Darlin’ Nicki

Dear Nicki,

Hey Boo Boo, what’s good? No we’ve never met, so this may seem awkward, but this is Rob the Music Ed. from XXL and I got something I just wanna put out there. I started hearing your name bubbling early 2008, but never really knew. Then DJ Sickamore showed up to the office with your Sucka Free mixtape. The cover was something else and the music was cool, you had a few joints on there. But I’m not the jump out the window type, feel me? I had to make sure you were here to stay. Instead I just kept my eye on you, admiring from a far.
Now my love for hip-hop femininity probably began with Lil’ Kim, but that was B.I.G.’s girl and you know how Brooklyn do; we don’t play disrespect. Then there was Lauryn. We started talkin’ to each other around the same time The Score came out and she became my official girl when The Miseducation… dropped, but then she left me for that Marley dude and has been M.I.A. ever since. Fuck it, her loss. I ain’t gonna lie ma, there were flings with Foxy, Shawnna, Trina; but not Remy though, she was dope but I heard too many lyrics about her beasting-out on dudes. (Hold your head Rem; we got stoopid love for you). Still, there was no single rap female that could completely hold me down. I got needs girl; your spit game gotta be crazy, flows gotta be wet and your sex appeal gotta be through the roof.

I guess what I’m saying is; I need a new hip-hop chick. It’s been a minute and truthfully, you’re the baddest chick out—it’s really no denying it. As I’m writing you this letter I’m bumping Beam Me Up Scotty and this shit is official tissue, sweetie. Lyrics are crazy (“I’m ’bout my money mama/And tell Michelle I got my eye on Barack Obama”), the style is stoopid (let’s see how many broads pop up with the Moni Love English accent now) and the swag is super sexy (“I never knew my titties were bigger than Pamela”- shit me either), plus you can sing (I mean you ain’t no Mary, but the melodies be poppin’).

So now the ball is in your court shorty. You gonna take this game over or what? There is a void in this rap shit and right now you cruisin’ in your lane, but can you mash the pedal? I need to see you at 100. I know you’re with Young Money and I know you’re tight with Gucci and OJ and ‘em and that’s cool, but I’m ready for that Nicki Minaj shit. That Nicki Ninja shit, Nicki Lewinsky, the Black Hannah Montana, the Harajuku Barbie; feel me? The ladies need someone that they can truly relate to and the men need someone they can lust over, can this be you?

So you gonna be my hip-hop girl or not? Check yes or no.
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe

P.S. I ain’t one of these dudes that’ll jump you off and download your album for free when it comes out; nah baby I’ma spend some dough and buy that shit when it drops. It ain’t trickin’ if you got it!

Lustfully Yours,
Rob the Music Ed.

  • Pierzy

    “P.P.S. I guarantee that your album will get a XXL rating!! Just look at what some other albums get!”

    • Seemenomore44

      NIkkkkkkkiii got mad flow, mad style shes my new hip hop chick
      big ups to weezy F for signing her to young money

      • Rob the Music Ed

        FORGIVE ME. I forgot to mention Jean Grae in my list my past femcee loves.

        • King B

          And you forgot Eve

    • Pierzy

      I’m just fucking with you Rob…funny drop

      • latino heat

        yeah your just kidding, but you ain’t playing. seriously look at the reviews some of these albums got.
        pure politics.

    • mo

      Rob you sound pussy whipped and you haven’t even gotten the pussy yet.

  • Worley

    It is trickin’ no matter which way you shake it homes. Why? “You think you ballin?/you turn ya back they laughin’ at you.”

    Doesn’t matter though. Nicki Minaj ain’t never gonna jump off. Who is handling business if the “CEO” of your “label” is running around on syrup, shakin’ his ass and trying to be a “crossover” artist? Nobody that’s who. Nicki do yaself a favor and parcel out the stank to a n*gga that’s really in a position to get you poppin’. Weezy is Birdbrain’s b*tch. And who wants to be a hoe’s hoe?

