The [Big] East Region is starting to percolate as the cream rises up top.

#1 Jim Jones vs. #8 WSHH Comments

WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!! WTF?! THIS AIN'T CAM'RON AT ADEBISI STORE BUYING SOAP AND DEODORANT FOR JIMMY!!!

Sorry. I had to. This might be the last time we see the infernal WSHH Comments in the tourney. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#13 Juelz Santana vs. #5 Lil' Kim

Damn. By knocking off Bernie "Ponzareezy" Madoff, Santana pulled off upset of the first round. Maybe he'll do the same for his career if he can manage to keep his damn mouth closed [except to commune in holy wine with St. Weezy]. By the time Kim is eliminated from Dancing With the Stars she'll look like Kristi Yamaguchi-Mane. What say you? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#3 DMX vs. #6 Max B

Both Greater New York area MCs likely need drug counseling. Both are no stranger to the bing. Neither has been able to walk that age-old tightrope that is managing the coexistence of talent and tantalization. I don't like to vote for X after learning about his previous history of mental illness, but perhaps some of you are crueler than I. The Dark Man's track record speaks for itself and he's showing no signs of slowing down. As for Harlem's King of [Coke] Waves and [Dust] Particles, not that any of it is admissible in court or case-relevant, but wouldn't a man on trial whose character is going to be perpetually in question want to fall back on the WSHH fuckery? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Chris Brown vs. #10 Daddy Yankee

This one's tougher than it looks. The woman-beater goes heads up with the Coon of the Year finalist. Can Breezy beat this one so handily? Does the readership remember Daddy Yankee selling out the global Latino community on several levels? Have we already forgiven Chris Brown? As always, it's on you. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? I ain't never gettin in no damn golf cart. ron@ronmexicocity.com