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I’ve been waiting for some rappers to form Voltron and smash the rap game. Look who we have here in the group Slaughterhouse – Royce da 5’9, Crooked I, Joe Buddens and Joell Ortiz. Who would dare try to fuck with these cats pen game? This shit is crazy to me too especially since they come from all over the country. Barack Obama couldn’t bring the country together as much as these dudes will. You got every region represented that loves to spit lyrics. Soulja Boy is holding down the South now, but he couldn’t hold a candle to these rappers. How crazy is that? Soulja Boy is approaching stadium status for spitting da-dunn da-dunt music.

Slaughterhouse is what us old head rap fans want to fucks with. Some head nodding beats and rhymes that make you hit rewind. All these emcees are individually considered microphone beasts so I hope that their collaboration unleashes a leviathan on the rap scene. Joe Buddens is over due, Royce is long over due, Crooked I and Joell Ortiz are so serious. I’m excited for what Slaughterhouse looks like on paper. This is a championship team like when the Raiders had Lyle Alzado, Lester Hayes, Rod Martin and Matt Millen. Okay, that was some old head shit right there. Shouts to Young Lip Gloss and all the old head haters everywhere.

Q-Tip’s latest album ‘The Renaissance’ has received the Combat Jack certified classic co-sign. That is pretty much all any rapper wants. What I want is a preview copy of the gotdamn album. Who is this dude’s publicist? I missed the release party fucking around with some Obama ‘Vote to Live’ bullshit. I would have rather hung out with Nia Long and Q-Tip instead of some lesbians telling me to vote as if this was some shit they just discovered. As Bol would say, “Pshawww!”

I’m still waiting on that 808’s and Heartbreak. I’m using that as the soundtrack for splitting up with my old lady. It’s time for me to get back into the single life. Focus on creating my art. The only thing is that I need a soundtrack to break up with a chick. For years I have used Sade albums, but now I will finally have a Hip-Hop album to help me get through this rough patch. Time to restock my pr0n collection.

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