U gon get Internet raped

We’re only half a month into 2009, and already two new forms of rape have been invented. This could be a rough year for us guys. Nullus.

Over the break, I was reading Jezebel, looking for the kind of information that could get me through a cold, lonely winter night, and I stumbled upon a post about some new shit they’ve got called not rape.

If you missed the post I did on it on my own site the other day, not rape is a sexual interaction in which you aren’t raped per se, but the power dynamic was a bit off, in his favor. Like, if you fucked a guy who was older than you, and you probably wouldn’t have fucked him, if the two of you were the same age. But it’s not like he held you down and shoved it up enya. He didn’t even feed you a little bit of alcohol so as to speed along the process, which would of course be date rape. It’s just that you felt a little bit violated, if not to the point where you were actually violated.

I know… Bullshit, right?

Fortunately for us guys, I’m pretty sure there’s no legal basis for such a thing as not rape. It’s just one of those things that you’re gonna have to hear about more and more on the Internets. Like Charles Hamilton. I wouldn’t even be surprised if a few of us got charged with not rape, before it’s all said and done with. Think about it: If you’re a brother such as myself, without a whole lot to offer a woman other than a fine intellect, which is to say you’re completely hopeless, what are the odds that any woman you have sex with isn’t gonna regret it at least somewhat the next day, even if you played by the rules? They might as well go ahead and charge me.

But I digress.

Another form of rape I’m sure we’re gonna hear a lot about on the Internets is some shit that’s actually called Internets rape. Which, as far as I know, is also a new one. I’ve spent a significant amount of my life surfing the Internets. And I’m not gonna lie, I’ve definitely read up on sexual abuse. But I’d never heard of Internets rape until I heard someone mention it, just the other day. On Twitter, natch.

This woman Amanda Diva, who I guess was on Nickelodeon and MTV2, and is now a rapper, was complaining about lewd remarks in the comments section of a post about her over on Nah Right. Perhaps you heard about it. I mentioned it on my own Twitter the other day, and there was a big feature on it at Complex yesterday.

I believe the exact quote was as follows: “being a woman in this game is unbelievably ridiculous some days. i jst got internet raped on Nahright by like 30 sexually frustrated geeks.”

And then it went on from there. She bitched a bit more and then claimed she was done with it. But then she started firing off replies to eskay, proprietor of Nah Right, trying to lay a guilt trip on him for using a picture of her that was a bit too suggestive, sexually, and for egging on the comments section by announcing the beginning of Amanda Diva vs. the Nah Right comments section Round 3, whatever that means. (This has been an ongoing issue?)

To eskay’s credit, I don’t know that he’s to blame for the picture being too sexual in nature. (Is anyone ever to blame?) Yeah, he picked it out (and apparently, it wasn’t the one she sent him to use), but she was the one who picked out that outfit in the first place. I know any number of women who could have been photographed in that outfit and none of this would have happened. But Amanda Diva is just a bit too thunderous in the thigh region for there not to be an issue. If she didn’t want to be perceived sexually (god forbid), she shouldn’t have left the house looking like that.

I’d suggest she should have “pursued back channels” in order to have the post removed, like people do when they need to have something I’ve written here at XXL censored, but you get the idea that she didn’t want to run the risk of offending Al Sharpton eskay and hence losing all of that (ostensibly) valuable free promotion. Case in point, the reply she fired off to eskay at 3:12 PM that day: “you know you wrong for how you handled that post. it’s all good though. i just didn’t know that’s how you move.”

It goes back to what I was saying the other day about women who forfeit the right to complain by chasing the almight dollar. Cleary, she’s upset with eskay. But she’s gotta soft pedal it a bit, for business purposes. Which of course strikes me as bullshit. She’s either upset with him or she’s not, right? Especially if she’s gonna be tossing around words like rape. You can’t have it both ways.

