Never Monkey With A Gorilla…

Fuck what anybody says, Fifty Cent Ja Rule’d Jeffrey. To take that dude’s stage name and create a verb for obliterating someone is some gorilla shit. Nevermind the fact that Ja Rule was in decline anyhoo. Fifty pushed that dude off the cliff. That act will be just as significant as the number of units that were moved for ‘Get Rich Or Die Trying’

The danger in Rick Ross’ rebuttals and even his releases is that he is reducing rap to hackneyed poseurism. That is what R-n-B is all about. People posing seductively for the camera on closed sets. If Fifty goes as hard as he claims he is we will see Ross exposed as penniless within a rent-a-center fantasy lifestyle and every street themed rapper after him will have their image questioned and scrutinized.

Ross isn’t just playing himself out of position, he is fucking up the game for the future. Lord knows that these young cats coming to the mic won’t have access to a label like Def Jam who can rent mansions and automobiles for video shoots. You see that Koch Records had to move back into they mother’s basement. This money is drying up and needs to be spent smarter, not harder, word to DeWang Carter. Ross needs to smarten up and apologize for any slick shit that might have leaked from his lips.

How fucked the fuck up is Ross’ position right now in rap music? It’s so bad that The Game is offering him a way out of the hole he dug. The Game? The same dude that almost committed Hip-Hop hari kari when Dr.Dre stopped taking his phone calls. This is the equivalent of a paraplegic competing in a marathon. Ross’ legs ain’t built for this race. The time has come to cop out (puns always intended for Officer Ross).

Do it now Ross. I’m begging you. There are some little homies in their teens right now that want the opportunity that you have to walk around shirtless and smoke blunts and to play grown up with bundles of fake cash. If you keep acting out they won’t ever get their chance to play dress up gangster. Didn’t your peoples tell you to never monkey with a gorilla?

gorilla unit
  • MXL

    that picture is classic. a-alikes like a muhfucka.

  • Pierzy

    You’re on point, Billy. 50 won’t stop attacking, even if there’s no reason to keep going. Sometimes that’s a drawback (see: Joe, Fat) but not here. And, let’s be honest, it’s not like Ross was untouchable before this whole thing started anyway…

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Rick Ross has always been the essence of shitty rap music. It’s no surprise that 50 bodied him so easily. What’s there? A false life-story, rented cars and homes, a jilted baby mama, and 1 overweight nigga at the center of all the bullshit. Ross should be happy he even made it this far…too bad he couldn’t come up with a more believable excuse for all the crooked stories coming out about him…and too bad his second CD is just as ass as his first.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Curtis75Black

    Totally agree with OG. We as fans already knew his style was based off a Bullshit image from the start. Him being a C0 in the past only shocked the dumb niggas who liked his music as well as Image. Plus with him fuckin’ with Jay gave him a little more cred in their eyes for him to Boast and talk shit !! If he falls by the wayside, so be it. One less fake rapper taking up space.

  • http://xxl All Dae

    tru tru. Who post on point.
    Offiver Ross doesn’t stand a chance. I just saw Officer Ross’s new diss on 50 and it’s to phony. Why is his broke boys wasting time taking shots when they ain’t nobody??

  • http://xxl All Dae

    * Whole

  • http://dailymathematics.blogspot.com Combat Jack

    50′s great, not b/c he’s pouncing on Ricky like a big ole pinata, but that he truly understands the brutal and bloody entertainment we all as fans desperately crave.

  • amar

    HAHAHAHHAHA bxs, ur on a roll with these doctored photos as of late…oh man, that is some true guerilla unit right there

    but i think the game should inrefiere in this shit and just diss both rick ross and fiddy. The thing about 50 is not that he’s good at rap battles or disses, but that he’s like a fly: he’s persistent, annoying and doesn’t quit until he’s annoyed his opponent and everyone else so much, that after numerous faield attempted to kill the fly, they just leave the room swearing.

    The Game however, is even better at this fly game than fifty. Fiddy made videos and songs about ja rule and talked shit about him, but when the game was beefing with fifty, he did all that, plus released an entire mixtape and documentary movie about how fiddy sucks balls. That’s some true bug-like persistence

  • tommy gunz

    hip-hop needs fifty cent…hate or love it

  • http://pimpinpens.blogspot.com enzo

    HAHAHAHHAHA bxs, ur on a roll with these doctored photos as of late…oh man, that is some true guerilla unit right there

    but i think the game should inrefiere in this shit and just diss both rick ross and fiddy. The thing about 50 is not that he’s good at rap battles or disses, but that he’s like a fly: he’s persistent, annoying and doesn’t quit until he’s annoyed his opponent and everyone else so much, that after numerous faield attempted to kill the fly, they just leave the room swearing.