    • http://myspace.com/dijalovescookies The Nigerian Barbie

      wayne can be all that, but that’s YOUR personal opinion. wayne is an ENTERTAINER & no matter what it is that he does, he WILL sell & he’s on his shit, making his money & doing his thing. you dont have to like it but wayne is that nigga & aint no denying it.
      ^[TO WORLEY]^

      as for nicki, true enough Young Money is a label that is becoming known for not giving their artists the right publicity or even launching their careers & true enough unforgettable talented rappers that have VERY high chances to make it big like Nicki & Drake MIGHT go to waste but they have all been given a chance to sign to another label so if Young Money doesn’t do what they’re supposed to do, the artists’ label of choice can take over, but ONIKA MARAJ aka NICKI MINAJ bka NICKI LEWINSKY is a VERY eloquent & a smart chick. i have enough faith in her to PROMISE you that she won’t let her talent go to waste & her career won’t be disappointing. she is driven & she’s hungry for the shit so don’t even doubt that.

      you all are letting her looks overpower everything else. you all say she is not “that good” & all that but she doesn’t try to be something she’s not. she raps about being a woman, her experiences, what she wants outta life & YES SEX! so what?! if you don’t relate to HER, you won’t relate to her MUSIC & if all you see when you look at her is a piece of ass then OF COURSE when you listen to her music the only songs that will grab your attention are the ones similar to the “freaky girl remix” & “coochie shop”.

      call it what you want, nicki appeals to the people & of course EVERYBODY is not gonna like her but that’s expected. shit really she’s the only one doing it the way she does it, she has her own style & people love that, I LOVE THAT!, you cant say she’s only getting notoriety because of her looks cause it’s a whole BUNCH of underground bitches rappin’ that look good [no homo] but why don’t we know them? CAUSE NICKI’S RUNNING IT.

      other femcees have talent true, but you can’t say nicki is wack & you can’t say she won’t blow cause that’s A DAMN LIE. i mean she WAS just on Mixtape Daily with MTV & she has the same manager as the members of So Icey Ent. so if they gettin’ seen, she will too. bet that. LOVE YOU NICKI – MUAH!

  • see me no more 44

    nikkkii is the baddest chick in hip hop
    im feelin what she got, big up to weezy F. for signing her to young money

  • Illegal1

    Don’t waste your time homie, she’s got a thing for the cooch, she a man hater. She said in an interview that she’s scared of nigga dick that she don’t want it no mo’. I guess me and my white niggas still have a shot at it though. So is it trickin if you don’t got “it”?. Cause I for damn sure have been trickin these ho’s for a while, I thought trickin was just spitting game?!. Fuck a wanna be pimp, it’s 2009 homie, trick if you want to, I know I am and the panties is droppin for a white nigga.

    North Side Atlanta reppin’
    wnm09

    • King Joffy Joe

      It’s bullshit comments like that, ^^^^^^^^ that makes me FUCKING HATE white people.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

    LMAO. YOU ARE A FOOL, ROB.

  • The_Truth

    ***Blame Foxy Brown/ Lil-Kim for the death of REAL female MC’s. . .

    . . .the industry now uses the same formula for every female rapper: Make sure people want to F*CK her, and she can rhyme how good her p*ssy/ head is.

    Mia-X/ Da Brat/ Jean Grae/ MC Lyte/ Storm (worked with Mac/ 2pac)/ etc. are ALL extinct breeds of female MC’s due to the success of Lil-Kim/ Foxy Brown.

    Nicki Manaj is just a good piece of ass to look at, you will NEVER drop classic music with that being your gimmick. I’m more interested in seeing her album covers than wasting 0:01 downloading that bullshit she calls “music”.

    Do a flick and spit a rhyme at the end. . .otherwise you’ll get MURDERED by a true female MC. I’m not from NY but this is EMBARRASING to the legacy of female-MC’s that come from the city. Get of ATL’s d*ck and pick up your pen &pad, mama.

    • General

      Now that is the truth…

      She is not that ill on the mic and while she is hot, you could easily find a million hotter bitches within seconds to look at on the net…

      Shit she wouldn’t even make Eye Candy of the month in XXL and her music is average at best, so until she puts out some sex tape shit, I ain’t buyin

      • Enlightened

        Uhhhh, you exaggerating player. The bitch is bad and yes she is finer than a lot of xxl eye candies

    • http://www.myspace.com/only1phya itsMeBiTches!!!

      I cant agrre wit “the_truth” more, femcees are washed da fuk up in dis game seriously & r very untalented! if ur whole gimmick iz “i can suck dick & pussy & ims hoe & i want u 2 pay me 4 it” niggaz iz gungho & thirsty meanwhile da bitch says “gimme my wonton, i fuck wit sean like john john” LMFAO 2X R U FUKIN KIDDIN ME??? im a real femcee named PHYA. look me up when niggaz iz ready 4 a bad bitch wit real heat & real lyrics!! http://www.myspace.com/only1phya

  • Stevie B

    Nicki does spit fire but like Worley said I do not think she is ever gonna drop an album with young money.

