Hip-Hop’s 10 Worst Dressers

Fashion sense is like common sense, not too many people have it. Keeping that in mind, Big Smiley and his fashion team bring you hip-hop’s worst dressers. Here it is…


10. CAM’RON-“No ribs, no rice, no champagne…you don’t eat nuffin”!!!!!!!


9. THE DREAM- And the no swag award goes to…


8. KELIS- “Don’t mind me it’s laundry day.”


7. LIL’ KIM-Dominatrix anyone?


6. BUSTA RHYMES- Sometimes you can be loud without saying a word.


5. will.i. am- “I will make this outfit work.”


4.LIL MAMA-“What do you mean, I got dressed in the dark?”


3.T-PAIN- Sometimes less is more.


2. SOULJA BOY- Label whore, money doesn’t buy you fashion sense.


1. Taz Arnold- “I’m dead serious.”

  • dameSTATUS

    Why won’t you let Lil Mama be GREAT???

    • Maztuhmind

      because she’s to busy being an annoying mosquito looking mc who can’t rap for shit.

      on another note, i think some of the best dressed in hip hop are lupe fiasco, kanye west, common, andre 3000, t.i., jay-z, and lil wayne.

      • EReal

        HEY! Lil Mama is everyone’s FAVORITE teen aged pterodactyl! How dare you sir~

  • Pierzy

    Kanye?

    • Azhar

      Where’s the pic of Kanye at the Grammy’s wit the white tux w/ tails and the red shirt wit da leather gloves…LMFAO

      • EReal

        Wheres that pic of Kanye….

        thats it,… just fill in the blank.

  • Ash

    Pharrell!!!! jesus!

  • Federal Ranga

    Dame, WTF is wrong with you? Great at WHAT? She dresses like a Fruit Colada at a South Beach club, America’s Best Dance Crew ain’t on TV and her album, if it ever came out, went Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese. G-Slide to that, Jackass.

    I’d say about 3/4 of hip hoppers can’t dress worth shit anyways. I could expand this list 40 more slots in my sleep.

  • El Tico Loco

    Isn’t that the same crew from the Kanye gayfish episode in the exact same gear?

    • BIGNAT

      man tico kanye crew is scaring me you don’t know what is going come out those suitcases. when you see a crew like that coming down the street you don’t fear for your life or money. you fear that your asshole going be taken.

      • EReal

        Kanye lookin like the Borat movie, gonna bust out a 2 foot rubber fist out that suitcase like BLAM BLAM! We Gayngstas!

        • LAJIKAL REASONZ

          LOL!!!!!!!!OH SHIT! I CANT BREATH…LOL!!!!

  • real talka

    Cam’ron is the flyest dresser in the rap game, fuck yall niggaz talkin bout.

    • http://xxl Born

      that shit he has on is wack slim!

    • http://xxl Born

      leave it up to a ny dude two wear two different shade of the same color! just because it is the same color does not mean the it matches!

      • DetroitDraper

        Cam do be kinda FRESH…yessir I’m bringin it back lol

  • http://twitter.com bossbags

    Will I Am should defintely be number 2 I thought he should be number 1 but I totally forgot about this Taz Arnold dude, and quiet as kept nothing about that dude says Hip Hop!

  • http://twitter.com/bossbags bossbags

    Where is gnarls barkley? I would say ceelo green but both them dudes are… *blink blink*

  • maCaso

    Soulja boy looks like a 10 year old and Will.I.Am looks F&%#ing g@y

  • Detroit P

    Fashion sense is like common sense, not too many people have it.
    ^^^
    that sentence seems flawed…if not too many people have common sense, then how is it common?

    • Ace Boogie

      thats some deep shit dawg lol………im serious

    • LAJIKAL REASONZ

      DATS REAL FUCKIN TALK…

  • http://thepiratebay.org/user/MaxProfit Max Profit

    Cam and Soulja Boy Dont belong on this list!

    I would replace them with Weezy & Kanye.

    But you got 8 really really bad dressers on this list lol!!!

    • http://xxl Born

      cam with that shinny leather orange jacket,”And he cant dress dog who styled him?”, soulja needs to figure out’ “am i going to wear pants Capris or shorts with his gay ass!” Just pull your shorts up!

  • RiZob

    50 Cent shoulda been numero uno on this list…he may be the only person who still wears those ugly ass G-unit tshirts and shit…i hate to say this, but he has no “swag”….*vomits*….

    • http://xxl Born

      no doubt! blue hat and shirt with different shades!

  • kruse

    How could you out busta on there?! that was his thing, the ridiculous outfits. it was one of the reasons i like him. and yea that looks exactly like gayfish’s crew in south park.

  • nellz

    If people copy how you dress, you can’t be that bad. So Cam and Kelis do not belong on this list.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      People are lemmings.

      They’ll eat dog shit if they see Eminem do it. That doesn’t mean dog shit is nutritious.

    • http://xxl Born

      kelis looks like she has a sweat shirt on for pants! get the fuck out of here!

      • LAJIKAL REASONZ

        LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! IM CRYING!!!!!LOOOOOL!!!!
        I READ THESE BLOGS JUS 2 LAUGH AT MUTHAFUCKAS….SOME PEOPLE SEEM 2 WRITE EXCATLY WAT IM THINKIN….

        THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!

  • HERM

    “No ribs, no rice, no champagne… you don’t eat nuffin!”

    Hahaha! One of my favorite flicks.

