2009 DDN Tournament – Round 1, East Region Voting
My dearest negroes (from all walks of life), thanks for making the voting on the Midwest region so successful. Polls will remain open until midnight tomorrow. East region polls close midnight the next day. Tomorrow, we’ll post the South region voting which will close midnight Friday. Hopefully you understand the pattern.
I’ll remind you all and provide exclusive DDN Bracketology on the debut episode of my BTR online radio show & podcast debuting tomorrow night (3/25) at 11PM EST.
Hell yeah, I’m pluggin but you love it though.
[Blogger’s Note: DDN means dumb-dumb nigga, as opposed to SDN (smart-dumb nigga)]
#1 Jim Jones vs. #16 Stephon Marbury
Jimmy passes more and has avoided tattooing his face. I don’t know who sounds brighter during an interview though. New York may be willing to part ways with both embattled floor generals. What say you, DDN Tournament voter? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#8 WSHH Comments vs. #9 WSHH Content
WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#4 Bernie Madoff vs. #13 Juelz Santana
One man’s exposed Ponzarelli scheme takes the fall for the collapse of the civilized world. The other takes the fall for the collapse of the greatest rap group of all time. I’m sorry. I can’t say that shit with a straight face. Please forgive me. Maybe Madoff should have stashed all that money in a massive “A” chain instead of a single Bank of America account. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#5 Lil’ Kim vs. #12 K-Ci & Jojo
Lil’ Kim couldn’t find her tax money but found the change to become the light-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson. The Hailey Brothers couldn’t find the bottom of the cocaine baggie in time for the start of their big show. Which will find the second round of the greatest tournament on earth? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#3 DMX vs. #14 Joe Budden
Is DMX a DDN, SDN or just troubled beyond comprehension? Does Joe Budden deserve all the backlash associated with throwing his woman on the innanet ho stroll? Why has everyone but Joe have a sex story about Tahiri? How can her son go to school without… sigh. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#6 Max B vs. #11 Ron Browz
Harlem, stand up! It’s niggas like these that make me ashamed to put my hood up, as Lil Jon would implore. Aside from the picture in the poll, has anyone ever seen Max B bright-eyed? Is he caught up in the dumbest felony trial ever? Does Ron Browz really believe this is music he’s vomiting into that plastic dick? He’s already lost the title of “Ether Boy” to a more deserving Harlemite. What else does he stand to lose? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#7 N.O.R.E. vs. #10 Daddy Yankee
Puerto Rico…. Hoooooooo!!! While Latinos tend to keep a relatively conservative outlook, they weren’t riding with Jawn McCain. Especially the Mexicans McCain Diddy propped a fucking Puerto Rican Limited-Edition Reggaeton puppet in front of like they couldn’t tell the difference… Especially a Puerto Rican Limited Edition Reggaeton puppet who tried to holler at Barack first. Okay, you can tell who I voted for. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
#2 Chris Brown vs. #15 Prodigy
While P may talk about it, I hear Chris Brown actually backslapped a broad so hard it made her nose bleed and threatened to throw a TV at her. Crazy! Prodigy, on the other hand, can’t stay out of jail or keep a certain camel’s name out of his mouth. I think it’s safe to say Hov ain’t helping either post bail in the future. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]
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