    There is a reason Curren$y left young money!

    But she could be one the illest female mcs ever though.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    MAYNE SHE IS NEVER GONE BLOW!!! IF SHE DO I’LL BE EXTREMELY SURPRISED….. SHE NEVA REALLY GRABBED MY ATTENTION WITH NOTHIN OTHER THAN HER “COME FUCK ME RIGHT NOW DADDY” PICTURES!!! SHE AINT EVEN BETTER THAN JEAN GRAE…..

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “EVERY GIRL” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP- YOUNG MONEY COMPILATION THAT WILL NEVA COME OUT))

  • http://www.twitter.com/kinggucci803 King GUCCI

    OK…..ROB, ME N U GON END UP FIGHTIN BRUH…..YEA, U SAY YA LIKE HER, DATZ KOOL, BUT I LUV HER……WE CAN SETTLE DIS WHEREVER BRUH….LOL…….I AINT LETTIN HER GO W/0 A FIGHT….BUT U IZ RITE THO….SHE GOT DA “BEST” FLOW/SWAG/SEX APPEAL OUT OF “ALL” FEMALE RAPPERS….SHE DA BEST.

    P.S…I LUV U NICKI

  • http://www.twitter.com/kinggucci803 King GUCCI

    OK ROB, ME N U GON END UP FIGHTIN BRUH. YEA, U SAY YA LIKE HER, DATZ KOOL, BUT I LUV HER. WE CAN SETTLE DIS WHEREVER BRUH. LOL. I AINT LETTIN HER GO W/0 A FIGHT. BUT U IZ RITE THO. SHE GOT DA “BEST” FLOW/SWAG/SEX APPEAL OUT OF “ALL” FEMALE RAPPERS. SHE DA BEST.

    P.S. I LUV U NICKI

  • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

    What up all, just wanted to say that my new joint, Down Before, which got a lot of solid feedback from the regulars here is now available for free download as a single on my website, http://www.sylermusic.com. This joint is seriously starting to gain some traction in NYC.

    Sorry Rob, don’t mean to go off topic, I like Nikki just as much as the next guy. Haven’t really listened to her music before, but I respect that she’s making it.

  • geico lizard

    Nicki loves pussy more than dick.

  • FlapJack

    I got my money on Minaj. just need some solid material.

    Syler, go get yours man.
    Congratulations

  • http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=63722094883 Erika

    yall some haters…dis is too cute! &nicki is theee illest

  • tony

    Dam look at Baked Bean Booty! Her looks will make her at least 100k and up. We need more pretty Black Woman in the game.

  • Avenger XL

    If you didn’t push nore endorse Jean Grae, How the hell you gone endorse this video hoe with a ghost writer (Probably waynes ghost writer before he went into rock which allows song writers openly but I digress….) Kill yo self

    Nikki Manaj brings nothing new to the table she is just a nice piece of ass that can perform a sentence. I would rather that breezy just got naked or do pron than give a serious slot in the hip-hop patheon. But I keep forgeting how much you guys love dry humping the latests d bag artist trend.

  • mazemayhim

    If I could get a menage with Shawnna and Nicki Minaj, it would be the finest hour of the Obama era.

  • mazemayhim

    She ain’t seein Jean Grae tho. That’s it, that’s all. Where da hell is my Jeanius album?

  • BaddestBytch

    Nicki Minaj…true story illest female Mc out rite now…both men and women can relate. Best of all time..uuhhhh not so sure yet. But definitely crazy potential. Harajuku Barbie status all the way…im patiently waiting for an album to drop. Singles are great but an album will be much better. Stop teasing us, either solo or with Young Money anything. After us Bad Bitches dont have that much patience…i hate waiting!

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    MAYNE SHE IS NEVER GONE BLOW!!! IF SHE DO I’LL BE EXTREMELY SURPRISED….. SHE NEVA REALLY GRABBED MY ATTENTION WITH NOTHIN OTHER THAN HER “COME FUCK ME RIGHT NOW DADDY” PICTURES!!! SHE AINT EVEN BETTER THAN JEAN GRAE…..

