Yung Berg: Pussy Monster

Anybody here 18 and over? Who 18? Lemme see some ID.

You never know exactly how old the World Star footage brought to your attention at any given moment may be. In today’s case, all sensitivity to time is rendered irrelevant by excessive fuckery. Top-seeded DDN Yung Berg exceeds all safe levels of on-stage skankitude by reciting one of his many Tool Academy-ready tweenie trap verses into, well…

You might [not] want to have a look for yourself.

For our less fortunate brothers and sisters who may not be so technologically inclined, Yung Berg sits a fan down on stage, puts his face and microphone into her crotch and sings to her uterus through the cervical passage.

While his vocals might actually sound better muffled by muff, no one deserves to be assaulted this way. Responding “yes” to the question “Is anybody here 18?” does not grant a rapster permission to press his face into your warm, musty genitals. Had he asked, “Ith anyone here 18 or over and intereth-ted in having my tattooed faith prethed againth their warm, muth-ty genitalth?”, that’d be something different. Instead, he thinks his Bergness alone is enough to float that one in there.

To my female readers: Just because he’s a rapper doesn’t mean he has the right to go spelunking without permission. Just because he’s a pussy monster doesn’t mean you have to Mary O. Blige to sneak attacks. No matter how often he says he “neeeeed it just to survive.”

Oh, shit. That’s it!

I’ve always tried to figure out what kind of creature Berg’s DNA had been fused with somewhere down the line. At first I thought pit bull, then gremlin. But I’ve finally got it. This muppet-ass nigga is part-douchebag, part-pussy monster with just a splish-splash of fucktard. It couldnt be any clearer.

I think he’s learning, or at least showing progress. This time Berg is smart enough to remove his reduced-calorie necklace before going down on Tonisha. We’d hate to hear yet about another chain snatching. It’s one thing to get caught out there in Africa, but who could live down the YouTube etherization that is getting the full Deebo treatment from a high school junior here in the states?

Shit like this wouldn’t happened if the little nigga had some damn home training. Whatever happened to “Sexy, Can I?” Maybe it’s too close to “Mother, May I?”, which is too close to “Dark Butt.”

Questions? Comments? Requests? –and youuuu gotta feed me… ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • $ykotic

    Yeah this dude can do no right! They tore him up in the comments…

    “lil berg only lets women into his concerts so he dont get beat up and get his chain taken HAHAHA”

    “Pull ya pants up dude rob base ended his career like that….smh”

    Berg winning that trophy!

    • Pierzy

      So, $yk, is he like the MVP of the DDN season?

      • $ykotic

        Unless Mexx stretch this until after Ross’ release date, it should be engraved any moment now.

  • amar

    mexico this is illegal interfierance.

    You can’t post this stuff in the midst of the ddn tournament, knowing young berg is a shoe-in. I bet u have money on berg in the ddn and are trynna sweeten up your chances.

  • DV8

    Lord forbid he does a song with Bobby Valentino. They show tickets should come with free STD test. SMH.

    NAERP (Niggaz Against Eating Random Pussy) strongly disagrees with this activity.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      NAERP!

      excellent work!

      • Pierzy

        NAERP!!

        AHAHAHAHAHA

  • DV8

    Lord forbid he does a song with Bobby Valentino. They show tickets should come with free STD test. SMH.

    NAERP (Niggaz Against Eating Random Pussy) strongly disapproves with this activity.

  • Ya Boy

    WSHH Commenters Are Killing Berg haha!

  • Bobo D

    Yung berg: ‘And thath how I meth you moth-her’

  • latino heat

    allow me to play devils advocate for a minute. yeah he’s stupid as fuck, but he’s gonna get a lot of pussy from doing that dumb shit. (probably some std’s too). did you see how excited the girls in the crowd were when he did that shit? on a side note, am i the only one that couldn’t get the audio to work for that video?

  • render

    lol NAERP is real talk…never go down on no bitch unless u know for a fact that she the wifey type

    how the fuck u gonna eat, or pretend to eat out a groupie hoe? the type of groupie hoe that goes to a yung berg concert no less. might as well be sucking lil bow wow and soulja boys dick

  • El Tico Loco

    Eating groupies = lickin toilets

    He seems like the type of cat that’ll get a turn on a train and tries to cuddle the hoe.

    • latino heat

      ha ha ha! i actually have a patna that cuddled with a hoe and spent the whole night with her after everybody had just ran a train on her. what up Unc!

  • squadwildin

    Notice how the comment section on WSHH turned into a debate about eatin pussy. lol

  • http://myspace.com/federalranga Federal Ranga

    Whatever… just say the video… all I can say is… FUCK TORONTO. Haha! Grown ass man and errrrrrrrrrrrbody worried about what he did… shame.

  • Shawty J

    Most of those niggas on WSHH were killing him, which is odd considering the lack of coherence and excess in ignorance. Despite the randomness of most of those comments, I found one that cracked me up:

    “A pussy having a conversation with a pussy? Innovative.”

    Unfortunately some dudes with Diddy’s level of creativity jacked the above-mentioned quote and made their own versions of it.

    I guess we can call it now Young Berg, DDN 2009 Champ!

  • Beast McCoy

    This guy is trying to mount a comeback and official be the DDN that Bobby Brown could only hope to be. Plaxico, Pac-man I am so sorry to tell you but it seems Berg has pulled off the upset of the year.