2009 DDN Tournament – Sweet 16, East Region Voting

When the east is in the house, oh my god, it’s danger. No, not the psycho chick with the face tattoo.

This ain’t just the east. You can officially call this shit the Big East. We’ve got four titans left here.

#1 Jim Jones vs. #5 Lil’ Kim

Before Lil’ Cease throws bottles at both contestants, I’d like to point  a couple of things out. One: Lil’ Kim is wearing the jeans Jimmy slapped Ne-Yo’s man over. Two: Were Jimmy to shower, he’d be the color Kim aspires to. While their transgressions differ in nature, it’s on you to determine how greatly they differ in magnitude. Is Kimmy’s self-hatred worse than Jimmy’s… damn… everything? I’m going Jim Jones here, but Kim Jones’ easy road to the 16 isn’t fooling me. You niggas reeeeeally dislike her.

Kim Jones vs. Jim Jones. Truly amazing. Gotta love it. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Chris Brown vs. #3 DMX

As X comes home from Tent City, Breezy’s getting his ducks (and rope soaps) in a row for a short stint in the pokey himself. I don’t know if he’s getting off with probation for that asswhoopin–er, umm display of excessive force–he put down Grammy day. I haven’t voted for X at any turn as I contest, niggas with diagnosed medical conditions… Fuck it. Y’all put him here and have kept him here. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him excel. I’m voting Breezy, if anyone’s interested. This former gum-chewing song-and-dance minstrel has fucked up like none other. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? Only shower when it rains? ron@ronmexicocity.com

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  • Pierzy

    This is the only realm in which I’ll vote for Jim Jones. That dude is the MVP of this tournament!

  • Bobo D

    “My Obama” or “BIG talks to me in my dreams”.
    I’ll go for Jim.

    “I’ll chris brown a bitch” or “What the fuck is a Obama?”
    That’s a bit tough, X has medical condition so should he be given a paralympic DDN award?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i dunno. i just think much of what we’re accrediting to dumbness is more psych. but by overwhelming demand, he’s in the tourney and seeded highly.

      big talks to us all!

  • Lowedwn

    Since when is excessive niggerishness a medical condition???

  • Lowedwn

    I’d also like to give a late honorable mention to Que from Day 26 who appears to be suffering from that Eddie “Kane” syndrome for all to see. Definitely a young up and coming DDN to keep an eye on.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      Day 26 was a first round KO, but Que could make this tournament alone next time.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    I’m sorry……….

    Jim is deserving of this award, but after the Notorious interviews, horrible photographs AND DWTS performances, Kim is a strong contender. Since when does over exaggerated plastic surgery cause one’s voice to change? Jim’s got it all already (the dirty fingernails, pet roaches, permenant skids in every pair of too small jeans he wears); I’m going with the underdog on this one. (used to be black) Barbie lives!

    C. Breeze is a young, misguided, misunderstood victim of seeing his step pop lay in on his mom one too many times. X, on the other hand, gets a nod for the fact that he was apparently one of those niggas who didn’t take his meds because he thought by doing so he wasn’t “keepin’ it real”. So, I must dismiss your notions Mex, respectfully so. That dude is fucking amazing. Hands down, a DDN. Arf, Arf Arf!

    • DevoG

      I 2nd that motion Sir! Anyone who won’t take their prescribed med’s but will Smoke Crack is a DDN to the ‘nth degree. Your chemically imbalanced already and you add crack to the equation?! Yeah, Chris lost this one by a long shot. He just couldn’t break that vaunted “Full Crack Court Press” Der Crakken(who knew they had crack in Germany!)is known for.
      On another note though, an exhibition game between Brownie and Que would have been a good 1st or 2nd rounder.

  • DV8

    Who told Dirt Angel somebody would be interested in a documentary about himself? PigPen has lost it for real.

    And as far as X goes….Who gets arrested 4 times in one week?

    Im sure you can see who I voted for.


    how the hell lil kim cho and crack man x losing

  • Ace

    Jimmy should win it all.. hes a disgrace and takes himself wsa too serious for just being a weed carrier’s weed carrier..

    i think people need to give X a break.. yea he fucked up, hes doing his time tho.. let it go

    • geico lizard

      Co-sign give dmx a 300th chance damn people be reasonable. Ace you are the guy who gets cheated on and asks his girlfriend what he did wrong to drive her to another man or woman. There are just some whores in this world who will cheat no matter how good you are to them and dmx isnt a ho but he is fucking over his fans alot.

  • El Tico Loco

    I’m going with Jones (damn Kim is a Jones too) Kim Jones, Jim Jones tough one here, and both dumb as rocks too, I’ll vote for the dumbest one. *scratches head* Kim it is