Plaxico Burress Is The Lil’ Wayne Of This Rap Shit…

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Here goes a quick list of all the teams still mathematically viable in this season’s Billy X. Sunday x XXLmag NFL Football Pick ‘Em League.


1 Ruffway Bruisers 106

2 BigNat 100
3 Shame On A Nigga 95
4 Con-Vicks 91
5 Da Partystarters 90
6 Line Em Up Boys 88
6 yesh_yesh_yall 88
8 The Crooks 86
9 Mex 83
9 titansfan 83
11 Funk Town’s Finest 82
12 supreme clientele 54
13 The Fedz 45
14 akaTheRealist 43

The rest of y’all will have to put your hat in the ring next season. As a matter of fact, let’s go in for the NCAA’s. If the X-spot keeps paying me I will give away a free pair of kicks to the winner of that joint.

Who is sticking up football players like that? These dudes are carrying biscuits like nobodies business. Damn sonn, y’all go have to move onto an army base or some shit. Pretty soon anyone that showers is gonna be a target. Part of me says that anyone taking out several thousands of dollars in cash to go get drunk needs to come up off some of that money. Plax must have been holding the heater in his Hanes waistband [ll]. Copp you a holster next time ba’ybro. But for now you about to get a timeout for that penalty.

Wayne and JaRule got busted with biscuits back in the summer last year. They not even getting hit with probation. Why? Niggas ain’t have no bullets in they shit [ll]. They should’a had told Plaxico how to move with them thangs. You gotta keep the clip in another pocket. If the scene get hot then you roll on the floor on some James Bond shit. Niggas like Fabolous try’ns get you for your jewels will think you crazy out your mind.


Fabolous: “Why this fool is rolling on the ground?”

Then you jump up with the flamer in your grip, pop in the clip and then start peeling fools wigs like what. People will be like going bananas.

People in da’ club: Plaxico is illlllllllllll!

Instead of clapping yourself that would have been better. You gotta give credit at first to Antonio Pierce for trying to dispose of the joint, but as soon the pressure got put on him Pierce rolled up like a two dollar rug. That is the definition of a snitch. Michael Strahan would never have said shit. Michael Strahan has super t.I. David Falk as an agent. Falk could have removed that bullet himself like that Harvey Keitel character from Pulp Fiction.

So Plaxico is gonna have to bite this bullet. [ll] to the fact that pun was wholly intended. The Giants might could still get to the Super Bowl anyhoo. Who names their children Plaxico, D’Brickashaw? Dontrevius? Fuck that broken windows theory. I bet you could do survey of motherfuckers whose names end in a vowel and find a gang of people making the planet all fucked the fuck up. George, Condoleeza, Soulja, Plaxico.

Plaxico Burress was no Michael Vick.

Free Michael Vick.

  • Pierzy

    BXS, you’re right – Plax isn’t Michael Vick. Plax didn’t kill anyone or anyTHING.

    • fuck dem dogs

      Fuck them dogs. White people kill race horses all the time. Plus those animal rights people care more about animals than humans. They need to take all the funds that animal rights organizations have, and give it to people in need.

      • Pierzy

        “White people kill race horses all the time.”

        ^^^^^^
        Really? For, like, the holidays or at cookouts?

    • Justice4All

      he killed his leg.

    • http://www.theroyaltytakeover2.blogspot.com Yoda

      Fuckin PETA supporter…

  • Matt Herbz

    Shit, any nigga knows that you gotta play that shit like Tony. (Montana, that is.) If you’re in a side booth by your lonesome getting hammered, then you play your position–don’t get up and be moving around and shit. Don’t attract a lot of attention. Then when the two goons with a Mac-10s start rat-a-tat-tattin, calmly duck under the table and aim for the ankles. It so simple.

