Fuck Dallas Penn!

What the fuck is the deal internets?!? Yeah, it’s your least favorite blogger Dallas Penn, the blogger formerly known as Billy X. Sunday a/k/a Guillermo Xavier Domingo a/k/a the internets. I have to say thank you to XXL for allowing me to come back to the site after I jumped out the window like Ron Browz a few months ago.

I went down to Atlanta to care for my mom who was ailing after breaking her hip and having the subsequent surgery to replace her shit. Getting old is just about the worst shit that can happen to you if you don’t have any family that can hold you down. I felt a kind of way because here I was all grown and shit but virtually powerless to help momdukes at her weakest moment.

So I said fuck this to dialoguing with this community when I should have been here telling y’all what its like to get older. I have an idea what Cam’Ron experienced when his old Earth had fallen ill. These women are our first loves and for some of us they are our only loves. My dad passed away only a few years ago and I was a bit remorseful with the realization that my mom will return to the essence one day soon as well.

I thought that I could be a successful writer fifteen years ago so I quit architecture school and I started taking writing classes to help me learn the techniques you need to paint with a pen. My dad warned me that writers were some of the biggest losers because no one who signs checks ever gives a fuck about them. Writers are a dime a dozen he would tell me, and to prepare for myself to be broke and lonely.

Like the story of my life goes I never listened to my dad. His track record on shit is about 92% correct. I can admit that now that he is dead. If he were still alive he would insist that he was a minimum of 95% right on everything because that is the kind of dude my dad was. I am definitely broke, or as I like to say, working through recurring fiscal deficits, but I am far from lonely. The community here at the X spot along with the folks that fux with me at dallaspenn.com make sure that at least I have someone to share my poverty with.

So here I go again back in my lane on the XXLmag.com blog pages, except this time I am coming to y’all as who I am in all my other internets endeavors. Dallas Penn is the name I pay my taxes under and its the name that I have used for damn near forty years of my life. Billy X. Sunday was the pen name I adopted when I began my career as a published writer. Shout to Star & Bucwild and Crossover Negro Reese for giving me my first shot in the business. Now it’s time for me to stop increasing the estates of everyone else who get credit for my thoughts and words.

I want to get right back into the mix with y’all and let you know the albums I have been fuxing with crazy like over the last few weeks…

DOOM – ‘Born Like This’
DOOM’s latest CD is a certified boom bap backpack rap classic. I play the album from front to back without skipping a track. DOOM is having fun on the microphone again. Putting verses together that are genius and retarded all within the same bars. DOOM is like an artistic autistic. That’s That has been my favorite track on the CD along with Gazzillion Ear. DOOM is so talented that he has the skill to do what no other rapper could accomplish to this point – rhyme over Dilla Donuts beats. This album might actually be too smart for the majority of people that listen to rap music anyhoo.


That’s That


Gazzillion Ear

The other two albums that are dropping that have my attention right now are Asher Roth’s ‘Sleeping In The Bread Aisle’ and Rick Ro$$’s ‘Deeper Than Rap Music’. I had the chance to preview both of those albums and they are holding some bangers that should get wild spins during the summer.

  • Sleepy Wonder

    Welcome Back, Dallas Penn.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jimmyvalentime jimmy valentime

    Back on . Your BS

    Word to busta rhymes

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    Yeah co sign glad to see you back man; I thought XXL had ‘X’ed’ you off the list or something dawg! But I feel what you saying about how the moms and dads hold it together and our ‘first loves’ sort to speak; my mom passed away from breast cancer back in ’04 so I definitely know where you coming from man.

    As for that DOOM album, that shit is complete fire! I listened to the whole album last night and I can’t stop listening to that “Lightworks” track. DOOM be spiting on the craziest beats and make it sound hard! If ya’ll haven’t copped it yet please do so now! That and the Q-Tip album!

    • blaktwan

      Yea that “Lightsworks” shit is too ill. RIP Dilla!

  • Pierzy

    What up Billy X!! Welcome home, kid!

    But, again, I have to agree with the machine here and say Asher Roth is still not the truth…

    • Pierzy

      Whoops, I mean DISagree… everybody is hyping up Ash but I just don’t see/hear it.

  • capcobra

    glad to see my dude back.

  • Domjel

    Welcome back kid. I’ve missed your message
    within the madness.
    Doom is fire. Can’t fuck with Ross even if God’s son is in the room. I’ve been shit with a bit more content…Dear Science. If I ruled the World 09 is straight fire. Peace.

  • amar

    welcome back welcome back welcome baaaaaaaaaack!

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Damn man. It’s about time. Get back on that hard shit nigga!! Hope moms is good.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Good looking out family.

    Pierzy BTW, I see you out here blogging.

    Yeah my G’s def get with that DOOM album. You can’t really compare him to anyone else out there spitting because he is a beast.

    I’m gonna do a drop this week where I make my argument for Asher Roth and or Rick Ro$$. Stay tuned. Today I have to talk about Joell Ortiz and SlaughterHouse

    • Pierzy

      Slaughterhouse has me salivating for that real shit!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Ha! Whadup Sunday?! God bless your fam, sir. Hold your head…..

