Yung Berg’s Always Been an Artist… Sir!

I don’t know HOW old this Yung Berg arrest video is, nor do I give a flying fuck. The shit is fucking hilarious.

If you’ve ever had any reservation about the way we shit on Yung Berg here, I’d imagine they’d all be squashed after seeing the aforementioned pathetic display of bitch-niggardry. Clearly this kid has always been the kind of shithead begging for repercussion of the assbeating variety in every city he visits.

Foreshadowing is the shit!

Note how as soon as Berg eats it after swerving right past a police car, Shenehneh wisely jumps the fuck up like, “I ain’t never seen this nigga before in my life.” Aside from being drunk off his ass, the laws of physics were clearly against our good friend, Christian. Berg had a skripper twice his size on the back of his scooter. Only a drunk would think it would handle the same as when driving dolo.

Luckily he wrecked about 10 feet away from the police vehicle he tried to shrewdly evade. Otherwise he was gonna kill himself, some big booty freakness, or a pedestrian. While vehicular homicide likely would have spared us from exposure to his music and person,no one need die over his ignorance. Plus, I like all his songs that start with “sexy.”

Under normal and unrelenting circumstances, we of the co-centric circles that are being black and poor in America receive a certain level of training in po-po ettiquette from an early age. Berg must not have gotten past that first lesson we all get from our dark butt single moms: Speak respectully to the gestapo.

In his attempt to obey the one thing he learned from a black woman, Yung[er] Christian Ward made to laying the conversation game down proper-like.

“I’m an artist, sir.”

That’s as if to say, “My indentured servitude contract with Universal absolves me of all life responsibility, sir.”

Ignoring or otherwise missing the “full cooperation” and “don’t be a dickhead” lessons proved costly as the weed stash so cleverly hidden in the cargo pocket of his pantaloon was miraculously discovered in a procedure specially-trained officers like to call a “routine search.”

Them dime bags had Berg lookin like somebody’s scooter delivery boy. With that said, Berg’s ignorant, drunk-driving ass wouldn’t be comin anywhere near my product were I movin tree. That’s what the unassuming flower-child college girl on the bicycle is for.

I don’t know if that slap ‘n run offender dude was really Yung Boss’ manager, but if that’s the man that’s been handling his affairs and providing counsel, everything makes a lot more sense.

Again, foreshadowing is the shit!

Questions? Comments? Requests? Need someone to hold your jewelry when you get popped for possession this weekend? ron@ronmexicocity.com

“What’s the problem, sir?” Oh, my damn. I can’t fuckin deal!

  • AVENGER XL

    Man I will be glad when this little bitchass nigga goes the way of lil zayne. These stupid cats make the game harder to watch

  • Nessia

    LMMFAO

    I love it.

  • giantstepp

    Straight ass fuckary at its finest! Young Berg is an idiot. Even if this is old this dude stays “ethering” himself. Will this “career” end already.

  • paychexx

    this nigga berg….is a stupid mouhfucka.

    mex you cold for that vehicular homicide line about saving us from his wack ass music, lol.

    peace god.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    I love dark butts!

  • John Brown

    I don’t know HOW old this Yung Berg arrest video is, nor do I give a flying fuck. The shit is fucking hilarious.
    =================
    Whats good Ron? Long time I havent commented on one of your dimes. Been mad busy. Well I know you dont give a flying fuck but that video was from Memorial Day 2008 in Miami. They never said if they caught his manager though. Take it easy homie.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i DO give a fuck and i DO appreciate that!

      holy shit. that’s RECENT! what a feckin moron.

  • amar

    i like the “oh that’s just weed” and “no no i’m an artist”

    i love it when criminals pull that shit. Almost as good as “weed? WTF?! WHO PUT THAT THERE? WTF! WHERE’D U GET THAT? HOW DO U EVEN SPELL WEED?” *cough* dmx

  • Pierzy

    He should’ve said, “I’m a TERRIBLE artist, sir.”

    • FlapJack

      hahahah

  • $ykotic

    I don’t know which is worst:

    Falling off a razor scooter

    The broad jetted (he wasn’t gonna hit that)

    Having a dime bag(a dime? that’s it?)

    His mgr Mr Snuffaluffalous(he ran like he was dirty with no green card)

    Bird doing his “I’m scurred of jail so I’ll tell”
    rap.

    I can’t even call Bird a hipster. He don’t do anything hip.

  • http://www.myspace.com/emcdlthemusicprofile EmCDL

    “If you’ve ever had any reservation about the way we shit on Yung Berg here, I’d imagine they’d all be squashed after seeing the aforementioned pathetic display of bitch-niggardry. Clearly this kid has always been the kind of shithead begging for repercussion of the assbeating variety in every city he visits.”

    Man Ron you hillarious! Glad that I’m able to post comments now by the way, was having problems doing it for the past week or so and now they starting to come up all of a sudden.

    As for Young Medium Rare Burger, that dude sucks asscheeks. Who give a fuck if ‘your an artist’? And that nigga was letting his dick think for him so he just had to get on that moped with that chick to hurry to the motel (I’m saying motel cuz I know he ain’t making enough money to get an actual hotel considering his music so damn wack lol). And the cops was right there too! Call a cab next time ass! Shits funny as hell to see his mishaps.

  • DV8

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!Yung Herb takes another L. His manager stole on the cops and dipped on them, LMAO and he got away (thats the cold part).

    • BIGNAT

      yeah come on how they didn’t catch his ass if i hit a cop. i will caught and be in a body bag because i will have a gun(which will actually be my wallet) when they find me so they had no choice but to shot me 75 times.

  • BIGNAT

    the funny part is when the cops take it out his pocket he goes. oh thats just marijuana sir like that shit is legal to hold.

  • tommy gunz

    berg stays with the self-etherization…god love him…

  • Smel

    “I merely lost control, Sir”