Nah, Jeezy. Lindsay Lohan’s President is “Colored!”

…but her Lambo’s blue.

In a recent interview with Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos, Lindsay Lohan referred to Barack Obama as our “first colored President.”

Damn, Miss Lindsay? We’s “colored” again? That thurr’s a throwback like a hmmmmotherfucker. I best mind my choice of drinking fountain and diner. Too bad. I really had my heart set on turning one of them “whites only pies” into a “nigger pie.”

Needless to say, I’m pretty offended. I’d probably be more offended if this bird didn’t spend the past few years of her life on a coke and cock binge that ended with her face in Bobby Brown, jr.’s lap.

Yes, doing a line off Landon Brown’s meat in a nightclub bathroom stall is what your drug counselor would refer to as “Rock Bottom.”

I thought she was supposed to have been in rehab. LiLoLita look like she just came back from the stroll about $75 short. Ain’t enough L’Oreal in Beyonce’s bathroom to cover up getting beaten about the face with a dick and an ugly stick.

You’d think an alleged Obama supporter would have a politically-correct term handy in the event enough white people showed up drunk to the polls–I mean, in the event he actually won. Even Lohan’s flub were just a non-Freudian slip, I’m inclined to wonder what she normally uses to indicate blacks and halfsies.

She probably just calls them, “What the fuck is taking my breakfast so long? Did you cure the molasses yourself?”

As far as the “c”-word goes–on the scope of horrible verbal brands, I think I’d rather hear “Negro.”

Please.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Colored-by-number? ron@ronmexicocity.com

P.S.: Don’t get shit twisted. Just because a black man has been elected President doesn’t mean l’racisme isn’t alive and well. Our work is pretty fuckin far from done, coloreds.

  • nellz

    ok.

  • Pierzy

    Wow. I’m honestly speechless. Do you think she calls Asians “yellow” or Hispanics “wetbacks”??

  • crazy crackas!!!!

    45% of the country DID NOT vote for Obama, so almost half the country is still racist. Despite Bush being autistic and McCain being one of Bush’s lil homies, they still would rather be in a racial/religous thousand year war and economic collapse than see a black face in a position of power. What kinda dumb ass honkey doesnt know that the a-rabs will respond better to a black dude with a muslim name??
    All I know is that in California our gas is below $2.60, and in the South people are murkin each other for gas. If u dont live in a obama state kill urself or move.

    • Pierzy

      I voted for Obama but you can’t say that anyone that didn’t vote for him is a racist. Calm down.

      • Hanch

        Thanks P your exactly right!! Some ppl may just have different political views other than a Liberal…Have you ever heard of the Republicans…Calm the Fuck down Bro!!! I might not of voted for Obama but i would been on fucking Colin Powells Team helping him any way i can cause i believe in Less Government less government spending and lower taxes Hince i am a Republican…Big Government and More Government Spending is a Democart…California is so fucked up from being run by Democrats for 40 years thats how this country is gonna be, Actually listen to the Questions and answer them truthfully and dont just vote based on Race…thats just fucking Retarded

  • http://moisdeadserious.com Marvelous Mo

    This is only the beginning. Watch… lots of celebs don’t F with blacks. they live in a white world on some paris hilton sh!t.

  • Bobo D

    “Just because a black man has been elected President doesn’t mean l’racisme isn’t alive and well.”

    Shit, that’s what I was telling my friends a couple days ago, “Are you trying to tell me when Nelson Mandela became president that all the racist went out and died, Hell No!”

  • B

    I don’t know… I think she wanted to say “first president of color.” You try going on t.v. on all that coke and see how much sense you make… I think G-Unot Killa may have to put a hit out on this chick and extort her for a dime bag a month.

    • Smel

      Agreed. We really messed up putting that phrase, “people of color” out on the market.

      Too easy to confused with colored, especially when you’re freestylin in an interview high as a kite…

  • JAY STONE

    Why do people still thinks Barack Obama is not the first black president?

  • Mena

    IMO, she’s just an idiot… but her parents might be bigots for teaching her to use that antiquated term in the first place.

  • Rick James`

    COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG!!!