    I feel you on the mom mathematics, but let me speak for the minority of us who have fucked up moms’. I don’t trust mine, don’t like her too much & the feeling is mutual. I don’t wish no ill will on her, but I’ll cross the bridge when I have to. You spoke on your pops before & I said something to the effect of how I still got mine & what you said about yours made me appreciate the fact that he’s still living. That’s my dude all day. I had/have a real father; I’ll give him a 97.4% correct ratio, lol.

    Yeah so, good to see you back though.

    • capcobra

      champ did you see the dude from snl do “like a boss” this weekend?

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        Whatitdo Cap?

        Nah, I feel asleep mad early saturday. That’s the first time I missed it in awhile.
        *shakes head with extreme shame & presses enter*

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Yo, what’s good, Billy? Man, shit’s been crazy around here since you dipped. Some niggaz were saying you offed yourself during a drunken binge. Then, other niggaz was saying you dipped to Thailand to have some sort of operation. But fuck that, I knew you’d be back. For real, for real, you should have holla’d at a playa while you was in the A. My nigga could have put you up in his crib and we could have hit all the local spots. Hope your moms is alright and all that–best of luck to her.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • dameSTATUS

    We, the members, of these connected tubes of data delivery called the interwebs/nets love yoyu man [II], thanks for coming back to us.

    As mentioned, some of us can’t hit dp.com from the worksite, cuz you keep it so funky there. But we love the funky and read it from our smart(lol) phones.

    Get back in touch next time in the A with chill time on your mittens.

    BIG respect, love and shout out to Mom Dukes. We wish her the best.

    From personal experience, when Mom leaves, all you have is the good memories and wishes that you woulda spent more QT, be it watching Jeopardy!, Price is Right, doing 75 on the freeway only to have moms yell “slow the hell down” as she braces the dashboard, or copping her newport 100′s, or some tainted peanut butter from your local cannibus club, or just going “piddling” at local garage sales. Piddlin’ is the shyt.

    Welcome Back. No Kotter.

  • these posts are racist

    Welcome back…hope mom dukes is better.

  • geico lizard

    Welcome back Billy X.
    *Plays Young Jeezy’s “Welcome Back”*

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Thanks family. Dukes is on the mend. I will be back in the A early next month to do the stanky legg and other bullshit (dameStatus what up?!?).

    TonyGrand$ and OG Matt Herbz are bloggers now too I see. Did I miss any drops from anyone else? I got a nice little Joell Ortiz feature dropping today. I will get at y’all later.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

      Sunday,

      I’ve been going hard (no homo) @ it for a minute, bruh. Click my link & holla @ ya boy!!

    • These posts are racist

      Billy, u didn’t see my 2 posts?

  • http://xxl All Dae

    welcome back cocksuker…now start hitting us with dope post again. Do you need money Billy X so you don’t go on a hiatis again? You couldn’t get on a computer in the A? Cocksucker j/k welcome back.

    The Doom songs are hot….I need to check this fools catalog.

  • What the ?

    Yeah that Doom Album sounds tight for real, but what the fuck is this BS ?

    “The other two albums that are dropping that have my attention right now are Asher Roth’s ‘Sleeping In The Bread Aisle’ and Rick Ro$$’s ‘Deeper Than Rap Music’. I had the chance to preview both of those albums and they are holding some bangers that should get wild spins during the summer.”

    Share:

    I see XXL force fed you too add this retarded quote in order to get your your pay check, lol.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    ^ What The?
    Haha, and no. Tell me you ain’t fuxing with the Ro$$ track ‘Magnificent’? Or ‘Maybach Music 2′? I will never put Ro$$ anywhere near my list of favorite emcees, or even rappers for that matter, but he has tracks on his new album that fucking knock.

    Some of you clowns is ruining rap music by only listening to that shit from your laptop speakers. Come out of your mom’s fucking basement for once like I did.

    TPAR,
    My badd cousin, I caught only one of your drops and frankly, I was disappointed. For as much shit as you have talked over the years I was looking for some shit to transcend jouirnalism. You still my dude but you came up short.

    ^ Is that what she said?!? LOL

    • These posts are racist

      The masses disagree cuzo. Read the comments to my drops…hater.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Yo XXL!?!

    When y’all gonna fix my shit? I need Dallas Penn to be the author of this shit to keep my branding synergy in motion.

    Can’t give no more credit to the estate of Billy Sunday. That dude’s Wiki page long enough already.

  • $ykotic

    Had to drop here. Missed yesterday. Welcome back Penn. Love, peace and happiness to you and your old earth.

  • http://dailymathematics.blogspot.com Combat Jack

    ^DOOM is fuego.

    Fuck a Dallas Penn.

    Welcome back my knicca!

  • BIGNAT

    welcome back billy and doom is the man and he needs to finish that joint with ghostface

  • boi-dan

    didn’t know you was dallas penn. welcome back though,,, f*ck Bol

  • CLARK

    Ive prolly listened to the new Doom front to back about 20 times already.

    Im ready to say its his best album as a whole.

    “Thats that” happens to be my favorite track too.

    “Still Dope” is my shit too, even though Dooms not on it.

    Fuck it, every track is straight fiiiiyyyyyaa.

    On a sneakerhead note, What are your thoughts on the Air Yeezys Dallas?

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