Jermaine Dupri’s Homage to Virgin’s Virgin

I know some people have seen Jesus in their Grape Nuts, Mother Teresa in their bagels and Will Smith in their watermelon. But, why the fuck do we have Janet Jackson in our shit sandwich?

We get it, nigga. You bagged “Miss Jackson If You’re Desperate” during the free Bentley giveaway. You saved her career from the sinking Virgin Records ship (that you ran) and brought her to the great Island [Def Jam] paradise… which also sank… with Captain Jermaine Dupri holding the joystick.

[Blogger's Note: Sullee, he is not.]

I’m familiar with the highly questionable practice of engraving the names and visages of baby mammas and daddies onto one’s person. Can anyone explain why Jermaine’s boo is the fucking Virgin Mary? Sheeeit. Janet ain’t been virginified since she was Penny on Good Times.

I can’t even endorse that notion fully, as I’ve been surprised at the long list of out-of-reach women Jimmie Walker managed to pipe down. “Wet Wipes”, be damned. She might have coughed it up back then. Yep. As soon as Joseph turned his back to cheat on Angela Bassett–I mean, Katherine.

Janet must have put the Pleasure Principle down proper on this little nigga. Clearly, from her magical vagine came this man’s sexual salvation. Now, like a Mexican gangbanger, he must make the world know the gospel of Justice through his body art.

[Blogger's Note: You wanna smell her punanny?]

Hopefully they’re in it for the long haul. I hear Renee got Janet as Athena on his left testicle. El Debarge is reportedly walking around with “Rhythm Nation of Islam” emblazoned on an ass cheek. We’re all familiar with Kenyon Martin’s Trina lips and Nick Cannon’s Toby piece. They’re gonna find all of these nigga on Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Tatted?

Just you watch.

Maybe JD and Janet will drop a joint gospel album on TAG Records.

Questions? Comments? Requests? I’m about to get Keyshia Cole’s orange weave tatted on my neck. Just the weave by itself. ron@ronmexicocity.com

TAG Records. Looks like they’ve been doing that for some time now. Har har. *snicker snicker*

  • Bobo D

    Girlfriend/Wife tattoe = MAJOR FAIL, ask Nas.

    Oh, yeah good show today Ron, keep it at 2PM.
    I woulda called by international phone calls would have killed my wallet.

    • Bobo D

      I’m a Pierzy, now all my life goals have been completed!!!

      *Checks above spelling*
      Shit I meant to say “but”, not “by”

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      thanks, big homie. that’s much appreciated. and, by all means… do what you can when you can. i feel the force/love/hate.

      we’re definitely staying at 2PM EST. it’s a good time for most US listeners.

      and smh @ nas vs. kelis. this shit is gonna be ugly. they sayin the sex tape at the center of all this features a rapper. i’m guessing cam’ron.

      • Pierzy

        Ron, what’s good my dude?

        Last year the rumor was that the rapper was Infared…not sure it that’s come and gone…

      • DV8

        @ RonMex the rapper on the Kelis sex tape is Infra-Red (former Ruff Ryder weed carrier)allegedly.

  • Pierzy

    Getting Janet at any point is something to enjoy but not that this extent…does he have Kris Kross on his ass?

    What up Bobo D. Good lucking being “a” Pierzy…

  • Mike Crown

    I was gonna call in and ask you to blog about this, but for some reason I had a feelin u would do it anyway. Outstanding show today, any chance of it going to an hour?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      thanks, mike.

      yea. definitely. we wanted to grow into the podcast. but expanding to an hour is definitely in the near future. maybe even as soon as next week’s jawn.

      thanks for listening, mane.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    WOWWWWWW!!!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN FUNNY….

    “NICK CANNON’S TOBY PIECE”….. AHHHHHHHH THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN”’….. JANET JACKSON FINE AS FUCK….FAKE NOSE/TITS/POSSIBLY ASS IMPLANTS AND ALL!!!!

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “WELCOME TO ATLANTA REMIX” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP)

  • LB

    Questions? Comments? Requests? I’m about to get Keyshia Cole’s orange weave tatted on my neck. Just the weave by itself

    Funny Shit.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    WOWWWWWW!!!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN FUNNY….

