2009 DDN Tournament – Round 2, South Region Voting
The toughest region is up again! Unfortunately, we lost T-Pain before his Caddy Shack adventure could give him a boost into the round of 32. Luckily for us, this segment of the contest is loooooooaded with "talent".
#1 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em vs. #9 AIG
The slave masters would agree. Nas killed the American economy by proclaiming hip-hop had died. AIG was only trying to help. If more people kissed their brokers through the phone instead of yelling, we might have been able to initiate the recovery process sooner. At least we got Barack Obama on the case to ensure that we'll keep our tattoos and ice. You know, rich nigga shit. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#4 George W. Bush vs. #12 Jermaine Dupri
Hmmm. The man who really initiated the destruction of the "free world" goes against the man who really initiated the destruction of multiple record labels. Bush actin like he ain't enjoy that Janet Jackson titty at the Super Bowl. I bet it looks better than Laura's titty. But, I digress. Since Bobby Jindal's out of the tournament, I no longer have to share my Katrina Clap. That's not what it sounds like. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#3 Webbie vs. #6 Parlae of Dem Franchize Boyz
This one literally hurt my head. Webbie's slizzard OJ reenactment is a new level of moronic. No Juiceman. However, I've never watched anyone perform a feat like Parlae's behind that apartment complex full of broke-ass Georgians. Burning $100,000 in cash in the middle of a recession is like... well... like Bobby Jindal watching the people of Louisiana suffer needlessly while he and his family dine nightly on curry cockmeat. Can you tell that I miss Jindal [Jizzal] Man? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#2 Gucci Mane vs. #7 OJ Da Juiceman
After beating up on his boo, Gucci Mane Balrogs his way into a student vs. teacher matchup of monosyllabic proportions. I mean, you can't get a complete sentence out of these two combined. You can't get a complete sentence out of these two on a scramble board. You can't get a complete sen-- Wait a minute. Gucci Mane always completes his sentences before recording new material. Nevermind. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
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