    Why the fuck would he carry a piece if he didn’t have some kind of shoulder holster, or an inside-the waistband joint? Don’t tell me that nigga was two-stepping with that shit just dangling in the waistband with only a belt. Honeys with dude must have thought, “Aww shit, there go Plax playing with his dick in front of us, again!” Then *BLAOW! What a dumb nigga… Proof that you can’t believe everything on tv and proof that Tony Montana is better than you, nigga.

    –Matt Herbz–

  • When “keeping it real” goes wrong

    Plaxico Buress is dumber than shit. The stupid nigga gon shoot himself and get caught up?? Thats two L’s. And his team is still best in the NFC, that nigga couldnt have picked a worse time to fuck up. Aint nobody else in the NFL gonna fuck with a nigga fresh outta jail off a 3 yr vacation with a bullet in his leg. Triple L. The dumbest part about it is that plaxico coulda literally paid hood niggas with nothing to lose to carry his burners, precisely to prevent this type of scenario. The next logical step for plaxico, when he gets out, is to start slanging, but the way plaxico thinks, he’d probably have a bagged up kilo in his pocket on a visit to his p.o.

  • Matt

    Free Michael Vick.

  • Worley

    Somebody get TI’s lawyers on the phone.

    • DevoG

      While your at it get John Forte’s people too.

  • geico lizard

    (titansfan) Im down for the ncaa too billy. plax is dumb he should know the only criminals who can carry guns in new york are the nypd. Ray lewis beat a double homicide rap but that was in atlanta not new york so plax may go out like OJ.

  • No Mames Buey

    testing 1 2

  • No Mames Buey

    damn I had a good comment about Mike Vick v Sarah Palin. Apparently it got ethered by the XXL TIs?

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    Man I woulda been a lot less mad at Plax is he at least shot the club up after someone threw champagne at him on some Puff shit. The same dumbass who carries a gun to act cool, is the same dumbass who shoots himself with said gun. What a dumbass.

  • DV8

    Plaxico is the new Cheddar Bob. Dumbass!!!

    • akaTheRealist

      Cheddar Plax!

      • DevoG

        Now that shit was funny

  • geico lizard

    Worley i think pierce is the one who hired TI’s attorney because pierce is the one who will be snitching to the grand jury like TI.

  • http://www.tonyskansascity.com Tony

    The comparison is apt. Unfortunately, for a rapper, getting shot might be a bonus (but maybe not if you did it yourself) while athletes mostly want to avoid this kind of thing.

    AWESOME PHOTO BY THE WAY!!!

    • akaTheRealist

      Wayne shot himself, not to mention he frenched his surrogate daddy for the cameras. Look at him now…

  • Ace the Asshole

    Too much football loot x too many cds/dvds ÷ copius amounts of expensive liquor & dumb ass influential friends = the current state of Plaxico’s life.

    Aye carumba! If ya walking down the street, minding ya own p’s and q’s, or attempting to save an old ass lady from some sort of ravenous fiend, or brazenly manhandling some gun wielding cat burgular, ya don’t deserve to get shot. But a drunk, rich cat miandering through the club holding his hammer just to feel tough, doesn’t deserve a mortal wound, but a hot slug by his own paws is acceptable.

    in the words of the worlds coolest nigga ever, I pity the fool.

  • BIGNAT

    plaxico came from plexiglass it had to come from that word. also plax is a fool he got drunk in the club and shot himself what a fucking loser. there was not even a story of people trying to run up on him. he was sitting in v.i.p and i bet he was like you guys wanna see my new gun. got that shit past the bouncer no one checks plexico. oh shit i shot myself antoino toss this joint in the car we gotta go.
    plex also got a nurse or a doctor and a trainer in trouble because his shooting did not have a police report. the trainer plex called knew a hospital for him to go to so they would not not write one up. the moral of the story kids being drunk and handling a gun is a bad idea. he lucky he shot himself instead of someone in the club. tham i think we fount a black person with lots of money who is dumber than sb

  • http://www.beatzandlyrics.podomatic.com N-Turn7

    Plaxico actually looks like lil weezy except he’s taller & doesn’t sport tattoos

  • CLARK

    Free Micheal Vick?

