SDN Tournament Senseless 16 – Division A Voting + Lil’ Wayne & Juelz Santana [Bonus]

Welcome back to ESDN First Hate. I’m Ron Mexico. Dana Jacobsen’s thick, Amazon ass is asleep in her hotel room.

Here’s a quick reminder of the Division A matchups:

#1 Kanye West vs. #8 Diddy

#4 Lil’ Wayne vs. #5 The Game

#6 Plies vs. #14 2Pac

#10 Karrine “Superhead” Steffans vs. #15 RZA

[VOTE @ RON MEXICO CITY!]

While we wait for your results, please enjoy this SDN profile of #4-seeded “Lil’ Wayne.”

Once again, The Worldwide Leader in Hate meets The Ghetto’s Fines News Source for this blood diamond-encrusted coon show. [CLICK HERE FOR COON SHOW]

Spotted recently with partner-in-lines, Juelz Santana, Lil’ Weeziana promotes the upcoming I Can’t Feel My Face project the best way he knows how–with weed and syrup.

Please observe Juelz Santana and his UK Special Edition “I Can’t Reach My Checkbook. Please Don’t Shoot!” ring. It matches Lil’ Wayne’s perfectly, save for the name. Weezy actually calls his a “rrwrmmphwr rwrrmpphrrrwrrr rang, nigga.” When they put their commemorative rings in the air at the same time and sing the chorus to “You Ain’t Got Nuthin’” Captain Planet appears and gives them each an 8-ball of coke.

Since when did niggas get rings to commemorate shitty albums and mixtape ideas? I thought those were reserved for marriage, graduation and championships–things neither of these coke goblins know nann bout.

All they know how to do is get high on camera dressed like tacky Kwanzaa ornaments from 1979. You would think they just got done showing titties at Mardi Gras.

Please enjoy this Gangstalicious Gear QVC jewelry segment for bitch niggas as you exercize your right to vote.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Gettin money like a mawfucka? ron@ronmexicocity.com

  • Pierzy

    My main man Mex…

    “Since when did niggas get rings to commemorate shitty albums and mixtape ideas? I thought those were reserved for marriage, graduation and championships–things neither of these coke goblins know nann bout.”

    Co-Sign all damn day. These guys are simply the worst…

  • EReal

    Yo Mex!

    You killed it on the SDN pics this time son, the Diddy pic is taking him to the finals, I swear.

    LMAO!

    Im sick of talking about Wayne. Where has the balck mexican Juelz been anyway? Prahlee LOCKED UP, or MUGGIN!!

    Talkin bout, 2 – 3 year calender!!!!

  • Worley

    Wayne is in the News, Features, Video, Bangers and at least 2 XXL blogs right now. To whoever is responsible for that: Negro Please.

    TI had an album come out and didn’t get that much shine. You need a new promotions staff Tip.

  • KF UK

    Yo y wasnt jueless in the SDN tournament.

    is it cuz hes just a DN?

    Mex?

    and yo them rings look all awsome, notice how he isnt flossing them in London tho?

    I cant take this cat serious nomore.

    and plus he rolls with lil wayne…

    seriously fuck Julezz

  • aintnopartylike

    yo, y’all gotta check this remix to “lollipop” i found. Some dudes called THE ROCKSTARS produced it, and no lie the shit’s on fire son!!!!! On some crazy rockstar shit. Too bad Weezy didn’t put this on the album or he might already be at 2.5 mil. Check dis shit:

    http://www.myspace.com/musicbytherockstars

  • Queens Boy

    Please observe Juelz Santana and his UK Special Edition “I Can’t Reach My Checkbook. Please Don’t Shoot!” ring. It matches Lil’ Wayne’s perfectly, save for the name. Weezy actually calls his a “rrwrmmphwr rwrrmpphrrrwrrr rang, nigga.” When they put their commemorative rings in the air at the same time and sing the chorus to “You Ain’t Got Nuthin’” Captain Planet appears and gives them each an 8-ball of coke. LMFAO GOOD SHIT RON AND TO THE DUDE WHO POSTED THE QUESTION WHY WASN’T JUELZ IN THE TOURNEY?? I ASKED MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION HEY I CAN’T REMEMBER WAS BUSTA RHYMES IN THE TOURNEY??IF HE WASN’T PLEASE ADD HIM FOR NEXT YEAR’S TOURNEY

  • geico lizard

    i feel ya ron i used to think dana jacobsen looked good in the right clothes but she just talks so much on 1st and 10 they dont even need skip bayless or the person he is debating when she is the moderator and it almost got her fired when she talked crazy about Jesus. chris rock talked about black men and big white women so im sure some black athlete is smashing dana on her off days. she does kind of look like john elway in the face. weezy wants to hit the 3million is sales mark and he wants that sdn title bad with every video blog he drops.

