Dame Dash: Bitchin’ All The Way to the Bottom

“This n- [Kanye ] was like, ‘Wow. [Jay-Z] ain’t going to give me the chain,’” [Damon] Dash alleges in December’s Complex magazine. “I had to take off my chain and give it to him, and I was heated. I had the real canary diamonds. That s- cost $40,000! I told Kanye, ‘Yo, you got to give that back when we get off this stage!’”

Dash contends that after Jay-Z violated the code of hip-hop chivalry, “Kanye hated Jay-Z.”

But a rep for Kanye tells us the story is “ridiculous and totally false.” -New York Daily News

Damn, Dash. It must be pretty cold and lonely on the way down. At least he’s got a Dirt Angel to keep warm with.

I know withdrawal must be all kinds of ugly for a cake-a-holic, but you’ve got to stay strong, brother. The shakes only persist for a little while. I can’t throw too many stones, as I’ve never walked a mile in Dash’s Pro-Keds, but I’d be wiggin out too if contestants from The Ultimate Hustler were suddenly shining brighter than I was. The fact that Dame even pursed his lips to address any of this personal, wholly irrelevant shit indicates that homie may be “a Better Burger kind of nigga” after all.

Dame Diddy might wanna watch his back. Kanye is throwing cameras and slapping the shit out of people for less.

This entire “Kanye hates Jay-Z” bitchfest reeks of Wendy Williams. Maybe Dash should have taken the drama there first if he wanted that good, national exposure. Depending on the ticket revenue generated, it’s probably a better idea than producing Jim Jones’ Beacon Theater hopeful, “Mama, I Want To Shower.”

Seriously. As I told my homegirl Portia, they should have gone full-on Stephanie Mills/Al Jarreau/Clifton Powell/Peabo Bryson with that one. Why half-ass it?

Oh, right. Dame’s broke. Nevermind. Too bad. I’d really love to hear Jennifer Holliday and Howard Hewitt go in on “We Fly High.”

Maybe Cousin Stacey could let him hold somethin until the next get-rich-slow scheme manifests itself.

People may have actually gone for this bullshit if Kanye hadn’t just gotten done proclaiming that he’d jump in front of a fucking bus for Jay with “Big Brother.” That song has all the dickriding of an entire Game album stuffed into 5 minutes–and concentrating on one lollipop.

Also, who’s going to believe Dame when G-UNOT KILLA is so heavy in the streets? Homeboy long since set the record straight about “Step in the Name of Crip Love” and the studio slapping incident. Clearly this shit has nothing to do with a chain as Dame implies.

Who knew in 2003 that Dame would one day need them canary blood diamonds back so that he could liquidate them to keep the heat on?

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  • G-UNOT KILLA

    YO MY REAL NAME IS G-UNIT BUTT FILLAH!

    SPIDER LOC IS MY BOO! I LOVE IT WHEN HE MEAT SLAPS MY GRILL NIGGA!

  • OG Matt Herbz

    For real though…I can’t feel bad for dude. They squandered the money they had. $40,000 for a necklace? That could light a decent sized house for 15-20 years. Dudes are stupid and I’m glad these rap cats that waved bottles and chains can’t afford their car notes anymore. These homos will go down as the biggest jokes in hip hop. I mean, Jay made it out of that situation, he’s a multi-millionaire, but his former manager will soon be looking for a cop-out position in some corporation and that’s that. No more good memories of Def Jam.

    Lucky for Dame all you really need to be fresh is a $30 fitted. As long as he stays away from studding one out with canary diamonds, he should be alright.

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • iLL

    Dame is gonna hold on for dear life onto “Linus” i mean Jim Jones. I know he must be sick seeing how Jay Jay Dynomite! moved on and kept it moving up the ladder rather than fade away. I bet the nigga still be poppin off at the mouth like he still caked up though. smh

  • anutha_level

    karma re-visited…

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    yeah ur right, “Big Brother” was a pretty “yes homo” dickriding anthem. Even the beat was a bit “take me back baby, i know done you wrong”-like.

    With all these economic troubles and moguls going broke though, i wonder what the more affordable trend will be regarding jewlerry and such. Perhaps puffy and the bad boy squad are gonna start rockin’ the pleather? Cheaper AND mroe environmentally concious…

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • DV8

    Im telling yall. Dame and Dirt Angel=2008 version of The Haters from Chappelle Show.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      and youuuuuuu, boss hogg…

    • Dub Sac

      I wish you ill, Jay-Z.

  • Worley

    “Dame Diddy might wanna watch his back. Kanye is throwing cameras and slapping the shit out of people for less.” Hilarious.

    ‘Mama, I Want to Shower” Priceless.

    On the real side, Dame brought Kanye to the game. Jay’s ego maniacal self didn’t want dude to see the light of day. Dame took care of the business and Jay took care of the flow. I don’t think anybody really gives Dame credit for playing the bad guy to Jay’s good guy. If it wasn’t for Dame, Jay might still be spittin’ “I Can’t Get With That” to some crows on S. Oxford or wherever the bourgie Brooklyn set kicks it.

