You May As Well Crown R. Kelly The SDN (Smart Dumb Nigga) Champ Now

Some of these folks have been making inadvertent pushes for the SDN (Smart Dumb Nigga) crown in the past two weeks.

First, Diddy went and filmed not one, but two “Swagger Like Puff” videos. I used to laugh at (not with) Puff’s Diddy blogs, but I just decided to stop watching them rather than complain about them.

On another note, I have my money on Kells to win the SDN chip. The crazy thing is he’s facing Nas, the SDN poster boy in the first round. Billy Sunday said it best: NaS is such an enigma as a recoding artist. He is clearly a genius on several levels, but then he becomes an idiot savant during interviews.” But coming off this BET interview, I really like Kells’ chances. “What do you mean by teenage girls?” That quote alone should get him the cup…Unless Nas tops him before the Division 2 voting closes some time next week. Anyway, this is a tight field. Here are my predictions for the  SDN tournament’s first round (Division 1).

#1-Kanye West Vs. #16-Mos Def: This one could go down to the wire. But I’m not sure folks have seen Mos’ more recent interviews. Projected Winner: Kanye West

#2-KRS-One Vs. #15-RZA: Wow! This is a tough one. Projected Winner: Whoever people vote for.

#3-Snoop Dogg Vs. #14-Tupac Shakur: These two have been in silly jams before, but I just don’t see either as dumb. They shouldn’t even be on the ballot. There’s no way folks will vote for Pac, though. Projected Winner: Snoop Dogg.

#4 Lil Wayne Vs. #13 Ghostface: Although incapable of explaining some of his most brilliant rhymes, Ghost should be exempt from the tour for coining the term, “Smart Dumb Cat.” Projected Winner: Lil Wayne

#5-The Game Vs. #12-T.I.: These two should have squarred off much later in the tournament. But I guess we have random select to thank for this epic first round battle. In the end, Change Of Heart, suicidal talks and covered up butterfly tatoos will win it for Chuck Taylor. Projected Winner: The Game

#6-Plies Vs. # 11-Kimora Lee Simmons: Long suspected to be a bird, allegedly dating Baby probably hurt her standing. Projected Winner: Kimora Lee Simmons

#7-Eminem Vs. Karrine “Superhead” Steffans: Again, the bird behavior just isn’t a good look. Projected Winner: Karrine “Superhead” Steffans

#8-Diddy Vs. #9-ODB: What started as a tough match-up is turning into a landslide Diddy “Victory” courtesy of his “Swagger Like Puff” rendition. I only hope the Puffster doesn’t think he just won something good. Projected Winner: Diddy by a lanslide.

These actually aren’t my personal picks. Ron, myself and a few other industry friends will be revealing our brackets later on in the tournament. Click [here] to cast your vote for the 1st Annual SDN (Smart Dumb Nigga) Tournament. Voting for the first round Division 1 closes at midnight 9/25. -Jackpot

  • Pierzy

    I’m waiting for the other half. I have Lauryn Hill winning the chip!

  • John Brown

    Man it feels like FLORIDA all over again with Diddy beating ODB…Can we say recount…How many times did those idiots from “I WANNA WORK FOR DIDDY” voted. I had ODB over Nas in the Finals.

  • John Brown

    This were my prediction on September 15,2008 when the bracket came out.

    Div. A

    Round One (Tough 32)
    Kanye over Mos Def, O.D.B. over Diddy, The Game over T.I., Lil Wayne over Ghostface, 2Pac over Snoop, Plies over Kimora, Superhead over Eminem, KRS-ONE over RZA

    Round 2 (Sweet 16)
    O.D.B over Kanye, Lil Wayne over The Game, 2pac over Plies, Superhead over KRS-ONE

    Round 3 (Elite 8)
    O.D.B. over Lil Wayne, 2Pac over Superhead

    Div. B

    Round 1 (Tough 32)
    Nick Cannon over 50 Cent, Trick Daddy over Lauryn Hill, SOHH.COM Message Boards over Shaq, DMX over David Banner, Nas over R. Kelly, Lil Jon over Mariah Carey, Flavor Flav over Russell Simmons, Papoose over Jay-Z

    Round 2 (Sweet 16)
    Trick Daddy over Nick Cannon, DMX over SOHH.com Message Boards, Nas over Lil Jon, Papoose over Flavor Flav,

    Round 3 (Elite 8)
    Trick Daddy over DMX, Nas over Papoose

    FINAL 4
    O.D.B. over 2Pac, Nas over Trick Daddy

    CHAMPIONSHIP
    O.D.B. over Nas

  • 619

    Lil’ Wayne is making a last minute push for a shot at the title. He said his Super Bowl pick was Jets-Packers. Jets-Packers??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I know for a fact that syrup fucked up his brain!

  • http://www.incilin.blogspot.com Incilin

    I’m betting on Diddy to win it all and here’s why: the title is SMART dumb niggas. And Diddy is the smartest of the smart and the dumbest of the dumb. It’s the huge disparity between the marketing genius and the dumbass in those vlogs that makes Diddy the smartest of dumb cats. And yes, Ghost shouldn’t be on this.

    • EReal

      Great minds Inci,

      I have diddy in the final, but I have DMX to win it all. I mean, duke had a HUGE career, and then ends up getting arrested 3 times in one day?

      Its close, but DMX and Diddy in the finals fo sho!

  • KF UK

    i just find this whole thing fucking hilarious….

    seriously genius shit ryte here

  • giantstepp

    “#3-Snoop Dogg Vs. #14-Tupac Shakur: These two have been in silly jams before, but I just don’t see either as dumb. They shouldn’t even be on the ballot. There’s no way folks will vote for Pac, though. Projected Winner: Snoop Dogg.”

    I tried to express this to my main man Ron Mex. Pac should not be in the tourney!

    • niggaplease

      Remove your mouth from this dead nigga’s ashes. Pac is the king of this list for being a paranoid asshole who got shot for pretending to be harder than he was in any position to back up considering his face was everywhere.

      The question isn’t whether dude is dumb, its whether dude was ever smart.

  • EReal

    I have DMX over Diddy in the final.