Xzibit’s Spin City

…and X-to-the-Z is your jittery deputy mayor.

After telling Foxxhole Radio all kinds of sordid details of his South Beach Adventure like a teenager who ain’t never been to a party before, the former gangsta rapper takes the ultimate nigga low road by blaming the media for sounding like an asshole.

This is why grown-ass niggas keep their mouths shut about what goes on behind closed doors. We all know how the media can put a hand up your ass, work your vocal chords and make you sing all kinds of songs about your partying with Puffy and Superhead.

Damn. I tried to told these niggas.

I listened to the radio segment. I don’t see where the “spin” comes in. For a supposedly connected nigga, Xzibit sure knows how to give play-by-play to a bunch of motherfuckers who have no business being fully informed of his escaping Puffy’s invite to The Blue Oyster Bar and becoming Superhead’s one-millionth customer in the same night.

[Blogger's Note: That being all of us.]

All a nigga need to know from Xzibit at this point is where to get a plasma screen, fish tank, washer and dryer for the trunk of his ’89 Sentra. Otherwise, the one-time Mr. Paparazzi need G the fuck up.

Longtime readers know I’m the usually first hip-hop-flavored blogger to throw his reputation on the line for equal rights, particularly when it comes to our gay, lesbian and bisexual family. For this reason, I’m amazed at Xzibit’s attempt to flip his own homophobia onto the media reporting on it. He’s right. Many hip-hop sites and readers therein go out of their way to affront gay people. However, in this case, it wasn’t the writer at Bossip who jumped up, took Superhead’s fingers out of his own ass, and did the Hanna-Barbera delayed run-in-air before finally peeling at the sight of some menses making out.

Negro, please.

Note how Puffy didn’t call the radio station to bark about how the place he took you isn’t a gay club (all the time). He called your ol’ runteldat ass. That has nothing to do with spin. It wasn’t Wendy Williams or Jamie Foxx & Co. working their jaws like, you know, Superhead.

It was you, nigga… and we all heard it. Next time you’re on the radio you might wanna talk about your upcoming album… I mean, movie or some shit.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Got any club or first date stories too good for craigslist? ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: It’s a shame niggas in the rap game only for the money and the fame.

DDN Tournament Nomination & Seeding: Coming Soon… Like, REALLY Soon.

  • DV8

    “Note how Puffy didn’t call the radio station to bark about how the place he took you isn’t a gay club (all the time). He called your ol’ runteldat ass. That has nothing to do with spin. It wasn’t Wendy Williams or Jamie Foxx & Co. working their jaws like, you know, Superhead.”

    Either Boy!!!!! (No Ron Browz and that damn Auto Tune)

    Hey do you think that we can make teams for the tourney like groups of people involved in one particular incident. Like Lil Wayne tattooing his bitches for one. Or the Dumb Dumb Diddy/ D-Roc “just look over your shoulder baby” (in lil Jackson 5 Mike voice) episode. How about Yung Berg the big girl on the mopad with him and his manager? Just a few suggestions.

    • squadwildin

      i’m not gone lie….diddy probly went there think everything was still straight and it turned out to be that it wasnt….unless he goes there frequently…

      but if he went there for the first time in a long time, then you cant fault him

      secondly, superhead fucked wayne in the ass with a strap-on….she’s constantly tryin to take a niggas man-hood…that bitch is disturbed for real.

      i dont know bout her bein the devil, but she got some demons in her thats for sure…

      • Anonymous

        so its her fault now that wayne let her fuck him in the ass with a strap-on? did you seriously just say she always tryna take a nigga manhood you imbecilic fucktard? nigga pleaseeeee bitch! if wayne let a bitch fuck him in the ass with a strap-on , you can best believe that manhood been taken a long time ago by a real man, most likely his “daddy” who he love to kiss and is the only one allowed to kiss his daddy is what the nigga said on live tv foolish bitch…

  • amar

    i don’t think puffy’s gay, but i’m not surprised that he’s the “yo stick it in my batcave” type. Sorta like ralphie in the sopranos…that annoying, in your face type who secretly likes it in the south pole (word to jackpot)

    • amar

      whoops i meant word to Scratch Blog.

    • mannyd

      Any man who puts anything in his ass is gay. Period.

      • geico lizard

        ^
        including toilet paper!!!

  • giantstepp

    “It was you, nigga… and we all heard it. Next time you’re on the radio you might wanna talk about your upcoming album… I mean, movie or some shit.”

    Amen Ron Mex!

    Cant stand a nigga that jump out there and then cop a plea when the shit gets hot. either stand the fuck up, or shut your azz up, period!