  • louie mo

    this is some gay shit

  • real views

    how is kelis on this list and jay z isn’t? he wears bbc tees like a 2nd grader, and MALL dunks eewww

    • dmantrick

      jay z be gettin fresh most of the time he wears sbs an jordans

  • $ykotic

    That dude Taz looks like a hungry Melly Mel. Leopard spandex should get you murked immediately.

    Don’t really think Cam belongs here. He has been left the pink movement behind…

  • valdez

    yeah, taz is def. THE worse dressed person EVAR!!!!!!!

    on the other hand, i think fab and 3000 are prolly the 2 best dressed rappers, allthough they have 2 totally different styles.

    jay can’t dress either, unless he rockin a suit.

  • latino heat

    who the fuck is Taz Arnold? is that the name of that whole group or just that one dude?

  • latino heat

    another thing, weird, loud, obnoxious outfits have been part of hip hop since it’s inception. look at Grand Master Flash, Afrika Bambatta or any of those dudes from the late 70′s – early 80′s. until Run Dmc came along everybody was on that shit. so these dudes with the weird outfits are really just taking it back, not really setting any trends.

    • $ykotic

      I hear you my Taino brethren.

      But just because they’re on “throwback mode” don’t make it official. Sh*t even I USED to wear straight leg leather pants in the 80′s but would never rock it now.

  • Rex Banner

    If the person who wrote this is a man, why are you so focused on how most of the men are dressing? Pretty homo.

    Fuck all that gay swag shit as well. I get plenty of women just wearing a simple pair of jeans and a t-shirt. If you have to spend like 500 bucks on an outfit just to get women to notice you, you pretty much have already failed.

    Plus since when was dressing like a dominatrix bad? Them bitches are sexy as hell lol

  • BeerGangsta

    You right Soulja Boy and Cam dress like Gay Bitches all the time! The rest of them you got on the picture is ok. Banned Soulja and Cam bitch!

  • Golden Child

    Hahahaha. The Dream looks like the rap version of Hans the Moleman from the Simpsons. I have never ever seen his head without a fitted. He’s like the cat with the skully over his eyes from Fat Albert, he doesn’t have a head underneath his hat.

    I think Cam dresses real fly sometimes. The funny thing about Cam’s style is that it looks fresh for the time being. You look at a picture of him from 4-7 years ago he looks sloppy and stupid as hell.

    • Brass Tacks

      Thats true he’s one of the “in the moment” swag dudes who create styles for niggas to copy… I.E. niggas in Georgia rockin pink T’s

    • LAJIKAL REASONZ

      DREAM IS PROLLY GOIN BALD OR SUMTHN….REMEMBER LL NEVER WAS WITHOUT A DAMN KANGOL FOR YEARS….U COULDA HAD A BALDSPOT….OR MAYBE IT WAS THAT HUMONGOUS EGGHEAD HE HAS…I DUNNO…FUCK IT!

  • http://myspace.com/tonyboy702 GiantKiller

    Lol @ Federal Ranga sayin’ Lil Mama’s album went Double Quarter Pounder with cheese!! Well done my friend!!

  • Sleepy Wonder

    Should Have Had Rick Ross And His Fosace Shades On The List

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    lamar odom wore the half of that fruit roll-up cam’ron didn’t eat.

  • newyawka631

    IT SEEMZ GAY IS NOW IN STYLE.THANK YOU KANYE WEST.YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NUMBA 1….CAM AND SOULJA BOY, R KEEPIN IT GULLY

  • http://www.myspace.com/iamtasmoney TasMoney

    With the exception of a persons own eclecctiveness, some of these people deserve and donot deserve to be on this list.busta has been dressing like that for years(which is one of the reasons why he is well known next to his music.),cam has always had a different yet acceptable sort of way of dressing,some of it has started epidemics of its own(pink anyone?). i think they caught kelis on a bad day, she usually does not dress like that. but i agree that her current outfit is downright wrong, she may get life in fashion jail for that one.Will.i.am. loves plaid,get over it. he just needs to understand that plaid with plaid does not mix, try a solid color.lil mama been wrong, she needs a stylist for real and not herself, all that babydoll/transfromers looking shit need to go.the dream needs to grow hair or some shit, them fitteds is played.(because he wears them all of the damn time!).and taz arnold……well he’s lucky to be alive, im surprised he aint get shot on sight for that shit.
    Chuuuuch!

  • not fashionable

    everyone on that list is a faggot, except cam’ron.. no homo

  • trillafood

    FLOP MAGAZINE WITH FLOP OPINIONS.
    KELIS & LIL’ KIM ARE FASHION ICONS.
    WTF DO YALL KNOW? XXL IS JUST AS IRRELEVANT AS OZONE MAGAZINE.

  • Beave

    Cam shouldn’t be on this list. That outfit was fly as fuk.

  • DETROIT

    cam is one of the flyest niggas in the game, there’s no way he should be on this list!

  • http://www.facebook.com/weasel.antigua Weasel

    CAM never should have made this list.

  • Peeky914

    Cam is if not the flyest!, 1 of the freshest niggas in the game point blank period! 2 b REAL honest, i think he shud been “numero uno” on the other list…..”KILLA”

  • http://facebook.com gwendolyn

    R U SERIOUS..I MEAN..WTF..

  • http://www.bestmusicsoftware.org Make hip hop

    Haha this post put a smile on my face :)

    Keep up the humour, love it!!