Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Lost in all of the back and forth between 50 Cent and Rick Ross – which has been hilarious, mind you – are the number of other beefs 50 Cent is involved with to varying degrees.

Take for example for Fiddy’s beef with Kanye West. It kinda hit its peak, in terms of coverage in the media, way back in ’07, when Fiddy and Kanye both released albums on the same day and Kanye’s album went on to sell way better than Fiddy’s, but it’s not like it ever really ended.

Ever since, Fiddy has hardly missed an opportunity, in interviews and various other public appearances, to suggest that Kanye might be teh ghey, and that his new music sucks balls. Fiddy obviously gets off on tweaking Kanye (no homo), regardless of whether or not Kanye intends to pursue their beef any further.

Kanye already won the sales battle. What else is he gonna do? Beat Fiddy up? Pffft! I suppose he could try making sweet, passionate love to Fiddy’s baby’s mother, and then taking her, on camera, to buy some new shoes, which is obviously the next wave in hip-hop beef, but you know good and well Kanye doesn’t really like black chicks like that. On the other hand, she does have especially large cans, and its well known that Kanye is what Tom Arnold might call a headlights guy.

Who else finds it interesting that Fiddy has been going around claiming in interviews that, while he managed to pull that hilarious stunt with Rawse’s baby’s mother, there’s no way his own baby’s mother would do the exact same thing with Rawse? Oh, really? Didn’t he just have her child support payments cut way the fuck down, and then (allegedly) set fire to the house she was living in, when she didn’t move out in time?

Something tells me that, for the right price, she’d be willing to do all sorts of things, just to spite Fiddy. Kanye, Rawse, and the rest of them might want to look into that. Or has Fiddy already made arrangements with her to make sure she doesn’t show up in anyone’s “vlog?” I wouldn’t put it past him. He’s obviously a Machiavellian thinker.

But I digress.

The beef between Kanye and Fiddy has taken a weird turn, now that Kanye’s mom has died, and his relationship with his fiance has fallen to shit. It never has been Kanye’s m.o. to beef with people on record, except for what I’ve long suspected are veiled shots at yours truly in the song “Diamonds Are Forever” (no, really), but now he can hardly bring himself to rap at all period.

You can tell Fiddy’s jabs really are getting to Kanye. There was an interview Kanye did not too long ago – it may have been with MTV News, which has incredible access to celebrities, on account of their not being a real news organization – and he was talking about how, every time Fiddy suggests that Kanye’s teh ghey, or that his new music sucks balls, it’s like Fiddy’s spitting in his face.

Most rappers probably would have left Kanye alone once they lost the sales battle, let alone now that he’s obviously pretty deeply wouned. It’s too bad for Kanye that Fiddy Cent isn’t most rappers. In a song that appeared on a mixtape last month, Fiddy went so far ast to call Kanye a faggot, though he didn’t actually mention Kanye by name; and in an hilarious interview with MTV News the other day, he mocked Kanye’s new mullet, and that now famous picture of Kanye and the group of teh ghey guys he travels with, over in Paris.

Kanye, when asked to respond, claims he’s so secure in his manhood that it doesn’t even matter. But you can tell he’s just saying that. For all of my talk about how proud I am to dress like a real man (which I am, mind you), if I thought it might help my prospects with certain women to wear tight pants, I’d have a closet full of that shit. I wouldn’t be proud of it, but I’ve done so many things that I’m not proud of over the years. No homo. Kanye, meanwhile, is obviously genuinely concerned with other guys’ opinion as to his manliness. I’m not saying he might actually be a closet case. I’m just saying.

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  • amar

    bol to be honest with u, kanye strikes me as straight (as metrosexual as he is), but i can’t remember the last time 50 did anything with a woman publically. And when ur as famous as 50 cent is, u have to try really really hard to not have something public come up. The vivica fox thing was ages ago and who knows if they actually did anything. As for superhead, that’s a rumor and plus…well superhead is superhead.

    I think 50 is a closet homo, while kanye is a straight man who just raided a gay man’s closet.

    • amar

      sorry not superhead…i think i’m referring to that lady from the source magazine or w/e

      • Avenger XL

        I cosign that Amar. I been saying 50 looks uncomfortable around women even when he in the video scenes. Did you see the Mob Deep video that usta be on uncut all the time. All theme gutter ass dudes loving that striper scene 50 looking out of place. But Ye I am going to say he is metro for now but I think he may dabble, he might be BI.