  • Oneofthemyo’s

    Coloured…Never liked that word its amazing some people thinks that word is cool…Its about time the NAACP change there title so people wont have an excuse…Her supporting Obama is cool but this dyke ass cokehead drunk no underwear wearing p.hilton groupie prolly dont know any better,no disrespect to her of course…I dont like the term negro either(yall niggas might wanna look up the meaning-the olde meaning)
    And finally this shit just the tip of the iceberg its gonna be alot more insensitive shit said in the coming years carlos mencia personally promised that and even though all presidents r made fun of its gonna have the feel of a biggie an pac conversation when comedians start clowning someone might get hurt PEACE…

  • Lowedwn

    ahhhh, Coke Whores say the craziest things.

    I thought she was on the munch box circuit now though?

    And what’s this Landon Brown shit all about? Somebody put me on?

    • DV8

      she got it poppin with Bobby Browns son in a nightclub restroom

  • capcobra

    who cares if lindsay lohan still say colored…nigga…negro…coon….boy…..jiggaboo….porch monkey…or any other racist term….it’s a new day…all that type of shit is old news…they just want niggas to get caught up in some of that racial shit…have us explaining why they can’t say nigga or breaking down why we ain’t colored…for the next 2-3 yrs….wasting time and energy..fuck that…the media stay on some underhanded subliminal shit when it come to us anyhow…so i ain’t gon spend the next 4-8 yrs worrying about no ignorant ass white people…most of ‘em just scared we gon link up and finally pay they ass back for all the shit they been doing….because they know we should…but we not!!!…we gon surpass they expectations and rise to the occasion…like we always do!!

  • http://www.msn.com west philly’s finest

    Who cares what that bitch say she coked up half the time anyway. Nobody respect her she just a dumb ass white bitch looking for attention. And now that everybody fucked her in Holleywood she fucking with some dyke bitch. Either way she gon na be washed up in like another 2 years.

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    lol hilarious…man i gotta rewatch “life”, i loved that movie back in the day

    but lindsey’s into the fish now mexico, haven’t you heard? She’s not snorting anything off dicks anymore, it’s all about that premium vagina Coke these days. This btw would explain her makeup-lacking apperance.

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • Simba

    Ayo a white person can walk up to me right now and call me a nigga to my face and I’d just say and so is the president and smile…and then I’d soul clap ‘em and knock all the taste out they mouth but not out of anger only off of GP

  • Are001

    Ha, ha. Are we really suprised that this coked up carpet munching whore would say something like such? She used to hang out with the queen of all cracka ass cracka whores, Paris Hilton. And you should remember when Paris dropped the n-bomb on some brothers a couple of years ago… Yo, Ron, did you hear Tiger Woods on ESPN talking about Obama being president? Nigga said something about it’s good to have a “multi-racial” president. Nigga can’t even say “black man” even in reference to someone other than himself. That nigga’s straight OJ’ing it…until he kills his white bitch. Peace, beeyotch!

    • BIGNAT

      OBAMA IS MULTI RACIAL HE IS BLACK AND WHITE A MULATTO. THATS WHY IT’S A BIGGER THING ABOUT HIM BEING PREZ HE DOES NOT BELONG TO ONE RACE THATS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE PEOPLE.

  • geico lizard

    landon brown said he had sex with lindsay in the bathroom at a club@Lowedwn. lindsay is snorting coke off of tits now like in that uncut version of any given sunday…
    i voted for obama in tennessee but he didnt win this state so you are right id like to leave this non obama red state of tennessee but tax wise it makes sense to live here florida or texas so ill move if the economy gets worse@crazy crackas.

    • Are001

      That dude had sex with her in bathroom?! Ha, ha! That’s classic. She was probably screaming “fuck me harder, nigger! Is your dad really gonna hook us up with some good coke?” Lol. Peace, beeyotch!