    Dame shouldn’t b*tch about it though. He’s still doing way better than Jaz-O and Dehaven. And those dudes knew him since childhood.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      “If it wasn’t for Dame, Jay might still be spittin’ “I Can’t Get With That” to some crows on S. Oxford or wherever the bourgie Brooklyn set kicks it.”

      check-out-the-jay-check-out-the-aye-check-out-the-why… zee

      LMAO. i could see it now. in front of crown fried chicken on fulton.

      point taken. no one’s truly self-made.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jumz JUMZ

    Dame stooped low by rocking out with this dude Jimmy, how do you go from a lyricist like Hov to an illiterate nigga. And now he wanna bring up old shit, even if that shit about Kanye hatin’ JayZ was true.. Who gives a shit? Nigga sound like a bitter broke bitch. I’m in Dame situation and I’ll shut the fuck up.

  • BIGNAT

    “People may have actually gone for this bullshit if Kanye hadn’t just gotten done proclaiming that he’d jump in front of a fucking bus for Jay with “Big Brother.” That song has all the dickriding of an entire Game album stuffed into 5 minutes–and concentrating on one lollipop.”

    jay is the real reason for kanye’s new direction he would not give kanye a hug hahahahhaha

  • Chris Cash

    Wow G-Unot killa has actually gotten that popular, dudes a genius

  • master cheef

    what if, just what if, g unot killa isnt joking?

  • DANJA29

    Dame is playin’ himself if he says he had any intentions for Kanye either. I seriously think that neither him or Jay were really itchin’ to drop Kanye’s shit until he scored a hit with “Through The Wire” and got on his own grind and promoted himself. His album was done in mid-’03 with no release date in sight until “Thru The Wire” and “Slo Jams” popped off… then it became all about Kanye. Before then, it was Jay/State Prop/Dipset Central over at Roc-A-Fella. Dame signed him just like he signed some of everybody else at that time. If Kanye didn’t get his own shit off the ground, he’d have stayed on the “future projects” lineup right between Rell and Samantha Ronson.

    • http://hiphoponmymind.blogspot.com/ DJ Daddy Mack

      “If Kanye didn’t get his own shit off the ground, he’d have stayed on the “future projects” lineup right between Rell and Samantha Ronson.”

      LMAOOOOO SO TRUE

  • Shawty J

    Dame either needs to get money or shut up. Seriously, it seems like every other interview he’s whining about Jay. Let’s face it, since “the break up” Dash has been making weak business decisions left and right, such as not giving Jay full ownership of the The Reasonable Doubt masters, which would’ve led to Jay not accepting the role as Def Jam’s pres and Dame and Kareem would probably still be running Roc-A-Fella.

    Any misfortunes he’s endured fiscally were brought onto himself. And while Jay may not have given Ye props at the beginning of his transition from rapper to producer, neither did Dame, Danja29′s post hits the nail on the head. Please Dame, just shut up and fade into obscurity, please!

  • tony grand$

    Dame’s pathetic. Take every other player out of this equation, & mr (lower case ‘M’ on purpose) dash is no less of an idiot. Not even taking into account the amount of times ppl around him have shitted on his keds & ran away laughin, he’s just a silly man with a legacy of “doh!” moments to leave to his kids. Years upon years of humiliation await those unsuspecting chilrens. There’s hundreds of things I can do with $1000, much less the thousands of things I could do with 40k! & that was just a chain for my nigga. A mufuckin’ chain?!? That, friends, is a very precise measure of douche-onomics. I’m sorry, but ya fav rappers fav rapper is rentin shine nowadays, or rockin 2 for 5 cubics and aint snitchin on himself. This fuckin guy buys that, prolly a Rolls to match, and something covered in fur, all in one shopping trip. & expects niggas to feel sorry for him. Gtfoh. & the fur shit he scooped was prolly socks. Fuck that, he got them socks somewhere, where’s that nigga G.U.K. when he’s needed. I wish nothin bad on any dude (with the exceptions of Michael Richards & John McCain, maybe Kevin Federline, but I aint hatin….), so I’m not gonna laugh @ him, but u gotta wonder what other kinds of ridiculous behavior this cat engaged in for Karma to slap the leather of his couch so tough. Hell, next tabloids prolly gonna reveal that his wife is filing for divorce. Damn, that would be the kick in the sack to make that nigga move to Zimbabwe or some shit. Oh well, I doubt Jimmy’s gonna save this mans career, hell that nigga won’t even shave, much less come back with anything half as good as “Ballin’”, so I bid Dame Diddy a fond farewell. Puffy should just bug out & beat his ass up @ Justin’s just to add insult to injury. Now that, I’d fuckin laugh @.

    • Hanch

      Yo Grand why you couldnt find somebody else other than John McCain to put in that sentence? That man is a Damn War Hero…for real bro even if you dont agree with his politics you gotta at least understand that the man is a damn American Hero and should be remembered for NEVER SNITCHING TO THE ENEMY…again i say this PPL he is a damn American War Hero who fought for us come on man u better than that Bro!!!

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