        • amar

          i don’t care if somebody else updates his site – those chicks on kanye’s site are HOT…plus he has that quote about how white girls don’t have enough ass. Then those pics surface of him leaving the club with that fat-booty white chick. Kanye’s not only straight, he’s an advocate for the boo-tay.

          Meanwhile, the only female i’ve seen around fiddy was olivia…and she’s obviously got a dick…like in that game documentary…OLIVER GOT A DICK

        • A yow

          ^^^^You 2 niggas are kanye stans. I’LL stop right there cause I dont think I can insult anyone more than that.

  • sealsaa

    The difference between “most rappers” and 50 Cent is that his career thrives on controversy. His music has only gotten worse, so he needs to be disrespectful in order to get people to pay attention to him (see how to rob). Take the Rick Ross beef for example. It can’t be a coincidence that he decided to jump neck deep into this beef around the same time that his new album is being released. Granted, he didn’t start the beef, but at this point, no one really takes Rawws seriously, so 50 could have just ignored him. He’s afraid to go at Jay Z, so he’ll play it safe with the easy targets like Officer Rawws and Kanye. Rawws is a joke, and Kanye damn near shit himself crying when Beanie Segal called him a fag.

  • sealsaa

    Notice how he no longer practices the method of dissing people who do songs with his enemies (see Jadakiss and fat joe). Jay Z has done songs with Rawws (who I also believed he signed to Def Jam), Nas (signed him too), Wayne and Kanye, and there hasn’t been a peep from Curtis.

    • capcobra

      when 50 came thru with get rich or die trying..jay-z retired and chased beyonce…remember that?.

    • squadwildin

      sealsaa stop right there….Why would he diss Jay Z in the first place? you think this nigga just gets into random beef? how random is that to go at Jay Z?

      he had legit beef wit Ja Rule…did you not see GRODT the movie? Fat Joe; 50 Cent had beef with because, Fat Joe did a song wit Ja Rule while the two were still beefin…

      You know how long ago Jay Z did a song wit Rick ROss? beefin wit Jay Z cuz he did a song wit Ross a long time ago is fuckin stupid. Thats like 50 Cent beefin wit Nas tomorrow then checkin Nas’ whole rap catalog to beef wit all the niggas he ever gave a verse to. You know how many rappers that is

      50 Cent beefed wit Jadakiss and Fat Joe cuz he felt like them niggas did a song wit Ja Rule on purpose just to be disrespectful to him.

  • Pierzy

    You might have a point if 50 wasn’t also an admitted fan of Kanye’s music and had his CD in his car during one of those terrible shows that he was on…

  • Josh

    “I’ve long suspected are veiled shots at yours truly in the song “Diamonds Are Forever” (no, really),”

    Bol, please elaborate.

    • geico lizard

      ^ co-sign Bol let us know what line it was and what you said to spark it.

    • geico lizard

      I was thinking about this at the gym and kanye said”does he write his own songs i think them”. Bol started a campaign to get kanye taken off the grammy nominations for writing Jesus walks because rhymefest wrote and recorded the song before he sold it to kanye as a ghostwriter. Its possible that shot was at Bol since Kanyes mom also wrote to Bol.

  • geico lizard

    Kanye left a club with Amber Rose so I have to give him credit because she is a dime. Fifty had his ex sign a gag order or something. No man alive would dare his bitter and recently evicted baby moms to shop up online with his enemy unless he knew she was legally unable to.

  • giantstepp

    Enough is enough and Kanye needs to stand the fuck up and go back at 50. Shit, thats hip hop. Verbal sparring goes back to the beginning. I am not advocating the fake tough guy bravado etc., but stand up for yourself as a MAN Kanye. 50 keep bustin shots at this dude. Time for him to bust back.

  • macdatruest

    “growing up I was confused, my momma kissing a girl” – confused about what Fiddy(????)

    so you go from being confused about sexuality, to being a super hardcore tough guy, who just happens to wear those “fashion thug” wifebeaters with the candy stripes(????)

    also you just happen to want to make a line of waterproof sex toys??? supposedly for all his female fans because after all, Fiddy is frequently seen with hot chicks. Ooops sorry he’s never seen with chicks(????)


    The GQ Cover(????)

    Ma$e getting caught in the rangerover wit the transvestite, he got in a accident cruising for trannies. With Fiddy being an investigator and Mase being on G-Unit when it happened, he had to catch wind of this incident. Gay Unit(????)

