Wacknificient: Wack Rappers We Love To Love

I consider myself sort of a lyrical extremist when it comes to hip-hop.

I don’t really care what MCs talk about as long as they say something slick in the process. There’s nothing like a good beats and rhymes combo when the MC is just obliterating a great beat with mind blowing rhymes. As much as I love lyrics, I’ve learn to appreciate simile-challenged MCs for other facets of their games whether it be comic relief (at their expense sometimes) or flows. It’s like…sometimes I need to take a break from deciphering Nas’ lines so I just wanna listen to something really niggorant, so I put on some Jim Jones or something.

Now, Jim Jones isn’t a good MC by any means. He’ll tell you himself that he’s no rapper. The thing is, as mediocre an MC as he is, Capo still churns out some pretty good music. He’s wack at the essence, when it comes to straight up rappin, but he puts out solid music. He’s what I call, Wacknificient. Like, at times, he’ll say something really wack, but I won’t care. I’ll be the first one singing along to it. To his credit, Jim has gotten much better over the years. He’s no Pharoahe Monch, but he’s gotten better.

See, at times, an MC’s wacknificience doesn’t have to do so much with his lyrics, but the way he delivers his bars. It’s so pedestrian and borderline laughable, yet, there’s something absolutely infectious about it. For me personally, Gucci Mane LeFlare may just be the most wacknificient rapper out today. He’s no Black Thought, but I still love his music. “Freaky Girl” is just about the best example. The song is just full of wacknifient lines.

He sets off the first verse with, “Let me set the record straight/hater you participate/three girls with me like I’m going on Elimidate/say you got a man, but your man ain’t here/the ice in my ear shine like a chandelier“  and later boasts “My money long like a limo/just to show off I put my wrist out the window” on the second verse. LOVE IT!

Lil’ Boosie is another example. I don’t look to him for lyrical content, but you’ll most likely catch me brushing my shoulders and shoes if they play “Wipe Me Down” at a party. This is subjective of course. My wack MC is the next man’s Rakim, so it’s all up for debate. But what about you guys? Who are some of the most lyrically impaired MCs you love to love?-Jackpot

  • 8thwondurrrr

    first?

    • NAWLEDGE

      Shawty Lo!! The guy is incredibly wack but the music just comes together so well!

      “I’m like na nana na, laughing at these haters like ha haha ha”.

      LOL WUT?? That “Foolish” be jammin tho! For some odd reason…

    • mo

      say what you want about jeezy but that is the realest nigga in the game period

  • Pierzy

    I have a few…like Jeezy but some depend on the definition of “wack” like Memphis Bleek or Bubba Sparxxx.

    I think Weezy is pretty terrible…

    • Pierzy

      NORE – “Now you’re face laced like ashtray face!”

      • iLL_G

        even on reggaeton shit he was wack too… “this is all that, cream chesse with bagel on it”

    • Gloveson

      I don’t think weezy is terrible, but he is wacknificent, some of his lyrics are so stupid they’re good ”i’mma go at they head like hair in a comb”………wtf, but i think all rappers hav wacknificent moments!

      • DevoG

        I 2nd that motion sir!
        This nigga said “Shoot a nigga in his thigh and legs and let ketchup like mayonnaise”.
        Bullets and condiments? WTF?

      • EReal

        LMAO. So true.

        • EReal

          So true about Nore, lil wayne lost me when he said “Im hot like light”

        • mk

          LOL! What about the line from a milli “a millionaire I’m a young money millionaire tougher than Nigerian hair”! That shit had me laughing hard first time I heard it…

    • Detroit Draper

      Yea I use to be a fan of Weezy til in between Carter 2 and 3. I hate all that auto-tune shit and he was gettin pretty garbage wit all the constant daily songs he was puttin out. Its almost as if he doesnt even try anymore. I think most rappers went wrong when they listened to Gay-z when he said he didnt write down his rhymes. Trust me thats not for everyone. Maybe some of that wack shit could be good if artist took the time to write it down and give it a thought? Just maybe.

      • Gloveson

        I think you might be right there detroit, everytime i check the web there’s a new weezy song, and sometimes its jus shit, i think some rappers jus rap for the sake of rappin, like if they bored or some shit and then they have no structure to what they doin…………its like my mother always says ”if you’re gonna do somethin, do it right or not at all”

    • BIGNAT

      @Pierzy but Bubba Sparxxx made deliverance. he can’t get a pardon because he made that album. also you really think bleek is that bad?

      • Pierzy

        What’s good Nat…

        That’s why I said depending on people’s definitions. Seriously, Deliverance is probably in my top 25 or so…that shit is great.

        I’m just saying some people may call them wack so I wasn’t sure. If I’m still listening to them, I don’t think they’re wack (obviously) – most notably Bubba. I like dude…

        • EReal

          That dude just got arrested in St. Pete, lol.

  • http://xxl.com Gee

    I love this post. Hit it right on the nose with Jim. His delivery is horrible but the music put together with Hooks and Bars comes out pretty well. Gucci is just for the Hood Niggas in the Trap every city that got D-Boys and want to hear that Street Shit love this dude like he’s the 09 MasterP. I disagree with Boosie comment though. Boosie a real nigga. I got alot of his mixtape shit and he’s speaks from the heart. Real nigga shit everyone can relate too. Not just street shit. I think it’s just his voice that annoys some people. Gee.

    • Pierzy

      I think voice has a lot to do with it. There are people that like the way Jim Jones’ voice comes across on record. DMX’s voice and energy helped him overcome some pretty bad lyrics…and barking.