    The Game however, is even better at this fly game than fifty. Fiddy made videos and songs about ja rule and talked shit about him, but when the game was beefing with fifty, he did all that, plus released an entire mixtape and documentary movie about how fiddy sucks balls. That’s some true bug-like persistence

    ^^well said.

    • og bobby j

      50 vs gayme was not the same. Cant expect 50 to go hard against his own investment. That bad business…and money is the more importasnt to these cats….

      • General

        Always the same argument that 50 was worried about his investment, if he was that worried he wouldn’t have thrown a fit that Interscope grinded so hard for Game’s last CD. 50 was furious over Game getting any attention from the label. Doesn’t sound like someone concerned over their so called investment. And a further point on this beef, its just bad for music, because this isn’t about music at all anymore. Not when the only way you can do damage is through Youtube videos. 50 as a music artist is irrelevant, he is just a comedian now.

      • these posts are racist

        Billy,

        Get rid of that picture. I can’t believe you would juxtapose those two photos…wow.

        Bobby, define “Nigger” for me.

        • Og Bobby J

          nigger – a cowardice fag with an ivy league education and a law degree, yet spends more time on a rap blog then in a court room. Someone who is overly tolerant with any and all topics regarding politics, race and religion. Someone who takes himself far more serious then he should and whose mothers makes a mean bean pie. Someone who has a father that spends half his days slapping his mother for unveiling her lips during sun up and the other half preaching the koran.

          Also see: TPAR

        • Dub Sac

          Dude, the picture isn’t racist when 50 decides that Gorilla Unit is a good name for his group. If it was a picture of any monkey next to any black dude, I would see your point. However…

        • amar

          lol u just copy and pasted my whole comment hahahaha

  • LOL

    officerricky.com

    • Pierzy

      Hahaha that’s a funny ass site!

  • k.ing

    Man….

    Ricky is on rickey’s smiley radio show saying he was never a C.O again…

    even i i wanted to like this guy i couldn’t….

  • k.ing

    @LOL

    im the Richest cop that you heard this far: LMBAO….

  • PHATSAM

    TO:GENERAL; YOU SHOULD BE CALLED PRIVATE U NEED TO HAVE YOUR STRIPES REMOVED ONE THING EVERYBODY CAN AGREE ON EVEN IF YOU LIKE 50 OR NOT IS HIS BUSINES MOVES NOW LETS BE REAL FOR ONCE WHY WOULLD 50 DESTROY SOMETHING HE WAS INVESTED IN [GAME]WHEN THE INVESTMENT WAS MAKING U A NICE RETURN OUT OF A BAD SITUATION .SECOND HE DONT BACK DOWN AFTER HE TOOK THOSE 9 HOT BALLS HE HEALED UP AND WENT RIGHT BACK TO DISSING THEM NIGGAS AND HE WAS BROKE SO STOP WITH THE STUPID TALK YOU MUST BE A WHITE BOY FROM LA OR FAT JOE

    • General

      Maybe get 50′s balls out your hands while your typin so you make some sense. 50 tried to go at Game with several disses, but knew in a battle of diss tracks he wasn’t going to win, same situation with Ross. He knows he can’t ether anybody on wax anymore so now he’s doing the youtube shit. Besides, 50 is so hard and gangsta, “how you get shot 9 times and never shoot back”-Jadakiss

  • scartown

    ^^^^^^^
    Ofcourse he can ether people on wax.How hard could it be to go at Rick Ross lyrically? Dude can’t rhyme for shit!50 can and will lyricaly body that prison cop.

    • amar

      not to mention the fact that he’s a 500 pound ex-cop with 3 chins and dj kalehd’s dick in his mouth

  • k.ing

    50 never said he was a gangsta…..

    dummy he a hustler…

    a nigga that was really out there….

    not a fraud with a decent flow……

    mafia what… the Mafia don’t respect us… you ain’t a god father or a good father…

  • phatsam

    dumb ass general the dude that shot him is dead dummy and he never put a whole lot of energy into destroying game or buck on wax he gets paid off of every game cd and he has buck future in his hands so who won its not checkers its chess dummy just ike jay said he got richer after his beef with nas . 50 2008 150 million nigga still winning to me

  • squadwildin

    For those of yall that think this beef is still a gimmick, take a closer look. Like Rakim, recently said, its a testosterone sport and beef happens….It really isnt a publicity stunt like some of yall have been sayin.

