Jay-Z Won…

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Shake my head to Vibe’s online site getting into shit like the jig TMZ by posting a scan of Kelis’ divorce petition.

This shit would never happen to Jay-Z. It’s not even a money thing or an issue of skills or who choses the better beats. This is about who handles his closed door business the best. Kelis has a tape of her floating around where she gives some MySpace rapper a blowjob.

Remember when R.Kelly was playing BeYonce too close. Jay-Z maced that fool with the quickness (no Ma$e). NaS is too cool for school. He’s beating out wild ho’s and leaving their drawls in the whip while his bottom bitch is in her third trimester. That is sloppy pimping pimpin’.

Jay-Z may let football players put their beads in his butthole but he still comes home to BeYonce. You gotta know on what side your bread is buttered. That is why Jay-Z wins and he can give several albums the same title that another rapper used nearly ten years before him.

Blueprint 3 coming soon…

  • og bobby j

    Nas next album entiled “NIGGER BITCH”….

    • Pierzy

      What up y’all…

      Maybe it’s just impossible to live with Nas considering just how much bud he smokes. He’s probably my favorite artist ever but dude is now constantly on some new cause every time a disc drops. I can imagine he’s pretty unbearable if you’re gonna leave a few months before having his baby…

  • Dallas Penn

    Man, fuck you for not saying Pierzy before you commented

    • ko

      fuck a pierzy…old gay bloggin ass nigga

      • Pierzy

        What up ko…

        So much hate. Quite a few inaccuracies and horrible grammar but also a ton of hate.

    • Pierzy

      Dallas, you gonna try to holla @ Kelis?

  • Bobo D

    LOL @ Nas’ suit, looks like some prom shit.

    Anyhoo, I guess the next for Nas is getting that tattoo lazered off.

    • Pierzy

      Also further proof why “Street’s Disciple” should’ve been a single disc…

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Yeah DP, I saw that shit online last night, while perusing the rumor mill that is the Net. I read the story, but dismissed it as propoganda until I saw the copy of the paper.

    Like WTF? Is she just another idiot, loudmouth broad (probably; not too many aren’t…) or is this dude the unluckiest nigga @ love ever? A combo plate of both, I’d assume.

    He should just get him a little, traditional asian chick. They should end all his relationship problems. As long as he keeps her away from the Wu Tang Clan.

    Does Kelis still make music anymore? Aside from with her mouth (no Biz Markie) I mean…….

  • JCITYHUSTLA617

    LMMFGDAO @ JAY-Z LETTIN FOOTBALL PLAYERS PUT BEADS IN HIS ASS WTF LOL I GUESS THE JIGGAMAN IS A HONORARY WIDE RECEIVER

  • Around and Around

    Kelis looks like a black Brigitte Nielsen in that pic

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    AROUND AND AROUND YOU HIT THAT HOE….. SHE DO LOOK LIKE THAT BITCH….

    THATS FUCKED UP FA NAS… GUESS ITS BACK TO FUCKIN CLASSY PHILLOPINO HOES WHO SUCK COCKASAURUS ALL DAY/NIGHT!!!.. STILL DAY DREAMIN’ I GUESS….

    ((LEANS BACK AND TURNS “STILL DREAMIN” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP- KANYE MURDERED THAT HOE- HIP HOP IS DEAD)

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Man, this whole shit is whatever. The best thing about this is that I don’t have to feel like a backstabber when I bump Stillmatic in the Escalade as I’m peeling out of Kelis’ driveway at 4 in the morning. Nas’s leaving because he know that baby’s mine and he ain’t gonna win no court case against me, beliedat.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • djbattlenc

    who the fuck wrote this?

  • klm1015

    im really tired of the fucking hating

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    SOUND LIKE SOME SHIT G-UNOT KILLA WOULD WRITE BUT WITHOUT THE WHOLE MINIMUM WAGE ASS EXTORTION CHECK AND LOW BALLIN’ ASS MONTHLY PAYMENTS….. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    NOT TO MENTION THE BULLSHIT ASS “CRIP JANITOR” SHIT…..

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “OL’ ENGLISH” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP- DOCTOR’S ADVOCATE))

  • $ykotic

    It’s a cold world. She look easy though…

    Wasn’t Pharrell smashing that?

    @Grand$

    T u should holler @ PARIS and put some music on your page. And open that forum ya’ll had yesterday over there.

    More traffic!

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Lmao @ “she looks easy though”

      Yeah $yk, I’ve heard that idea before. You have a point. I try not to get off into it too much, some cats don’t have the head for what I’m saying; they think it’s a joke. Clearly, I KNOW it’s not. But, I’m thinking about how I would do it. Music & all…..

      • $ykotic

        Match the cuts with the brain food. Or the mix of the week.

        It’s easy to attach a music player on there. PP could send you the files to load and both of you could feed off the same stream.

  • sealsaa

    Was it ever confirmed that it is infact Kelis on that sex tape? I’d like to hear more.