      • DETROIT

        what up p,

        DMX HAD BAD LYRICS? he didn’t use many big words, but the nigga’s cds were filled with relevant content. this is why i believe that eminem gets more props because he’s white. i’ve seen you praise em for the substance and relevance of his lyrics….but dmx has bad lyrics. as far as substance goes dmx >>>>> EM. matter of fact, his shit has more substance than at least 70% of the other rappers in the game. i think that some of you guys are so young that you have never been through anything, therefore you can’t relate when real nigga shit is being spit.

        • Ja$e

          co-sign Detroit
          X is a beast on the mic. His first 3 albums are classics imo. And he has killed any feature they put him on wether it was w/ Jay, Pun, LL, Red&Meth, Mase just to name a few.

      • Pierzy

        What up y’all…

        When I had this opinion back in ’98 dudes wanted to fight me. There were times when he dropped some good lines but most often he just put words together that rhymed. Plus, the dude growled and barked. C’mon…

        Example: “I’m not a nice person!” Okay, thank you for telling us, Earl.

        His verse on “Money, Cash, Hoes” is pretty awful. If you put those lyrics in another emcee’s voice, they would’ve been seen completely differently.

        “What!”

        “Uh!”

        “Arf! Arf!”

        “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

        • DETROIT

          “His verse on “Money, Cash, Hoes” is pretty awful.”

          the fact that the song was called “money, cash, hoes” meant that no one on that song was gonna actually bring it lyrically! THAT WAS A DUMB ASS SONG ALL AROUND, i give x a pass for that…that was a jay-z production, lol!

    • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

      co-sign Gee. dats jus wat i wus saying down there.

  • Curtis75Black

    True Enough. Most will be heard in the club only and that’s where you’ll truly hear how the song comes to life. It’s been that way since “Rapper’s Delight” especially with Master Gee’s verse !! Just listening to that verse its sad we still have rappers out there like that. Of course, Our Lyrical greats can be heard out there also but it takes a song which they will rarely drop for that to happen. Maybe it’s just the era we’re in, I’ve grown not to expect to much from certain artists and hey, it is what it is.

  • Victor

    RAWSSSE I shouldn’t like him but he’s a likeable dude despite being oblivious to what people think of him. “I beat the mungkey” yeahh….

  • esco702

    Yo this was a cool write up but for me it would have to be mos def Jim Jones and right now Killa Cam. He is no lyricist by any means: “I keep computers puting, luggies luggin” wack as hell but his flow is nice, beats was crazy “back in the orginal dipset day”. Another is 50 cent. Yo son lyrics have been hot trash lately all the real heads if you listened to 50′s album guess whos back you would know how I feel but like 50 said “I’m a tell you what Banks told me cuz go ahead and switch your style up/ if niccaz hate then let’sm hate then watch the money pile up” .

    Super wacknifient….

    • EReal

      Yeah that line was so wack someone turned it into a hook…

  • esco702

    OHHHHHHH shiet yeah Nore is horrible “Im like a hammer I make hit” garbage son…

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Wack MC’s are like cute fat girls.

    You won’t let NOBODY know you’re feeling them, but behind closed doors, you love that ass [||].

    I stay with a little Jim Jones, he’s just fun to hear sometimes. Jeezy’s not wack per se, but rarely does that dude challenge my thought process. Rick Ross doesn’t sound like he graduated high school, but he knows how to keep a good cadence on a track.

    It’s nothing wrong with getting dumbed down from time to time. Sometimes all the science & mathematics can give you a headache.

    • Ace Boogie

      roflmfao at wack mc/ fat girl comment HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      thats real talk

    • EReal

      Yo what the fuck is a cute fat girl homie?

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    “For me personally, Gucci Mane LeFlare may just be the most wacknificient rapper out today.”

    Gucci Mane = wacknificent of all time hands down (W.O.A.T.)

    Lil Boosie can be wacknificent @ times but he speak dat real life shit, shit a nigga really be going thru. so i relate to a lot of what he be sayin & dats y i still listen to Boosie.

    • EReal

      W.O.A.T. lol, Mexico should do a W.O.A.T. tourney.

      Gucci is defs up there.

      Gucci x 7 lol

  • General

    Young Buck is the one for me…when it comes to straight lyricism, he’s not the man, but I still check for anything that he drops cuz its always gutta…Jeezy is another one, but of course the GOAT of Wacknificient for me will also be Eazy E, compared to him all rappers are, as the Bawse would say”swaggerless monkeeees!”

  • D.M.

    1. Every rapper on the cover of the new xxl (Gucci, LO, souljaboy, OJ)
    2. Jim Jones
    3. Method Man
    4. YingYang twins
    5. Plies
    6. B.G. (milk cartoon plz)
    7. Yung Berg
    8. z-ro
    9. Webbie, Bootise, Fox
    10. Every rapper on the cover of the new xxl (Gucci, LO, souljaboy, OJ)

    • http://www.get2knowpro.com leontheprofessional

      …did this dude just put METH in this ‘wacknificent’ ass group?? wow. um, i gotta pull ya hiphop card fuh that sheeeit. lol… Meth is MAD nice. cop an album, and re-touch on that subject, homie.

      • D.M.

        Meth aint been hot since thelast balckout album, only his first solo disc was good. His skills have eroted like copper. Remember this is nices of the wackiest so really he should be 1

        • El Tico Loco

          Then you need to cop BO2 and delete Meth off the list.

        • Wopz

          Co-sign

    • http://www.yahoo.com JCB

      Are you serious? Z-ro should not be anywhere on that list.

    • Detroit Draper

      B.G. and Z-ro the crooked? Naw bro

    • Ace Boogie

      Method Man!!??!?!?!?!
      I respect your opinion but imma need some examples

    • http://www.myspace.com/cityofstorm MP McFly

      Wtf!?!?! did you honestly just put Z-RO on the wacknificent list!?!? method mann!??!?! are you smoking whats spencer pratt’s smoking!!!!!

