Did Will.I.Am beat up Perez Hilton?

I was all set to give Will.I.Am props for committing a hate crime against Perez Hilton, but come to find out, he almost certainly didn’t.

I saw the headline on the Vlad TV blog that says that Perez says that Will.I.Am attacked him, and it seemed likely to me for the following reasons:

1) I’m a little bit racist like that. When I hear a rapper beat someone up, my natural tendency is to believe it’s true, even if it’s someone from the Black Eyed Peas.

2) I know the Black Eyed Peas used to be on Ruthless, and I’ve long suspected that this wasn’t just because Eazy-E had more eclectic tastes in music than you’d think.

3) Will.I.Am went on Real Time with Bill Maher during the election and attempted to defend religion (as most guests on Real Time are forced to, at some point or another) on the basis that he was raised by his religious grandma. So, we know he’s not working with the most sophisticated thought process.

Then I read the series of tweets (nullus), on the Vlad TV blog, and I began to question the validity of Perez’ claim. The first dead giveaway is the fact that he took to Twitter, talking about how Will.I.Am and his goons roughed him up and how he was bleeding, rather than just call the police. As if someone who just so happened to be reading his Twitter in the wee hours of Monday morning was supposed to call the police for him.

And then, from what I understand, a shedload of people did end up calling the police. Perez probably has as many followers as Diddy, or Ashton Kutcher or somebody. And you know these fruits – they probably thought someone was trying to pull a Matthew Shepard on ol’ Perez. Will.I.Am better be glad this shit took place in Toronto, and not LA, or else the teh ghey mafia would have shown up and busted a cap in his ass before he had a chance to get a word in edgewise.

Later, Perez says he did call the police, and that people should stop calling them, but it’s only after he said he spoke to his lawyer. Then he urged people to stop calling the police for him, and said he wouldn’t be discussing the matter any further. Hmm…

It sounded to me like Perez might have been pissed at Will.I.Am, for whatever reason, and tried to make it sound like Will.I.Am attacked him. Then he had to go into damage control mode, once he realized people were actually taking him seriously.

Directly below the series of tweets from Perez is a series of updates from Will.I.Am’s shiny new Twitter. He only joined the service just now, to conduct a little damage control of his own. The fourth tweet, after ensuring Saigon whore Tila Tequila (whom you might remember from one of the very few non-black, if not non-ethnic covers of King – I was actually in that issue) that he wasn’t guilty of hate crime, is a link to a video in which Will.I.Am explains what really happened.

He says that him and the Black Eyed Peas were in Canada for some awards show. They went to an after party, and Fergie approached Perez, with whom she has beef, perhaps for posting those pictures of her pissing her pants while trying to perform high on meth. Perez wasn’t having any of that, and started going right back at Fergie. You know teh ghey guys will start arguing with a woman as if they were a woman themselves. I can only imagine the hilarity that would have ensued if that particular exchange erupted in fisticuffs.

Later, at another after party, Will.I.Am took Perez to task for getting all up in Fergie’s face with the disrespect. To which Perez responded by calling Will.I.Am a faggot. Then someone other than Will.I.Am must have slapped Perez and caused his gums to bleed, because he’s got some sort of VD. Will.I.Am makes it sound as if it was one of his fans, who saw Perez call him a fag, and decided to take matters into his own hands. I can only hope one of my own fans would have done the same thing.

TMZ, meanwhile, maintains that Perez is claiming that Will.I.Am is the one who laid the smack down, but it isn’t clear to me if Perez told them that, or if they’re just going off of his tweets. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s the latter. Perez probably knows better that to stick his foot in his mouth any further at this point. It sounds like Will.I.Am didn’t do shit to him, and Perez might have been to trying to frame him for a hate crime. In fact, it makes you wonder how many of these so-called hate crimes are really just teh ghey guys trying to bait people.

  • LOL

    is it a hate crime if Will.i.am dresses like a fruit?

    • felipesiny

      word! it hate crime if will.i.am dresses like a fruit if you put both together will.i.am and fruit cake side by side , you think they were both fruity cakes real talk. im not knocking will.i.am but shit he is straight fucking pop hop. i don’t blame him, hip-hop is too fucking popular.. when i was growing up doing hip-hop it was like you were part of secret club now anyone can join the club with out doing their home work

  • Pierzy

    will.i.am wouldn’t even snuff a punching bag. Dude’s weak in every sense of the word…

    • $ykotic

      Naw ya’ll don’t remember that “Punk’d” epsiode when BEP went bonkers on that team?

