Jay-Z Retrieves Anal Beads from Superhead’s House

[Blogger's Note: "Negro Please" is XXL's Ron Mexico Show and he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with it.]

Best Mardi Gras party EVAR!

Okay, that’s not really what happened, but still. What the fuck, Jay?

Is there any sound explanation for The God MC wearing Jada Fire-sized ass beads around his neck? It’s not Mardi Gras. Heeen’t at no Saints or no Hornets game. Homeboy’s at Cowboys vs. Packers and is the only nigra in Green Bay, Wisconsin who isn’t suited up to play.

I wasn’t watching this game (though I was pleased with the end result), so I don’t know why Jay was in attendance or on the sidelines holding a football. I do know that whoever this photographer is needs to be on XXL’s payroll. He caught Jay looking especially Koopa Trooper. That facial expression indicates them beads were used recently.

You can smell it! You can smell it!

Beyonce is a real ride-or-die bitch for even entertaining the thought of putting those massive beads into that camel hump.

Seriously, though. Jay gets the big “Negro Please” for wearing that shit in public–on a football field, no less.

I know I’m going to find out later today that I’m the asshole and that those are cancer awareness beads or some shit. Watch this be some Make-A-Wish kid’s dream to have Jay-Z wear his one prized possession to a game he could never attend. *sniffle*

I guess that’s the [only] difference between Jay and myself. I’d have to arrange something else with that little nigga.

“How about… I buy you a titty bounce with a happy ending before you peace?”

Questions? Comments? Requests? If your partner knows your bead size, put a ring on it. ron@ronmexicocity.com

Question of the Day: [Besides "Why is Jay wearing those?"] What would someone have to do to get beads like those from you at Mardi Gras?

  • http://xxlmag.com Billy X. Sunday

    Ron Mexico, get out of my effin’ brain. I thought the same thing when I saw this photo of Jay giving a pound to one of the Dallas Cowboys.

    Sonn, you just went there. Congrats.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      oh, we been there, bills.

      respeck, seen.

  • OG Matt Herbz

    Those are definitely some gay ass beads.

    To answer question #2:
    To get some of those off me (assuming that I’d part with them), a nice clean college girl would have to remove her panties, right in front of me, push ‘em to my face, let me kiss em, then put them back on. Assuming that after that, I didn’t just throw her over my shoulder and take her back to the cave and dunk on her, I’d give up the beads quickly…

    –OG Matt Herbz–

    • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

      hahahha man ur crazy, you call them super gay, but then claim they are yours and to get them off you, a girl would have to go through quite a lot of effort because they’re obviously dear to you?

      Also, are these your gay ass-beads? Or just some gay-ass beads?

      http://www.prettypancakes.com

      • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

        i was just thinking i’d need to see something really special… like 3 knockers… like total recall.

        those aren’t just any old beads. they can’t go to any old birds.

  • Pierzy

    Damn. Looks to me like Jigga stuck up a Christmas tree and ganked all the balls off that shit. Maybe it’s his version of standing by The Salvation Army bucket with that big ass annoying bell…

    And I don’t know if even Jada Fire could rock those in her backside.

    • smashirony

      How The Jigga Man Stole Christmas, in theaters Dec 12th!

  • http://www.prettypancakes.com amar

    @ pierzy: yeah, i was just bout to comment that this asshole might’ve jacked my christmas ornaments.

    i guess with the economy in this state and gold and ice being so expensive, this is what one must resort to these days to look douchey and shiny.

    PS
    What’s with his facial expression? Is he about to suck someone’s dick for some rocks?

  • http://xxl GSIDE

    On the real your being to nice leaving out the fact that they are rainbow colors too I hope everbody knows who throws up those colors.

  • geico lizard

    everything i wanted to say has been said so jay needs to be spotted with a couple of dimes in public so people wont think he and T.O. are dating now. jay knew he was at a big game and all the attention would be on the athletes so he wanted to get the cameras on him but he should have did the halftime show because im sure beyonce called up a divorce lawyer when she saw her man wearing this crap.

  • Lowedwn

    1. Them there some Belladonna type beads…or so I’ve heard.
    2. I heard Beyonce borrowed them from Usher’s wife, who had previously borrowed them from the aforementioned Supahead.
    3. Would that be the camel tail?

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      yes, lowe!

      belladonna is also an acceptable answer.

  • Lowedwn

    and I gotta quote lil Riley Freeman on this one

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…Jigga u Gay

  • DV8

    maybe they’re Larry Johnsons.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com Ron Mexico

      larry johnson is SMACKIN HOES UP.

      it’s a serious problem in KC.

      • DV8

        Yeah I was wondering if you where gonna go in on him.

        • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

          we can talk about it.

        • Pierzy

          I touched on it in BXS’s recent post but, yeah, they’re “roommates.” That’s a bit weird.

  • HERM

    Hahahaha… Koopa Trooper.

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      i’m sayin, don’t you wanna just jump on his head and take his chain like one of them spinning gold coins?

  • giantstepp

    Watch some fool be walking around with big ass beads now!!!

    • http://www.ronmexicocity.com ron mexico

      soulja boy is definitely gonna try to one up this.

      he’ll be at the falcons game giving roddy white a pound wearing a snowglobe.

      • giantstepp

        LOL no doubt Ron Mex! I can see that fool now…and once he sets it off, all the young fucktards across the country will following the lead…

  • 1Hunid

    Im fucking dying over here!! lmao!!!

  • that nigga

    I know I’m going to find out later today that I’m the asshole and that those are cancer awareness beads or some shit. Watch this be some Make-A-Wish kid’s dream to have Jay-Z wear his one prized possession to a game he could never attend. *sniffle*

    I guess that’s the [only] difference between Jay and myself. I’d have to arrange something else with that little nigga.

    “How about… I buy you a titty bounce with a happy ending before you peace?”
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    NICE!