    (LEANS BACK AND TURNS “EVERY GIRL” WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP- YOUNG MONEY COMPILATION THAT WILL NEVA COME OUT)

  • DragonflyJonez

    Ok…so we officialy have 2 sewn-up spots for that freshman 10 issue…Drake & Nicki

  • whoeversaid

    whoever said blame foxy brown for death of female mc is stupid. foxy can actually spit.. she got crazy flows and she ain’t just about sex…she got some deep and gutta shyt too.. google search foxy brown “Bk made me” “memory lane” .. fox gets it in.. now kim i don’t know that’s all a public ploy to me.. kim wuz on some “lemme do anythin to get attention” shyt.. suck dicks on stage, fix faces 10x a day, whore it up..

    as for nicki she cool .. she like the female weezy of rap.

  • $ykotic

    Rob I forgive you for omitting Jean Grae.

    @ Syler
    Keep it up brougham. Don’t forget about us when you start elevating!

    Now can XXL get them comments going on that LV story so we can trash Ross?

    • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

      $ykotic, good looks. Oh, and I could never forget the true fans of hip hop, cause once you forget about them, you have lost yourself (someone write that down). Now if I could just get XXL to post that damn joint in the bangers section we could really keep the ball rollin. One.

      • $ykotic

        Easy. Don’t let them tell you no. Yet don’t be a nuisance.

        Just support THEIR efforts and continue to REMIND them about what you have to offer.

        • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

          @ Slyer

          Yo I know I said it before but don’t know if you got the message, but heard your album and its really good man keep up the good work!

          As far as this Nicki chick, haven’t heard her music yet so I can’t comment on ol girl…except that I would beat that shit down! COMMISSION! LOL

        • http://www.sylermusic.com EmCDL

          Em, thank you my man, I checked out your joints too, they’re hot. Keep doin your thing

        • http://www.sylermusic.com Syler

          My bad EM, I put your handle in accidentally instead of mine, gotta lay off that sticky icky. But the message is the same. Thanks you, I appreciate the comments. Got a jchance to check out your joints as well and I was feelin them. Keep it up.

  • Red

    So much hate on here. You can be critical without being a downright asshole.

    I think Nicki has skills, and she’ll grow more into her own in the future. She’s been getting better since I first heard her. And I for one enjoy her attitude. All these male rappers out here continuously mention their “swag” and their appeal, but when a female does it, the world turns on her.

    FUNNY HOW WE CAN BE EXPLOITED… but when we get out there and act sexy and conceited, you men hate it. F*ck outta here.

    I’m pretty sure she’s gonna bring something different to the table. Nicki, I believe in you baby. Keep doing the damn thing!

  • anutha_level

    some funny sheit

  • redrumforme

    This is just my opinion, as of course i to have 1.
    first much respect to pioneer’s and that goes as far back as the lyte! You can’t take nothing from female mc’s that set the tone. We have diffrent era’s of hip-hop, My neice is 16 she not intrested in listening to kim or fox or anybody that came out in 96, because her ears are different, there’s a new sound now. It’s been over ten years since another female really made a stamp on rap, besides those pioneers. So Really…is it not just due? Nicki is far from trash. She’s outta the box that most of you so called hip-hop lovers are stuck in. I mean even fox and kim done ventured off into doin other shit, Everybody screamin they names more than they scream they names themselves, they made a print in the game, we well aware by now that at least those two names are not going anywhere in hip-hop! Nicki’s very intellegent, outta this world creative and just an overall a good look for what she’s doin. ? who’s in her lane. no fuckin body!!!! She sounds like nobody! Like a-z-cra! Nicki’s rap is up to date, fresh, exciting, fun, and so on….Everything has image, i fail 2 see 90% of the club come out on a sat with what they had on earlier that day, naw cuz it’s image and u gotta get right to come out and put on fa ya city! Everyone frontin cuz nicki is supa eye candy…and that shit is hard for bitches to except on a regular day so at star status it’s bruising to bum bitches ego’s, cuz now they have to extra step they pussy up and 1/2 the time the buget ain’t long enough for them to do so, so whats next: HATE! my eye candy bitches feel me!
    End result: Nicki’s relevant, will be for a long time, not in just the fields of rap but other ventures as well, so yea…right now she good wit bein pippen, but be prepared when she starts 2 play a new position. (D)I breath hip-hop and i feel that she got what it take to go to any level in entertaining! Most of these female mc’s hollerin dat gangsta shit wasen’t no Santra Rucker either gettin gwap like dat, so what eva image nicki set for herself works for her, cuz at the end of the day, when the pen hit the pad she deliver and keep’em hangin on and thats what it’s about, bein able to produce! Remember we females use 2 and still keep diary’s. Were Born writer!
    It’s not enough haters to even stop her! People luv her EARLY! Bee-lee-dat

  • Knowledge

    She tight work. I’d ride and listen to her and im a wu-tang, mos def, blackmoon kinda dude! She’s a gorgeous girl, but also talented and servin niggas and females a dose of her individual medicine. So credit is due! I dig female rappers all of them, if there hott…to me!