      That was a big thing. Bing(let google breathe) that.

      I would not put it past him/them.

  • giantstepp

    Weak shit Bol! Get off your azz and come with some good content. You must be tring to make your monthly quota again!

  • florida power&light

    I can only hope one of my own fans would have done the same thing.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I got ya back……like Cam at the Rutgers!

  • felipesiny

    word! it hate crime if will.i.am dresses like a fruit if you put both together will.i.am and fruit cake side by side , you think they were both fruity cakes real talk. im not knocking will.i.am but shit he is straight fucking pop hop. i don’t blame him, hip-hop is too fucking popular.. when i was growing up doing hip-hop it was like you were part of secret club now anyone can going the club with out doing their homework.

    • geico lizard

      Perez called Will a fag so the clothes threw him off. His gaydar told perez Will was a powerbottom,no fishsticks.

  • fredMS

    if it means anything i would notify the authorities for u bol

  • http://xxlmag.com Cal

    I would only hope will.i.am put his put on perez’s ass! There’s few people i’d like to see get stomped on more than limbaugh or hannity and this fruit’s one of em!!

    • http://xxlmag.com Cal

      I meant foot!! Yikes

  • Karma’sAbitch

    “is it a hate crime if Will.i.am dresses like a fruit?”

    Are you implying that if Will.I.am didn’t dress fruity, then it would be a hate crime?

    If someone assaulted Perez because he’s a faggot, then it would be a hate crime, but when someone attacks him for beeing an obnoxious bitch, then its just a crime/assault… (I don’t understand why anyone would even mention hate crimes in connection with this shit)

  • PePe

    Does anyone else see the irony in Will.I.Am from the BLACK EYED peas giving Perez Hilton a BLACK EYE???????????

    Let’s call him a BLACK EYED PENIS!

  • newyawka631

    WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WILL.I.AM…….DID U SEE HIS PICTURE,IN DA WORST DRESSED BLOGGGG….. HE’S SO SO GAY

  • Crown Heightz

    will.i.am is a bitch, black eye peas are a bitch made group, and the idea of him punching anybody is ridiculous. what probably happened was will.i.am was trying to rap to perez hilton but perez don’t go for brothers and so will.i.am got mad and bitch slapped him. we all know gay dudes have a tendency to exaggerate.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Now I’m wondering, if Fergie had a “beef” with Ms. Hilton, how come she didn’t just slap shim herself?

    Is Will.I.Am really the type of dude you get to back you up? Seems like she wouldve gotten that quiet, asian-looking cat instead. No racism.

    This galguy seems like an opportunity for some young unknown to make a name for himself. Slap Hilton across shis lip gloss & let him scream & flail dramatically about them across the ‘Net. Instant celebrity.

  • Mutada al sader the king

    $ykotic !! Thats the new shit, I’m a have to take that from you.. -> “Bing(let google breathe)”, Its a good engine

    • $ykotic

      Sounds fly ass hell too.

      U get your Commission flag.

      ❝C⇪❞

  • BGZ

    Am I the only one who wishes if Perez Hilton was sent to Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan/any other country with an empathy to Sharia law?

    He could just act normal and be offed in notime.

    Instead, he’s terrorizing average America’s good taste through the media with the help of the ‘pink mafia’ and challenging a decision made by a democratic vote (Prop-8).
    You know you fucked up if I agree with Bill O’Reilly about you.

    will.i.am, meanwhile IS dressing/acting/talking like a fruit; I called it early.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    “You know you fucked up if I agree with Bill O’Reilly about you.”
    ^^^^LMAO

    The lowlights of a Hershey Highway blogganista.

    $100,000 to the first “superstar” that brings me Perez’ pink-streak. & not anyone who can yank out because they happen to straddle him from behind [||].

    Opps, that’s half of Hollywood……

  • BIGNAT

    HEH GUYS I WAS JUST TOLD BUCK NAKED PICS OF CALI AT MEDIA TAKE OUT

  • http://xxl All Dae

    Yeah fruits are looking for any attentions to hide the fact that they don’t fit in anyways.

  • vhingrhamesoyomomma

    a yo will is from the ‘jects let us not forget! jus’ cuz’ he wierd as shit don’t mean you wont catch dat’ good C. brown at any given time feel me? and this jus add to his gangster makin his mans tak the blame and all. I mean come really the begining of the group name is black eyes!!so who want it! will pop-lock the shit out you nucca!