Soulja Boy and the Root of All Ignorance

“I’m far from ignorant… I made my first million dollars when I was 16 years old. It’s the success that I’ve accomplished in my 18 years of being here, I’m pretty sure my critics are twice my age and got half the money I got.”

-Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em, XXL Magazine video blog

As general rule, when you’ve gotta explain to people that you aren’t something, chances are you’re exactly what you deny. Ya might as well save that watermelon breath. People are defined by their actions, not explanations. Besides, ignorant niggas always find astonishing new ways to fuck up their own cases.

…Because they’re ignorant, that is. You still with me?

The more R. Kelly tries to explain that he isn’t a pee-dophile, the more he looks like one. The minute someone utters the kiss of post-racial death that is, “Well, some of my best friends–,” you know for sure they’re a fucking racist piece of shit. When Soulja Boy asserts that he couldn’t possibly be ignorant because he’s rich–for now–he merely notarizes his own jackass papers.

The nigga is a coon. If you agree with the philosophy that says money absolves you of ignorance, you’re a coon too. Please berrd walk/chicken dance the fuck back behind the yellow line before some these hea’ nice people board the bus, now.

Give it some thought. The money argument is nonsensical, as most coons are rewarded handsomely for their shuckery. The easiest route to riches is paved with ignorance. Every coon I can think of is paid like a motherfucker. Esso’s new mixtape cover perfectly embodies what I’m talking about. Flavor Flav is eating all the KFC he can get between his funky gold teeth right about now. He’s also the universal symbol of everything that’s wrong with black America, which by no coincidence is exactly why the program is popular enough to pay him the ungodly salary necessary to buy each of his children a single pack of chicken franks.

He didn’t get enough to throw a bag of buns or a bottle of French’s [pron: "fren-cheez"] with it, but niggas been knowin how to make due and shit.

Despite being as old an industry as prostitution, the exploitation of ignorance is an exponentially growing market. It’s the reason Ron Mexico appears to you through textual nightmares on the interwebs. I’m alarmed by how disillusioned we’ve become whereas we believe money justifies all. It is easier for a credit card to pass through the buttcheeks of a stripper than it is for a new money negro to sleep at night. Whether or not they were smuggled into this country by Kimora’s new piece of African ass, Soulja Boy’s diamonds got blood on them.

Idolators! The lot of you! I must not be doing my job well enough these days. It’s okay. I’m reloaded. Not like we didn’t cock back the hammer before on these fucking coons and slutmonkeys, but I guess it’s really time to get back on my war machine shit. I tried being a more cordial and civil Ronaldinho for the Harris audience, but if niggas still think some green fucking paper makes it okay to thank the slave masters for relative good fortune, apparently I’ve still got some ethnic cleansing to do.

Have a coontastic weekend. Me haffi claat down di bloodclat rifle. Easy nah, starr. Me soon back.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Here’s my Sunday best. Proton cannon. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Pierzy

    Nixon: “I am not a crook”
    Clinton: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky…”
    Jay-Z: “I’m not gay”

    I see a trend…

    • Detroit Draper

      LMAO @ the Jay comment

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    THATS FUCKED P WIT THE JAY-Z HIT

    • http://www.datpiff.com/Dont_Panic_Entertainment_Max_Profit_The_Drugs_Ar.m44293.html Max Profit

      Mr. Ron Mexico – You are a hater! Soulja Boy is better rapper than Luke. But we all used party to Luke’s music.
      We need all kinds of rappers – This is what keeps Hip Hop alive – VARIETY!!!!!!!!!

      • T.Danger

        I must have missed the part where Luke said God bless the slave masters. And Luke was not a rapper, He was like Miami’s Lil Jon. And while Luke was popular, his music wasn’t the only thing that was popular in hip hop at that time. Now it seems that everyone wants to crank that _____ (fill in whatever “crank that” song you want.) The barbarians have stored the gates, and ignorance has become king.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    I TRUTHFULLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE STILL GIVE BOY BOY THE TIME OF DAY…. LET THAT NIGGA ENJOY HIS LAST YEAR OF FAME AND MOVE ON….

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP))

  • Moving Sideways

    Ayo, Mex.

    I know you’ve seen the latest cover of XXL. You need to make those shiny motherfuckers Ante the fuck Up…M.O.P. style. Let the virulence commence.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      the four of those niggas put together make half a rapper.

      they should form a group. they’d be like “cotton gin”, as opposed to “slaughterhouse”.

      • moneymagnet001

        Dang, Mex…that’s one of the funniest you’ve come up with yet! Keep it up!

      • http://ron@ronmexicocity.com BoodismSAVGA

        Man or fageg ass muther fucker you are a hater. You wish you were a African American. Your lame, words cant explain how I feel. Put it like this stay the fuck out Sav Ga. cause we will fuck you up. I mean permanently change your world. You ass hole RACISTS.

  • Danny

    Did you ever think maybe their “ignorance” is an act, and that maybe they act that way because it’s entertaining to people?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      isn’t that coonery still, and in turn, ignorance?

      pretending to be ignorant for money is still ignorant. it’s like an ignorance sandwich.

      i didn’t think the title of this blog was that cryptic of a play on words.

