Stuff White Rappers Like

It’s full on white rapper week over here at XXLMag.com if you haven’t noticed. (Make sure to peep our I Know Rap People [The White Edition] below) Inspired by one the most hilarious and truthful sites on the net, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, I put together a list of the top five things melanin challenged MCs are most fond of.

(listed in no-particular order)

1. Drugs. While most rappers brag about how many drugs they sell, white rappers are known for boasting about how many drugs they consume. Sure most MCs talk about their undying love of weed, but how many black rappers do you know stunt about their first hand knowledge of dropping acid, popping pills and snorting Special K. Don’t get it twisted, Eminem ain’t the only drug obsessed whitey out there, he’s just the most famous. Former rival Cage – who was a prozac guinea pig in a mental facility in the 90s – made an entire disc devoted to his experiences on Angel Dust with Leak Brother and former Artifacts member Tame One. Paul Wall’s been sitting sideways, Lil Wyte was still getting crunk even while rapping about Xanax and Oxycotton and don’t forget about Necro’s anthem “I Need Drugs” – “I got crack on my mind, I’m hearing cocaine call…” I’m surprised Mizzle from Cam’ron’s Purple Haze album never got signed to deal.

2. Hip-Hop Culture. One thing white rappers pride themselves on is their extensive, encyclopedic knowledge of hip-hop culture. In fact I bet that white cat with the Triple 5 Soul hoody and new balances can name more members of the Juice Crew than you. It’s called overcompensation. They have to make up for not being black somehow. Rumor has it that MC Paul Barman wrote his college thesis on hip-hop and let’s not forget about 3rd Bass’ violent tirade against Vanilla Ice in “Pop Goes The Weasel” for their belief in his selling out of the movement.

Check out R.A. The Rugged Man schooling the youth on rap’s golden era

3. Self-Deprecating Lyrics. You can’t be white in hip-hop and not have a sense of humor. It’s against the rules. Every white rapper since the Beastie Boys has poked fun of him/herself at one point or another, some even opting to address the issue straight off the bat with their rap names (Vanilla Ice, Bubba Sparxx the Young Black Teenagers). One of my favorite tongue-in-cheek lines on the topic comes from Em on “Without Me.” “I am the worst thing/ since Elvis Presley/to do black music so selfishly/and used it to get myself wealthy.” Hey, there’s a concept that works…

4. Black Girls. MC Serch is married to a sista. So is Paul Wall – who used to search the Black Planet forum for jump offs. Don’t forget Slam Shady’s highschool crush, Kim –not that one, the black one that he got thrown under the bus for.

5. Looking racially ambigious. Tell me The Alchemist can pass for something else other than white in this picture.

JoJo Pelligrino anyone?

And eventhough he’s albino, I coulda sworn I heard that Brother Ali was black

What did I miss? – Jesse Gissen

  • JCITYHUSTLA617

    DAMN YALL MILKIN THE WHITEY HUH LOL I LOVE HOW YALL SAY WE SHOULDNT PIGEONHOLE HIPHOP ARTIST BY RACE THEN YALL MAKE IT SOLELY A RACE ISSUE I LOVE IT

  • Pierzy

    6. The Suburbs

  • Pierzy

    7. Pierzy (well, except for one…ha!)

  • latino heat

    i know rap people is the best thing on this site. it should be a weekly feature.

  • jeff chang

    white rappers like the subburbs

  • geico lizard

    Black girls love white rappers right back. Black women make black men jump through hoops but the ugliest fucking white guys can fuck them in the ass without any real effort,game or money.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    THIS SHIT FUNNY…… THAT NIGGA PAUL WALL WIFE CUTE AS FUCK TOO….. WHITE POWER!!!!!! …….. AND SOMEHOW MASSA’ CAN STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA BLACK WOMEN….. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….. FUCKIN HOUSE NIGGERS!!!! (I’M RAMBLING))

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “I’M THROED” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP))

  • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

    Thanks to all of you who checked out my music yesterday. I’ve been reaching out to the XXL higher-ups to see if I can get any kinda shine on this website. What with all this white rapper madness you guys are posting, can I get some love? I’ll get my foot in the door any way I can, but the music will shine through. Peace.

    • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

      Yeah man I downloaded your mixtape and its tight! Keep doing ya thang man I’m spreading the word for ya!

      • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

        Thank you, its definitely appreciated.

  • Moving Sideways

    Q: Name all the members of La Coka Nostra…

    A: No

    Perfect.

  • El Tico Loco

    First 1 million Eminem covers, then Ass Broth mania, and now a bunch of white rapper blogs and articles sprinkled throughout the site. Ayo! is XXL trying to prime the public for a caucosoid rap takeover? Is looking that way.

    • Pierzy

      …and letting Pierzy comment first on every post!

    • Penelope Rodriguez

      I don’t mind a caucazoid rap takeover.

      White men are sexy.

      • Pierzy

        Hell yeah!!

        • JCITYHUSTLA617

          PAUSE

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY NIGGA THAT SAY CAUCAZOID!!!!!!!

  • murK

    what happened to milkbone? anybody remember him? he had the illest shit ‘keep it real’. then big L and jay freestyled over the beat and i haven’t heard shit from him after that.

    • render

      haha yea, that joint was dope as hell…the instrumental with that nas sample was crazy. Didn’t even kno dude was white until i saw the video

    • Jame

      I did a show with Milk in like 98 in some dive bar in Jersey. That was literally the last time I ever heard from him. His album was sick though.

  • Dwayne

    My dick smells of shit.

  • Broke Iz A Disease

    What about John Brown? hahaha, fag

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  • HipHopHead999

    Racist article