  • og bobby j

    i made this same argument back when Cash Money and No limit were poppin. Shit, this logic had me out here coppin 400 degreez (still fire tho) and watching the “wobble wobble” video and shit….

    • Pierzy

      Good call…Master P in his “Ghetto D” and “Last Don” days. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • Ace Boogie

      cosign

  • murK

    B-O-O-S-I-E!!!

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    THIS A GOOD ONE!!!!

    1. THE WHOLE THREE SIX MAFIA (EXCLUDIN’ PROJECT PAT)…. I GOT LIKE ALL THEY CD’S… THEY WAS THE SHIT AT ONE POINT (NORTH MEMPHIS BITCHES)”I STAY HOT/LIKE IN A KITCHEN”

    2. KE-KE AND PAUL WALL…. I LISTEN TO THEM BUT I COULD GO WITHOUT

    3. PLIES- DONT REALLY LISTEN TO HIM BUT MOST THE SINGLES BE STRAIGHT

    4. JIM JONES- ONLY CD I LIKE WAS “ON MY WAY TO CHURCH”

    5. GUCCI MANE- THAT NIGGA DOES HAVE THAT AFFECT

    6. NELLY- KEEP IT REAL THAT NIGGA WACK BUT EVERYBODY WAS GETTIN HOT IN THERE AND SIPPIN ON PIMP JUICE WHILE WALKIN IN THEY AIR FORCE ONES!!!!

    7. YOUNG DRO- PEOPLE THINK HE CAN RAP.. NEGATIVE!!! BUT I BUMP THAT NIGGA SHIT

    8. TWISTA- SCATTERED HITS HERE AND THERE!!!

    9. BOOSIE AND WEBBIE (SEE #8 AND LAST PARAGRAPH IN BLOG).. I BUMP THEY SHIT THO

    10. CANT THINK OF NOBODY ELSE…. I’M HAVIN A BRAIN FART!!!!

    • Detroit Draper

      Paul Wall a tell you he stole his whole sound from Don Ke but I fucks wit both of them. Paul keep them one one liners comin and Ke just one of the realest.

    • yoprince

      “you ain’t from Russia.. so bitch why you rushin” PIMP JUICE! LMAO.

      Gucci Mane is my W.O.A.T.

      “I gotta Bart Simpson where my heart used to be” What?! Jammin tho!

      • chillin mayne

        a yoprince…ive never herd a gucci mane lyric in my life, but dat line can b easily xplained…aint gucci mane dat cat with da big ass bart simpson piece and chain??….so basically he sayin “i got ice where my heart used to b”….wat was da line b4 or after dat, if u know?..i wanna see if it has relevance to dat line or not

      • chillin mayne

        p.s….nelly got a few good lines…i dont remember wat track it was but he was talkin bout “i should move to bel-air, da way i fill up(phillip) banks”…dat russian/rushin line was pimp tho

  • Bobo D

    Question: Jackpot do you guys ever release the results for the XXL poll? This week’s is especially funny but why vote if there no results.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    I’d have to call a three-way tie between The Game, Prodigy & Snoop Dogg.

    • DETROIT

      PRODIGY? R U SERIOUS? you’re now on time out grands. go listen to the original quiet storm 5 times…then come back to the keyboard! P is one of the best lyricists EVER…RESPECT THE LEGENDS!

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        @ DETRIOT

        Ha! Never on time out, juice.

        I followed Mobb when they were Juvenile Hell. I had the “hit it from the back” 12 inch single. I was 18 when “Infamous” drop, bumped it every day that summer. Bought “Hell on Earth” the day it came out. Mobb Deep is one of my top groups. I even followed them to G-unit when P got that silly ass hand tat & bought Blood Money.

        I’ve watched him progress (fucking with Nas, Nore, Mega, Tragedy) to regress (50, all of G-unit). So, I think I can say that if you compare todays Prodigy to Prodigy in the ’90′s, he’s much closer to wack than he was. I have “Hell on Earth”, “Start of Your Ending” & “Temperatures Rising” on my Blackberry. Won’t even start on the iPod playlist.

        “Yo, it’s the p, e double, push a lex bubble, in the winter, can’t come around only the hoes can enter, told her meet me @ six, on the hill at the center, took her to the Westway & bent her, right over, stay intoxicated never sober, face it, violate & get laced’d, why u wastin, ya slugs u ain’t buckin nuttin, ya better off buckin ya self, u need to stop frontin, I used to drive a ac with a mac in the engine, it was painted in black with crack sale intentions, to blow up the whole projects, the infamous, ya sons’ll grow up to be murderers n terrorists, it’s the nigga n me, accompanyed by the cognac, u can ask around don’t fuck with the mobb, I coulda told u that, where u been @, u musta cut class, if it ain’t me, another member of my crew’ll kick ya ass, we do damage to limbs, in 91 stompin u out n blk timbs, Prodigy n the h-a-v-o-c, from the QBC, puttin cowards where they spossed to be, if I don’t know ya…..”

        I’m a stan, bruh. No worries.

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

          @ DETROIT

          “Start of Your Ending” circa 1994………..when P was a monster!

        • Pierzy

          Yeah…

          Murda Muzik & earlier vs. Anything after is no comparison

      • General

        Prodigy is like Snoop…if you listen to their early shit they were nice, but now they are just both shit…You can’t possiblty defend Prodigy as bein one of the nicest based on his work over the last 5 to 6 years. I actually think he would have a hard time takin Jim Jones line for line right now

        • PARIS PERSHUN

          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          I FEEL YA ON THAT ONE…. CAUSE I WAS TEMPTED TO PUT SNOOP AS #10 BEFORE I HAD MY BRAIN FART!!!