      • Danny

        Well I consider myself of at least “average” intelligence (in a good way), and if I could get away with acting “ignorant” and become a millionaire then I would. I really think we take our celebrities too seriously

        • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

          i hear that. there’s plenty danger in placing these guys on pedestals they shouldn’t be on. totally with you there.

          however, he spoke the nonsense. readers openly followed him down that razor blade sliding board. i’ve got to keep the alcohol pool ready. that’s how this blog works.

  • latino heat

    like i said before, you don’t have to be intelligent to be a good hustler. we all know some dumb ass hustlers that still get paid.

    • BIGNAT

      yeah but for how long

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Lol @ “watermelon breath”…..

    Would have also accepted “kool-aid scented hoopla” or “fried chicken nonsense”.

  • Detroit Draper

    “For the Harris audience” Lmao are we referring to T.I. snitch Harris?..But this was a good one Mex and your absolutely right. How the fuck can you try to dispute your ignorance by stating how much money you have. That basically proves it off rip…just the fact that thats your best deffense. The ignorance from this guy is ridiculous.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      XXL is a Harris Publications… publication.

      I’m sure there’s a T.I. joke in there if I weave it well enough.

      T.I. Harris, not, like… the Bol and Billy TI.

  • zulu1925

    If you believe these artists to REALLY be ignorant, then I fail to understand how vilifying them will educate them concerning their perceived errors. And, it’s a waste of time to do anything but enlighten them. But, if you believe that they understand what they’re doing, but just don’t give a fuck, then they’re stupid, not ignorant, and you should continue your onslaught.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      hmm… i don’t write these with the expectation that the artists read this themselves. not sure if the july XXL cover could read it anyway. maybe someone will read it TO them or somethin.

      this is really for us, the average mawfuckas being lambasted by the buffoonery on a daily basis.

      • Zulu1925

        “not sure if the july XXL cover could read it anyway. maybe someone will read it TO them or somethin.”

        Too funny!! Movin’ on…

      • Zulu1925

        “not sure if the july XXL cover could read it anyway. maybe someone will read it TO them or somethin.” – Ron Mex

        Too funny!! Movin’ on…

  • http://www.mrsonnyjames.com Mr. Sonny James

    I love this. It was a well articulated, perfectly timed, good read. Thanks.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Mex,

    No shits ‘n’ giggles today.

    Going in for the kill I see. Ain’t seen this Mex in awhile. Good to have you back behind the barrell, juice.

    Get ‘em……….

  • anutha_level

    “Flavor Flav is eating all the KFC he can get between his funky gold teeth right about now. He’s also the universal symbol of everything that’s wrong with black America, which by no coincidence is exactly why the program is popular enough to pay him the ungodly salary necessary to buy each of his children a single pack of chicken franks.”

    murrrdar…

    “The exploitation of ignorance is an exponentially growing market. It’s the reason Ron Mexico appears to you through textual nightmares on the interwebs. I’m alarmed by how disillusioned we’ve become whereas we believe money justifies all. It is easier for a credit card to pass through the buttcheeks of a stripper than it is for a new money negro to sleep at night. Whether or not they were smuggled into this country by Kimora’s new piece of African ass, Soulja Boy’s diamonds got blood on them.”

    nuff truth…

  • AZ40

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just said the other day that having money doesn’t make you less ignorant or less stupid. but niggas is still like “he makin’ money I can’t hate on him” and other nonsensical comments of the sort.

  • http://xxl gside

    I knew it was a set up when I saw the add Soulja Boy strike back get xxl get the fuck out of here , I knew he was going to say some bullshit I didn’t click that shit for two days then I say let me read the comments at least no comment fuck it I’ll listen click 58 sec later dis dumb ass only a ignorant motherfucker would say some shit like that no comments ? So I’m scathing my head low and behold they give the task to Ron Mexico know let’s talk about exploitation , xxl and Ron Mexico exploited this situation big time you know you put a mic and a camera in front of a fool there going to sway something foolish I blame xxl and mex, a Mex what’s wrong with fried chicken .

  • $ykotic

    Aww man! I commented on this hours ago! Didn’t post!

    What I said was after seeing that Tony Yayo new video, I know that dudes check in on the regular and scrutinize the blogs and comments.

    It ain’t ALL hate. Some is truth, that just hurts.

    Shorty says dumb stuff. Paid, but he’s king of the WTF? statements.

    BTW they know about the Negro Please blog on WSHH! Which means the industry knows Mexx will chop you up!

    Kudos!

  • BIGNAT

    “The nigga is a coon. If you agree with the philosophy that says money absolves you of ignorance, you’re a coon too. Please berrd walk/chicken dance the fuck back behind the yellow line before some these hea’ nice people board the bus, now.”

    Whoa mex you took him out with this one but what you put down may be harsh but it’s true. does wealth equal knowlegde because they are a lot of smart people in this world who don’t make more money than i do. is sb trying to say that since he makes more money than people twice his age he is smarter than they are. then that argument would lead to money = knowledge and knowledge = money only if you use that knowledge to make profit. like i saw someone put everyone knows a dum person who sells drugs. the fact that you sells drugs does not make you smart. even if you never get caught.

