2009 DDN Tournament – Round 1, East Region Voting

My dearest negroes (from all walks of life), thanks for making the voting on the Midwest region so successful. Polls will remain open until midnight tomorrow. East region polls close midnight the next day. Tomorrow, we’ll post the South region voting which will close midnight Friday. Hopefully you understand the pattern.

I’ll remind you all and provide exclusive DDN Bracketology on the debut episode of my BTR online radio show & podcast debuting tomorrow night (3/25) at 11PM EST.

Hell yeah, I’m pluggin but you love it though.

[Blogger's Note: DDN means dumb-dumb nigga, as opposed to SDN (smart-dumb nigga)]

#1 Jim Jones vs. #16 Stephon Marbury

Jimmy passes more and has avoided tattooing his face. I don’t know who sounds brighter during an interview though. New York may be willing to part ways with both embattled floor generals. What say you, DDN Tournament voter? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#8 WSHH Comments vs. #9 WSHH Content

WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! WTF?! THIS AIN’T ADEBISI DOIN DA STANKY LEGG!!! [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#4 Bernie Madoff vs. #13 Juelz Santana

One man’s exposed Ponzarelli scheme takes the fall for the collapse of the civilized world. The other takes the fall for the collapse of the greatest rap group of all time. I’m sorry. I can’t say that shit with a straight face. Please forgive me. Maybe Madoff should have stashed all that money in a massive “A” chain instead of a single Bank of America account. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#5 Lil’ Kim vs. #12 K-Ci & Jojo

Lil’ Kim couldn’t find her tax money but found the change to become the light-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson. The Hailey Brothers couldn’t find the bottom of the cocaine baggie in time for the start of their big show. Which will find the second round of the greatest tournament on earth? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#3 DMX vs. #14 Joe Budden

Is DMX a DDN, SDN or just troubled beyond comprehension? Does Joe Budden deserve all the backlash associated with throwing his woman on the innanet ho stroll? Why has everyone but Joe have a sex story about Tahiri? How can her son go to school without… sigh. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#6 Max B vs. #11 Ron Browz

Harlem, stand up! It’s niggas like these that make me ashamed to put my hood up, as Lil Jon would implore. Aside from the picture in the poll, has anyone ever seen Max B bright-eyed? Is he caught up in the dumbest felony trial ever? Does Ron Browz really believe this is music he’s vomiting into that plastic dick? He’s already lost the title of “Ether Boy” to a more deserving Harlemite. What else does he stand to lose? [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#7 N.O.R.E. vs. #10 Daddy Yankee

Puerto Rico…. Hoooooooo!!! While Latinos tend to keep a relatively conservative outlook, they weren’t riding with Jawn McCain. Especially the Mexicans McCain Diddy propped a fucking Puerto Rican Limited-Edition Reggaeton puppet in front of like they couldn’t tell the difference… Especially a Puerto Rican Limited Edition Reggaeton puppet who tried to holler at Barack first. Okay, you can tell who I voted for. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

#2 Chris Brown vs. #15 Prodigy

While P may talk about it, I hear Chris Brown actually backslapped a broad so hard it made her nose bleed and threatened to throw a TV at her. Crazy! Prodigy, on the other hand, can’t stay out of jail or keep a certain camel’s name out of his mouth. I think it’s safe to say Hov ain’t helping either post bail in the future. [VOTE @ WWW.RONMEXICOCITY.COM]

Questions? Comments? Requests? Ready to hear and interact with the hate? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Bobo D

    #8 WSHH Comments vs. #9 WSHH Content

    Lol, at you’re view of WSHH. I never really use to look at it until I noticed most of the “negro please” moments came from there.
    This is gonna come to a coin toss for me.
    Why the ufck do people retype the comments or is that a hood website where they couldn’t get the comments section working well?

    I swear you would believe that most of the people posting comments are Mike Jones homeboys.

    I said, most of the people posting comments are Mike Jones homeboys.

  • Worley

    Mex you got a show now? Good sh*t. I’ll check for it.

    10 gets you 20 that Jim Jones is DDN of the year.