        • DETROIT

          i agree, p is no where near the level he was on back in the day. BUT NEITHER IS ICE CUBE, RAKIM, NAS, JAY-Z, EMINEM, GHOSTFACE, ETC! i just think that based on the amount of work he’s put in, he doesn’t desearve to be on anyones wack list. it’s kinda like if stevie wonder put out 3 wack albums in the last 3 years, would he be wack? to me, he’d still be a legend. when you talk about mike jackson, the first thing that most people bring up is “thriller”, and that shit came out in like 1986! that’s the difference between me and most of you guys, i think that all artists make wack music at some point in their career, even bob marley had some duds….but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t a beast! ALSO, HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THE “RETURN OF THE MAC” MIXTAPE, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THAT?

        • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

          @ DETROIT

          Pierzy & General said what I was trying to say, I was just too busy showing you that my “time-out” is undeserved, lol.

          Yeah, “Return of..” Was decent to me, but I liked Prodigy when only East Coast heads were on it. I’m talking about Yo! Mtv Raps & Rap City (with the Mayor, before Joe Clair & whoever followed). I’m going to be biased, because I’m a fan. Dude, I BOUGHT “Blood Money”.

          But, I get your point, which I do agree with. But, as for present day, my opinion still stands. But the post didn’t ask who’s longevity do we recognize? He gets credit, but where is he now? I bump Mobb Deep because I need that music, just like any Redman album. It’s part of MY music. Everybody isn’t checking for Prodigy like that though.

          & even when he was destroying verses, you still didn’t need a degree to dig what he was saying. That was/is part of the “charm”. Dudes pretty niggorant. Always has been.

          “Blazin, @ all the shows, & even @ the hoes” lol.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com jackpot

    Damn! I almost forgot Three 6. I love those guys, but they aren’t the most lyrical dudes around.
    “I ain’t Denzel, but I know I’m a star.” I love that ish, man.

  • 619er

    Tony Yayo all day!

    Gators and ostrich, you know we in power
    You could see my outfit on the Discovery Channel (I know you don’t love me)

    Horses, Cavalies with a real-life vest on
    I kick game like Pele and Beckham
    (T.O.S.)

    I know you heard of 50, I know you heard of Yay
    I Steve Nash these hoes, pass them all day
    (Close To Me)

    When I first met her, I did anything to get her
    Paid all her bills and filled her frigerator
    (I Smell Pussy)

    Classic Yayo!!!

    • Detroit Draper

      LMAO @ 619er I fucks wit some of that Yayo lol. He’s not the greatest but he do have his moments of shine. He stole that Return of the body snatchers mixtape which was a classic ass slept on tape.

  • zood

    As much as Soulja Boy cannot rap, I can’t honestly say i haven’t found some of his songs catchy, Kiss Me Thru The Phone is ridiculous.

  • http://www.get2knowpro.com leontheprofessional

    …cosigns + ONE…

    - jim fukkin’ jones – C-C-C-COSIGN.
    - every cat on the new XXL – COSIGN.
    - nelly – COSIGN
    - young dro – COSIGN
    - jeezy – he’s gotten better, buuut – COSIGN.

    …AND THE WINNER FOR ME IS KRUNCHY BLACK FROM THREE 6 MAFIA. If he aint the worst rapper on the planet. Shit is HILARIOUS to listen to, especially if you single out his horrible verses. But, his voice fits in the scheme of things, so it’s like “dammit, the shit works!” hahahahhaaa…

    …and for Percy Pershun — i gotta do it (prob’ly wont even do it right!) since you didnt put it in there. My favorite part of readin’ his responses: [leans back and turns Canibus 2000 B.C. WAY WAY WAY the fukk up!] LOL

    • PARIS PERSHUN

      ITS PARIS MUFUCKA!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH A

      • http://www.get2knowpro.com leontheprofessional

        …lol! i knew i’d fuxx some’m up. haha

  • Trenton Watts

    NORE- ODB- SNOOP- TONY YAYO- YOUNG JEZZY-

  • DV8

    as of late:
    Gucci
    Boosie and Webbie

    back in the day:
    Master P/ Silkk/ C-Murder
    N.O.R.E
    Cash Money
    3-6 Mafia

    not lyrically excellent, but I fux with them

    • DV8

      oh yeah and Young Jeezy

  • BeerGangsta

    XXL you are right Jim Jones is all the way wack. One hit wonder! Balling is the only song that made since that he made. J diss him on the song and won the battle. Fuck Dip shit! Go and work at a dam Gas Station!

  • Da

    the midgets on that MIA song

  • Ali

    I agree in a way, but not Jim Jones haha a lil too wack for me……I like Juelz & Jeezy for some reason though…..Jeezy alot mroe cuz I went to the store and bought all 3 albums haha they’re fun to listen to…..I bought the 3rd Rick Ross album expecting it to be wack but fun anyway, but it was actually pretty good lol….half was wack, but the good half was better than I thought it’d be……At the time I bought Tha Carter II, I didn’t think Wayne was wack, but now I guess he falls into this category too cuz outta these 300000000000 verses he puts out a year, I’m bound to like 4 or 5

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “TEAR DA CLUB UP”WAY WAY WAY WAY WAYW AY WAY THE FUCK UP))

  • IndyKid

    LMAO at dude up top sayin DMX is better than Em

    • DETROIT

      i didn’t say that x is better than em…i said that x has more substance in his rhymes….for the record, EM > X! let me clear that up before the stans come for me!

    • ILLWILL

      X is better tham Em in X Prime

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    ya’ll do know that Boosie has other songs than Zoom & Wipe Me Down, right? nigga done had a core fan base since like 2001-03ish. he been relevant to a young nigga like me.

    “they buy lil boosie cuz lil boosie spit tha real…” – old ass Hot Boys track

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Even though I can’t stand Dirt Clump Jones, I have to admit some of his songs be stuck in my head as well. Young Jeezy as well….hell, even some lines from Crunchy Black be kinda getting to me LOL. Sometimes I catch myself reciting some of his lines…I know its bad….