    Oh Rakim also said that NY is responsible for a part in the slow death of hip-hop. Its different aspects of hip hop and NEW YORK dropped the ball on their part.

    Dont believe me?? check it out on worldstarhiphop.com for your self

  • master cheef

    og, i think you owe dude your real definition; have a good, old-fashioned conversation up in this motherfucker.

    tpar, come with something besides he wouldn’t say it in real life. for all you know, he might. i know you can come with something deeper than that.

    • these posts are racist

      You’re right, but he flat out called me a “nigger”. I don’t really think I can have a “conversation” with him…and the truth is, he wouldn’t say it to me or any other able body man.

  • http://www.theunderwriters.blogspot.com THE UNDERWRITER

    Phiftey just found his way back in the limelight. You would have thought Rauce would have fell back and not even acknowledged him, which was working just fine before he decided that he would try his luck. This was completely unnecessary, since Rauce’s last album was at least decently supported; what was there to gain?

    Now, look at all the makeup work he has to do just to get back to where he was. I’m sure his first week sales will seem decent, but that’ll be all she wrote. As for 50, now he really has a shot at hitting #1 again on Billboard.

    I still think Rick should use that “Rick Rause BBQ Sauce” idea I gave away last year, especially if this is career ending.

  • macdatruest

    Mark my words when I say that Fiddy is Tyson, and Rick Ross is Buster Douglas (who coincidentally was a corrections officer) Everybody looked like who the fuck is dude? another victim….but then when the shit jumped off, Tyson wasn’t his regular self, he was doin odd shit like Fiddy takin’ that Big Teeth ho shoppin’. His guard was down, Tyson thought it was an easy one. He even knocked Douglas down and people still dispute THAT was the end of the fight, like people say THIS is the end of the beef. But Douglas really wasn’t even puttin’ his all in it yet. Tyson just woke him up-next thing u know Douglas had hits landing and niggas didnt wanna except what they was seeing.-I got my dust on The Fat Fucker, I dont see him budging, but Fiddy legs look wobbly while he takin big ass jabs. I’m goin wit Ross for the most memorable diss song likely to emerge from this battle, and for some reason i got a feeling whatever he got planned is bout to hurt Fiddy. I predict a shocker.

    • EReal

      Bro, I think people are wayyyyy over estimating Rick Ross’ popularity, he’s not even a platinum aritst.

      Fact is, Fifty isn’t going anywhere. People don’t understand that. Dude is filthy rotten rich bro, he can make music for the rest of his life and not sell another record, even though he will.

      I just find it hilarious that the same people that are/were yelling “oh 50s a snitch, blah blah blah” with no evidence what so ever of that being true, are sitting here riding for Rick Ross, when he’s already confirmed HIMSELF that he was with the Jakes.

  • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

    I feel sorry for Ross. I don’t see a way outta this for ‘the Boss’. The Game aint gonna help much, & Ofc. Rick would save more face just releasing fire songs than lettin another man say “hey, u can’t do it alone pal, lemme give you a hand!”

    U gotta think, Wayne & Kanye r prolly somewhere like, “Damn, homie should’ve just left him alone to begin with.”

    Was it worth it Rick? All the turmoil the “C.O.” Shit stirred, & Fifty was the nigga u chose to go @?

    Smh. I say shave of the shag beard, lose 200 lbs, & start fresh in Europe.

  • macdatruest

    Smh. I say shave of the shag beard, lose 200 lbs, & start fresh in Europe.
    ^^^^^^^^
    You A Fuckin Nut For That LOL

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    I o-sign all you niggers on this thread, especially OG BJ. [ll] to calling a man BJ.

    Shout to whoever peeped I gave the gorilla a diamond earring.

    • that nigga

      Thats the first thing I saw and @ Ali, your absolutely correct.

  • Ali

    yeah but uh….50 can’t rap anymore lol….He doesn’t have it (which is not saying that Ross has it either)….I think it’ll blow over….Ross will move on just like The Game & that’s that….not really a big deal

  • BIGNAT

    “How fucked the fuck up is Ross’ position right now in rap music? It’s so bad that The Game is offering him a way out of the hole he dug. The Game? The same dude that almost committed Hip-Hop hari kari when Dr.Dre stopped taking his phone calls. This is the equivalent of a paraplegic competing in a marathon. Ross’ legs ain’t built for this race. The time has come to cop out (puns always intended for Officer Ross).”
    it’s a simple as this real boss 50 fake boss ross.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Dra$t-iQ Alkoholik

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhh that’s sum funny shit alike as a muthafucka