  • amar

    hahahahhaa i really hope wshh takes it, one or the other…an entire webspace of ddn’s…epic

  • $ykotic

    #6-You know that’s your moniker Mexx!

    #8-That site is soooo bad they gave the kids a chat room! And they’re still “1st!”

    Mom- Here’s a new toy! Now go play in your room while I clean up…

  • Deez Nutz

    RonMexico>XXL.com
    RonMexico IZ XXL.com

  • BIGNAT

    how the hell k-ci & jojo losing show the video again hahahaha

  • DV8

    Dirt Angel > Marbury

    Marbury got payed bank to stay home for more then half the season when he did nothing wrong, and could still win a ring this year. Jim Jones is well… Jim Jones (Leader of the Birds)

    WSHH comments > WSHH content

    You know you go ghettotube to sneak a peak. Plus, you can become famous from WSHH just ask Laterian Milton

    Juelz > Madoof

    Convincing people to trust you with their fortunes?
    Madoof is the real Million Dollar Mouthpeice (sorry Yukmouth) only problem is he got caught.

    Anybody seen or heard from Juelz (Leader of the Skulls, (pause) when I hear “Skull Gang” I think of the girls in high school desperatly trying to fit in) since Cam sold his contract? Whos stagnating your career now, huh?

    K-Ci & Jojo > Lil Kim

    The Hailey Boys: talk about fall from grace

    Lil Kim: can do her own peticures

    DMX > Joe Buddens

    *singing Earl (thats your life)*
    life is what you make it…get it together X

    Joey is obviously insecure…why else would he be following Tehiri around with a camera?

    Ron Browz > Max B

    I can listen to Max B’s “singing” as oppossed to T-Pains adopted son. I havent seen anybody bite that hard since Master P and C-Murder started to share their 2Pac starter kit.

    Daddy Yankee > N.O.R.E.

    I wonder if DY new that Puerto Rico doesnt get to vote for America’s president? and of all people McCain?

    Chris Brown > Prodigy

    Remember that song “Whoop That Trick” from Hustle & Flow? Take A Bow CBreezy! (Its over now)

    • amar

      i think u use the other website to vote

  • http://XXL GSIDE

    DAm Mex I know the brackets have already been fill and you don’t really fuck with this nigga but you got to make an exception . Trick Trick for getting shot at his on club come on man, and if that’s not all lying like you didn’t that’s real placxicoish right there he should get a special pass for that shit.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

    JUELZ SAID ALL OF YA ARE GAY: blogs.bet.com/music/soundOff/real-talk-with-juelz-santana-2/

    VOTE FOR HIM, BITCHES! IF NOT, YOU LOST.

  • BGZ

    Jim Jones > (bigger DDN) Stephon Marbury
    Marbury at least good at somethin’.

    WSHH Comments > WSHH Content
    Them shits are written by 12-year-olds.

    Bernie Madoff K-Ci & Jojo
    The Haileys are on a constant high and can still find pussy and show money.
    Lil’ Kim cries herself to sleep after looking in the mirror and dildos her loosened pussy listening to Biggie.

    DMX > Joe Budden
    End of the day, one of them goes to sleep next a fine Dominican and the other next to some dude in jail.

    Max B > Ron Browz
    See Jim Jones.

    N.O.R.E. Prodigy
    It’s close, but P is saved by his legacy.

    • BGZ

      Now, try again.

      Jim Jones > (bigger DDN) Stephon Marbury
      Marbury at least good at somethin’.

      WSHH Comments > WSHH Content
      Them shits are written by 12-year-olds.

      Bernie Madoff K-Ci & Jojo
      The Haileys are on a constant high and can still find pussy and show money.
      Lil’ Kim cries herself to sleep after looking in the mirror and dildos her loosened pussy listening to Biggie.

      DMX > Joe Budden
      End of the day, one of them goes to sleep next a fine Dominican and the other next to some dude in jail.

      Max B > Ron Browz
      See Jim Jones.

      N.O.R.E. Prodigy
      It’s close, but P is saved by his legacy.

  • Smel

    That’s not plugging -that’s informing. Cuz I had no idea. Good luck…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      no one did. this is a very recent development.

      good looks!