  • DETROIT

    THE MOST WACKNIFICENT RAPPERS EVER ARE…………THE BIG TYMERS!

    Those dudes were the wacknificent rae and ghost! they’re shit used to be fire!

    Manny says:
    “I told ya fuckin’ ass I be back
    In a brand new Fleetwood Cadillac
    License plate say money makin’ nigga fa sho
    Chillin’ by ya boy house kissin’ on these hoes………”

    Baby says:
    “News cars
    Pretty broads
    Neighborhood superstars
    Going far
    Goin’ to the super bowl
    In the hole
    And I owe my nigga for frontin’ me two kilos…..”

    I LUV THEM NIGGAS MAN!

    • Detroit Draper

      “The wacknificent Rae and Ghost” LMFAO aye thats a true story all day but u cant deny they had some good ass albums How you luv that vol 1 and 2.

      • DETROIT

        don’t forget “Big Money Heavyweights”…that shit was a classic!

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    CRUNCHY BLACK- WHO RUN IT- “STAB YOU IN YO HEART WIT A HAR FUCKIN PUNE/ NIGGA BOOM/NIGGA BOOM…. HA HA HA HA HA HA GOTTA LOVE THEM NIGGAS!!!!

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “WHO RUN IT” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP))

    • Mack

      Quite frankly, the crunkest line of all time.

  • John doe

    Lol. Nice. Has anyone thought of any Wacknificent female mcs. I dont know if my brain’s too slow or i aint figured out none…o wait….. AMIL. O! I forgot…she’s no longer an mc.lol!

  • wil. cflex

    Yeah I feel the blog…my favorite wacknificent rapper…top 2 is 1st. Gucci mane. And ….yes….SHEA DAVIS!…

  • Silly Willy

    There are some pretty obvious wacknificients on those comments, but how can we forget the wacknificience on a wax that is the one and only $hort Dog.
    Don’t believe me? Bump Freaky Tales or Blowjob Betty and get back at me!

  • josebin1988

    ying yang twins, hands down.
    Can´t rap 4 shit and scream all track long.
    “AAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!”

  • Illegal1

    Good blog, the kings of dumb, bad lyrics that you can bump to has to be THREE SIX MAFIA!! I mean, who else can make a song about fighting in the club, getting head, slobbing on knobs and have grown men and women singing along to it in the club?? Remember when Ass and Titties came out? the club went crazy when that shit came on. So here is my top three:

    1. Three Six Mafia
    2. Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz
    3. Gucci Mane

  • Silly Willy

    Beeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaatttcchhhhh!!!!!!
    The Ultimate Wacknificient Ad-Lib…..

    • PARIS PERSHUN

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      ITS FUNNY CAUSE I USED THAT AD-LIB IN A SONG I DID!!!!

  • Young History in the Making

    if yall gon say wack rappers and aint noone mention mike jones…who? and then jim jones as well..its like both of those cats make stupid ass songs and they are so stupid that theyre actually catchy…..the nigga made a song out of a kid’s rant……na-na na-na na..c’mon now…….and then mike made that song “back then” it was dumb too..yeah gucci mane because he just got some stupid shit to say..then n.o.r.e. gets honorable mention…so does lil boosie and paul wall cuz he was better back when he was with the color changin’ click..lil flip nowadays as well..i guess ima jus roll with everyone on that xxl cover..maybe nelly with everything after the “country grammar” cd……….so many to name but not much time..

  • L’sUp314

    Y nygas shittin on Jeezy like he dont get off sometimes…Jeezy b spittin….his delivery is wat make his bars sound sick as hell…and his asshole demeanor 2 be funny as hell

    “Once upon a time, I used to grind all night
    With that residue, that was Ipod white
    I’m a boss, I got Juice like the magazine
    And everyday I see Feds like a magazine” – Standing Ovation

    “Super charger, the same color as PJ
    I got a champagne range
    Pick niggaz off, I got a night-scope aim
    Audio, video, you caught on tape” – The Realist

    “I SAID THE DROUGHT GOT A NIGGA DRUNK
    I’M STILL TRYNA SOBER UP
    WISH I HAD ME SOME MONEY I BUY ME SOME BETTER LUCK” – The Recession Intro

    Jeezy b gettin off……AND DONT TELL ME THAT WHOLE THUG MOTIVATION JEEZY WASNT SPITTIN….THE INSPIRATION WAS EVERY NOW AND THEN…AND HE STUCK 2 HIS CONCEPT ON THE RECESSION

  • vhingrhamesonyomomma

    1. wacknificent rapper of all time ………drum roll plze! (DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRum!)

    Plies!

    qoutes: “whats in my pocket dawg…big face hundreds!” (can’t help but say that one)

    “I got a nick name for her, i’ll call her wet-wet”

    “I’m yacked up and I’m horny”

    any line on the song “crackaz”

    oh and last but not least, the line everybody stay yellin out…

    “Tell my p.o. I ‘ll smoke when I’m ready!”

    tell me who got more? huh?

  • A

    If you’re not a dope lyricist what are they paying you for? I could get a beat and drop a few versus and a nice hook. Who needs a whack mc? The south is full of them anf they’re all fuckin up the game. This is why hip-hop is dead!

  • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    1. Every rapper on the cover of the new xxl (Gucci, LO, souljaboy, OJ)

    Co-Sign

    Hmmm… Playaz Circle, Bone Crusher, Sheek Louch, Daz & Kurupt (although Dogg Chit was aight), I-20, Plies, Brisco … just to get it started.

  • HERM

    Nice drop. I’m gonna have to say Max B and French Montana for me.

    I totally dig their music while cruising in the whip. It’s totally catchy, eventhough occasionally I have to snicker at some lines, like “c’mon man, I’m not stupid.”

