2009 DDN Tournament – Round 2, Midwest Region Voting + Round 1 Results

Welcome back to ESDN First Hate! The readers have spoken! Here’s the field of 32!

Here are the exact percentages from each matchup:

West:
#1 Rick Ross (93.9%) def. #16 Xzibit – (6.1%)
#8 Suge Knight (78.8%) def. #9 Joaquin Phoenix (21.2%)
#4 Tyga (60.5%) def. #13 Stallionaires (39.5%)
#12 Scott Storch (68.5%) def. #5 Whitney Houston (31.8%)
#3 Coolio (87.9%) def. #14 Danity Kane (12.1%)
#6 Frankie F. Baby (51.9%) def. #11 Rihanna (48.1%)
#7 Bobby Brown (50.3%) def. #10 Terrence Howard (49.7%)
#2 Pacman Jones (83.7%) def. #15 Day 26 (16.3%)

South:
#1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (88.7%) def. #16 Terrell Owens (11.3%)
#9 AIG (67.5%) def. #8 T-Pain (32.5%)
#4 George W. Bush (65.0%) def. #13 Gunplay (35.0%)
#12 Jermaine Dupri (51.2%) def. #5 Usher (48.8%)
#3 Webbie (51.9%) def. #14 Bobby Jindal (48.1%)
#6 Parlae (61.1%) def. #11 DJ Khaled (38.9%)
#7 O.J. Da Juiceman (52.5%) def. #10 Young Buck (47.5%)
#2 Gucci Mane (79.6%) def. #15 Mya (20.4%)

East:
#1 Jim Jones (78.6%) def. #16 Stephon Marbury (21.4%)
#8 WSHH Comments (71.8%) def. #9 WSHH Content (28.2%)
#13 Juelz Santana (50.9%) def. #4 Bernie Madoff (49.1%)
#5 Lil’ Kim (67.9) def. #12 K-Ci & Jojo (32.1%)
#3 DMX (84.3%) def. #14 Joe Budden (15.7%)
#6 Max B (52.8%) def. #11 Ron Browz (47.2%)
#10 Daddy Yankee (73.6%) def. #7 N.O.R.E. (26.4%)
#2 Chris Brown (73.0%) def. #15 Prodigy (27.0%)

Midwest:
#1 Yung Berg (70.1%) def. #16 Boo Boo TV Dude (29.9%)
#8 Katt Williams (70.5%) def. #9 Steve Harvey (29.5%)
#4 Alex Rodriguez (54.8%) def. #13 Major Labels (45.2%)
#5 Octomom (77.8%) def. #12 Kid Cudi (22.2%)
#3 Sarah Palin (73.1%) def. #14 Charles Barkley (26.9%)
#6 Kwame Kilpatrick (61.8%) def. #11 Jim Cramer (38.2%)
#7 Superhead (62.5%) def. #10 Jesse Jackson (37.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (76.7%) def. #15 VLAD TV Content (23.3%)

Did your favorite DDNs advance? Is your bracket as fucked up as my Final Four? Let’s proceed to the round of 32 in the amazingly upset-free Midwest.

#1 Yung Berg vs. #8 Katt Williams

Pimpin Can I? Girl, pardon my manners. Who’s the greater evil–he who uses the paper bag to narrow his dating field or he who conceals his grandma-nana medications with it? While I’ve only got one Final Four team left in my NCAA bracket, I don’t expect to lose “The Artist” so soon in the DDN. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#4 Alex Rodriguez vs. #5 Octomom

Octomom would love nothing more than to be Angelina Jolie. A-Rod would love nothing more than to be… the best A-Rod he can be. Octo’s trying to have her own multicultural tribe au naturale. Eat that, Brangelina! Actually, they have. Angelina’s throwing down paper on the new Tribe of Judah. Maybe Octopussy ain’t that stupid after all? Can A-Rod’s selfish antics and performance-enhancing ignorance knock off formerly broke-ass mother of fitty-leven? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#3 Sarah Palin vs. #6 Kwame Kilpatrick

Politics as usual? Can Sarah Palin prove beyond Reasonable Doubt that her series of flubs and broken home can make it colder than ever in the D? I’m thinking, “ch-ch-cheeea!” Kwame’s pretty damn ignorant, but he almost pulled off his public in-office thuggery without reprecussion. Sarah Palin wasn’t even close to helping McCain win an election he really should have won. I mean, they lost to a “redistributor!” PWNED! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Plaxico Burress vs. #7 Karrine “Superhead” Steffans

This may not be the first time Superhead and Cheddar Plax have met. Wondercheeks may have shown enough regression to make the tournament and steal on Rev. Jesse, but I don’t think she can pull a rabbit out of her vagina big enough to stop a bullet–I mean, Plaxico. She might have a bulletproof tongue though. I’ll have to ask Bow Wow. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? I know y’all heard about this nigga T-Pain and his straight outta Happy Gilmore incident. ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

    Mex, “Happy Gilmore”, I was expecting Caddyshack 1 or 2…..

