STEP IT UP OR GO FIND ANOTHER JOB.

    • http://XXLmag.com PerfectPoints357

      Thats real talk $yk if only cats would open they eyes.

  • Silly Willy

    “A lot of people don’t pay attention. They read, but they don’t understand… They hear but they don’t listen.” –Alfamega

    I’d be concerned with the people listening but not hearing shit, but that’s just me of course…….

  • $ykotic

    YEAH I’M ALL CAPS TODAY.

    ALL MY DUDES PEEP THE DROP I LEFT OVER ON THE SKYZOO BLOG.

    IT’S TIME FOR JEWELS, NOT FOOLS…

  • BIGNAT

    “I ain’t snitched on the dude. I lied on this dude.”
    perjured himself this asshole hung himself out to dry. you would think someone who has been around the law as much as Alfadavit would know better.

  • SCOTTDROP

    have any of you people ever even been locked up before?

  • SCOTTDROP

    if you haven’t been locked up you can’t see Alfs situation

  • mazemayhim

    After looking @ Alfadavit(niggas hurt for that nickname lol) on WorldStar, all I can think of is this line, “they tell u ‘keep it gangsta’ no matter the predictament, even though your decision won’t help your benefit…” and niggas dissed the NASTRADAMUS album smh *evil villian voice* fools!

  • Enlightened

    @ G-Side

    I don’t know why it won’t let me respond under your post but…

    Love my nigga. I take back calling you all out ya name and shit. I usually don’t do that bullshit on a blog, but we basically see the same thing and handle it different ways

    Yeah I seen all these niggas going in and out but I know for me, it got to the point where so many niggas snitchin, I’m only talking to my closest niggas about it, because the nigga I might see and say “so and so snitchin” probably already did!

    I swear I done been in a room talking openly with niggas and said something about somebody I knew was snitchin and seen muthafuckas get a funny look on they face like it was a snitch (or snitches) in the room and everybody knew it except me. I’m like what the fuck?!

    Shit is crazy man, but I mainly got upset about these niggas who come on the internet talking tough about it like they gon’ do something or somebody need to do something to Alfamega, but ain’t doing shit about it in they own hood.

    I definitely don’t condone that bullshit, I just know it’s so many niggas who do or have done it, it’s a wrap. It’s almost pointless to keep talking about the shit

    • $ykotic

      @ Enlightened

      That was some real sh*t fam. ‘Nuff respect.

      They didn’t post my reply to y’all’s convo but you flavored it. One of my dudes caught 12 yrs FOR NOT SNITCHING BUT WAS IN A PHOTO, but another clown got his brains splattered for 3 vials. In the summertime in front of err’body, mafia style. Last month. No dry cleaning ya heard?

      Both of y’all are correct.

      ALWAYS TAKE A STEP BACK AND LOOK AT THE BOX FROM THE OUTSIDE.

      PEACE

      • Enlightened

        Peace

  • Big Gools

    Hey Mex, when are you going to speak on the fuckery that Steph Marbury served up this weekend. Or is that one just too easy?

  • Shawty J

    This nigga needs to go somewhere and sit down, he’s obviously not competent enough to defend himself from accusations of snitching. “I didn’t snitch, I lied.” Either way he’s a snake who messed up some other nigga so he’d stay out of jail.

  • Avenger XL

    Look folks the whole stop snitching idea is stupid. If you do dirt to make a quick come up. You better do it by yourself or you stand a big chance of being snitched out. There is no G code amoung petty crooks like the ones that rappers pretend to be or suprisingly was in some cases. A code of conduct only stands for an organized body. Most of the streets are controlled by the eye for an eye ideal. So you are dealing with cats on an individual bases with no controlling or governing body like say what the mob had. It was in there better interest not to talk if someone got pinched because that could EFF up the whole operation. But some small time cat getting caught with his knuckle head friends for holding yep there is a good chance he may sell you up the river. Hell even the Mob snitched each other out each just human nature. No true honor amoung theives cause if they had honor they wouldn’t be theives.

  • http://www.evilmonito.com DM

    Alf snitching is like corps laying people off–just a good excuse to drop dead weight.