Yung Berg in “Flavor of Redemption”

Fuck it. Kanye Week ends early. It’s Thanksgiving and shit.

“We are looking to find exceptional stand out beautiful dark skin/brown skin women to showcase all races of beauty on the show.” -Yung Berg’s management, Bossip.com

“She’s pretty for a dark skin shorty.”Yung Berg, Bossip.com

If you’re as confused as I would be, check the Bossip aritcle on Yung Berg’s new reality show proposal. Think “Flavor of Love” except starring a partially-drowned pit bull instead of a gnawed California Raisin.

In a road to Dumb-ass-cus moment, Yung Berg denounces the ways of the swirl and excludes all noticeable products of swirlification from televised competition for his heart. (See: top quote) For once, the talent search will include [only] women who fail the paper bag test.

Sweet! We darkies finally win at something besides dying.

What could be more comforting in this post-Obama ’08 era than knowing Berg’s finally gonna man up and deal with the fact that a weave or an eyelash may just displace during a mandatory 4am cannonball into his skanky swimming pool?

That’s good for him. I reckon a man ain’t a man until he split the dark butt. I’m just disappointed that he’s already eliminated Keyshia Cole’s shot at winning it all. Fuck.

I also wonder what’s so different about these dark butts as opposed to the ones devalued a few months ago. The US Dollar has taken some hits since his last racially-charged statements. Maybe it’s just a better time to stock up on that good-ol’, dependable melanin-rich ass. I’m not much of a market guy–or a boss, for that matter. That’s just the Econ 100 talking.

Speaking of which–when you tells the black womens not to buy your shit, who the fuck do you think is gonna buy it? That was like Jerry Seinfeld telling all the TIs to take their gefilte fish money on over to Chris Rock at the Apollo.

[Blogger's Note: There. I finally used "TI" in a blog. I'm a real boy now. What's up? What's Hat'nin?]

Negro, please. When filming commences, Is Berg gonna endure this entire process with a screwface? We know he can’t really stand the stench of any of these African warrior princesses his manager is lining up. I guess if for no reason at all, this program may be worthwhile for the Al Reynolds/Star Jones awkward displays of affection at every turn.

He is not vindicated and this is the most ass-ignorant and offensive form of apology I could ever have fathomed.

I pondered what hip-hop’s patron saint of coonery would think of another rapper using the format that has kept his child support payments out of delinquency. Earlier today I learned that Flavor Flav is actually set to receive points on the project. Berg credits Flavor with pioneering and perfecting the vehicle for rap washouts to earn a nearly-decent living embarrassing themselves and all people of color.

“I ain’t no dickrider or nothin, but Flavor deserve a piece of this shit here,” an adamant Berg told Ron Mexico City this morning.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Are these your eyelashes? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Shawty J

    Yung Berg’s attempts on getting back on the good side of dark skinned women is as transparent glass.

    “She’s pretty for a dark skin shorty.”

    This comment says it all, he still looks at women with dark skin sideways.

  • El Tico Loco

    Yo he makin himself look more stupid and more phony with that move. Prodigy gotta be glad this dude came around to take his rap piñata crown.

    Chicago, what’s going witcha rappers? Somebody gotta save ya’ll rap reputation quick cuz situation’s lookin sad.

  • Worley

    “the fact that a weave or an eyelash may just displace during a mandatory 4am cannonball into his skanky swimming pool.”

    That reminds me of a wild night in a strip club when this stripper’s wig came off. Some dude jumps up, grabs the wig and runs out. The whole place was a riot after that.

    Yung Berg is wack. Dude reminds me of a new wave Lil’ Zane or something.

  • Pierzy

    Berg’s the worst. Forget the whole hypocritical side of things – I just want to know where dude’s head is at. Then again, I’m making a leap thinking he has a big enough brain to be confused. Instead, maybe it’s just like a one-car garage where one idea leaves and another enters without any connection between the two whatsoever.

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    i gotta say, fiddy is the only hip hopper to make a reality show that while has its stupid moments, manages to actually entertain me. The way he cuts ppl by saying “get the fuck outta here” is awesome.

    This on the other hand…i’d prolly end up watching less than a single episode before switching back to food network.

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    ‘Earlier today I learned that Flavor Flav is actually set to receive points on the project.’-Thats the the funniest shit u said in this article!

    I hate when people say “u look good for a dark skinned _______” he need another maino conversation just for saying that.

    This nigga make light skinned niggas look bad and what would be worse is if he do get some ass from bad dark skinned sista for this bull..

    Nigga shoulda just leave the subject alone, if u got a preference go with it but dont dissrepect what u dont like just move on..that is of course if him saying that wasnt taken “out of context”…

    Tell trick trick to stop fucking with them gays and holla at young’n

  • geico lizard

    Young cheeseburger should also give chuck woolery some points on this show along with flava flav. Its funny how he acts like this will be such a big moneymaker he can just cut random ass people a check who didnt work on the show. By his low expectations his album was a big hit.

  • anutha_level

    “I reckon a man ain’t a man until he split the dark butt”

    visions of morgan freeman/denzel in GLORY…

    nigga, you’z a fool to be reckon’d wit!

  • Dub Sac

    Earlier today I learned that Flavor Flav is actually set to receive points on the project.

    Man, I guess paying royalties is the new trend in hip-hop. First Diddy with T-Pain and now this.

    The pay-to-bite system is now in effect.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      i was totally jokin cuz. haha.

      • Dub Sac

        Damn…

        …sometimes a dude just get confused.

  • Rob The Music Ed

    Hahaha I was cookin’ up a Berg post, but decided to leave the whole thing alone. When I was trying to put the proverbial pen to the paper the only thing that came out was “SMH.” Go figure!

    Dark butts for everyone!

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

      SMH IS RIGHT LOL

  • BIGNAT

    “Think “Flavor of Love” except starring a partially-drowned pit bull instead of a gnawed California Raisin.” THATS FUCKED UP AND FUNNY LMAO BUT THIS NEXT COMMENT IS JUST FUCKED UP. “What could be more comforting in this post-Obama ‘08 era than knowing Berg’s finally gonna man up and deal with the fact that a weave or an eyelash may just displace during a mandatory 4am cannonball into his skanky swimming pool?”