    Damn, looks like I lost on all my seeds (no fatherhood). I owe all the whine-O’s on the corner a tall can of 8 ball. Damn.

    Things are getting interesting though.

    Juelz over Madoff? I guess the fact that he mispells his own name gave him a boost.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i don’t know HOW santana beat madoff.

      do y’all hate juelz that much? damn.

      • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com Tony Grand$

        Nah juice, I don’t hate that dude. I feel sorry for him, what with all the fuckery he’s being subjected to by Killa. But deezam, how the hell he get past “Super Jux” Madoff? I didn’t expect that, even though it was mad close. I just knew Bernie “ShouldaHadASwissAccount” Madoff was a shoe in (no C.Brown).

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com DJ Daddy Mack

      JUELZ WON BCUZ HE SAID PPL WHO ARE ON THE NET ARE GAY.

  • amar

    lol@rick ross obliterating x to the z…he’s got the guy who strated a useless war, a recession and made the world hate america beat by almost 30%!!! now that’s a ddn

    • Pierzy

      Word…he definitely earned that #1 seed.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      yo, the 1s 2s and 3s ALL HANDLED BIZ!

  • Worley

    Wow, the margin between Bobby B. and Trumpet was tighter than a virgin in a freezer. No one is getting that close to Jim Jones. Trust that.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i can’t believe terrence howard lost!

      i voted for spaceman. bobby’s been behaving of late. i thought he would get the lifetime achievement nomination, but not the WIN!

      i think X and breezy can get close to jim. and the way daddy yankee beat NORE, he’s a true sleeper.

  • Bobo D

    I know y’all heard about this nigga T-Pain and his straight outta Happy Gilmore incident.
    ^^^^^
    Yep, but the news came too late to push a swing vote. Oh well, que sera sera and all that bull-ish.

    • Bobo D

      Ron, I think you should “hand out” some awards before announcing the 2009 DDN.
      Bobby Brown should get a lifetime achievement.
      T-Pain should get I make retards look smart award.

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        t-pain would have beaten AIG if that shit happened a few days sooner.

        too bad.

        bobby brown beating “trumpet” without having done anything of note in 2 years is a lifetime achievement award in and of itself.

        • DV8

          yeah I didnt understand that either. Trapjaw has been on his best behavior for quite a while now.

  • $ykotic

    That Sarah Palin pic is classic…

  • DV8

    im telling yall Pacman is gonna win this shit. Nobody has done anything more dumber then he has. Like I said Bush (Pacman’s closest threat) knew exactly what he was doing (or atleast he did what he was told to do).

    and WTF is going on in the tourney my 3 guesses as champions are out of the tourney

    1. Memphis
    2. Oklahoma
    3. Pitt

    I think Obama fixed the tourney…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i had a final four of louisville, connecticut, pitt and oklahoma with l’ville beating OU in the title game.

      if lawson weren’t hurting around bracket time, i’d have went with UNC.

      pacman is a legitimate contender, mane. i don’t see who he doesn’t measure up with head-to-head.

      • DV8

        I had Louisville v Memphis and Oklahoma v Pitt in the Final Four with Memphis winning it all over Oklahoma. I did not see these upsets coming.

        and how did Bobby Jindal lose? People need to do they research before they make a vote.

      • BIGNAT

        COOLIO THATS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID

        • Chris

          @DV8… Man, I was thinking the same thing…..

  • BIGNAT

    how did k-ci and jojo lose also how did young buck lose crazyness

  • DV8

    Pacman v DMX for the Chip!!!

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

    I DEMAND A RECOUNT FOR THE CLOSE ONES!

  • chitchat

    To whoever said “do research before you vote” I was thinking the same thing. I don’t know how anybody got beat by Madoff. I mean, the man made like 3 transactions in about 40 years and never reported a loss. That’s beyond greedy, that’s just dumb.

    I guess they figure if the SEC was dumb enough to look the other way for like four decades, he wasn’t that dumb after all. Just playing to his audience.

  • chitchat

    Also, I can think of alot of adjectives to describe both Octomom and Superhead (lol@ those nicknames) but getting paid millions for doing nothing but popping things in and out your orifices, I don’t know if I’d call them dumb…

    And yall all though Pitt over ‘Nova? Really?