JewDon’tKnow

In celebration of XXL’s “I Know Rap People” [The White Edition] (peep it on Thursday, May 7 baby – Matt Barone and I do our thing) I decided to concentrate on a special brand of honkey (or should I say “hungkey” like Rick Ross). My people – the chosen ones.

You see, the Jews be running this white rap ish. And I’m not talking behind the scenes either – shout out to the T.I.s. – that’s Bol’s lane – I’m talking ’bout the music.

From the dawn of white boy rap – it took three Jews from New York to set it off. The Beastie Boys, not only repped for the peckerwoods, but they also made sure to reference their dreidel playing, matzoh ball eating roots. “I’m a funky ass Jew and I’m on my way.”

Fast forward a couple years and the next rapper to get put on by pro-semite Russell Simmons and his Def Jam Records was the jewfro sporting MC Serch of 3rd Bass. Probably more known now for his role in ego trip’s [white] Rapper Show and Miss Rap Supreme, Serch helped form Non Phixion, one of the illest jewish super groups of all time. While member Sabac Red was half Italian/ half Puerto Rock, the rest of the group were a bunch of tough jews (werd to Scott Storch) from Brooklyn’s Glenwood projects. Member Ill Bill’s brother, Necro, a rapper in his own right, produced many of the crew’s songs, which came out on Bill’s Uncle Howie Records – whose logo payed homage to Hebrew National.

On the West Coast, a man by the name of Alan Daniel Maman, aka Beverly Hills’ gulliest, bearded producer, The Alchemist was holding it down for both the Infamous Mobb and the Kosher Tribe. (Actor Scott Caan, his Whooligans rap partner and son of legendary actor James Caan, is also down with the squad).

Up top in the T. Dot, everyone from the teenie boppers to Funk Flex to Joe Budden are getting their panties wet over self described halfie, Drake.

And in the Midwest, Jew manager extraordinaire Paul Rosenberg once said that the King of the white rappers, Mr. Slim Shady himself has a grandma out there somewhere who is half-Jewish. Add suburban sensation Asher Roth to the mix – he has one Jewish parent as well, although he was raised Christian – and you almost have one more full-time jew for the lineup.

I don’t really have to name anyone else, but just to shove the point down some of y’all throats – kosher pause – Atlanta newcomer OJ the Juiceman has a new nickname. Yes! OJ The Jew Man.

As Jackpot always says, speak on it. And try not to be too much of a “racialist” people. – Jesse Gissen

Bonus # 1– Rappin’ Rodney Dangerfield, born Jacob Cohen, always gets respect in my book.

Bonus #2– Shouts to Ralph Lipshitz, aka Ralph Lauren – we styling on you!

CHOLLA!!!!!!!

  • Understand this

    This has take for profit has been going on for centuries The Hykos were the first to practice the grab and go to the original nation. This is a great read… maybe people will wise-in up

    • linpico

      let’s not mistake the jews with jew-ish or the israelites from the Israeli. the real jews are in captivities these Caucasoids wish they were Jews(jew-ish).

      Yahweh is near!

    • ko

      And of course Jews hate ovens.

  • Pierzy

    L’Chayim!

    The Beastie Boys are the pioneers on the shit & Serch is great not only for his rhymes but, again, for putting NaS (and Illmatic) on.

    • JCITYHUSTLA617

      RUN DMC LL COOL J AND BESTIE BOYS ELEVATED HIPHOP 2 NEW HEIGHTS DEFJAM WAS REALLY INSTRUMENTAL IN MAKING THE ARTFORM WHAT IT EVOLVED 2 NOW………………….CO-SIGN THE MC SERCH SENTIMENT

      • $ykotic

        And we have the jewish guy Rick Rubin to thank for that.

  • D-Block

    hmm i dont think ive ever met a jew before lol

    • BIGNAT

      if you ever been to nyc you will run into one.

    • valdez

      @ D-Block…

      u have definitely seen jews before. thing is, YOU didn’t know they were jews and sadly, chances are THEY didn’t know they were jews either.

      the REAL jews are BLACK, period. the pale ppl u see wearing the big hats and dark suits ARE NOT THE REAL JEWS and many of them know this. they stole the religion, along with most of the world’s wealth, which is why they run everything. what is jewish?? (see:jew-like)

      this is probably THE main secret they don’t want us to know. as punishment for our transgressions against The Most High, we were scattered across the 4 corners of the earth. their power lies in the fact that we don’t know who we are.

      this is something that the so-called jews will never admit to because, like i said before, their power lies in our ignorance. imagine if the masses knew the truth. that is the LAT thing they want. many, like tom cruise for example, change their last names to hide who they really are.

      i will tell u who these so-called jews REALLY are…

      EDOMITES (sons of Cain)!!!