    Tony Yayo is Fiddys right hand man for whatever reason. Banks is never seen on Fiddy’s arm like Yayo even though he puts out more music that Fiddy and Yayo. It is known that Yayo is highly institutionalized by prison culture, which includes “gangstas” fucking “punks” and not considering themselves gay. Was Fiddy’s beef wit Ja “deeper than rap”(????)

    “Gangstalicious” was obviously Fiddy Cent. But why would the Boondocks portray this Super doo-rag Thug as a closet homo hiding behind Gangsta Rap? Fiddy aint on that homies over hoes is he? Is that why this rich dude wit all thesse muscles aint fuckn R&B chicks-shit even BIG ugly ass had Faith, Charli, and Kim on deck(????)

    Even Ray J, Usher, Ja and Dr Dre fucked Superhead “taking bitches shopping scared to get a blow job” is what Rick Ross said. Is there something we are overlooking(????)

    Nah, its no way Fiddy can be gay. Just cause he real opinionated like a bitch don’t make him gay. And he is not-I repeat-NOT picking on Kanye because he is secretly jealous and wants to come out the closet himself but has to keep up his image up. But I do thik Kanye is gay. He cannot be secure in his manhood-hoes don’t like well dressed guys. They like a nigga with a closet full of identical beaters and doo rags
    Faggot Ass (ahem) Kanye!!!

    • Lowedwn

      LMAO…co tudda sign

  • tommy gunz

    ^^^wild homo for thinkin that much about this shit…and who actually takes time to read these 82 paragraph ass comments?

    • og bobby j

      co sign…

      wild homo indeed.

      • macdatruest

        it took me a while to get all the suspect evidence out, I’ll give yall niggas that much but that’s me nigga. Bol opened the discussion I added. And at least I commented on the subject: I aint just log on and hop on some nigga responding’s dick.
        Yall aint got shit to say but WILD HOMO? What is that? Soome shit u see on “When Homos Attack?” I never seen a Wild Homo before. Yall two should sell that pink house yall co-signing for and get out the rough gay part of town.

  • $ykotic

    @ gunz
    That was cold brah.

    I could be very wrong, but I know that when your money get THAT LONG, especially with a psychopath
    of a ex around, you really don’t trust broads.

    Kanye like one of them fly guys that stay blowing his check on labels.

    50 that free lunch snot-nosed dude who became the man.

    Gayness? Can’t tell because I don’t watch other men. I get mine.

    SDN moments? Most definitely.

  • sealsaa

    @ capcobra

    And? For all the shit he talks, 50 knows he’s a mediocre rapper, and that he couldn’t iron Jay’s Roca Wear shirts, let alone match his lyrical prowess. He’s only challenged 2 lyrically superior rappers (The Game and Jadakiss), and they devoured him. Like I said, he goes for the “safe bet”, the easy target. Nas was the exception, only because Nas can’t go as hard as Jay on a diss. If he’s such an accomplished mc, why is he wasting his time with Rawws, the joke of the industry? The answer; marketing for his shit sandwich of an album.

  • ceaser paciotti

    newsflash sheeple. most of these rappers are gay. its pretty much a prerequisite in the entertainment industry. its how the ti’s know they can trust/control you once you get into a position of power. its the only leverage they have to keep these people under their thumbs when the entertainers get into the public eye. if said entertainer reveals sensitive information to the media about the inner workings of the music industry they can always discredit them with the whole “he’s a faggot we got proof” angle

    • macdatruest

      Will Smith

  • Kabelo

    Kanye is a faggot, that’s why his girl left him, couldn’t stand his bitch faggot ass

  • Enlightened

    @ Amar and the niggas saying 50 is gay -

    I don’t care either way, but for the record, Elise Neal confirmed herself that 50 was fucking her for a year and that’s a bad bitch! You can google it.

    Also, Megan Good has pretty much been confirmed. Also, are y’all forgetting about Ciara?

  • Hip Hop since 77

    KANYE WEST IS NOT GAY!!! He’s a bitch, there’s a diffrence. When he first showed up on the scene he was real hip hop backpakers savior. Now this nigga wanna be a gay ass europeon fashion designer. Well do you slim cause we got Saigon, Ortiz, Crooked, etc. Take yo ass to fashion week and auto-tune till your little heart is content.