2009 DDN Tournament – Round 2, South Region Voting

The toughest region is up again! Unfortunately, we lost T-Pain before his Caddy Shack adventure could give him a boost into the round of 32. Luckily for us, this segment of the contest is loooooooaded with “talent”.

Por ejemplo:

#1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em vs. #9 AIG

The slave masters would agree. Nas killed the American economy by proclaiming hip-hop had died. AIG was only trying to help. If more people kissed their brokers through the phone instead of yelling, we might have been able to initiate the recovery process sooner. At least we got Barack Obama on the case to ensure that we’ll keep our tattoos and ice. You know, rich nigga shit. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#4 George W. Bush vs. #12 Jermaine Dupri

Hmmm. The man who really initiated the destruction of the “free world” goes against the man who really initiated the destruction of multiple record labels. Bush actin like he ain’t enjoy that Janet Jackson titty at the Super Bowl. I bet it looks better than Laura’s titty. But, I digress. Since Bobby Jindal’s out of the tournament, I no longer have to share my Katrina Clap. That’s not what it sounds like. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#3 Webbie vs. #6 Parlae of Dem Franchize Boyz

This one literally hurt my head. Webbie’s slizzard OJ reenactment is a new level of moronic. No Juiceman. However, I’ve never watched anyone perform a feat like Parlae’s behind that apartment complex full of broke-ass Georgians. Burning $100,000 in cash in the middle of a recession is like… well… like Bobby Jindal watching the people of Louisiana suffer needlessly while he and his family dine nightly on curry cockmeat. Can you tell that I miss Jindal [Jizzal] Man? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Gucci Mane vs. #7 OJ Da Juiceman

After beating up on his boo, Gucci Mane Balrogs his way into a student vs. teacher matchup of monosyllabic proportions. I mean, you can’t get a complete sentence out of these two combined. You can’t get a complete sentence out of these two on a scramble board. You can’t get a complete sen– Wait a minute. Gucci Mane always completes his sentences before recording new material. Nevermind. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? Feeling icey? ron@ronmexicocity.com

Don’t forget to holler at me tonight at 11PM EST if you wanna talk DDN Tourney or any other asinine schidt on RMC Radio.

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  • Pierzy

    I think #2 Gucci Mane vs. #7 OJ Da Juiceman will be like Duke vs. Kentucky in the ’92 Regional Final a/k/a one of the greatest match-ups ever.

  • DV8

    this has got to be the toughest region yet….Im really gonna have to sit and debate with myself about #1 vs #9. You were right about SB, now that he is up against some real competetion I see his strengh (or weakness depending on how you look at it).

    Can we make Charlie V’s eyebrows and Chopper Suit the official mascots for the tourney since they didnt make it in?

    Who had the iller Balrog jump-punch? Gucci on that one chick or Jermaine O’Neal at the Palace.

  • http://xxl gside

    I need to know before I vote was the 100 k real please tell me no ?

  • Jamal7Mile

    No doubt, this is a tough region to vote on. There’s a whole lotta stoopit here! I’m gonna have to vote this evening rather than right now. Need to do a little more research. Who knows? Mr. iSellum could be posting short yellow bus fuckery RIGHT NOW!

  • http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm Bobo D

    Ok second time posting this hopefully it will show:

    You got me thinking a lot on this one cause I want a real DDN to advance especialy on Bush vs Jermaine. I think I’m gonna vote for JD since his just one of those nigga’s that when you seen them you’re thinking “I’m gonna knock this nigga out like he Suge Knight and I cut hair for a living”. That black hornswoggle is just irritating!!!

    Any way since Bush left, I’ve been looking back at his past quotes and have been enjoying them a lot. Someone has got to set up a reality show with him.

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –George W. Bush-Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

    Click on my name for bushism

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      bush is the kang!

  • Cam Jones

    Man I haven’t seen this many ninjas involved in this level of fuckery since all those nuckkas went down to march for Jena 6

  • $ykotic

    Parlae doing the Cinderella!

    Too bad the “Chain” song didn’t bubble. Might need them stacks right now…

  • amar

    can’t believe i had to vote against aig…sbt is taking this shit. SBT vs. GWB, epic.


    man ron ron you trying talk about that shit at 11 at night. some people got to work in the morning

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$


    Idk if it’s DV8 or not, but I gotta give props to whoever has been shouting out Charlie V’s eyebrows throughout this whole DDN tourney.

    I knew who he was, but out here in the west, the Bucks don’t play the Lakers too often. I just cayght a glimpse of dude right now & started rolling until my stomach hurt!!!!!!

    Rofl Mao.

  • Ya Boy

    Soulja Boy Surely Will Make The Finals! He’s Just Too Good At Looking Like An Ignorant Bastard Not To.

  • giantstepp

    Soulja Boy tell’em is the clear favorite! His fuckary is two fold. The music sucks. We all know and agree with that. But the comments on thanking the slave masters for tattoos and ice ensures him of a landslide win!! Man, that has to be some of the most IGNANT (yep IGNANT) shit ever!

    The lil fucktard didnt even have enough sense to be thankful for money or houses or even hoes… but for tattoos and ice??

  • DevoG

    I filled out my bracket completely last night with my girl and we got Pacman vs Jimmy in the finals, with Jimmy winning. Tight game throughout, but Jimmy’s overbearing ignorance was enough to wear Pacman down in the second half. Pacman showing up drunk didn’t help either. There is a lot of talent in the South but, neither one of their powerhouses SB, or GW, can match Jimmy in ignorance. SB can always fall back on being young with too much money, time, and yes men around, on top of no education. GW, well, at least he was President. No easy accomplishment for a dumb ass.