  • chitchat

    I didn’t think that anything X was saying homophobic. But how stupid must he think we all look to tell us “You aint heard that shyt from me. That’s the media effin with your minds…”

    You’re on AUDIO TAPE, man!

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

    Damn. My man went from West Coast don, to automotive revamp extraordinaire, to indian-giving tattle tell (no racism).

    Does he still rap?

    The real story should be if he has had he STD test after standing so close to Superhead.

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      Oh yeah, Mex, give me a professional opinion here, is he or is he not officially a snitch?

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Man, fuck that nigga. I ain’t respected his ass since Eminem shut him down in that outside-the-factory lunchtime freestyle battle. Nigga straight got his lunch ate:

    “Okay folks, enough with the gay jokes…especially from a gay broke bitch yourself, ey Loc?…You fuckin homo; maggot, you can’t hack it. Paul’s gay, you’re a faggot…Why you fuckin with the gay guy, G? When really you’re the one who’s got the HIV…”

    Killed him…AND he got ‘em with some gay jokes–that’s irony my niggaz! Memorize the 8-mile freestyles like they were the gospel–you’ll learn a lot, beliedat.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • geico lizard

    Xzibit made the classic mistake of trying to impress a legend. Jamie Foxx has legendary sex parties in hollywood and Xzibit was trying to shock or impress jamie so he could get invited.

    X better still be able to rap because this nigga is a worse actor than The Rock and diddy combined. He will be pumping gas not pimping cars if he falls off any harder.

    • mannyd

      Jamie Foxx !? HAHA, I knew it!

  • El Tico Loco

    Actually X lost the minute he shitted on the Alkaholiks after puttin him on. We’re on the karma harvest season ask Suge.

  • paychexx

    this shit is old like 2 years old.

    i do agree, niggas need to start manning up to the shit they say.

    peace

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Damn Nathaniel, niggas shittin on u hard. Gotta watch what u say, but I still need u to “pimp” my ’92 Honda Accord. U know, all that Fast and Furious shit. Holla at ya boy.917-570-77, hold on I got Tash on the other line……….

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      Hahaha!

      For all the shit we popping about X to the Z (wait, I thought his name was Alvin?), Tash no he can’t say shit.

      He probably called you to get X’s new celly hook up.

  • http://xxlmag.com Kane Corleone

    Nah he didn’t snitch per se the nigga “dry snitched” like a muhfucca tho. Real type

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Nah nah, Tash called and put James Robinson on 3-way…….word!! Now that’s old school…….

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      @ Jhon……

      Lol @ 3-way.

      King Tee & the Loot Pack paged me, & told me there was a BBQ this weekend, & we’re all invited!

  • Jhon da Analyst

    He’ll always b Nathaniel to us…………lol What up Tony G$???!!!

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Open Bar??????? Nah, I’m trying to get my 90-day pin(coin)……..But fuck it, I can tell my son son this shit one day. I’ll bring my camcorder!!!

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      “90 day pin(chip)”

      April 1st, I get my one year birthday cake!

  • Jhon da Analyst

    That’s what I’m talkin about!!!!! I get weak at times, but no dough helps out!! Don’t celebrate too hard, we’re only human. Keep it going man, cause u kick that shit these blurred vision asses can’t see……..For Real

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      Jhon,
      Thanks man, for real for real………

      Stay strong. I know you seen folks fall off already, but keep it trump, you already there! We both know it’s all for good reason & better life. But, word to being broke helping out too, lmmfao!! That’s definitely what’s up.

      I always say “just another chapter in my life story”, dig? Finish a chapter, move on to the next one.

      I’m going all out celebrating! Eating everything I see……….

  • Jhon da Analyst

    You know though TG$$, the coffee and cigarettes may kill me first. Gotta stop dat shit too…………It works if you work it!!!

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      What?!?!?!?

      Do you have camera’s in my livingroom?

  • Apollo Moses

    Xzibit tip toed his ace from that story with the spin move for one reason only. If you check out Dallas Penn blog posts from way back you’ll see a stories from Combat Jacks gulliest moments. Dude went to an industry party and when Puff…excuse me…Diddy walked in with his goon squad, he single handly beat the dawg shid out of Positive K with an oversize throw back cell phone. Xzibit is well aware of what Sean John can bring to his doorstep.
    Another fire post for another silly negro. No Eddie Murphy dress a white man on the bus.

    “This is why grown-ass niggas keep their mouths shut about what goes on behind closed doors. We all know how the media can put a hand up your ass, work your vocal chords and make you sing all kinds of songs about your partying with Puffy and Superhead.”-Ron Mex

    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    The oldest trick in the book. I mean that literally.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    Ha!!!!!

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