Soulja Boy vs. SOHH Gyant in Blog to the Death?

I don’t read Gyant’s blog or anything, so I’m not sure what exactly incited Soulja Boy Tellem’s ire. However, I could imagine taking time from a busy day of rich nigga shit to engage a blogger that sucks and needs to be fired—as SB says—is not conducive to turning swag on.

So, we’re goin after bloggers now?  What’s the matter, SOHH-lja? Not enough niggas Bird Walkin it out? I tried to help the cause. I did the new dance on 125th Street when Obama won, but nobody really latched on. My pigeon bopped alone, so I cranked a different slave dance down to the Popeye’s on St. Nick [that for one night I wished were still a Bojangles].

Listening to SB get after Big Lloyd like that I couldn’t help but think, “Ain’t there some Simmons children out there you could be beefin with or some shit?”

“You [Gyant] said ‘Soulja Boy does not deserve his fame because…’ something, something, something. I don’t remember, but I deserve everything I got because I grind to get it… This ain’t no overnight success… I been doing this for like a good year of straight grinding and hard work. Just because I’m young or 18 years old doesn’t mean I don’t deserve it.” -Soulja Boy Tellem, via WSHH

The quote is reminiscent of a line I once heard from a white Oklahoman rapper who couldn’t have been on earth longer than 15 years. Homeboy said, “I been smokin’ for two yeeeears./ Y’all just little kids.”

The line changed my life forever. Needless to say, the youngster got the Toure face.

[Blogger’s Note: You kinda had to be there. His crew’s set was quite entertaining. Later in the set, the crew’s elder statesman--another white kid who looked about 20--delivered the most magical line of all. “Fuck college. I’m ballin.”]

In music industry time a measly year of “grinding” is considered overnight success. The hip-hop record industry is really just a cavalcade of old-ass niggas forced to spend a decade in publishing purgatory before even getting to the threshold of relative success (i.e.: making a decent living from their creative endeavors).

[Blogger’s Note: 99.9+% of these niggas ain’t shit. And most of these niggas suck dick.]

As you all know, responding to media that doesn’t give a favorable review is petty, juvenile and ignorant. With that said–calling out Soujla Boy for being petty, juvenile and ignorant is akin to calling out my balls for being salty after I’d ran a full court.

As far as Soulja Boy (and any other bum-ass rapper) goes, the only thing I won’t knock is the hustle. So long as the damn blogger is keeping your Bapesters glossy by mentioning your name, what really is there to complain about?

“Y’all need to fire this dude, because his stories is bullshit. They ain’t got no color-by-number or nothin’. They don’t even always got puckchures [pictures]. How a nigga gone read a story with no puckchures?”

Thank god you’re not still in Africa, where theyn’t got no blogs or ice or tattoos and shit. The chief [recognized by bone permeating septum] would just kill and eat you if he didn’t like your song and dance.

Questions? Commentes? Requests? Can’t handle another nigga’s opinion without spazzin’?

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  • Warren

    It’d be really hard to pick a side in this fight.

  • enzo

    you’re a talented blogger Ron Mexico. the analogy about sweaty balls was a very insightful account of what went down in this exchange.

    • Ron Mexico

      hahaha. thank you, mane.

      that’s a really funny comment to read.

  • enzo

    Gyant is a fuckhead anyway. I wouldn’t mind if Soulja Boy bodied him in this instance.

  • DV8

    i dont know who gyant. I just wish soulja boy would stop doing interviews and music as well.

    • Shawty J


  • Pierzy

    “In music industry time a measly year of grinding is considered overnight success. The hip-hop record industry is really just a cavalcade of old-ass niggas forced to spend a decade in publishing purgatory before even getting to the threshold of relative success (i.e.: making a decent living from their creative endeavors).”

    Like what happened to the hardest in the game, The LOX. Dudes have been around since ’96 and still trying to get their cash-game right…


    mex stop talking about this clown anything quoted from sb will kill your brain cells upon reading. also the bird walk hahahahhahaha

    • Ron Mexico

      wamme dooooooit. yoooooooouuu.

      i’ll try to lay off the SB, but damn. he like that game with the moles at chuck-e-cheese.

      nigga keep poppin his head up for more. xxl pays me to wield the mallet.

  • amar

    mexico, this shitty mcshit shit site wont let me post

  • amar

    what i was saying is that soulja boy’s vlogs are entertaining as shit. Therefore because he does gyantt’s occupation better than gyantt, gyantt should es tee ef yoo.

    Speaking of vlogs, have you checked out ?? this dude’s hilarious!

  • kne81

    Hahaha there’s no use gettin at SB Ignant ass anymore…I know u gonna put him on the next SDN tourney..Ey one question Ron…would Sarah Palin be qualified fo the tourney??..after knowin this women doesn’t know that Africa was actually a continent not a country I fell outta my chair laughin…

    • Ron Mexico

      no… no smart to that dumb broad.

      i wouldn’t vote for her entry.

      • Dub Sac

        i wouldn’t vote for her entry.


        • Ron Mexico


        • kne81

          hahaha…aren’t we all glad McCain didn’t win..

  • Shawty J

    Soulja Boy needs to limit his presence, really. Dude can’t even remember what the criticisms directed were. And to say he’s been grinding for a year kinda defeated his causes.

  • yoprince

    gyant is trash

  • Crocker

    Can I get your permission to get the glorious line trademarked and onto bumper sticker and t-shirts, a.s.a.p.? “Fuck College, I’m Ballin’” Pure Fucking Gold.

    • ron mexico

      fire away.

      if anyone’s gonna give you static it’d be them kids… who gotta be in their mid twenties by now.

  • EReal

    Soulja better be careful, or Gyant may stalk him to a party and try to American Me “Little Puppet” like when he got arrested and tried to lie about it, lolz.

    Gyant is the biggest joke evar, he I.P. Banned me because I used to go in on him like every time he posted, hilarious. He’s always in some ghey drama, wasn’t he beefin with Sandra Rose earlier this year? What a joker.

  • nicky j

    Ron, you too funny. Truth be told (I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing…) but that “Fuck college, I’m ballin’” would probably be one of the most popular lines in rap if it was spit by someone like Jay or Wayne. On the flip side, SB couldn’t get away with it though….ever.