    Your down with beating, drowning, and strangling dogs Billy?

    • Smel

      Everybody cares so much about them damn DOGS but Michael Vick is a MAN. What about his life???

      Sarah Palin shot wolves out of helicopters!! Is that shit humane? Did she know if they died immediately? Did she have fun while doing it? Was she almost potentially our VP?

      “Hunting” is legal because white people do it. Point blank. Dog fighting is illegal because Black and poor white people do it. And cock fighting is illegal because spanish-speaking people do it.

      I wouldn’t engage in any of the aforementioned activities, but I think either ALL animal-killing activities should be punishable by time, or NONE.

      • Smel

        punishable by *jail* time

      • DevoG

        Man, fuck p.e.t.a.
        I don’t hear nobody complaining about fishing.Them damn Bass Masters are straight gangsta. There a danger to fish and worms.

        Pretty soon stepping on ants, swatting flies, killing mosquitoes, and setting mouse traps gone come with bids.

        Can U imagine…”Today XXLmag.com blogger Ron Mexico was sentenced to the mandatory minimum of 3 1/2 years for carrying an uncapped can of Raid, and still may face more charges as his co-d, shock blogger “BOL”, has now turned states evidence(see snitch), implicating Mr. Mexico in a string of rat trap related murders.” Lol, but GTFOH!

  • No Mames Buey

    testing 34

  • http://xxlmag.com kane corleone

    What is up wit these niggas man u get paid millz? Y the fuck u packin nigga aint nobody gonna fuck with yo 6foot 7 ass…where is security?hire a muthfucka o what that aint real..dumbass can’t even roll wit the heat right,nigga u know how many times I been to the club did the kid&play dance and not shoot mmyself. Ha ny stay losin.

    • tony grand$

      I feel you Kane, these niggas livin that life, basically wake up when they want, beat other niggas up all day, spend mad cake, get ALL the bitches, its like bein the illest, most popular rapster dude without all the negative connotations.

      But, just like rap cats, once they lose that hunger, once the eye of the tiger starts droopin, they get sloppy, lazy, over confident. We all could name a hefty handful full of atheletes that have done the dumbest shit, without ever knowing why they did it. Them niggas don’t even know.
      Some shit is just outright ridiculous (Mike Vick), but to endanger ur physical being, as well as possibly harm others, not to mention jeapordizing ur career, a fuckin good career @ that? Gtfoh. This cat is the biggest maxi-pad in the NFL right now. Vick is prolly like “Damn, kid! Like that?”.

      Idk, niggas strive to achieve half of what these guys fuck off over nada. Smh. Still smh.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    “Your down with beating, drowning, and strangling dogs Billy?”

    In a word, yes.

    If you have ever fucked with teh ponies and you are a mature dude then you know that horse get merc’ked on the regulack.

    They are injected with growth hormones and they are put down when they fracture their ankles. Horse racing is brutal shit.

    Cockfighting is cool too.

    • Pierzy

      I feel you, I was just taking an opposing stance (although I disagree with both dog fighting and horse racing).

      As far as cockfighting (pause), I’ll leave that to others…

    • CLARK

      Point taken, but that shit is wrong too.

      A lethal injection aint cool either, but it’s more humane than beating an animal to death. You gotta be a little off in the head to go through with somethin like that.

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    [ll] to co-signing cockfighting

    • DevoG

      Man, fuck p.e.t.a.
      I don’t hear nobody complaining about fishing.Them damn Bass Masters are straight gangsta. There a danger to fish and worms.

      Pretty soon stepping on ants, swatting flies, killing mosquitoes, and setting mouse traps gone come with bids.

      Can U imagine…”Today XXLmag.com blogger Ron Mexico was sentenced to the mandatory minimum of 3 1/2 years for carrying an uncapped can of Raid, and still may face more charges as his co-d, shock blogger “BOL”, has now turned states evidence(see snitch), implicating Mr. Mexico in a string of rat trap related murders.” Lol, but GTFOH!