SDN Tournament, The Foolish Four

Welcome back to ESDN First Hate. We used to call the program Cold Chinese Food, but thought better of it.

[Translation: I couldn't bring myself to keep slamming Jemelle Hill after she threw up scrimp & broccoli all over my desk. At least Dana Jacobson can hold her wontons.]

SDN Tournament – The Foolish Four

#8 Diddy vs. #10 Karrine “Superhead” Steffans

Diddy’s dark horse status is clearly being outshone by the Cinderella… umm… BAPS story that is Superhead’s ascension to SDN prominence. While I don’t see her knocking Puff off, I also didn’t see her taking down Ya Woy Ply either. *tears up pre-tourney bracket* Reports of Bow Wow possibly being her baby daddy may be contributing to her late surge. Analysts expect a staight-to-Maury release… I mean… due date, as the dad could be one of about 13 rappers, ex-rappers, child stars and publishers.

[VOTE @ RON MEXICO CITY]

#4 DMX vs. #14 R. Kelly

In what’s expected to be the tightest call of the tournament, Dark Man and Kells should bite and piss and scratch and bark their way through to the finals. Both contestants come off of clear victories over opponents who could have won it all themselves. Division B has been the Western Conference of this thang. Let’s see if one of these guys can withstand Diddy’s Celtics or Superhead’s Cavs.

Yes, homegirl is LeBron.

[VOTE @ RON MEXICO CITY]

Voting will run through Slavery… I mean, Columbus Day.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Lost Plies on your home bracket too? SMSH. (Shake My Super Head) ron@ronmexicocity.com

There’s only one October.

  • LEO

    AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGH

    DMX VS SUPERHEAD THATS MY FINAL, AND THAT’S WHAT ITS GONNA BE…HOW IS R-KELLY SMARTER THAN FLAVA FLAV? I KNOW WHY HE’S DUMBER…BUT WHY IS HE SMARTER? I NEVER SEEN NOBODY MAKE MORE MONEY THAN FLAV, AND GET SO MANY BITCHES OUT OF JUST ACTING A FULL(WHILE WEARING A VIKING HAT)

    • LEO

      FOOL*

  • http://xxlmag jmill1224

    (Rippin my shit up) Bitch sucked her way to the finals. For a second I thought Yung Berg, was be the surprise write in for getting “hoe-d” by Maino. Keep it up Mex.

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    hooooly crap it as hard to choose between x and kelz. Namely cause both are SO stupid and NOT smart at all.

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i meant to tell you this personally, but i love the pancakes.

      fuck it. i’ll say it publicly. the rest of you should love this nigga’s pancakes too.

      • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

        hahahahha oh man, true honour! thank u!

        this explains the crazy hits the site’s been getting today from xxlmag.com…man…such internet clout

  • http://xxlmag.com jmill1224

    I had to give it to kells, he was smart enough to write i believe i can fly, which was played at every fuckin graduation, sporting event, fam. reunion, elevater, etc. And X? “Scratching Head”!

    Fuck it Kells got it.

    • LEO

      X IS SMART CAUSE SOMEHOW HE KEEPS MANAGING TO DODGE TIME AT RIKERS(AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN) HE CANT JUST BE LUCKY…PLUS HE HAS AT LEAST ONE SMART/INSPIRATIONAL JOINT ON EACH ALBUM…SO YEEEEAH

  • DV8

    How in the world is Superhead losing to Diddy? Diddy isnt that dumb, come on yall bullshittin. We are talking about Superhead here! The woman who hoe’d her way through hiphop then turned around and expects people to respect her.

    After 10 minutes of serious though DMX gets the vote because of his consistency of fucking up. True R.Kelly may have one of the biggest fuck ups of alltime, but atleast he hasnt done anything else that could land him in trouble again.

  • http://xxlmag.com jmill1224

    he had two of the biggest fuckups of all time, banging a youngin, then cuttin on the damn camera.

  • Pierzy

    As time goes on, I’m thinking that Superhead may be the George Mason on this shit.

    What up Mex!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      george mason from a couple years ago is perfect.

      definitely.

  • smashirony

    I sat here and agonized over DMX vs Kells for a good long time. Then I remembered watching Trapped In A Closet chapters 9-22 with director’s commentary. The mix of genius, talent, insanity, and utter fuckin stupidity on display in that shit is a once-in-a-generation thing. Kells FTW.

    All that said I’ve still got him losing to Diddy.

  • Worley

    DMX ain’t too smart and Puff ain’t that dumb. It’s Kellz and Superhead in the finals with Kellz taking all.

  • smashirony

    If this contest had happened 9 months ago, I would’ve totally agreed with Worley, but Diddy’s recent bad habit of fucking around with Internet video has completely changed my view…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      diddy blog is the reason puffy may take it all. he’s clearly a smart man in some regard, but he’s ass-ignorant in many others.

      but i couldn’t agree more with your r. kelly comment. i think he represents the greatest disparity between smart and dumb. i think he’s the only remaining genius, but his lows are as low as anyone else’s.

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Man, this is taking too damn long. Just name the got-damn winner already so we can get back to the other irrelevance you preachin, papa…

    Just name Diddy the winner since he the damn winner of everything else in life. Cambodian-Immigrant-Breast-Milk-Drinking Muhfucka…

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      it’s almost over now.

      almost over now.

  • http://kirk-francosmodernlife.blogspot.com/ Kirk

    You know what. from now on fux Columbus.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      say word.

      • EReal

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

        That exchange was fucking priceless.

        (Tony Saprano Voice) IN THIS HOUSE COLUMBUS IS A HERO! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

        ROFFLE!

        Forreal tho, Columbus can eat a dick.

  • TheCo!!inB

    It’s all fucked up now (c) Sean Combs…..
    I can’t fux with this man…..DMX over Lauryn…..THIS SHIT IS RIGGED *tosses internet chair into the middle of the court*
    oh yeah, pancakes goes in, that Jon and Kate plus 8 shit was wiyald

  • chad bro chill

    gotsta go with kellz and diddy

    for the people who say diddy isnt dumb hav you ever seen that danity kane show or making the band cause i have and whenever he talks i want him to stop immediately

    “you ate THREEEEEE grill cheeses!!!!

  • EReal

    Yo Woy EEEEEEE called it, I had Diddy and Dark Man going all the way with Diddy taking the crown.
    I will say this, I think he’s TRYING to win the SDN tourney. With all his ignorant ass video blogging.

    * ARE YOU SERIOUS, LEMME REWIND MY TIVO!*