  • xlwhite

    Blow: (the I cant feel my face prequel) was one of the best mixtapes ive ever heard. the material could have been an album. im not saying wayne and juelz havnt done bad shit but that mixtape was them spitting back and forth when they were on top of their game.im looking forward to it if they do ever release the actual album.and the concept was a good idea too, pairs of hot rappers that flow good together doing collabo albums-sound good to me. if anyone hasnt heard it yet it is definately worth tha download-http://www.datpiff.com/Lil-Wayne-Juelz-Santana-Blow-mid1501.html

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    lol i like how u wish luck to all remaining sdn’s…that’s like when ppl call u a fuckface and then say “but no offense”

    http://www.prettypancakes.com

  • DV8

    LMAO that was hella funny! I wonder if Dana Jacobsen has a good head game? She sure can run her mouth for days.I wonder how she looks in street clothes or better yet no clothes? Hmmmm….any how. These dudes Wayne and Juelz never cease to amaze me. They have been talking about the “I cant feel my legs because my pants are too tight” album for like 2-3 years now. Let it go. Wayne needs to take a 2 year vacation. This nigga is on every fucking song on the radio.

  • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

    “yo. fuck sdn jesus.

    matter of fact ‘fuck jesus.’”

    edited from original entry.

  • DV8

    Oh Yeah, word has it that BowWow got Superhead pregnant. If that is so, then Superhead is off the hot seat and BowWow is officially King of the SDN’s by default.If they get married they could be King and Queen SDN but then Superhead might be the smarter of the 2 since she got BowWow to impregnate her.

  • http://cobbreport.blogspot.com DA TRUTH

    Lil wayne is be disqualifid from the SDN, In my book he has permanent DDN status after his last comment.

  • TheCo!!inB

    that would move Superhead up on the points race and Bow Wow would be classified as Uber Dumb Nigger for devoting a check for every month of the rest of his life to a woman who probably put her toes in his booty.
    as for the 2 ass clowns that this blog is about…..what more can be said about them that hasn’t already been said about britney spears vagina…..they’re a fucking mess.

  • smashirony

    WTF is going on with the Superhead v. RZA and Plies v. 2Pac matchups? I don’t know how everyone else is voting but I’m voting for the player with the smartest smart moments and the dumbest dumb moments. Plies & Superhead don’t have NEARLY enough smart moments to even begin to compare to RZA & 2Pac, while the latter have just as many quality dumb moments. Just saying… these two contests should at LEAST be closer, if not going the exact opposite way.

  • TheCo!!inB

    Superhead has a ton of smart moments…..the bitch still gets paid from her jump offs because niggas love trickin….and she made dumb guap off writing a book about handling peen….bitch is a slut butt genius

  • smashirony

    @TheCo!!inB

    What were her smart moments other than (1) biting the obvious idea of writing a book about fuckin famous people from rock groupies and (2) getting premium trick rates afterward because people now know her name?

    That only counts as one smart thing to me. She just keeps repeating it – fuck a famous dude, publicly embarrass him in the media, repeat…

  • geico lizard

    i bet dana has a mean head game she is from michigan so i bet she can suck a mean one. she covered sports at university of michigan so she has been around athletes her whole life so i bet she went kim osorio on a bunch of them after an interview and she probably still does. i was looking at her today and i dont know ron she may have a sloppy body out of those clothes man she probably has cankles because you know white girls cant hold that weight like black women and latin women can. speaking of holding weight did you see joe buddens girls ass on wshh? just think what kind of girl joe could pull if he was a platinum artist.

    • 619

      What the fuck ever happened to XXL’s sports blog?

  • Bang

    lmao at gangstalicious – qvc diamond wearing – coke goblins. cant stop laughing

  • John Brown

    DIDDY had just finished watching EDDIE MURPHY in WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!

  • Shawty J

    “When they put their commemorative rings in the air at the same time and sing the chorus to “You Ain’t Got Nuthin’” Captain Planet appears and gives them each an 8-ball of coke.”
    Hilarious!

  • John Brown

    RON,

    Quick question. Whats more of a SDN moment Lil Wayne getting a ESPN tattoo or him picking the Tampa Bay Rays to win the World Series?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      i’d say smarter money’s on Tampa Bay winning it all than NOT regretting an ESPN tattoo at some point in the not-so-distant future.

      unless by SDN you mean Slave Dumb Nigga.

      • EReal

        unless by SDN you mean Slave Dumb Nigga.
        ^
        Lawd have mercy. ROFL!