  • thabeastwithin

    That bitch thick as hell

  • westcoastaggie

    Nikki is coming into her own. Downloading Beam Me Up Scotty as I write this. But Jean Grae needs to get some MAD Love from you all. She is a BEAST!

  • NIRUS XONDHA

    nicki minaj is nice on the mic i like babygirl she cute and she a beast she needs to drop a album now that her buzz is poppin….kill the dj was a nice record and yes I WANNA MINAJ LOL

  • At The End Of The Day

    Nicki Minaj has a lane. She stays in that lane. Same can be said for Jean Grae. We all scream that Jean Grae is the best female rapper but ain’t nobody checking for her and that’s unless she sex’s it up a bit. It’s so true it might as well be fact. I love Jean too but I see nothing wrong with Nicki being around as well. Shit, we do it with “male” hip hop all the time. Same thruway, different’ lanes.

  • doefrmpa

    charlie b-more hip hops long time side chick ….but always holdin it down wit flow and swag

  • http://www.myspace.com/official_anita Nita Jai

    Thats peeps problems! Especially females… we always worrying about how we are suppose to define ourselves. We’res so caught up in what a TRUE female is suppose to act. Nikki is on her shit. When I heard “Warning”..boi I was done. Every MC got they on swagg..of course it could never be another MC Lyte or another Kim, they are who they are. U cant say someone isnt a good MC cause of a sexy appeal. We suppose to be sexy & grimmy and Nikki posses all that. Her lyrics are beyond just F***ing…she taks about the in and out thats females deal with…dudes, money, get it in, tha hustle.It wat every female posses whether you’re a lawyer or a stripper. Im telling you..She’s the next one…they didnt believe Jay was it and now look at..hate is nothin but fuel to tha fire..

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Oh yeah Jean Grae is a beast, and she more wifey material IMO. Like I said I havent heard the Nikki chick’s music so I can’t talk about her music yet…

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  • Ange

    “Nicki is the tighest female mc in the game”….Nicki is the only female mc in the game…lmao! Bitch is lookin right though.

  • http://GlennishaTheWriter.com Glennisha Morgan

    Diggin’ the letter…

  • http://www.twitter.com/baddestqu3enb smilez

    Well i luv nicki minaj..i know the words to all her songs..shes bad n thats it point blank! she is the hottest female rapper out period..so give her some credit she can flow!

  • JENNi

    WELL WELL…NICKI I MUST SAY SO MY SELF FIRST I WAS BANGin YOUR MUSIC WAY BEFORE 2008….MORE LIKE MID 2007 …BUT THATs ON TO SOMETHING ELSE I BROUGHT THE COME UP DVD WITH YOU ON IT….JUST CAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE ON IT I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE OUT HERE HEATing THE STREETs UP …..I WAS JUST WAITiNG FOR YOUr DAY….BUT REAL TALK I RESPECT YOU AS A FEMALE AS A RAPPER AS A SINGER ….. ALL THAT GOOd ISH I JUST WISH THE BEST FOR FOR YOU…& KEEP ON GETTING IT BABe….& LIKE YOU SAID LET THE HATERs KEEP LOOKiNG SIDE WAYs…..THATs SOME REAL SHIT PEOPELE!!!!!!!!!

  • Auroreanonea

    Nicki’s a beast on the mic. Minaj, Lewinsky!

    - Hey Scotty, beam her up already!

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    Incredible! I have been searching google for hours due to this and i also last but not least found it below!

  • Chandalove

    Really!!! King GUCCI, YOU can say you like her (DATZ Kool) wow!
    whar ever just, when is the fight? LMAO …

    NICKI your the badzz Chick and you know this it was all in the plan and head b4 you hit the street with it:)
    just keep bringin it !!!! they love you girl…:)