Jim Jones and The Notorious O.B.A.M.A.

Ugh. Don’t you just hate it when people make acronyms for no damn reason?

“I did it for hip-hop… It’s as big as [Barack] Obama’s being the first black president. This is part of our history in the urban community; Biggie was our first Obama.”Jim Jones, XXLMag.com

Every time Jim Jones takes a step forward and earns an iota of my respect, he does something completely moronic that sets him 100 meters backward. He is the true and living personification of how our public school system has failed America’s children. Unless that new position at Koch Records somehow made Jonesey a Puffy employee, I can’t understand what kind of dust blunt a statement like the one above could have come from.

I hope he means that Biggie is our Obama as per his proposed “n”-word replacement. In that sense, Biggie is totally my Obama, as is the Obama I might cop a sack of lettuce from on a slow Saturday afternoon. However, Dirt Angel’s use of the adjective “first” strikes any benefit of doubt my kind, compassionate heart may otherwise be inclined to give.

Despite welling white hot with disdain since the middle of last week, I reserved my final judgment until I fully ingested Barack-the-vote’s inauguration and subsequent address. Listening to President Obama inspire a nation of millions to strive for progress in every possible form lit a fire under me in a way no lyric from Ready to Die or Life After Death ever have.

–Not even “Everyday Struggle” or the first verse of “Notorious Thugs.” That’s “straight up weed NO angel dust,” Jimmy! NO FUCKING ANGEL DUST!

[Blogger’s Note: Holy fucking shit! We can say “President Obama” now!]

I turned to Biggie for entertainment, not guidance. Though, “Ten Crack Commandments” did give useful perspective for my summer job in 1997 as I didn’t quite understand the concept of money and blood not mixing “like two dicks and no bitch,” so to speak.

I nearly found myself in some serious shit. Luckily Ricky is okay.

With all due respect to the late, great Notorious, he wasn’t our first anything. He wasn’t the first black rapper. He wasn’t the first fat rapper. He wasn’t the first flashy rapper… I could go on and on. Surely a negro getting it out of the hood, making dope music and getting paid is an inspiration on some level, but it’s not comparable to what we’d witnessed November 4th, nor is it comparable to what we’ve observed today. I can’t stand when niggas make comparisons for comparison’s sake.

On second thought, Maybe Jones isn’t 150% wrong, just 120%. For a misguided youth from our neck of the woods [Harlem, NY] who doesn’t know anything about the world that actually governs him, Biggie could be Obama. Puffy could be Mandela. Tupac could be Jesus… so forth and so on.

Unfortunately this combination of delusion and disillusionment compose the millstone around the neck of this generation’s lost boys (and girls). If Biggie’s your Obama, your ceiling is pretty fucking low and I truly feel for you. All jokes aside.

Negro, please. Jim Jones making (and believing) asinine comments like these is the reason all the kids know how to work the most advanced nigger technology, yet are still dumb as shit. Niggas like Jones need a seat and a shower, not greater pedestals from which to influence.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Doing anything special for Blent? ron@ronmexicocity.com

“Will you ignorant niggas please shut the hell up?!” -My nigga MLK

  • http://akuma-cashrules.blogspot.com/ akuma

    word son, jones stays losing.

    • NorthWestEasy

      The shit is inevitable.

    • Circa ’88

      It’s fuckin inevitable.

  • ri067953

    Yo, thank you for speaking out against some of the most niggerish shit in the history of niggerdom. I tell you boy, it’s the ass backwards logic of a person like Jim Jones that keeps the homies on the streets losing…

  • ri067953

    2nd try: Yo, thank you for speaking out against some of the most niggerish shit in the history of niggerdom. I tell you boy, it’s the ass backwards logic of a person like Jim Jones that keeps the homies on the streets losing…

  • chillin mayne

    lol…dat MLK quote to close at da end had me rollin jajajajaj(das spanish laughter b4 yall ask)…yo ron, good work mayne, you got a great mind my obama, you the best at what you do….sometimes obamas be irking me tho…sayin nonsense such as this…props to biggie, but how can u compare biggie to president obama??……………..

  • Pierzy

    Dudes need to calm down with the sainthood of B.I.G. & ‘Pac. How many interviews of Biggie have you ever seen? Now how many interviews have you seen where he’s standing or, at the very least, sitting upright? I don’t remember Prez Obama laying down while talking about “the more money you make, the more problems you get.” Maybe he can flip it like “the more power you get, the more dirt-ass rappers like you…”

    • http://tonygrands.blogspot.com tony grand$

      Cosign Pierzy.

      This whole “makin mountains outta molehills” scenario has run its course.

      Makin dudes martyr’s without probable cause is not what’s up.

