2009 DDN Tournament: And The Winner Is…

After weeks of heated battle and catastrophic warfare, our field of 64 Dumb Dumb Niggas [as opposed to Smart Dumb Niggas] has narrowed to one unequivocally dumb nigga we can all look down on.

The DNCAA would like to take this opportunity to thank the viewers and voters. Without you, none of this is possible.

#1 Yung Berg (53.1%) def. #1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (46.9%)

I didn’t think it could be done, but the unthinkable has occurred. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em’s coonery and fuckery has been trumped by Yung Berg’s. Detroit rejoices as hip-hop’s Peter Schibetta, the human birdfeed, holds up another shiny metallic object he’ll surely be relieved of.

Both figuratively and literally–this award is yours, Detroit!

Soulja put up a fight. No one could forget his kind words for massa; blaming Nas for killing hip-hop because of his album title; waging war with Young Nino Brown; Bird Walking, etc. Unfortunately, there’s no match for the quantity and quality of Yung Boss’s transgressions.

Who did you vote for? Do you agree with the result? Where the fuck is the trophy?!

Questions? Comments? Requests? Why you can’t let bygones be bygones. ron@ronmexicocity.com

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  • PARIS PERSHUN

    YOUNG BERG????? THATS BULLSHIT VOTERS!!! SOULJA BOY “ONLY DO IT IF MASSA” TELLS EM’ SHOULDA WON BY A FUCKIN LANDSLIDE….. BERG JUST A TYPICAL LAME DUMB NIGGA…. BUT SOULJA BOY “WHY WON’T THEY” TELL EM’ IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB…… DAMN…. AMERICAN INTERNET USERS FUCK UP AGAIN…..

    • Jamal7Mile

      What’s up Paris?

      I feel you on that one, but Mr. iSellum is RICH!! He started something smart with this internet promotion thing that he does… and got PAID!! That kinda tip the scale so that Berg (who ain’t rich) takes home (and gets relieved of) the gold.

      I voted for Berg, but I had to really struggle doing so. You know how these playoffs go sometimes. My Detroit Pistons are in deep doo-doo tonight because they made a GREAT effin’ effort to grab that #8 seed instead of #7. If we were 7th seeded, we’d be 2-0 against an injured Celtics team!
      FUUUCK!!!

      Oops, excuse me, I stray from the topic a little bit…

      Also note how close the final score was between Berg and Boy. That right there tells you that a lot of voters were conflicted as well.

      Anyway… I HAD FUN!!! Can’t wait for next season! Next Wednesday I’ll nominate Ro$$ for 2010-DDN… or even better, I’ll wait and watch him get stomped out until Jan.2010 and then nominate him.

      The time is NOW to start taking notes for the DDN-2010 Tourney! Asher already gotta head start!!

  • anutha_level

    actually, i’m pretty satisfied about the results. these two were my picks for the title from the door. aah yes, this new generation finally has something to be proud of! congratulations to BOTH of these young frog scrotums….

  • Pierzy

    I haven’t been this disappointed since the Fab Five lost back to back titles!

    • Jamal7Mile

      That shit STILL tickles my gag reflexes when I think about it! I stayed mad at Ed Martin (deceased corruptor) until I actually started making money off that bracket square that he sent through the Big 3 automotive plants out here in Michigan! I think he (almost) got busted for that, too, but he kicked the bucket before the Feds could sink their claws into him for their cut.

      “A little birdy” (legal reasons) told me that Chris Webber got paid handsomely for that double-dribble (no whistle, ref knew it was bullshit) AND the time-out overdraft!!

      Great acting, Chris!! You owe me $20!

      • Jamal7Mile

        *side note…

        Wiki has a pretty good run-down of what went down. Go to ‘ed martin michigan’ at the Wikipedia search engine and you’ll be able to get my jokes…

        …but I’m thinking no one gives a fuck. Oh well…

  • http://xxl gside

    yeah this some bullshit mex berg won cause Mex know he can whup bergs ass no problem Mwx your a bully .

  • http://callmephlip.blogspot.com/ Phlip

    Also…

    How in the fuck did OJ Simpson not make this tournament field?

    • DV8

      the media buried him so quick after the trail we totally forgot about him. I said the same thing a few MEX blogs back.

  • PARIS PERSHUN

    YOUNG BERG????? THATS BULLSHIT VOTERS!!! SOULJA BOY “ONLY DO IT IF MASSA” TELLS EM’ SHOULDA WON BY A FUCKIN LANDSLIDE….. BERG JUST A TYPICAL LAME DUMB NIGGA…. BUT SOULJA BOY “WHY WON’T THEY” TELL EM’ IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB…… DAMN…. AMERICAN INTERNET USERS FUCK UP AGAIN… (LEANS BACK AND TURNS AL GRREN CD WAY WAY WAY WAY THE FUCK UP, YOU KNOW THE ONE WHERE HE IN THE ALL WHITE SUIT SITTIN IN THE CHAIR ON THE COVER))))

  • BIGNAT

    i still don’t know how crack rock coolio still didn’t win. he got caught with crack at the airport CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKK AT THE AIRPORT!!!!!!!

    • El Tico Loco

      That’s the only crackhead I know with money for plane tickets, that alone is a feat. Bergie was all around dumb and took the hiphop punching bag title away from Prodigy, although I think when Prodigy beef with you, you made it in the business, and when your number comes up and you kick his ass you’re a hip hop icon.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Haaaaaaaaaa!

    I was the first (of only a few) on that Berg vs Tell ‘Em page to say Bergness Monster had it locked!

    *points up @ the sky*
    “We did it Berg! We did it! They doubted, but I KNEW you’re the dumbest nigga in the industry!”

  • giantstepp

    BS BS BS!!! Soulja Boy Tell’em was robbed!! YB is deserving, but SB’s consistent fuckary, god awful music and coon dances shouldve had this thing on lock!!

  • yoprince

    LMAO!

    “This award is yours detroit…” hilarious

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    I wasn’t really even following this, but considering all the dumb shit that I’ve seen Soulja Boy Sucks Em has done, I would have thought he would win this one. Ahh well, both of them dumb ass nicca anyway it could have been a tie for all I care LOL