  • picturemerollin

    Max B is Wacknificent. lol go listen to “who we are”

  • DANJA29

    Pimp C!

    Even Bun has repeatedly said that this nigga didn’t give a fuck about a hip-hop or lyrical abilities. He was about making good records first and foremost… and a lot of his rhymes might look like shit on paper, but damn if he wasn’t super-entertaining. dude is talented in his own way, but i don’t think he’s ever getting on anyone’s lyric-for-lyric top 10.

    • DETROIT

      R U SERIOUS?

      you’re also on a time out…go listen to “murder” 5 times, then come back to the keyboard! if that doesn’t work, try “one day u here”!

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        “also”???

        Hahahahahaha!

      • PARIS PERSHUN

        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

        HELL YEAHHHH!!!!! MURDER IS LIKE MY FAVORITE FUCKIN UGK SONG PERIOD….. EVEN PIMP C RIPPED THE FUCK OUTTA THAT ONE….. BUT BUN B JUST BLACKED THE FUCK OUT ON THAT ONE!!!!!

        YESSSIRRRR!!!!

    • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

      I agree with Danja29

      Pimp C’s lyrics never been that great to me. Dude was all about making good music though hands down, and most times he always came thru on the production side.

  • Prince Caesar

    Hold up…My man, you said Sheek Louch is wack! I do agree some of the shit he says is questionable, but, dude is a beast and his songs have substance. Wack rappers..um..I would say Jeezy, damn near every rapper from the South..Snoop, but he still is the fuckin man..and Cam’ron..but Cam can actually spit, he just talks about alot of dumb shit. Soulja Boy is the King of Wack Rappers. None of his shit is hot.

  • http://www.xxlmag.com jackpot

    Awwww,man! Max B is wacknificience personified. You guys are coming up with great ones.

  • DETROIT

    yea, but that guy french montana is just WACK…..there’s no nificent on his shit!

  • stoneyisland

    Two words… Lil & John:) that troll looking muthafucka might be wacker then Jim Jones. Coming in second is Jenny Jones, followed by anything Puffy gets on.

  • El Tico Loco

    How do you have a wacknificent rapper conversation and not mention their father Too $hort? And wacknificent is not quite wack is a guilty pleasure rapper.

    On another note Camron can really spit, you can tell when someone is not really trying and when they are and just comes out terrible.

  • lilsty

    Soulja Boy is wack as hell and Shawty Lo

  • darrell johnson

    jeezy
    rawss
    styles p
    pimp c (r.i.p.)

  • zayzkidd

    “STRONG LIKE RIPPLE BE, HARD LIKE MY GIRL NIPPLE BE” – BIGGIE SMALLS

  • Enlightened

    Master P has to be the G.O.A.T. wacknificent rapper ever – when he was in his prime.

    Some of that shit off Ice Cream Man and the first two TRU albums are some of my favorite shit ever, but that nigga couldn’t rap for shit.

    His voice and delivery was wicked though.

  • http://www.singlesexyandsaved.blogspot.com Victoria Page

    …AND THE WINNER FOR ME IS KRUNCHY BLACK FROM THREE 6 MAFIA. If he aint the worst rapper on the planet. Shit is HILARIOUS to listen to, especially if you single out his horrible verses. But, his voice fits in the scheme of things, so it’s like “dammit, the shit works!” hahahahhaaa…

    CO SIGN!!!!! And when I am feeling like something extra ignorant I turn Plies “Bust it Baby” way way up…..

  • Nick Geezy From Akron

    yall trippin. nothin about gucci is wack. he the fuckin truth i swear nigga.

    • El Tico Loco

      Everybody knows Gucci is wack, his music just puts you in a certain mind state, please do not confuse that with mindblowing lyrics man. I live in Atlanta and I know a good rapper from a wack one and Gucci is wack, does he make it easy to pull drunk hoodrats in the club? yes. Do the dboys go crazy when Gucci comes on? yes. But is he nice? HELL NAW.

      • DETROIT

        “does he make it easy to pull drunk hoodrats in the club? yes. Do the dboys go crazy when Gucci comes on? yes. But is he nice? HELL NAW.”

        SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN? are you saying that a d boys opinion doesn’t matter, and that a hoodrats opinion doesn’t matter? we are talkin bout rap right? music originally made in the hood for, and by, hood niggas right? also, what about the fact that he keeps the club jumpin? does that not matter? the legend of jay-z was created in the club. that’s what separated him from other new york lyricist…the fact that he made bangin ass club songs!

        my point is this, don’t hate man, give credit where credit is due. rap music has always been closely linked to the hood/streets (not the internet), so how could the biggest nigga in the hood be trash? is gucci a lyricist…NOT AT ALL! but is his delivery and song making ability above average…HELL YEA!

        this reminds me of the hate too short used to get back in the day. now 25 years later, short is still around, and the niggas that hated on him are long gone. no one focused on the fact that short had a live funk band, or the fact that there was so much game in his shit….they focused more on how he said shit than what he was saying!

        all i’m saying is….GIVE GUCCI HIS PROPS, if you don’t like him, then you don’t like him…but hatin is not cool!

        oh, and since i was talkin bout short….pre “get in where you fit in” short was wacknificent….but on “get in where you fit in”, and most of the albums after that, SHORT WENT IN….DON’T FRONT ON SHORT! IF YOU DO…GO LISTEN TO “WAY TO REAL” 5 TIMES AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!

        • El Tico Loco

          Obviously the hoodrats and d boy opinions do matter that’s how Church’s Chicken still in business does it mean is good? NO.

          Now there’s no hate on Gucci from me, All white bricks is my shit, But I’m being dead ass when I say dude can’t spit think of it like Rihanna or Ciara they can’t sing for shit but they put out hits and girls love that shit.