    “Nas can be a bit oblivious at times, which is why he has a baby by Carmen Bryan, and Jay-Z doesn’t” – Bol

    Sad but not suprising. I just hope that he had the good sense to make her sign a pre-nump. Nas may not have Jay-Z money, but he’s bound to have more than Kelis. Bad enough he’s going to get Ethered on child support. He should’ve snatched up Mariah Cougar before Nick Cannon did. At the very least, he would’ve gotten some money out of the deal.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Seal, what’s poppin’ pimpin’?!

      I’ve always thought Nick Cannon is one of the smartest cats in the business.

      He tried his hand @ whatever the fuck it is he does/did, saw the inevitable (his 15 minutes coming to an end), found him a half crazy, vulnerable chick, made her feel loved, wanted, respected & bada bing….

      Long as he takes out the trash, gives her a shoulder to cry on & beats it up @ least twice a week, dude is set for life.

  • http://xxlmag.com mj

    so i guess this means she gonna fuck jim jones. you know how nas’ baby mommas have a thing for his rivals….

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    AYE!!! FUCK WIT ME…..

    MYSPACE.COM/SKINNYHANSEL
    AND
    FOLLOW DEEZ NUTS @ TWITTER.COM/ADDPLUS

  • LB

    A, how many non-XXL staffers post regularly on this site? On the real.

  • Detroit Draper

    Does anyone know where the tape can be viewed?

    • daz_oc

      I’m wondering the same thang

      • BIGNAT

        “Kelis has a tape of her floating around where she gives some MySpace rapper a blowjob.”
        Okay now i don’t feel bad i thought i was the only one who was going ask.

  • prophecy_projectz

    No one even knows if the tape is real. Honestly this shit is just sad, you got two people who were together for 7 years a baby on the way and this shit happens.
    I mean if people wanna use SOHH forum level jokes fine but it aint really bringing nothing new.

  • sealsaa

    Chill’n Tone, Chill’n

    Yeah, Nick Cannon’s set for life. Not only is she rich, but she’s not a bad looking cougar either. Wouldn’t mind coming home to that every night.

    Pre-nump lil homey, tell me you got a pre-nump.

    • BIGNAT

      also nick got a little bit of chnage himself. i read in a article in complex he was talking about all the good moves he has done over the years. this was before he got with mariah. also i think there was something in there about how he cut a better deal than puff to do shows on mtv.

  • sealsaa

    ^Marrying that cougar was the best deal he evar made as far as i’m concerned. She still has a great body, and she makes more than him. Something every man should aspire to. *reflects on life thus far and dies a little inside*

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Granted, he IS Nick Cannon, he couldve just as easily caught himself some run of the mill chick & ran the show, but he must’ve learned a lesson that few men learn.
      All a level-headed woman (which Mariah is for the most part) wants is a man to make her happy. If she’s got some outrageous definition of happiness, that’s different.

      But, for the most part, no matter what her status, you treat her in a matter that makes her happy, like really happy with her life, she’ll give you the world.

      I’m talking from experience.

      Dude ain’t the most handsome guy [||], so you know it’s more to it. She could’ve literally had whoever she wanted…….

      • BIGNAT

        yeah i feel you but nick was banging christina millian and cheated on her with some model chick. nick been getting some good chicks man it’s the money. look at what donald trump pulls down shit is not even right sometimes.

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

          Yeah NAT, he gets good looks. No doubt. But dude seems like he might be funny (no homo) to a chick. They dig that shit. As far Trump, $$$$$$$ most definately. I don’t see any redeeming qualities in that guy.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    50 said “Kelis bring all the boys to the yard, then Nas went and got the bitch name tattooed on his arm.” Damn, that’s some shit. Nas, you’re to complex for these run of the mill chicken heads. Get you a European bitch about 46 y.o. , she’ll probably be feeling you. Word.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      JDA, whadup fam!?

      I feel that [||]. Not to down our *ahem* women, but he may need to step his “searching for a queen” game up.

      I wouldn’t catergorize him as a “regular dude”, so I wouldn’t suggest he find a queen in the regular places.
      Definitely not an entertainment broad. He would’ve had a better chance @ wifing Erykah Badu.

      • $ykotic

        You can tell NaS has female issues:

        JD bagged Janet Jackson(someone please explain how?)

        Jay Z bagged Beyonce

        Nick Cannon bagged/seduced/begged Mariah

        NaS bagged Kelis?

        Wasn’t they supposed to have a reality show?

        Please don’t tell me there’s a “NaS Needs Love” coming! LOL

        He need one of them square bear chicks.

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

          He should take notes from Hugh Jackman.

  • AVENGER XL

    This is bitch made post what is this the ghetto TMZ? wait a minute

  • squadwildin

    50 said “Kelis bring all the boys to the yard, then Nas went and got the bitch name tattooed on his arm.” —-Great quote.

    Here’s a thought. If 50 Cent still has a little beef in his heart with Nas, now would be the time to strike while the iron is hot. 50 might not have lost that battle with Nas after all, if he redeems himself now

  • DV8

    Damn….the homie Nas has just as many wins as he does L’s. SMH.

    Fuck these nappy headed hoes.

  • Ya Boy

    I really dont see how NaS found Kelis even mildly attractive. I mean damn his babies mothers were pretty damn sexy shit…

  • Dwayne

    Awww damn! Another Jay Z, LJ reference. LOL