BLOG: SDN Tournament Championship + SOHH Gyant [Bonus]

Welcome back to ESDN First Hate. I’m Ron Mexico.

I’m not allowed any more female co-hosts. I also have to watch this sensitivity training video narrated by Chris Berman and Harold Reynolds.

I see how it is. When Berman does it it’s cute

Anyway, we’re down to our final two SDNs. Here’s how last round went down:

#8 Diddy (72.9%) def. #10 Karrine “Superhead” Steffans (27.1%)

#14 R. Kelly (61.9%) def. #4 DMX (38.1%)

Much props to Superhead. She took this tournament by the balls and got to jugglin! She took out The RZA and Plies. Applaud this woman! Diddy simply had far too much momentum going to him to take that L.

SDN Tournament Championship Match

#8 Diddy vs. #14 R. Kelly

If Diddy wins it all, we have to name Diddy Blog the tournament MVP. Them shits catapulted Puff from a potential first-round K.O. at the hands of one Dirt McGirt to one of the last two standing. He also had ZERO easy rounds. Having taken out O.D.B., Kanye West, Lil’ Wayne and Cinderhead (the George Mason of this shit), Diddy’s a winner no matter how this plays out.

R. Kelly’s rout of preseason favorite DMX makes him a little more likely to take Diddy in a close one. He also showed Flavor Flav and the vile rapper Naaaaahs (the posterchild) ass-early exits as well. The songwriting genius combined with illiteracy, inability to articulate himself and unwavering devotion to publicly enjoying the pre-teen muffin top may be a little too much for your religious XXL/Ron Mexico City reader to ignore.

[VOTE @ RON MEXICO CITY]

Today’s Negro Please Bonus goes to a former teammate of mine at Big Green. Yes, we all respect his bloggety blog grind. T.I. can claim to be Kang of the South all he wants. However, even he knows that whosoever controls the shine box also controls these solar-powered rapsters. In Atlanta, that man goes by SOHH Gyant… Shawty.

Shit often goes terribly wrong when bloggers step from behind the desk seeking “shine” of their own. Sometimes niggas get things tatted on them they damn well know they shouldn’t. Gyant gives the Negro Please reader the best of both blunders.

Who the fuck gets a tattoo of a keyboard on their arm? It’s been 10 years since “4-3-2-1″ and the subsequent Canibus/LL Cool J/Wyclef/Mike Tyson fallout. I can assure you that all parties involved sporting microphone tattoos fully regret their engravings by now. Some of them are even trying to cover up with Old Spice Swagger.

It doesn’t make sense to be getting your arms tattooed while carrying an entire website. Anything for a blog, though. Right?

Boi, stop.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Still considering getting that 20-sided die tattoo on the left shoulder? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Bobo D

    Diddy vs Superhead was the ho vs a ho match up of the tourney. I guess the bigger ho won.

    But i got Mr. ‘I wanna piss on you’ taking it. Word to Dave Chapelle.

    • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

      Bobo D, I’ll bet you my underwear that diddy is taking it.

      The man deserves it: smart enough to graduate university and make himself into a billionaire. Dumb enough to try his hand at rapping, blogging, reality tv, etc.xinfinity

      PS
      Ron, I’m seriously thinking of getting a pancake tattered on my ass.

      http://www.prettypancakes.com

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

        you do that shit and blog it.

      • Bobo D

        Thanks for the offer but I’ve got enough underwear. But I still say Robert Sylvestar Kelly takes it.

  • http://xxl GSIDE

    This shit is fix I want to see the voter count.

  • bongolock

    i swear i heard harold on tbs doin a division series game. i guess he landed on his feet….

    kells in ’08!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      harold been on SNY covering the mets.

      good to see that he’s on tbs too. can’t keep a skrip mall pimp down.

  • Simple like ABC, 123

    Diddy = King of SDN

  • DETROIT

    IS GYANT GAY? SERIOUSLY, READ SOME OF HIS BLOGS AND TELL ME THEY DON’T SOUND LIKE A CHICK WROTE THEM! I SAW ONE TODAY ABOUT DIDDY HAVING ANOTHER CHILD THAT HE DENIES. THE NIGGA EVEN HAD A PIC OF THE KID AND COMPARED IT TO DIDDY’S TWINS! SOME REAL MAURY POVICH TYPE SHIT.

    ALSO, WHAT MAN GIVES THAT MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT NELLY’S TIP DRILL VIDEO? THIS NIGGA GYANT ACTS LIKE A PROUD SPELLMAN GRAD OR SOME SHIT. HE STILL TALKS MAD SHIT BOUT NELLY FOR THAT EXCELLENT VIDEO!

    LONG STORY SHORT, FUCK GYANT, GO TAKE HIS JOB RON, SO I DON’T HAVE TO READ THAT BS NO MORE!

  • ri067953

    Yo, don’t Gyant look like that horse that used to appear on the old Ren and Stimpy cartoon? His tattoo looks like shit. Dumb fuck!

    • http://www.xxlmag.com damion3

      hahahahah – saw the pic today. Seriously – son does look weird. Stay behind the keyboard G.

  • http://xxlmag.com JMill1224

    Jim Jones, Yung Berg, Gyant, I think they’re shooting for SDN Invitational.

    KELLS IN 08!

  • Worley

    And it’s Kells by a nose.

    • EReal

      Its Gayant by a ginormous nostril.

  • geico lizard

    r kelly will do to diddy what the browns did to the giants last night. i havent heard about boomer berman but harold reynolds is a legendary pig at his old job espn. he hit on everyone wives girlfriends he didnt care. one time dan lebatards girlfriend told harold he should be ashamed because he is married and harold told her thats none of her business,lmao.
    Tennessee Titans #1

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      that giants shit wasn’t necessary, gecko.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      oh, yeah. i forgot what i was gonna say.

      so you never heard of the “you’re with me, leather” chris berman legend?

  • Enlightened

    Muah hah hah hah, when you said keyboard I thought you meant a music keyboard! That nigga got a KEYBOARD keyboard tattooed on his arm. Hell, naw.
    Question: why is it that so many gay dudes have they eyes open as hell like that? It’s like if you can see a nigga whole eye ball and ain’t neither one of they lids cover up even a piece of it, then they gay. What’s up with that?

    • Dub Sac

      Muah hah hah hah, when you said keyboard I thought you meant a music keyboard! That nigga got a KEYBOARD keyboard tattooed on his arm. Hell, naw.

      I thought the same shit. That shit’s corny. Can you imagine being some famous tat artist, and this dude walks in and says “I want a keyboard tatted on my arm.” Now he’s gotta get a mouse and webcam tatted on the other arm.

  • Omar

    X and Kells should’ve been the final!

  • Pierzy

    George Mason – I see you Mex!!

    I think Diddy takes it because, again, it’s the SMART Dumb N—a tournament and Puff somehow built a minor empire…

  • Enlightened

    I just looked at that tattoo again. MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! AH HAH HAH HA

  • El Tico Loco

    Kells is gonna take it, he’s been pissin on the competition!

  • Matt Herbz

    I used to run shit over at the Sohh Atlanta blog. Do a google search if you don’t believe. But nowadays, Gyant’s blog don’t load right on my computer and the website is still fucked up so to put it in a 4chan cliché: EPIC FAIL. When Gyant gets Big Green back up and running, and fixes the got-damn comments section, then I might fux with the boy again (no homo). But, until then, keep the fingers on the keyboard and the keyboards off your arm, niggaz…

    –OG Matt Herbz–

  • Hate Hate and more Hate

    Getting a Keyboard tatted on your arm ia some straight up gay shit. Can you say internet thuggin