  • Steve

    Fukkin Muuuuunnnkeyssss

  • jimmy

    keep it up ron

  • GhostWriter420

    He reminds me of that chapelle skit as the rapper on cribs.. ” I got diamonds in my dookie.. The most ballinness shit evvaaa!!!”.. Ignint ass lil nigga.. And what’s sad is that he’s just one of many.. These little niggas runnin around the hood are just as ingint at they’re leader.. Btw, isn’t yung berg due to surface soon for his coonery crown…

  • Worley

    “they should form a group. they’d be like “cotton gin”, as opposed to “slaughterhouse.” Priceless.

    “i’ve got to keep the alcohol pool ready. that’s how this blog works.”

    Ah yes. The true and living Mex. I’m waiting to see how the four coons on the July cover splash in that pool. Keep the hate coming.

  • giantstepp

    Go Get them Monkeys Mex! Im riding with you hmie.

    • giantstepp

      Homie….that shouldve read.

  • that nigga

    hmm… i don’t write these with the expectation that the artists read this themselves. not sure if the july XXL cover could read it anyway. maybe someone will read it TO them or somethin.
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    I swear I thought the same thing before I read that last sentence. HAHAHAAHA!!!

    And Jay Z Is gay.

  • http://www.imperiosusmedia.com Edjoodelky

    I am not sure if Solja boy is dumb rapper… All i know this dude is the most corny ass nigga in my life time ever bless the mic.
    I knew the Hip-Hop industry will never be the same when Solja Boy Got hip-hop attention… His Shit is tasteless and horrible I can’t even think hip-hop got so bad.

    I know the south Marketing brand is selling … I do promise you one thing Hip-Hop History will judge those bobble ass gum artists harsh.
    Soulja boy aware that he is suck like a cheap dirt vacuum

    Outkast, UGK, Scare Face, and other great groups and rappers in the south they hard work Diminish forever.
    You wonder why Nobody Watch BET anymore
    I really think Solja Boy Hurt hip-hop so Bad that hip-hop starting listen to country music.

    http://www.myspace.com/imperiosusmedia

  • Sunshine

    I’m mad they put a feature on Drake in a magazine with such an ignorant ass cover, I’d be ashamed to be seen reading that

  • Brooklyn ‘Lo

    The “rap game”, for what it is, is just an extension of American culture and society. We as a people were treated to; at our own expense; to 8 years of ignorance courtesy of George W. Bush. The “good” folks on the cover of the above issue have alot in common with the former president; money, being dumb as rocks and being too dumb to know that your dumb etc. My prediction 20 years from now Soulja Boy and Shawty Lo on the Republican Presidential ticket.

  • Me man

    ron mexico i could easily make a better case saying that you are ignorant just from this post…you made the point to say because you have money that doesnt save you from being ignorant if you are…but you never said why exactly HE was ignorant…i feel that you all have lost touch of what hip hop is…most likely becasue yall are so focused on one aspect and immediately dismiss any thing different from that said aspect

    so soulja boy is ignorant for making music that is simple in lyrics but very catchy with addictive beats which he produced him self and its clearly his fault that people like it

    good lyrics might peak its head once in a while but in general it isnt there but its not even expected…nobody wants to listen to illmatic while a girl half necked is sittin right in front you just wantin to dance its called club music

    and finally nobody was sayin “coon”when people was doin the damn tootsie roll or humpty dump…its only a problem when its from the south and they can make big bucks from it

  • DV8

    Thank You!!!!!

  • cashier

    First. I personally believe GW knows what he’s doin as far as bein the worst prez since his dad, but sb and yung berg are jus punks the industry felt they could make money off of. What the indystry is really saying;”these teens are so stupid, we can dumb mufuccas look cool and they’ll pay millions to see them.” So is it reallythe artists fault? I mean we have to call it art… I think I can paint a picasso in 5 minutes but people will sale their family for one of those paintings.same as sb. I know my music is a million times better than his(available at datpiff.com keywrd:cashier the register), but you guys choose to make him famous by doin the superman! Haha. If u want to see the end of it, then start requestin real music and cuz ur onlybuyin that nigga more washing boards to scrape beats out with. Haha more spoons to slap his knee wit and put it on the raido. So the we like self infliction cz we in the alcohol pool my friends.

  • DazzOne

    After I sided with SBT over Ice T, because I thought Ice came at him wrong, Boy has to go and say something like this. I wouldn’t care so much if it were not for the fact that a LOT of negroes feel that way. Yall seen ‘The Boondocks’. A bunch of Riley ass niggas that follow any new trend out there. Before you know it, SB and the rest of the 2COON Crew on the new cover will be wearing dresses(YEEAAAHH!), saying it’s cool(AYE!), and niggas you know will do it too(OKAY!), looking at you like YOU crazy!!!!

    “We could all be reading a book right now…”

  • Enlightened

    And if you call another Black person “watermelon breath”, then you are a coon too