And that’s what this is really about, right? She’s not really concerned with being viewed as a sex symbol. She’s concerned with being viewed as a sex symbol by people who spend a lot of time reading blogs, i.e. your sorry asses. As revealed in the feature at Complex, she’s even got a tramp stamp. And women don’t get tramp stamps unless they take a lot of backshots, or they want to be perceived as the kind of woman who takes a lot of backshots. Like Lisa Sparxxx, who has one of my favorite tramp stamps, if not one of my favorite asses.

It’s like when these women with huge cans who wear especially shirts to to the club and then want to act all offended when you eye rape them.

I know… Bullshit, right?

  • stoneyisland

    yep, if it dresses like a whore, walks like a whore, acts like a whore but gets offended when you call her a whore, then she probably is a whore. Lawyers dont dress up as whore, firemen dont dress up as pimps, if you dress like a skank then u are a skank.

  • Jhon da Analyst

    I love women, but i hate BITCHES!!!!

    • Hate Hate and more Hate

      I hate your mother too, she scraped my dick with her teeth and tried to duck when I was ready bust off in her face

  • chitchat

    Amanda Diva’s wack.

    That said, can’t agree with the “you’re in a whore’s uniform” theory.

    In that case, isn’t every black man in casual clothing in what may be perceived a “criminal’s uniform”? Depends on who you’re talking to, but clearly that’s bullshit too. And it damn sure doesn’t give license to people to say “you wanna dress like a criminal, ima treat you like one.”

    • El Tico Loco

      You’re right it goes both ways. The difference is that we gotta worry about cops doing that no matter what we wear.

      On the other hand . . .

      If you’re in a whore’s uniform and/or you’re dancin like one, and/or haven’t bought you own drink but you’re fucked up. Guess what? YOU WILL BE SCREENED FOR HOENESS. Unless you’re around people you’re familiar with.

  • http://XXL gside

    stay a way from them crazy hoe’s you won’t haxe no problems .

  • Avenger XL

    Diva should know better by now. The internets is a gray zone where everyone can take off their social masks and in doing so all kinds of ish comes out. That is why you see so many people threatening to kick someones ass over a disagreement when in real life this wouldn’t happen. So her reacting negatively to internet talk is lame especially for a largely internet backed personality like herself it comes with the territory. That’s like the day you become a artists or writer you open yourself up for criticque and assualt in ways most folks don’t. So is it right cat’s started talking all crazy to her on the nets no. But should she be aware of this behavior by now yes and be able to tracend it yes.

    Grow up and know thy role.

  • geico lizard

    I blame hillary clinton and sarah palin because they have some women thinking they cant be criticized anymore and if they hear anything negative its because they are women only. Its possible for a woman to lose an election because the guy was better than her and its possible amanda diva dropped a freestyle so whack that guys veered off course and started talking about her knees and not just the whack track.

    The picture they posted on Nahright was the best picture i had ever seen of AD normally she has her tomboy/old alicia keyes first two albums style going on. I saw another good picture of her in a bikini flashing her tramp stamp at complex where her voting of trifey is leading her votes of wifey. Most of the pictures i do see a moustache so she and most women need to stop being so conceited and if you dont want to hear a man talk about your hairy lip,legs or armpit then wax it or shave it.

    If she cant take criticism without diminishing a powerful word like rap she needs to change careers. Men are in jail right now because a woman threw out the word rape and it wasnt really rape just like this whole situation doesnt have shit to do with rape.

  • geico lizard

    “you are wearing a whores uniform”- dave chappelle

    • $ykotic

      Thanks for the info. Now I don’t have to go see the monstrosity.

      First off: Alicia Keys
      Amanda Diva

      what a bad way to get caught with swag jacking.

      Second: Cover up. One less thing to worry about.

      Sarah “tweeker” Palin is a bird. Hilary is cool.

      I never even heard of this broad Amanda ’til now. After Jean Grae I stopped checking for female emcees.

  • Worley

    You have to stay away from the Amanda Divas of the world. They are confused. On one hand they want to be “attractive.” But on the other hand they don’t want anyone to say anything about their attractiveness. No matter how lewd or politically correct they will twist it into “sexism,” “misogyny” or “objectification.” It’s as if you are supposed to conduct a job interview instead of admiring the body parts they so prominently display.