  • corlione39

    HAHAHA 3-6 ALL DA WAY N JEEZY SICC AZZ BEETZ N I MEEN SICC!!! BUT DA RHYMEZ BLAHHH

  • http://XXLmag.com JUSROMAN

    I must say that one of wackest rappers of all time has to be Silk Tha Shocker. What makes his shit so wack is that he thought his shit was fly, but he was badly mistaken.

  • BOSTON PI

    EVERY NEW YORK RAPPER EXCEPT NAS, JAY-Z, AND JADA

  • Jkeith734

    I’m seeing dudes like Game and Meth in these list are you fuckin crazy.

    Boosie shouldn’t be in there either. He probably outta everybody rappin now is the only one spittin real life shit right now.

    Gucci? Yes but I still fucks with him.

    50 too

  • http://xxl.com Gee

    What up Southside A-Town. I feel you my dude with Boosie. I think Yung L.A. would have to fall in that list to. Too much Swaggerific Futuristic Rhymes coming out of the Grand Hustle starting team. At least T.I. got bars forever. Shawty Lo would have to fall on the list too. There is a lot of wack Rappers out period. If you ask me Hip-Hop is at its Highest Oversaturation rate with Rappers in the History of the game.

  • Jkeith734

    Also seeing Kurupt and Styles P. Must be youngstas on this post. Whoever is disrespecting Snoop & Pimp C Die of Aids slowly Bitch!! U.G.K. 4 Life

  • harharhahrharh

    yo you assholes forgot about the freestyle king

    LIL FLIP!

    LIL FUKIN FLIP

    songs are straight trash but i love the dude.

  • http://xxl.com Gee

    Co-Sign Oh Tico Loco. My nigga I live in Pittsburgh PA and when that Gucci Shit come on Them Hoodrat hoes get it Poppin. It would be equivalent to a scene like when the Freaks Come out At Night if there was a movie scene to it. Them drunk Hoes Be Ready to Get they Shit Beat In to that GUCCI.

  • Tsja

    ‘Dude is Pow Wow (Paul Wall) I’m the peoples champ…’

    :D

    Mike Jones

    Slim Thug

    Gotta be a couple more…

  • slim

    flo rida, shawty lo, juelz

  • Emperor Doom

    Gucci Mane

    Cam’Ron (his new album is bullsit, but he has some tracks I fuck with)

    Jim Jones just straight up sucks actually.

    Soulja Boy

    Plies

    Shawty Lo

  • SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN

    damn didnt see anybody put Baby aka Birdman…
    shit might as well say Big Tymers

  • Jamal7Mile

    2 Live Crew “As Nasty As They Wanna Be” wasn’t too lyrical but damn if I didn’t blast that album for 15+ years!! When it was stolen, lost or too scratched up to play, it got replaced PRONTO!!

    Oh yeah, remember Rappin’ Duke? Da Ha Da Ha?

    And who remember No Face, a group that was co-signed by Ed Lover?

    • DETROIT

      “just because yo hair ain’t real, don’t think that i don’t know the deal!”

      - no face

  • M-O-J-O

    Don’ ever…ever…group Kurupt with Daz on wackness. Kurupt should be in your top 25 mc’s of all time, and if he’s not you need to pay attention.

  • cali

    Co sign wit gee

    Everybody want 2 rap but truth iz dey just wack

  • westcoastaggie

    PLEASE LISTEN TO KURUPT’S VERSE ON XXPLOSIVE AND TAKE HIM OFF YOUR WACKNICIFICENT LIST!!!

  • yaOK

    I think this whole article is “Wacknificient”…. seriously wtf is that?? that is one of the gayest things i have ever heard. Oh and niggorant?? seriously?? does this dude really get paid for this shit?

    Oh jim jones is completely garbage too. Dude said we aren’t going to say nigga anymore we gonna say that’s my obama…. fucking ridiculous. Oh hope you mother fuckers don’t support this wack ass dude or this wack ass “writer”

    MOVE ALONG.

  • oskamadison

    Let’s see…Nore, Greg Nice, the Beastie Boys (Licensed To Ill and Paul’s Boutique only), Slum Village (it’s interesting when the producer is the dopest MC in the group. Dilla lives on…), Big Pooh (dude gets a lot of flack but tell me you haven’t heard WAAAAAYYYYYY worse), Jeezy (what gets me about him is he KNOWS he ain’t a lyricist but he don’t give a fuck, Lil Dap (at least dude got a lil’ cadence to his shit. I’d rather listen to paint dry than Melachi the Nutcraker) and the quintuple OG wacknificent MC lifetime achievement award goes to…the legendary Emcee Milk Dee!!!!!!!!(undisputed proof of the power of having one of the greatest beats in hip-hop history.

  • matt

    JUELZ HANDS DOWN

    his lines are sub par lyrically but hes delivery is somthin else
    hes the man

    • Jkeith734

      Co-Sign

  • $ykotic

    Ha Ha!

    Good ass names ya’ll dropped.

    Whoever said Styles P up there should be shot on sight.

    XXL Coverboys: DEFINITE COSIGN.

    BOTH Jones’(Jim & Mike)

    3 6 Mafia: COSIGN(regardless of the beats)

    Nore

    Group Home: F*cked them Preemo beats up(e.g. “The Realness”). And I still listen to it.

    Flavor Flav

    Max AND French

    Greg Nice from Nice & Smooth

    (P)lies

  • jaffe joe

    NORE. The only thing that was good about NORE was Banned From TV and that wasn’t even because of him. Compare his verse from Nature’s, Big Pun’s, and The LOX.

    Also Three 6 Mafia. They are from my city but I still have to admit they have many wacknificient moments. Listen to their newer songs and anything from Chrunchy Black (wackest rap name ever).