    “NICK CANNON’S TOBY PIECE”….. AHHHHHHHH THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN”’….. JANET JACKSON FINE AS FUCK….FAKE NOSE/TITS/POSSIBLY ASS IMPLANTS AND ALL!!!!

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “WELCOME TO ATLANTA REMIX” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP

  • http://xxl gside

    A Mex you think 50 call Nas like I told you so. You ain’t lying that’s some old pussy right there he rich nigga to, you know rich nigga do bitch’s like a people with good credit do with cars trade them in ever two year’s.

  • Worley

    “We’re all familiar with Kenyon Martin’s Trina lips.”

    Man, that broad got that n*gga’s head f*cked up. I caught a few glimpses of her and her girls sitting behind the Denver Nuggets bench last night. All I kept thinking is I hope that n*gga did not fly her and her girls out there and pay their room and board so they could f*ck with some other n*ggas while he’s at practice. Major fail.

  • $ykotic

    YEAH! Mexx is back throwing darts!

    [Blogger's Note: You wanna smell her punanny?]

    With his armpit up?? AWWWW MAN!

  • Gloveson

    WTF with that stupid Tat………at least JD has the decency to cover his nipples

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      wowwwww! that is sooooo what he’s doing.

      i didn’t even notice!

    • stunna

      im glad that dude covered his hairy ass chest, if i had to see his nipples id buy a plane ticket to atl and go kick his greasy ass personally

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Good post, Mexico.

    I wonder if Janet Jackson has a tatoo of JD?

    Maybe the Lucky Charm’s Leprechaun?

    Or the little “So So Def” emblem guy with that afro?

    The bonus with hers though, is that she would be able to get the life-sized version!

    That would be awesome…..

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      *dead*

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      REEMIIIX!

      A) That looks more like Michael Jackson than Janet.

      B) Serious, dude. You couldn’t shave that disgusting looking body hair before showing how P. Whipped you are?!?!

  • Bobo D

    Talking about ufcked up photo’s, I just saw the pic of Mos Def wearing a mask.
    Is he channeling Mos Doom?
    Is there “Eyes Wide Shut 2″ coming out, the hood version? Who’s playing Nicole Kidman?

    Ron, you may need to go on that, no homo.

  • El Tico Loco

    not a good look, I talk from experience, but I did get a bad ass coverup, and mine was just my ex wiz name on the 9th anniversary not a picture much less a virgin pic of someone I banged talk about oxymoron.

    A Green eyed wolf with blood dripping from the fangs makes a hell of a statement.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    No bullshit, I saw a cat one day, my dude had @ least 7 girls names tatted down his arm. Shoulder to wrist, & every name crossed out.

    I said, “My nigga, I just have to ask you about those.”

    He laughed & said, “Fug deez bichez mayne! I’m tryna prove a point!”

    I left it @ that. If it weren’t for the fact that I was certain he’d just gotten out of the pen, I would have said, “What’s the point? That you’d spend more money on dissing broads who don’t care about you than you would on your kicks?”

    Because see, his kicks were busted. I could see his toe knuckles.

    Guess you had to be there….

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    the only women you get tatted on u is yo mama,granny,daughter matter fact FAMILY!!! cats be doin too damn much ,and that Nick Cannon Tat ,man he need his ass beat,where is that niggas Daddy?

  • BIGNAT

    fool trying to cover his nipples and his taco meat mwhahahhahaa jd a fool

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Aww damn I haven’t even read the post yet and I’m weak over that picture of JD! LMAO!!!!

    Why does that shit remind me of that scene on “Paid In Full” when Cam’Ron stripped that one cat that was talking shit about him and made him run around the city half-naked??? JD look just like that nicca! LMAO!!!!

  • anutha_level

    “sucka for love ass trick!!!”

  • c b w

    I’m surprised the tattoo wasn’t life size. Shit! They’re both about the same height. That means it should’ve started at his neck.

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Tatted?

    LMAO! dats da same shit i was thinking

  • Around and Around

    “Now, like a Mexican gangbanger, he must make the world know the gospel of Justice through his body art.”
    —–
    That is a fuckin hysterical line.

  • Young History in the Making

    When will these niggas learn??? WHEN?

  • Gloveson

    does anybody else reckon he’s hiding a silver star on his nipple