    Stay home and read your Bible. No one will “objectify” you there.

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    I actually agree with you almost completely on this one. I mean, her tracks got dissed cause she’s wack but looks somewhat good. I’ve never seen posts on MIA turn into a comment section like that. Mainly because MIA’s songs are like you know….good.

  • BIGNAT

    MAN COME ON GUYS WE ALL KNOW THE RULES WHEN A WOMEN HAS HALF HER ASS HANGING OUT OR HER TITTES. 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 SHE REALLY WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE. IF YOU GO TALKING TO HER YOU MUST MEET HER EVERY REQUIREMENT OR SHE GOING ACT THE FOOL. IT’S LIKE OFFERING A HUNGRY PERSON A SANDWHICH THEY GOING WANT IT. WHEN A GUY SPOTS A NICE LOOKING GIRL WITH EVERYTHING HANGING OUT THE MAN JUST WANTS IT.
    MEN WE ARE SIMPLE IT’S THESE FUCKING WOMEN WHO DON’T WANNA MAKE UP THERE MIND. THEY WANT EQUAL RIGHTS BUT WHEN THEN FALL THEY EXPECT A GUY TO HELP THEM UP. SHIT I DON’T GET TO LEAVE WORK EARLY FOR CRAMPS BITCH THATS BULLSHIT. FOR EVERY NEGATIVE A WOMEN CAN NAME IT CAN NEVER OUT WEIGH THE POSITIVE.

  • amar

    in my opinion, unless it involves minors or weak people who might take it too far (ie that girl commiting suicide cause her friend’s mom was internet bullying her anonymously through myspace), people should shut the fuck up about the internets.

    Like when that annoying-ass TPAR critisizes a photo of tupac on bxs’s blog for being offensive, when the photo’s gone around the internet for a good 8 years and isn’t even offensive at this point. Even if it was offensive, unless someone’s interests are directly harmed, if you’re on a comments section of a blog, you should come in expecting that sort of shit and stfu.

  • Matt Herbz

    Man, who the fuck does that bitch think she is? I’ll e-rape a bitch anytime I gotdamn want to. In fact, I’m a put it all up in her butt without saying “please” because I’m raw like that. And when I rocket off into her frizzy-ass hair, I’m a laugh at that bitch for spending 3 hours trying to clean that shit out with a Wendy’s napkin. The internet is the great equalizer. It’ll take a bitch that thinks she walks the higher road through the mud and have that ass internet-gangbanged by me and my niggaz just for the fuck of it. Tell that ho to hit me up when she’s ready for round 2, I’ll even let her be conscious this time around.

    –Matt Herbz–
    The Internet Don Juan

  • Moi

    is there a single woman who reads this blog? really, it’s a serious question.

    and of the men, what percentage have a girlfriend, wife, even a booty call in their life? seriously.

    • Mick

      Moi, that’s not relevant because you can’t expect to get your question answered if you don’t rebut what the blogger has written before you make your point. That’s how debate works.

      If you’re not interested in debating then don’t attack men for doing what they like. The blogger hasn’t once attacked women for doing what they like.

  • these posts are racist

    Listen up lil buster, been a while since i dissed u/
    and yeah i came back, but not cuz i missed u/
    yeah i came back to address a couple issues/
    were you abused as a child, did your mother never kiss u?/
    tell you she love you and you mean so much?/
    some of your blogs is aight/
    but this last one sucked/
    i mean, you go out of your way to diss black women/
    like you hate black women/
    what’s the deal with all the hard feelings?/
    in my interview i did, you added a colorful diss/
    like i’ve been begging you and begging you to post my ish?/
    come on weak minded/
    let’s look, rewind it/
    you said it yourself that I backed out the first time/
    if i was dying for your attention then why wouldn’t I let you post mind?/

    Look, i’m an intellectual and you’re just slightly awkward/
    Mr. Crawford/
    about as smart as that dude from Texas, Crawford.