    Cam’ron too. Most of the time he’s good, other times he’s wack.

  • Jerm

    i gotta say that Soulja Boys tracks are pretty catchy…that Turn My Swag On is bumpin wit me…and X isnt wack, he just inst, the money cash hoes track just didnt sound right, cuz whens the last time u ever heard X braggin bout what he got?!?!

    and Gucci Manes shit is wack but sounds good as well…

  • Z

    There were some decent choices, but if I had to name wack shit that I really liked, my top two would be Bone Thugs and Kanye. Both have put out incredible music, but lyrically – hot garbage.

  • Z

    Bone Thugs and Kanye get my vote. Some of my favorite music, but lyrically, hot garbage.

  • UNCLE SAM

    Gucci Mane = W.O.A.T

    EASY

  • dollaboston

    for the guy who put METHOD MAN on his list please go buy BO2! i agree his only dope solo album was tical, but when he wit the WU or REDMAN or just ft’s. come on man he kills ish!!! in no way at all should he be on ur list.
    p.s. jeezy the truth!!! spit for real playas that do thangs!! “secret society”

  • dj2morrow

    I was going to bring up Baby from Cash Money too but someone else said it. Shawty Lo is another one that his wacknificent actually was the main reason he got so many people into him. Id say the new Snoop is kinda wacknificent because he comes out with really good songs but lyrically its nothing special. Nore is probably one of the worst when it comes to alot of things that would make a good mc but his hits have been sick songs. Yayo is probably my favorite one because he doesnt give a shit to where hell rhyme about anything and shit will turn out good.

  • real talka

    Mannie Fresh – I get the pussy like Donald and duck (LMFAO)

  • KASH MONEY LEGACY

    JAY-Z IS THE WACKNIFICENT MASTER SURE HE’LL HIT U WITH SOMESHIT THAT MAY SEEM INCREDIBLE BECU HE HAS 1 GOOD SUBJECT MATTER 2 HE WAS 1 OF THE 1ST TALKIN BOUT COKE 3 HIS VOICE IS INCREDIBLE AND SO IS HIS DELIVERY

  • KASH MONEY LEGACY

    JAY-Z IS THE WACKNIFICENT MASTER SURE HE’LL HIT U WITH SOMESHIT THAT MAY SEEM INCREDIBLE BECU HE HAS 1 GOOD SUBJECT MATTER 2 HE WAS 1 OF THE 1ST TALKIN BOUT COKE 3 HIS VOICE IS INCREDIBLE AND SO IS HIS DELIVERY

    LLOOLL YAL ARE GONNA BE TIGHT BUT WHAT DO U THINK IM RIGHT SOMETIMES WITH THIS 1

  • BXFinest

    GUCCI!!

  • Jhon da Analyst

    I hate all of those “short yellow bus” rappin niggas. Most of em come from the south. Word. Peace to Luda & Stat Quo tho!!

  • http://colby-sempek.com Ghost

    Young Zee? Anybody?

  • Nate

    Yes, very good points made here.

    I had my share going through the years. Wack mc’s that put things together.

    But the ratio of mc’s being wack and not caring, or doing even good albums (to the good ones) has gotten worse, and worse.

    Now if you are tight, AND make nice albums, songs that’s considered “corny”, like Crooked/Slaughterhouse.

    I think though the main thing that if you are Wacknificient just be sure to be totally original not copying anybody. And for the most part these “MC”s stand out for their “style”..

  • http://www.xxlmag.com 615banga

    this has nothing to do with this blog i just wanted to state who i think the top 10 dirty south artists are (currently)

    1. Ludacris

    2. Lil Wayne

    3. T.I.

    4. Gucci Mane

    5. Rick Ross

    6. Plies

    7. Young Buck

    8. Young Jeezy

    9. Slim Thug

    10. OJ Da Juicman

  • Ya Boy

    If u wrote Snoop, Kurupt, Pimp C, The Game, DMX, Cam’Ron etc on here u need 2 die a slow and uncomfortable death.
    Anyways

    Yung LA
    Gucci Mane
    OJ Da Juiceman
    These are a few I fucks wit

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      *farts & goes back to what he was doing*

  • tyson mike

    nelly for sure, love hes music but he aint no lyrical assasin. also ill have to say Huey.

  • http://freedomblogging.org Adam

    lol Soon as I saw this title I thought “Jim Jones”

  • Kenny

    Rick Ross
    Young Jeezy
    Jim Jones
    Tony Yayo
    Plies

  • Killa Ken

    how can anybody say Prodigy iz whack dat nigga’s a legend,son

  • HAZ

    Yo Gucci Man gotta be the worst, followed by Jim and Cam. All of them make decent music but if you looking for lyrical content go find another artist. Jeezy has gotten better but he would be my 4th worst and to round off my top 5 is Max B. Good on hook but verses are complete trash!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Dra$t-iQ Alkoholik

    it’s a funny thing but that”foolish” track by Shawty Lo is border line retarted but it bumps like a muthafucka
    I’m like na na na
    that shit had me laughing like a foo
    rick ross is a moron 2 but that shit catchy
    yayo is weak and irritating
    plies makes sum nice love jams for crack heads and prison inmates

  • Brendan

    Hahaha best wack rappers of all time as a group is expensive taste check it out its paul wall, travis barker, and skinhead rob this guy who was in a punk band called the transplants… the shit is sooo bad but its so addicting all they rap about is purple drank and kush blunts funniest shit in the world

    “Smokin kush blunts drinkin purple out my lakers cup”

    “Hell yeah im the shit damn, right im the shit, i gotta long list of reasons why i know im the shit”-Paul Wall

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  • jigga

    that 50 cent line ain’t wack. fact is it’s the truth, nigga switch his style, ppl hate and his money still piling up. Intelligent rap don’t sell. by the way i like intelligent rap

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