  • BIGNAT

    LOHAN IS UGLY SHE THE KIND OF WHITE CHICK THAT WHEN SHE STAYS OUT IN THE SUN TO LONG. SHE GETS ALL THOSE FRECKLES LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT SKIN CANCER OR SOMETHING. ALSO THE C WORD PLEASE I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THAT SHIT UNTIL I WENT TO MARYLAND THATS WHEN THE ACCPECTED RACISM STARTS.
    THE FUNNY THING ABOUT LOHAN’S COMMENT IS THAT WHERE SHE IS FROM THEY MOST LIKELY THINK IT’S BETTER TO SAY COLORED BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S A STEP UP FROM NIGGER. THIS OLD WHITE GUY CAME TO MY JOB BUYING SOME SHIT AND HE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HE WAS WORKING ON THIS BLA. HE STOPPED SAYING BLACK LOOKED AT ME AND SAID COLORED LADIES HOUSE. IT’S REALLY JUST PLAIN SIMPLE IGNORANCE

  • DV8

    SMH the crack whore continues to bury herself. Ignorance and Racism is alive and well. The recent wave of overt racism since Obama started running for prez must be the racism Dave Chappelle was talking about. Many closet racist have come out of the closet the closer Obama got to the chair. We havent seen nothing yet, though. Stay tuned.

  • http://www.plasticsquirtguns.blogspot.com thoreauly77

    “She probably just calls them, “What the fuck is taking my breakfast so long? Did you cure the molasses yourself?””

    - that was funny and insightful. it’s a wonder you actually write this blog. i mean, you’re job is to be funny right? or is your job to be politically correct? hmm.. i suppose i am a bit confused. let’s take a look at your last drop:

    “[Blogger's Note: Seriously though. He married the creature from Predator, who I am sure is both a dude and "one ahhhg-lee maaaatherfaaaaahker."]”

    - moral outrage? how dare thee make an off-colored remark (forgive my double entendre)! oh yeah, i forgot, racism, bad, sexism and chauvinism, quite fine.

    must be nice!

  • MArc

    WOW i think this is being taken way too seriously she probably meant to stay of color or whatever and fucked up on her words
    i don’t know maybe shit like that don’t get me mad cuz i’m half black but still i don’t think this is that serious

  • KF UK

    All going well until…

    “halfsies”

    damn mex. thats a low blow.

    but fuck lohan, as some1 above me already said cocain is a hell of a drug. Shes just another one of those people whos like “yeah ive got black friends” cuz on some level it thinks it makes her cooler. Shes just another “flava of the month fucker” (new term!) shes gna fcuk with watevers hot, but this time she got caught up showing what she really is like. “coloured” damn she must wish it was still the 1900s. Americas got racism bad huh?

  • Youngz

    My God, u are so sensitive. Why would anyone refer to Obama as BLACK?? Dude has a white mother, he has light brown skin. He is coloured, why u make it out as a rascist attack..come on now. I voted for Obama. It seems like black, afro-american- what is the correct term…just want an excuse to play the race car over and over..come on now..cant we all get along????

    Peace

    • A yow

      The way u put your post makes me think that u actually dont find a problem with the term Colored…
      So no insult 2 u but as a PSA&FYI; NEITHER MIXED RACE OR STRAIGHT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN COOL WITH BEING CALLED COLORED NE..VE…ERRRR.
      Just for those who didnt know,YOUR ALL WELCOME!!!!!!

  • Youngz

    Alright, thanks for the info, now I know, I just think hanging out the poor Lohan girl for using a term, that I thought was ok, as some mega rascist is wrong.

    With the election I thought us “whities” showed that a majority is not rascists. Lets just all get along, and stop people like Ron Mexicon to hype up every single incident and play races against each other, all real mofos out there its time to unite.

    Fuck Ron Mexico u pathetic wanksta!

    Peace

    • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

      dude, when you’re gonna trash someone, please PLEASE spell check and grammar check that shit first. PLEASE.

      “race car” is something you drive, motherfucker. And who the fuck is “Ron Mexicon”. Jesus fucking christ.

      http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • Youngz

    Ey Amar, tell your mother to shave off her mustasche, tell your sister to shave her mustasche and get yourself a job, NERD!

  • me

    cry babies! make everything a big issue this site is the new rebook for men!

  • Lowedwn

    Ron, I think you somehow need to bring back the Manifesto de Hate on the top of the blog here at XXL. Some peeps just aint gettin it.

  • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

    RON, U NEED TO DROP THE ETHER ON TRICK TRICK.

  • Rex Banner

    LMAO!! Either Ron or someone at xxlmag is shook to death that he put the address and number up and removed that thread hahahahahahahahahahaha scared of Trick Trick huh?