      • valdez

        Cain was a cunning hunter. he liked to eat his meat raw and he was hella hairy (remind u of any particular group of ppl??)

        MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

        anyway, long story short, Cain (edomites) was the oldest, but their mother helped Abel (real jews) to trick Cain into selling his birthright for some food!

  • The_Truth

    ***Marc Ecko is a Jew. . .first “urban” clothing line with a $1,000,000,000 revenue.
    (that’s NINE zero’s.)

  • westcoastaggie

    Remember guys that a Jew is a person that practices Judaism (A religion in which Christianity is derived from).

    So Just because you are a Jew, doesn’t mean you are white & just because you are white, doesn’t mean you are a Jew.

    With that being said, is Rick Rubin Jewish?

    • Pierzy

      Good call. I’m white and definitely not Jewish.

      And I’m 99% sure that Rick Rubin is Jewish.

    • yoprince

      damn.. did niggas really need a reminder that just because you’re white doesn’t mean you’re a jew??

  • JCITYHUSTLA617

    THE HOTTEST JEW ON THE STREETS RIGHT NOW IS SETH ROGAN CUZ ASHER ROTH SUXXXXXXXXXXX

  • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

    You know who else falls into this category? Me. Check it out.

    • D-Rocc

      Actually kinda dope

  • BGZ

    Peanut Butter Wolf?
    Blood of Abraham?
    Jerry Heller supposedly got the JDL to protect them from Suge Knight.

    Lot of Jewish producers, too; from Epic Mazur, JR Rotem, S.Storch to the late Disco D, etc.

    • BGZ

      Wu-Tang affilliate Remedy, who had that ‘Never Again’ track on ‘The Swarm’?
      DJ A-Trak?
      Anoying pricks Edan and MC Paul Barman?
      Shyne ‘When is he out’ Po?

  • geico lizard

    Jews run everything. Most of the ugly ass women on espn are jews.

  • Chris Cash

    It sure has been alot of race talk going on here for the last cpl days

  • El Tico Loco

    And can’t forget Serch helped DOOM get on too, You mentioned Non Phix Sabac Red’s mix but Goretex doesn’t seem too Jew himself maybe he is eeeh Jewish? but not quite? And I almost forgot 2 LIVE JEWS!

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Word. When he was Zev Love X from KMD on “Gas Face”.

      Is Tim Roth related to Asher Roth?

      • BGZ

        No, Tim Roth’s real name is Smith; just his father changed it to Roth because he was a Communist/philosemite.

  • Lowedwn

    Jews run everything, because, Jews handle their business, straight up.

  • $ykotic

    Ha Ha!

    “Liar” Cohen gets no love!

  • corlione39

    I DONT H8T ON WHYTE RAPPERZ AT ALL IF U SICC WIT IT U COO LIKE ASHER KUTCHER DAT GINGER MU FUCCA HE SUXX OPRAHZ ASS CRACC!!! LIKE DAVE CHAPELLE SAID N THA RACIAL DRAFT WHYTE PEOPIL IZ THA ULTIMATE HUSTLER!!! HAHAHA

  • HERM

    Didn’t Non-Phixion break up? Their album The Future Is Now was so dope.

  • Moi

    awesome white rappers David Lee Roth and Lou Reed–also both jewish

  • DV8

    Flex gets his panties wet for everybody especially 50. Flex is a whore.

    Yall do realize the word Jew or Jewish means “faith” right? Its not a race its a religion.

    • HeebHop

      The term Jew stems from Judah, tribe of Judah

  • BIGNAT

    yeah but jews are not rapping for the money or the fame.

  • dat koon nigga

    DEZ JEWZ AKAZ (t.i. TALLEZ ISREALZ) DONEZ FUCKEZ UPZ RAPZ MUSICZ

  • Keyser soze

    Jews are Gangsta! Nobody wants to admit it, but the Jews are cool as fuck! Thats like the hardest religion.
    Israel anyone?

    • killa

      the state of israel goes against my belief of what hip hop is… so fuck israel
      whats gangsta is kids retaliating by throwing rocks at tanks with no fear of death.
      thats real.
      fuck israel and jewish zionists.
      all love to the jews with no hate in their blood.
      peace
      1

  • Papoose (Yes Its Me)

    HELL YEA KEYSER SOZE! JEWS ARE AWESOME its a shame mad niqqas nowadays be forgetting bout the holocaust and that islam and Christianity are based off judaism.

  • George

    Why do Jewish people ALWAYS feel the need to rep their people, as if they are immediate family?!?! I don’t see Christians, Buddhists or Hindus saying, “look at this executive/singer/politician/rapper, he is so and so, we are so almighty proud of them”…

  • micky cohen

    There is only one real Jewish rapper.
    His name is REMEDY. The true father of all
    these dudes. – “NEVER AGAIN”

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