When You Are No Longer The Bottom Bitch…

I am laughing my ass off at the fake consumer backlash that T.I. is trying to generate because Gucci and Louis Vuitton both don’t want to be part of his comeback attempt. Have the rest of you seen the story where the high end luxury brands nixed their cameos in his latest music video?

I could see that shit happening to Sean Price and Rock from Heltah Skeltah since those dudes are hard fucking body, but this dude T.I. gets arrested for buying military issued guns and gets to sit in his living room wearing a bathrobe and house shoes while making YouTubes and recording rap music. That is pretty fucking luxurious if you ask me. Ruck and Rock would have been breaking rocks upstate.

But at the end of the day all that dandy shit that T.I. has been putting on has been for naught. I’ve seen the lil’ homey in magazines wearing spectator shoes and pocket squares as if he raided 3000′s wardrobe while the big homey was off in LaLa land. I’m not saying that T.I. doesn’t know how to dandy himself up because he is from the South where most of the butlers for the wealthy are born. Its just that luxury brands have realized that all this rap shit isn’t really helping their bottom line since the majority of people listening to rap can’t even afford to buy rap CD’s.

You rap negroes are gonna have to stick to selling silly pink vodka stuffed into perfume bottles.

Maybe KanYe West or Pharrell will still be valued enough to wear LV scarves on their faces like banditos because the folks at LVMH know that Pharrell wouldn’t hurt a fly. That’s why at a recent performance in NYC when a not so much N.E.R.D. fan called Pharrell a fucking douchebag all the lil’ homey wanted to do was blow kisses and ask the audience to tell dude that they loved him. Not that I would have expected Pharrell to jump in the audience and thump with sonn either. These rap dudes get clear polish put on their fingernails and that shit gets scratched in scraps.

The point is that even a company like LVMH, which by the way stands for Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy, has had enough of the nigger bullshit. Yes, niggers buy a grip of that Moet and that Hennessy, but when is the last time one of you rap fan fuckbags blew your wad on some Privilege? Or how about that Dom P nigger?!? If you ballers can’t stay in the game because it is a recession then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Do the fucking research. LVMH owns that Belvedere too and I copped my bottle this weekend. Fuck the bullshit, I don’t care if the president or the CEO or the king of motherfucking LVMH said that “all Black people can do for me is buy my shit and shine my shoes”, I would still buy that Belvedere. I just wouldn’t consider myself Black no more. I’d become Spanish or some shit. Fuck that. Yeah bitches, these Euro fucktards are realizing that they don’t need no more nigger bucks since niggas will gladly buy the bootleg from Canal Street and wear it with just as much pride.

Now that rap music is no longer corporate America’s bottom bitch maybe we can get back to that real underground shit. The lesson from Sunday school today boys and girls is to stay in your lane, and ‘Stick 2 the Script’. Copp that new Statik Selektah today.

  • styles11

    oh come on like all you niggas didnt see this coming. of course lv and gucci gonna do that they probably realized that the only thing rappers are promotin is the black market. Anyway even the title sounds like t.i is sayin louie is trash.
    your damm right thou hip-hop needs to stick to the script b4 these niggas cause the game to crumble the same way disco did

  • http://xxlmag.com jmill1224

    too late! after coon entertainment television had their shit hop awards show. the only promotions rappers are gonna get are gonna be from newports and bail bonds. bring that soulful boom bap shit. good post mr. sunday.

  • Justice4All

    back to the bubble coats and boots.

  • DV8

    Now that rap music is no longer corporate America’s bottom bitch maybe we can get back to that real underground shit.

    couldnt have said it better myself.

  • http://kirk-francosmodernlife.blogspot.com/ Kirk

    No way. he’s trying to get us to take back our louie rags and gucci dufflebags. Ell Naw. Niglets cop the fake shiv anyway don’t they? they should.

  • http://xxlmag.com jmill1224

    (Riley’s voice) Nigga you gay!

  • Worley

    “But at the end of the day all that dandy shit that T.I. has been putting on has been for naught.”

    I been tired of mofos dressing up like a British gentleman then saying it’s “mature.” No it ain’t. It’s a n*gga dressed up like a British gentleman. I hope the other “mature” folk got the message: crackas still think you are n*ggas.

    • Smel

      CO-SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • geico lizard

    im from the south billy but that line about the best butlers being born in the south was funny.

  • paychexx

    call them niggas out

    butler line funny

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    i dunno…i’d think LV etc. wouldn’t want anything remotely mainstream associated with them, as it fucks up their whole luxury “you an’t have this shit, so go buy it” brand. But letting kanye endorse it kinda contradicts that.

    And now that t.i. does everything role model style and is bigger than ever with the pop crowds like kanye is, i’m kinda confused as fuck.

    Maybe it’s because the gay europeans with the tight jeans love kanye but don’t know wtf a ti is.

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • http://www.rizzleword.blogspot.com allnice

    Cool, let them Euros keep their luxury items…..most of that shit is made in China next to JC Penny bags anyway. Kanye is a fag, but he don’t even talk about Louis anymore. The real shit is Hermes, Chanel, and expensive shit niggaz don’t even know about. But fashion is for bitches so if you wear that shit you are fucking ghey as fuck.

    Ye, Pharrel, and the rest of the swag fags think that wearing that shit makes them “noble” or “sophisticated” but they can’t even practise their own profession correctly. Are they rappers, producers, or auto tune T-Pain clones? Shit I don’t even know anymore. What I do know is that they have no message in their music. Everything they talk about and stand for is meaningless.

  • that nigga

    I’m not saying that T.I. doesn’t know how to dandy himself up because he is from the South where most of the butlers for the wealthy are born.
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    WOW!!!!That Is some funny but stereotypically racial shit. Im from the Tri-State area so you know I was In tears.