      Burnout status, word to Tommy Chong.

  • amar

    i predict a good sdn run by jimmy this year. I really think 2009 is his year to out-dumb. He’ll have to get back dmx, young berg, kanye west, p. diddy and soulja boy, but mark my words: i got 5 dollars and a piece of lint on dirt angel making the finals.

    • amar

      actually my bad, i forgot there’s a “smart” component to the sdn tourney. I’mma have to take back my 5 now…i might need some gas or a big mac meal or something…

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        DDN tournament coming this spring.

        and jimmy will probably go pretty far.

        • that nigga

          I guarantee victory for Jenny Jones.

        • Jamal7Mile

          RIGHT!!! Forgot about the “D”DN…

          Maybe it should’ve been called DDN at the start. Smart-Dumb Negroes? Nah.. you either smart or dumb. Comedian Carlos Mencia might have issues with that, however. Remember “Dee Dee Deeee”? I think it means the same thing.
          He started that shit.

          I, hereby, nominate Scrotum Boy iSellum… in advance, for the 2009 DDN Awards.

          Yes, in advance!! Come on, you know it’s coming…

  • http://shazisrad.blogspot.com superxshaz

    BWAHAHAHAHA @ AMAR!

  • My Obama Niggers

    My Obama? Why is a word which was created out of ignorance used in the same breathe as President Obama? Oh wait let me guess the same monkey that said ” biggie was the first Obama”. also created that? And the rest of you money ignorant ass niggers cosign that shit! Yet again another reason why I’m getting my degree so I don’t have to associate myself with any of you “Obama’s” fucking ignorant monkeys. READ A FUCKING BOOK!

    • Jamal7Mile

      I ain’t co-sign SHIT from that asshole! Neither did the majority of folks on this, surprisingly REAL, blogsite.

      That’s why he STAYS on NEGRO PLEASE!!

  • http://myspace.com/brothahood circa ’88

    wtf

  • EvilD172

    Jim Jones needs to sit his ass down somewhere. Today is the day that all of us have been waiting for, and he still is on the dumb shit. Let Obama do his job. He doesn’t need every rapper making a tribute song or shoutin him out on some ignorant shit. Let him have his day.

    (By the way, Nortorious was some bullshit, can’t wait for the “unauthorized version.”)

  • John Brown

    Someone should ask Jimmy who is Faith and who is Lil Kim?

    Lets travel into Jimmy’s empty brain.

    Biggie = Obama
    Puffy = Biden
    Faith = Michelle
    Kim = Oprah?

  • Curtis75Black

    You can’t blame a fool, just laugh at the statements they make !!

  • daz_oc

    ok i forgot what was blent again?

  • capcobra

    yo ron..i had a lil nigga tell me that nelson mandela was a slave…and he was dead ass serious….these kids don’t know shit nowdays…gravy is biggie n biggie is obama…wtf…next obama is martin luther and martin luther is al sharpton….somebody gotta educate these niguz cuz music the screets and the teachers ain’t.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      “yo ron..i had a lil nigga tell me that nelson mandela was a slave…and he was dead ass serious…”

      you fuckin LIE!

      • capcobra

        champ ask a couple 15 yr olds who is nelson mandela and then post thier response…get you a good laugh.

  • http://xxl ryan

    “Biggie could be Obama. Puffy could be Mandela. Tupac could be Jesus… so forth and so on.”
    that line kill me right dere. finally sum1 saw how stupid his statement was. big ups 2 ron mexico.

  • Hate Hate and more Hate

    The only thing Obama and Biggie have in common is weed lips

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      *dies*

    • Jamal7Mile

      HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE!!!!

      You killed me again, man! *Dave Chappelle, is that you? I mean REALLY, is that YOU??

  • giantstepp

    AMEN Ron Mex. Amen!

  • these posts are racist

    Jim Jones hasn’t contributed anything to hip hope or society. He’s somehow gotten rich (as it appears) but off of what, I’m not sure. Was he behind Cam’s sucess as Dame was behind Jay’s early days? I really don’t know what his aim is or if he simply tries to get publicity from any popular news item…but he loses credibility and respect each time he talks.

    And his swag, which is really an overinflated cocky condesending a**hole arrogance is getting tired.

  • Apollo Moses

    “N*ggas love to talk but hate to explain.” -MLK

  • Apollo Moses

    “And his swag, which is really an overinflated cocky condesending a**hole arrogance is getting tired.”-these posts are racist

    Don’t forget Pompous…I like that word; swag in high def.

  • $ykotic

    But seriously, what do u expect from Jim?

    Intelligence? Hah!

  • UNCLE SAM

    I’m Rick Ross and i approve this message!